39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 13, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 13, 2025

Got questions, comments or concerns about Severance? Ben Stiller doesn’t want to hear it. The actor-turned-executive-producer of the AppleTV+ series opened up about engaging with fans over the psychological drama, revealing that he’s done his damnedest to tune out naysayers amid the show’s ongoing second season.  

“I check in on some of the podcasts and usually listen until they say anything that’s critical of one of the episodes,” Stiller explained during a South by Southwest panel on Sunday. “Then I stop listening to them and never listen to them again.” Stiller added that while he’s “immensely grateful” that Severance has been so widely embraced, he avoids consuming too many fan opinions, as they can be negative for his job performance.

Stiller isn’t the only one tuning out the haters either. Ahead of the highly-anticipated Spinal Tap sequel, Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, which is set to hit theaters in September, a newly-resurfaced 2023 interview with Rob Reiner underscored just how big of a role the late Norman Lear had in bringing the beloved mockumentary to life. “Norman was the first guy to recognize that I had a sense of humor,” Reiner told Today of the iconic showrunner, who put up $2 million of his own cash to help fund the film’s crew. “He’s been my champion for a long time.”

Meanwhile, the haters on the timeline have been busier than ever. Today’s funniest tweets include those about LinkedIn notifications, a Nathan Fielder beverage venture and an infectious Facebook reel.

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Tom Zohar ... @TomZohar Look what they've done to our diva PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.23h The first trailer for live-action 'LILO & STITCH' has been released. In theaters on May 23. 2:19 3:10 PM Mar 12, 2025 5 . 8.7M Views
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flaw ... @flawedaxioms My dad is a genius btw im never doubting him again flaw @flawedaxioms - Feb 3 Had a totally insane phone call with my dad where he declared that Trump is a fascist who is going to send the stock market to 0 and that he panic sold his entire retirement account at 2am this morning... 2:59 AM Mar 11, 2025 4.7M Views 196 5.1K 153K 7.1K
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Rizzie McGuire ... @NylaRoseBeast I genuinely don't know if I want tubi stopped by any means necessary or protected at all cost tut The Grinch That Stole B*tches 2024 1 hr 8 min TV-MA Comedy The Grinch has to settle the score with Santa, so he decides to take a different and naughtier approach. Directed by Malik Marcell Starring Otis Mcintosh, Navv Greene, Nigel Rhoden,... Play Like or Dislike Add to My List Watch Trailer MYSTERIUM MONOPOLY GHOSTED TCKFI 8:49 PM Mar 11, 2025 . 5.4M Views
Berry ... @Strawwww_berry Just accidentally closed a tab I've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years 12:12 AM Mar 11, 2025 517.4K Views 143 4.9K 40K 1.1K
claypot.blue @_claypot .. Mar 12 G ... things have gotten so bad i'm getting tiktok slideshows romanticizing going to subway in 2011 + 130.2K 1,061 13.8K bluebell reposted 11.4K Dakota Rose Photo Part 15 Subway in the 2000s #subway #2000s #nostalgia ... more Playlist Places in the 2000s 82 4.1K 71K 794K
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BIG SOUR @BIGSOURTW Mar 12 0 ... i never looked at this image close enough i always thought he was at the krusty krab stinkabelle @moogcity4 Mar 11 x.com/seanonolennon/... 35 2.4K 49K del 706K
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Jessica Nutt ... @JessicaNutt96 The plan? We'll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL 8:28 AM Mar 13, 2025 ... 113K Views
Lauren Wilford ... @lauren_wilford my dumbest trait is that sometimes, if I'm, say, eating a quesadilla, I'll just throw quesadilla into twitter search. Want to see what others are saying 10:16 PM.Mar 12, 2025 58.7K Views
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bobby @bobbylikesbeers Mar 12 s ... we need to lower the minimum age to run for political office 7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000. Mar 10 The Rizzler is 30000 feet in the air watching the godfather part 2 itztherealrizzler 4h ... Rizzl X 16 747 31K del 1.2M
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doomer @uncledoomer. 21h s... everything is computer 44 803 10K del 213K
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Mico (micowawe) Wawious 3rd @v0idbeast.2 22h s ... Why is his neck hitting a perfect skibidi toilet Dan Hentschel @danghentschel Mar 11 Melon son is back! PRESS 54 2.9K 61K del 690K
bella @blockbellaout.20h O ... Parody account have u ever tried this one? 171 4.7K 57K del 1.3M
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