38 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Bill Burr wants a lot of things — namely, justice for gingers and for billionaires to be “put down” like “fucking rabid dogs.” But his latest goal spans well beyond redhead redemption: He wants people to stop yelling at each other and start yelling at wannabe-oligarch, Elon Musk.
“The rest of us are getting pushed down,” the comedian recently told NPR’s Terry Gross. “They’ve politicized the whole stupid thing, and we’re falling for it,” noting that the “they” in question includes “that idiot Elon Musk.”
You don’t have to take Burr’s word for it that Musk is a massive “nerd.” “Apartheid Clyde,” as Azealia Banks once famously called him, dropped by Fox Business earlier this week, where he quoted Monty Python’s Life of Brian when sharing how he was holding up after Tesla stock lost an eye-watering $16 billion in a single day, among other mishaps. “But look on the bright side!” he said. “Always look on the bright side of life!”
Meanwhile, the timeline’s most hilarious posters are looking on the bright side and tweeting through the madness. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the best drug, what paradise looks like and why it’s called “broad daylight.”
