39 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 3, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 3, 2025

This week, J.D. Vance learned there’s nothing quite like a pissed-off It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan. 

On Monday, the increasingly deep-fried politician managed to peeve an entire legion of fans with a single Pepe Silvia meme, posting a Season Four screengrab in an attempt to paint Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy as a wacky conspiracist. Naturally, Always Sunny stans were less-than-thrilled with the shoutout. “YOU GO AGAINST EVERYTHING ITS ALWAYS SUNNY STANDS FOR AND CHARLIE DAY WOULD HATE YOU,” one fan all-caps-ed while several others told Vance to keep Charlie Kelly’s name out of his mouth. 

But Paddy’s Pub patrons and Vance’s PR team weren’t the only ones fuming this week. Pixar also found itself on the receiving end of an online lashing after a screengrab from its latest Disney+ miniseries, Win or Lose, went viral, proving the once-innovative animators apparently swapped their signature style for a painfully-belated, 3D take on Corporate Memphis. “You guys remember when Pixar had actually interesting art direction and not soulless corporate blobs?” read one viral tweet, while another likened the screengrab to a bad Grubhub ad. 

Amid this widespread outrage, though, the timeline still managed to be funny, which these hilarious tweets more than prove. The funniest included those about an aggressive Popeyes, how to keep people on their toes and a shrimp with style.

pisatchio ice cream @msluckyl... . 1d ... hello sharks, today i'm asking for a small grant of $10,000 to hang out with my friends over the summer 15 11.4K 55.9K del 720K
theo is conclavepilled ... @geothrmlescpism was unprepared for how ugly adrien brodys art is. but it makes sense. HOOKED E BIODYBUCKS HOOKED M 5:57 PM Mar 5, 2025 . 1.6M Views
Sam Fonseca ... @SamFonsecaa The shit you say when you have a language oral exam in school Liam @OfficialVizeh . 7h am 26 years old and I bought a football NOSSA SPORT 6:07 AM Mar 6, 2025 5.2.9M Views 63 4.4K 141K 1.8K
vitt O ... @gutknot texts from your husband who is enamored with cathedrals This one is you thank you 6:54 PM Mar 6, 2025 109.4K Views
derek guy @dieworkwear.20h G ... this country used to know how to dress BUNNI S wareh Prof. Tim Schmidt @schmidtim Mar 5 National Tragedy: Big Prawn has lost an antenna due to Cyclone Alfred. Now can only receive AM. 52 592 13K 392K
The Notorious J.O.V. Subscribe ... @whotfisjovana + 543,3K ... 3532 Sorry I ghosted you for 4 months I had no wifi. 40,5K Wyd tonight? 2:25 PM . Mar 6, 2025 . 695K Views
alan b. ... @inceptstellar me hanging out with chris nolan: girl i'm so bored let's call cillian murphy and ask him to be in the odyssey 2:14 PM.Mar 6, 2025 . 164.5K Views 11 1K 13K 268
Banth O ... @Panty_Christ @Panty_Christ. Mar 5 Panty Replying to @Mythotard There are Vances everywhere for those with the eyes to see 8:22 PM Mar 6, 2025 230.1K Views
critter Subscribe ... @BecomingCritter soon AP The Associated Press @AP . Mar 5 The pope has increased his physical activity and celebrated the start of Lent, Vatican says apnews.com/article/vatica... 1:33 PM Mar 6, 2025 5.490.9K Views
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jynx ... @jynxbby thinking he liked me because he said he did 2:37 PM 1 Mar 4, 2025 . 138.1K Views 23 1.3K 10K 527
... @mugIerette now....how can I get this for 30$ INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1. Mar 3 'Bonsai' a beautiful sculptural bookshelf by designer Brodie Neill Chales EART NOW MIES 8:41 PM Mar 3, 2025 - 659.5K Views
cam ... @largemotorcycle Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard 2:16 PM Mar 4, 2025 925.8K Views 1 3.7K 84K 708
Fender Belly @fender_belly..Mar 3 s ... Hamlet: ette @themcels Mar 3 Automated DEATH TO UNC 9 1.9K 25K 661K
Tyler Austin Harper ... @Tyler_A_Harper First a market crash and now a Dust Bowl. It's getting a little on the nose. NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US.19h Eerie scenes in Dallas as dust from the West blankets the city. 6:11 PM Mar 4, 2025 988.9K Views
mannii minogue ... @mannie_petty Luigi s*x tapes and Mayhem about to drop, what a week to be Italian American 11:28 AM Mar 4, 2025 543.5K Views
juju $ Subscribe O @ayeejuju ... tf popeyes got goin on We can fight at this location SO think before you speak @kvantaydevan Haus POPEYES +LOUISIANA KITCHEN + 12:00 PM Mar 4, 2025 636.6K Views
Jules. G ... @schumisnoopy Mar 4 just for this will call it big circle that plays music Vintage Rock @VintageRockN_85 . I Mar 2 Thoughts? THIS IS CALLED A 'RECORD' NOT A 'VINYL' 89 1.7K 40K del 512K
b ... @wwxwashere insane ao3 author note, 10/10 Hey guys! I have good news and bad news. Good news first: I got shot, so now I can describe it realistically in writing! Yay Bad news: I got shot. In my shoulder. So writing this chapter took a while. Sorry about that hahah. (not to mention now I gotta make sure one of your favorite characters get shot oooopsie) 6:08 PM Mar 4, 2025 810.9K Views
Sam Austen @booktycoon Erewhon this, Erewhon that. My grocery store has a stolen-phone ... laundering machine and lets me open-carry. SAFELY & SECURELY An iPhone XR could net you up to $65 SELL YOUR PHONE instar TURN YOUR COINS INTO HOLIDAY CHEER! Instant Cash HorPhones ENCY PUSH TO OPEN Label H ONO License Need Help? Touch Here (858) 255 4111 BELLIN Cash www.ecoATM.com Label Trash ecoATM AUTOMATIC CAUTION class - many HARSEY 6:29 PM Mar 4, 2025.25.5K Views
caitie delaney ... @caitiedelaney Ok I'm actually gonna need someone to enter into a deeply loving and committed romantic relationship with me so we can split rent 11:15 AM Mar 4, 2025 378.8K Views 35 2.1K 19K 742
tess @finalgrlcomplex My therapist just called me on the shores of the spectrum isn't that beautiful II GIF ALT 9:56 AM Mar 4, 2025 . 1.1M Views
Images Al Could Never Recreate ... @imagesaicouldnt ? + POV: none of your roommates share 372.9K anything so you have 4 of microwaves in the 1,303 kitchen 6,242 4:00 PM Mar 3, 2025 19.5K Views
artemis ... @peak_transit yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated 12:33 AM Mar 4, 2025 . 9 95.5K Views 18 1.1K 8.1K 285
mel blanc @veIvetines 19h ... Toontown warned us Culture Critic @Culture_Crit . Mar 3 Every aspect of life is being stripped of color. What is causing this? M McDonald's 2009 2025 122 7.3K 63K del 1.7M
t. 0 ... @tumidegrassi fine xhosa babe @_yemaaaaa Mar 2 I love quiet men so bad 2:41 PM.Mar 2, 2025 . 1.6M Views 275 8K 74K 1.8K
G ... mr pussy @mrpxssy 12h INFANT CARSEAT FULLOF HOTDOGS Rummana Hussain @rummanahussain May 22, 2023 Infant car seat full of hot dogs 24 813 8.2K del 243K
Redd Subscribe ... @ReddCinema Why does every single day cost $300 12:35 PM.Mar 3, 2025 454.2K Views 473 3.6K 17K 264
William Mapother IV 0 ... @chonkyexpress PHIL INE William Mapother IV @chonkyexpress Mar 1 Knuckle tattoos that spell out PHIL COLLINS 10:06 PM Mar 1, 2025 . 3.1M Views
The O ... @ColmGuapo  Hawk of the morning Tuah 11:39 PM.Mar 1, 2025.2.3M Views
Ruby ... @ysk100k Donkey agony @agonlzlng_ Mar 2 This dragon attacks your city, who you calling? Stake GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY AD 12:08 PM Mar 2, 2025 6M Views
maggie zhu ... @zhuphilia combining zoomer lowercase w/ the use of boomer ellipses to keep everybody on their toes... 12:40 PM Mar 2, 2025 841.6K Views 121 5.3K 55K 1.3K
bald ann dowd ... @ali_sivi she call me dune the way i got an award-winning worm 9:28 PM Mar 2, 2025 134.3K Views 5 508 5.9K 197
G ... Alec Stapp @AlecStapp 4h WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY Sara Hooker @sarahookr 22h The first step of any meaningful pursuit is to severely underestimate its difficulty. 395 5.5K 282K 19
esther >>>> @fuqkinlwtxash . 20h G ... who's coming for dinner ? 1D 1D 1D I 1D 10 Lay the table with the fancy shit ONE DIRECTION 1D IE DIRECTION I IF d-eemilytomlinson 3.5K 80 24K del 383K

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