36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 9, 2025

‘If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 9, 2025

To most people, “a good day” would entail a nice cup of coffee, a long walk on a warm spring day or going more than a few hours without some horrible news from the White House. Clint Howard isn’t most people.

The Gentle Ben star recently opened up about his single-episode stint as a serial killer on Seinfeld, revealing that a combination of unseasonably warm temperatures and some good news left his sitcom co-stars in a particularly joyous mood during his day on set. “The day that I did ‘The Smog Strangler’ — the one day that I worked on Seinfeld — it was the day after they found out, it was announced that Seinfeld had gotten picked up for another season,” he recalled. “I caught the group on a good day, and creatively, they were all awesome.”

As Howard reminisced on the joy of Seinfeld, Terry Gilliam clarified that Monty Python has seen the last of their good days, shutting down the possibility of a reunion. “People say, ‘Wouldn’t it be great for Python to get together again?’ It would be pointless to get together again!” he told the BBC, citing several now-dearly departed members of the beloved British comedy troupe. “It wouldn’t work. It was a magical chemical balance. It was spectacular.”

It’s hard to look on the bright side of this sad confirmation, but we can still laugh at the day’s most hilarious tweets, the best of which poke fun at kangaroo markets, stolen whiskey and an argument for reviving Norm Macdonald.

the heart @Fredward3948576.1 15h someone somewhere is laying a trap for me right now 14 1.2K 5.8K del 120K
kemi @kemimarie 6h ... THEY'RE BOTH GEMINIS?!?! WE're FUCKED. they're going to match energy tit for tat until the end of time! Donald Trump Xi Jinping Follow President of the People's Republic of China 45th and 47th U.S. President Overview Education Books Overview Education РУЗОНО NBC News Bloomberg Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images Age Spouse Age Spouse 71 years Melania Trump, 78 years Marla Maples, June 15, 1953 Peng Liyuan, Ke Lingling June 14, 1946 Ivana Trump +2 176 2K 16K 427K
@bklynb4by.2h G ... Brooklyn margaret thatcher SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh . 3h WHO TF SAID A GAY MAN CAN'T GO TO ENGLAND???? 8 501 13K 186K
@lilmissdelullu - 13h G ... Wangzz Slept with him. @lilmissdelullu Apr 6 Wangzz haven't talked about him today. 505 4.2K 74K del 2.3M
Crémieux G @cremieuxrecueil • 1 17h ... Sirs please Sent 7 Aug 03:06 PM My neighbor is Albanian Sent 7 Aug 03:07 PM and why is that a police matter? Received 7 Aug 03:07 PM Не is from Albania pls send help Sent 7 Aug 03:08 PM The White House @WhiteHouse Apr 6 ICE 24/7 TIP LINE 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423) 33 530 15K 517K
@elijahriah - 16h G ... HOLY BRITNEY BIBLE SPEARS THE WOMAN IN ME IIQ IN NI THE BUCKEN 400+ contradictions 0 contradictions 40 ghostwriters self written 59 2.1K 23K 360K
Gravantus @Gravantus. 14h 0 ... Mr. President... open the cheese caves S Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward Apr 3 Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they'll crack first. 49 609 15K 291K
altsey @aimseytwo 22h O ... fake idgafer i saw you touching your necklace for comfort 88 8.7K 64K del 842K
G ... @twaniimals. 21h live animal Remember Your new per's Animal Care these includes chooping - needed apples 4 information on that hubbit and more Any associate your CAN Sheel leg Price reminds you Think Advention First Warning - - your pet - petco 136K 6.7K 319 11
Shane @JerrySandsFan . 16h G ... God forbid men have hobbies I go crazy for A man who doesn't do coke (bare minimum) 24 148 4.8K del 250K
@Whotfismick 18h G ... Fibr Finally a kid without phone 84 3.4K 24K 338K
tara @proletarat.2 23h ... They're making me do work at work 75 5.2K 31K 566K
G ... Taylor Day @TABYTCHI Apr 7 600% tariff on LED headlights 86 565 8.1K ils 115K
G ... Trung Phan w @TrungTPhan 16h A classic consulting case study question: how many iPhones can you fit in a 747? Dexerto @Dexerto 19h Apple reportedly flew in 5 planes full of iPhones into the U.S. to avoid tariffs ...UNITED. 120 1K 15K del 1M
ds00za @ds00za 15h G ... we should all pretend not to know who she is when she returns to earth. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Apr 7 Katy Perry is going into space one week from today. MOONWOMAN 5 70 2.3K 47K
!@QuentinPicksMen - 18h 0 ... Dan Hentschel @danghentschel 18h Beautiful day... Don't even care that I'm red 40 3.9K 47K 812K
multitude container @lllliatttt.18h what factories are you guys gonna open now that we're bringing manufacturing back to america? i i think i'm gonna do those novelty new years sunglasses with the lenses between the numbers. that or pacemakers 59 182 3.7K 150K
kay @kswizzlein . 19h ... ur in his dms im on etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him 11 384 2.5K del 55K
GURGAVIN @gurgavin 18h ... WELCOME TO THE KANGAROO STOCK MARKET BULL BEAR KANGAROO STOCK BOUNCE BERENBERG: STOCKS ARE IN A KANGAROO MARKET 64 218 3.1K 163K ادار
chaotic memes @memechaotic 13h s ... Flying over America, look at all the states omg 8 246 10K 167K
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt.20h r/mildlyinfuriating Join u/ABearon12h Did my doordasher steal this? old BRAND JACK DANIEZ'S NO'T Tennessee w - MISKEY and FA - 3 34 2.1K del 24K
eggnog @furrypawjob_ - 19h ... my temu dildo got me pregnant again 46 917 12K del 201K
clois firstborn @cloisbrina 22h G ... this is what my brain looks like Updates Sabrina Brasil @UpdatesBrinaBR Apr 8 Parody account SABRINA CARPENTER WORLD DOMINATION 20.10 M Creaty 8013-0882-1705 vasacian 11 AEGPA DIVAS 1.899.816 10° DELY AND 81 11 9 12° SAKUL 34 Muhija KalaDPA summer2002 SinfampiraMo sepa SITWISTUNG.A GOTA metho 00500 dieu quando LL г. gralice on 90000 diet dol AIGUS cenos 00900 Ulvas 0023 me não Tab ... Lunk_pleudie KOREAN k an contract Bate-papo 100 0:02 100 LICENSER 2.9K 21K 410K
@RejiYates.20h G ... Reji ? Frapf 95 MM NIKE Moemedi wa Diphiri @DiphiriBen10 Apr 6 Mayonnaise companies must continue tightening those lids until you ladies understand that you need a man in your life 283 8.4K 154K del 2.3M
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans.4h G ... Me this year I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK! 24 98 1.2K del 110K
chaotic memes @memechaotic . 3h G ... 2420 CAUTION BEAR IN AREA There he is The bear in area bismuth-soup Seguir tl His arrival was foretold in ancient murals 5 122 2.4K 73K
Boyfifty @boyfifty_ Apr 7 0 my DMs lately.. 14:54 yo why was my song taken down with your beat?? 16:37 Did you pay for the beat? no?? Message... + 89 988 53K 532K
@Whotfismick.20h G ... Filba My fairy god mother after dealing with me for 5 minutes 53 4.2K 17K 437K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L Apr 8 G ... jackson @placed_onto Oct 11, 2023 oven has a Window, microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender, but the Dish washer, oh No you could Never see in there, they Refuse to let us See what's going on in there 2 228 5K 181K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 23h G ... ok ima heal this pattern *me after 20 minuets* damn it has deep roots in my subconscious 8 2.4K 12K 213K الله
trash jones @jzux Apr 7 ... alcohol is bad for you screen time is bad for you my brain is full of microplastics just let me have this 28 7.1K 68K 761K
horse @horseimage 18h G ... Nicotina 207 7.8K 35K del 672K
@kateinwords Apr 8 ... having a blocked nose really makes u appreciate the finer things in life like breathing normally 66 9.4K 60K del 917K
Jarvis @jarvis_best.23h ... If they can bring back the dire wolf they can bring back Norm Macdonald. 414 2.4K 19K del 752K
Images AI Could Never Recr... 1d ... Description I'm selling these cat toys cause clearly the lazy fat one pictured isn't gonna play with them 25 3,410 56.3K 572K
S odaphii @phii_oda.1 11h ... tired of saying please please please 47 40K 4.9K 541K

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