20 of the Greatest Lengths to Which People Went for Sex

‘Pretended to be of Scottish origin. Accent and all’
20 of the Greatest Lengths to Which People Went for Sex

As humans, we all share a few basic drives: hunger, sleep, watching numbers go up, and of course, sex. Unlike the rest of them, though, interest in sex tends to wax and wane throughout our lives. It’s different for everyone, but you’re probably not as enthusiastic about getting naked after, say, 10 years of marriage than three really good dates.

But under the right circumstances, desperation for a dick-down blows every other need out of the water. People will sacrifice sleep, time, money and even sometimes their own health and safety just to get a hot piece. Those people are typically between the ages of 14 and 27 years old, but there are horny old geezers laying it all on the line for some strange, too. That’s why user Idoit159_ asked r/AskReddit, “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done to get laid?”

Acceptable_Tip1857 1y ago Getting into a cake baking contest.
Jalapeno-hands 1y ago I pretended like I didn't notice when her teenage kid stole my weed.
-heisenberg4- 1y ago Convinced a lady I was Kevin Costner. And I was that night
thecountnotthesaint 1y ago Pretended to be of Scottish origin, accent and all.
 1y ago Drove an hour each day to take my dog to a dog park because there were lots of gorgeous ladies there.
RosePeonylavender 1y ago Literally in 2017 I would wear an unpadded bra and put wireless earphones in it to look like hard nipples
rayrayrayray 1y ago Attended a church camp in my late in my teens and I wasn't even religious. It worked!
Moonlight-gospel 1y ago Edited 1y ago I pretended to be afraid of flying once on a plane because the woman next to me was hot. Got her number and hooked up with her later.
youthofoldage 1y ago Pretended to be a Wiccan for 4 months. Still didn't get any. Too stupid to realize that she was lesbian in spite of many clues. Because I am an idiot.
Sciencetist 1y ago Jumped into a pool with my clothes on, reasoning the girl I was flirting with would invite my back to her apartment so I could change my clothes. It worked. The sex wasn't worth it, though.
user47079 1y ago I pretended to be left-handed for several weeks to get laid (several times, not just once). Do you know how hard it is to do essentially everything left-handed after 20 years of doing it right-handed?
 1y ago I read books about van Gogh, Gaugin, Cezannes and a few others to impress a girl. Did not get laid but 25 year later had a blast at the Musee d'Orsay. Totally vindicated.
Robiscoffee 1y ago Hot girl said solving a Rubik's cube is so attractive, so I took a whole weekend to learn how to do it. Couldn't wait to show her. When I did at school on Monday she said oh that's cool. Didn't get any play but now I can solve a Rubik's cube in 30 seconds lol
jsa041 1y ago I'm in a wheelchair and I butt-scooted up a small flight of stairs into a non-accessible apartment while dragging my chair behind me. Being drunk, | didn't think much of it at the time, but let me tell you; the scoot of shame down the stairs the next day hits different
 1y ago Definitely not the weirdest thing but I used to have a pretty dumb and kinda slutty friend. Every time she would come over I would run upstairs to my room and pretend I was napping. She would always let herself in and come up to my room and hop in bed to wake me up. I got laid most of the time. I feel like if I was sitting downstairs with my roommates when she came over, it probably wouldn't have happened as often.
Mastodon9 1y ago Followed an entire season of American Idol and sat through movies like Garden State and The Notebook over and over again. You could have asked me anything about that season of American Idol and I could have answered it. She had to miss a couple episodes because she had to work so I recorded them and gave her a rundown when she would call me on her drive home from work. She'd come over to my place after work and we'd watch the episode I just fully described to her. It's the only season of that show
Jesus_LOLd 1y ago Chatted a lady online long enough she finally agrees to go out. Tells me ahead to pick her up as she trusts her dog to be a judge of men and wants her dog to meet me. No worries. Before I show up I smear some raw hamburger on my shoes. The dog loved me. Eeezeee peezeee
 1y ago Lied to my friend that I needed a history essay on the slave trade even though I worked in steel making, told him it was a managers course. Не wrote me the essay, I claimed it as my own and give it to a girl I was chatting too who needed help. I got laid, the girl passed her essay/assignment and I kept it secret for something like 15 years till I told him during my best man speech at his wedding.
Corninator 1y ago When I turned 18 in high school, this girl that never showed the slightest interest in me began to constantly ask to hang out. Every time we did, she asked me to buy her cigarettes. I did so, knowing pretty well that she was just using me to get her nicotine fix. We fooled around for several months, and then, you guessed it, she stopped showing any interest after her birthday passed. I wasn't upset, | knew the deal. I was just a glorified tobacco whore.
Good-Astronomer-1138 1y ago Accidentally asked a girl on a date that lived 1000 miles away. I'd matched her on a dating app while on business, but didn't notice where she was from. We kept talking anyways, and I ended up securing the date. She flew out to see me. We dated long distance for a long while, and then I moved to be closer. We're married now.

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