37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 18, 2025

He’s not gonna believe it
37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Tracy Morgan may not be “as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman” following his medical emergency during last night’s New York Knicks game, but the 30 Rock alum confirmed he’s at least on the road to recovery. “Thank you for all your concern! I’m doing ok now and doctors say it was food poisoning,” Morgan captioned the smiling hospital bed selfie he shared to Instagram hours after he was escorted from Madison Square Garden in a wheelchair. 

As Morgan recovers from his stomach bug, Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw is also on the mend — nursing a sick burn from Jon Stewart. On Monday, The Daily Show host ventured where only Pete Davidson had beforeroasting Crenshaw’s lone eye in response to Congresswoman Sara Jacobs, who applied eyeliner in a moving car during a recent TikTok video. “I’m terrified that you’re a hard yellow light away from getting ready with Dan Crenshaw,” Stewart joked of the Democratic lawmaker’s “get ready with me” video. 

Thankfully, these funny tweets don’t require any recovery time. Today’s most hilarious include those about Lego tequila, Disney’s pole-dancing princess and the name of an academic drag queen.

@heyjaeee 5h ... If I send you this pic just know I'm ready for yall to GTFO so I can go to bed! 14 839 13K 242K ادار
Hayden @the_transit_guy.2h ... PRONOUNS IN EMAILS RIGHT NOW NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US 2h WING OF DELTA PLANE STRIKES RUNWAY AT LAGUARDIA DURING LANDING: ABC 6 361 6.3K 129K
G ... soup @s0upworld 4h ok not what i meant 1 Dad d > Today 12:55 PM Requested Dad's Location Delivered Post office 132 3.8K 164K del 1.9M
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic . 9h G ... remember when hugh grant did this In loving-memory of Colin Firth. Not dead yet, but looks it. Sponsored by Hugh Grant 19 1.2K 41K 530K
Lolo @LolOverruled 2h ... ACAB includes just random guys I don't like 20 537 5.7K del 87K
scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.2 22h ... If I lived in Roku city I would get undressed right in front of my windows every night 2 188 2.3K 54K
assistant inspector @housetrotter 22h ... i hit exactly the correct ratio of caffeine marijuana alcohol tobacco and polar seltzer today 29 343 8.7K 155K
harry @harry_jrh 8h G ... viewed someone's story 10 seconds after it was posted 8 1K 24K del 392K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 8h G ... nearly in tears imagining someone not watching the white lotus trying to understand this tweet president of kindness @realityysimp 18h how it felt going from transgender sam rockwell to topless carrie coon to gay incest 13 540 12K 339K
julia colander @juliacolander 18h ... they kicked me outta Barnes an obal cuz I sniffed the books too sensually 49 4.3K 38K del 578K
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp 5h G ... when someone teaches me a board game 10 403 6K del 108K
@belikebei . 16h G ... no necesito bolso 45 1.8K 23K 261K
Mark @106th 17h ... Not this diva doing an over the shoulder pose on the carpet! abc ABC News @ABC Mar 17 NEWS A forest rabbit attended the world premiere of Walt Disney Studios' Snow White over the weekend, hopping the red carpet along with the cast. Disney is the parent company of @ABC News.... Show more abc NEWS Disney SNOWWHITE Axplle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic 4 134 3.4K del 82K
Will Menaker @willmenaker 4h ... I'm 100% in favor of this as it would change the well known acronym for the Great Lakes, HOMES to HOMOS Zack Stanton @zackstanton 23h Ramaswamy suggests renaming Lake Erie Lake Ohio cincinnati.com/story/news/pol... 29 350 5.7K 195K
The Doug Files @Douggernaut_2.14h ... and they should all be sentenced to life in prison 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .16h About 20% of children use their phones in movie theaters, according to a new research study. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/newslette...) 8 1.5K 21K 519K
horse dentist @equine_dentist . 16h 0 ... missed connections is so sad and romantic cream mal realized I snould nave asked for a social media of some sort. IOWA CITY, SEPT. 16 You were driving your Cybertruck south on N Dubuque Street past the I-80 ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't see your face, and I'm worried you didn't see my middle finger. Just wanted to make sure you got the message. IOWA CITY, SEPT. 20 ears ago We were friends S 218 4.1K 57K
ASH @ashelai_ 22h G ... The urge to smack people with this would be uncontrollable Darren Rovell @darrenrovell. Mar 17 New at @SFGiants games: A 98-ounce souvenir bat with free refills ($22.59) by @AramarkSports) SP 42 619 14K del 781K
oatmeal influencer ... @acechhh During an intake today with a teenage boy I mentioned my sneaker collection and then he asked where I lived so he could rob me-and that my friends is rapport building in social work 6:15 PM Mar 17, 2025 290.7K Views 14 395 16K 456
G ... Curtti Magurtti @CurttiMagurtti .21h i'll turn my phone off. you getting off this phone Soren Iverson NISSAN @soren_iverson Mar 14 iOS option where only the caller can hang up You cannot hang up Aunt Janet has set her preferences so only she can end the call Audio FaceTime Mute Add End Keypad 341 7.6K 42K del 1.9M
rommel @silkshirtt 19h bae ur kinda like the lebron james of being beautiful 82 6.4K 59K del 1.3M
G ... iman, the scorpio. @imantheescorpio . 10h can't make this up. Do Dor 9- 9- 0.99 9.99 12924 12024 Silver creativity des Silver Art DonJulio DonJulio desding Tiry I Toy Josept de construction Breat 6 - J Para Condition 42 18 19 42 . Donjulio .. Donjulio 11% ***** MAN NA **** TEQUILA Pas DE BLANCO TEQUILA - BLANCO - ********* am - iman, the scorpio. @imantheescorpio . 10h iknow i didn't just see don julio legos. 52 871 7.1K del 325K
nancy @lowhangingfruit - 18h O ... 3:08 PM Whatcha doing? My nothing Having my nothing time 3:13 PM SMS 19 3.6K 32K del 565K
Sniff's Alt @sniffalt . 18h ... My partner keep showing orange juice to our orange cat and saying, this is what happens to bad orange kitties and then drinking it menacingly 78 8.6K 100K 1M
misa! @misakinz_ 13h ibe butt naked texting people and they'll never know 143 6.9K 34K del 488K
JUM в o @bromojumbo . 21h G ... It's too late, I've already depicted you as the crumbling frail Tesla, and me as the stoic and unmoving 9-ton Olmec head. Voices in Movement @VIM_Media Mar 16 Mexican artist Chavis Mármol smashes a Tesla with a 9-ton Olmec head in March 2024. VE TOYOTOS 23 3.8K 53K 767K ارار
Lolo @LolOverruled 21h ... this was supposed to be a joke Lolo @LolOverruled Nov 24, 2023 Actually he's autistic and his hyperfocus is racism 16 404 17K 325K
Pookie @PookiesParadise 13h G ... was on that test like i ain't pick в in a while so it must be C Sosa @ihysosa.14h i'm this old INSTRUCTOR USE ONLY PART 1 to so - Only SUBJECTIVE SCORE FEATURE E I I contagy scout I MARKING INSTRUCTIONS 5 I 1 *CONNECT : TRUE : DATE SUBJECT NAME SING Teacher form 100 For Use On Test Scoring Machine Only. PERIOD NO TEST TOTAL PART PART TEST RESULTS Stantest 170 4.7K 32K 884K
Sonia @Groceriesfan 17h s ... Dont worry guys i got this X saw11@gmail.com From DONT CANCEL SAW 11 NOOO PLEASE NOOOO !!!!!!! 8 1.4K 12K del 143K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme-12h ... THE BLADE ITSELF DCS JOE ABERCROMBIE UFO, Caught on Tape FARTASK 10 307 4.3K 66K
Fireborn @firebornnn 17h G ... The JFK files in question: 55. Ted Cruz's dad 56. 20 NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US - 17h TRUMP: KENNEDY FILES BEING RELEASED TOMORROW 40 717 14K del 265K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme - 16h G ... 12 428 8.1K del 105K
no context memes @weirddalle e 22h 0 ... 3 wks ago Type C-for fast Charging 58 58 2 с 116 1.9K 44K 905K
swagless @noswagordrip 18h Sorry babe I'm only committed to the bit. Not you. 7 244 1.4K del 42K
place where car shouldnt be @carshouldnt.23h 0 ... VAGENiDO 173 12K 127K del 1.8M
boop ... @xboxbodywash academic drag queen named TheSis 1:54 PM Mar 17, 2025 942.9K Views 97 6.3K 64K 1.7K
Kelly @throeingit. 1d Having small children is such a delight. My son just counted to 30 and then asked, Are there any MORE numbers? Like oh buddy are there ever 59 3,260 62.2K del 607K
@juliechen . 5h G ... So there's this new disney princess Disney+ Anora Academy Award® Winner Best Picture R 2024 . Drama 36 1.7K 25K de 329K

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