40 of the Most Devastating Burns, Roasts and Comebacks You’ll Ever Read, You Human Equivalent of Stepping on Toast Crumbs With Bare Feet
Need some inspiration for a verbal takedown? You’re in the right place

Normally, the Cracked editors give us topics to write about, but we came up with this one ourselves. We feel like they need to be taken down a peg or two, but since we’re too cowardly to say anything directly to them, we’ve compiled a list of smack-downs that we can only dream of laying on them.
Aw, man. We just realized that they probably won’t approve this. Better just make it live before they get a chance to read it!
Will & Grace

Parks and Recreation

30 Rock

The Office

Community

Bob’s Burgers

Absolutely Fabulous

Scottie Pippen

Mike Ditka

Charles Barkley

Destiny’s Child

Jay-Z

Muhammad Ali

Futurama

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Molly Ivins

Roger Ebert

WWE

Jeff Ross

Vladimir Nabokov

Conan O’Brien

William Shakespeare

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Jimmy Carr

House of Cards

Sean Lock

Denis Healy

Truman Capote

Jeff Ross

Stephen Hawking

Homeland

Willow

Dolores Umbridge

The Dead Pool

Frank Zappa

Nickelodeon

Harry Potter
