38 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 27, 2025

At this point it’s anybody’s guess
38 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 27, 2025

Zendaya is headed to Far Far Away. Universal Pictures’ long-gestating Shrek sequel has finally been announced, and the Emmy-winning actress will join veterans Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy as the voice of Felicia, the daughter of the titular ogre and his wife Fiona. The brief clip didn’t reveal any casting for her two other animated siblings, let alone their existence, but it’s a known fact that ogres tend to eat children.

Over on HBO, Nathan Fielder is ready to rehearse again. The Rehearsal will return for its sophomore season on April 20th, and in typical Fielder fashion, the teaser raises more questions than it answers. The clip shows a laptop-wielding Fielder overseeing a soundstage with various scenes playing out in a row of identical rooms. As far as what awkward hijinks might unfold, HBO only offered that the second season of the docu-comedy will see Fielder “put his resources toward an issue that affects us all.”

Meanwhile, it’s an indisputable fact that the timeline is providing some real good jokes. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a meeting of the minds, Letterboxd cheese and proof that turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed on Thanksgiving.

lesbian mothman @verysmallriver • 1d ... wearing this to every party with my friends who are in grad school do not let me apply for a PhD under any circumstances no matter what i say 25 2.6K 33K 710K
mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky 1d ok i take it all back. corporate pride was good SANUS SANUS LBGT Gute LITE BEER. GREAT TASTE 50 3.6K 96K 1.5M
copperfrancis @_urdadlikesme_ 1d Sid from ice age -@Dusky_Ambivert.2d Blueberyyyy x.com/Dusky_Ambivert... 1.9K 70K 867K del 20M
Frankie Fey @frankiefeyy 1d deserves 1.4 million views OTAKU BIN LADEN 28:27 I Ranked Every Movie AND Show On ... Osama Bin Laden's Hard Drive Queen Coke Francis 122K views 1 month ago 87 5.2K 98K 1.3M
Rio @riomat7.2d ... thank you (?) y'all are like if rich gay aunts were neither rich nor aunts so ... just gay 8 821 38K 275K
Redd @ReddCinema 1d ... The fact that Ed Sheeran gets horny don't sit right with me 308 2.2K 31K 852K
Jack @jackfromohio - 1 1d Не thought a watched pot would boil! Не MAD! HIL 34 4.3K 92K dal 1M
h` @HELEBING_ 1d ... the energy i bring to the function 35 4.5K 42K 925K
Fire Walk With Morrison @DaMovieGuy09.1d Academy voters when they have to watch a movie OZ 50 0:02 From breaking bad reaction videos & clips 47 6.6K 92K del 1.1M
alexia @columbiabyoasis 1d ... if mexicans don't have superheroes then how do u explain rey mysterio 861 15K 148K 3.2M
Nicholas @nickycantaloupe 1d When I say Protestants will never get it, this is a good example of what I mean. You will never have ladies who put a rosary on every nail before going to pray the rosary for the dying pope. You will never get this. Catholic News Service Rome @CatholicNew... 2d Praying the rosary for Pope Francis in St. Peter's Square tonight. Photo by @PabloEsparzaa 133 813 11K 379K
riles @rileysaidso 1d ... you can't compliment nobody in la man I just saw this girl at community goods and told her wow just wanted to say you're so gorgeous you look just like kate moss thinking it was the compliment of the century and it was kate moss daughter 83 1.7K 99K 1.6M
k| yj spoilers @taissasvan 1 13h A second plane with a boys soccer team will be crashing into the wilderness next season to hijack the show POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 16h Paramount will be rolling back their diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives to comply with Donald Trump's mandates. Paramount 1.5K 97 34K 1M
lildee @hoehater5_ 23h If a plane crash while im on it and I live im suing the airline for a number that don't even exist, bitch I need a kafillion dollars 1.1K 32K 359K 6.2M
Alex @Cannistiel 22h Alpha male incel The Boys fans vs Queer fujoshi Supernatural fans Who Will Win DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1 1d Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins have been cast in the final season of 'THE BOYS' Jensen Ackles is returning as Soldier Boy. 163 7.9K 65K 1.3M
Fidel/Ronnie #1 DAN FAN @cipherforbid - dd ... roger rabbit is her beautiful butch wife ur fav is a femme lesbian ! @femmeagenda.2d jessica rabbit is a femme lesbian 83 5.5K 79K 1.1M
izz @nakafux.1 1d passport missing and flight is in 2 hrs 498 7.5K 294K 4.7M
mack @m4cden . 2 22h Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin .11/10/24 Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, bitch! 15 2.5K 40K 1M
e. (they/them) @finess3nce 1d aint none like a bad singer to lighten the mood at a funeral 139 7K 68K del 1M
brian @brianonhere 20h ... Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government 99 2.4K 42K 935K
donald boat @laserboat999 . 1 14h ... The only time I have experienced FOMO in my life is when I got kicked out of a vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could start in the back 67 3.7K 91K 1.1M
.. @PostinorTwo. 11h I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness. I recommend nepotism. 232 24K 132K 2M
... @caseyscooke 1d nat thought this was the letterboxd cheese 4.135333 cts Gluten-Free Good Source of Calcium g 1/8 pkg) INFORMATION FOR FAT the 80 Best it stired by date shown as package. - - - a - - 221K 18K 361 13
Sponge @SussySpongey - 1d why do you smell so good baby, it's all in the bob nickelodeon SporgeBob SQUAREPANTS EAU DE TOILETTE SPRAY / VAPORISATEUR ЗА fl.oz)/100mLe 54 39K 4.5K 565K
Charli @charli_xcx 1d ... yeah i wanna dance to me me me me me. when i go to the club club club club club club - charli XCX, songwriter of the year XX chart data @chartdata.1d Charli XCX to be named 'Songwriter of the Year' at this year's #BRITS. 1.8K 29K 330K 14M
mount bellyache @mountbellyache. 10h XI ... there's a possibility bob dylan thinks mgk is timothée chalamet bobdylan ... bobdylan Original audio PARK AVB IT'S PARK CDs*LFS PARK AVE CDs VE CDs ANDO, FL 19XX mg CDs*LPs ала *ZINES& ORE 1511m COM 20.9K 1,911 10.9K Liked by and others ? Whaaaaaat he posted my absolute favorite mgk performance ever 24 696 22K 431K
Eon6811 @eon6811 . 1d Old robot women with aluminum stretch marks... @ilyamiskov.2d llya.TUP I'm all for this raw, scratched aluminum look. Let the tools be tools! (Phone - - 254 7K 103K del 2M
Andrew Johnson @SotaJohns. 23h You just know some crazy vocab words were being exchanged here T @GuadagninoFilms 1d KENDALL ROY AND TIMOTHÉE YEAHH kingofbingo 16m ... X 7 691 18K 484K
ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz . 1d modern GURLZ i honestly respect the descendants franchise commitment to being bad fanfic Cosmit Claily News Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel. 2d Alexandro Byrd will play Luis Madrigal in 'DESCENDANTS 5' The son of Luisa Madrigal from 'Encanto' 55 2.6K 66K 1.2M
в @zeropeas_ 1d steve martin and martin short on their way to the omitb set every day cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic . 1d 4 784 17K 375K
Anna Bower @AnnaBower 3h ... Gee I wonder why there's a shortage of air traffic controllers Post ... Elon Musk X Subscribe @elonmusk There is a shortage of top notch air traffic controllers. If you have retired, but are open to returning to work, please consider doing so. 10:39 AM 2/27/25 28K Views 129 202 1.3K 21 1K 3.5K 49K 798K
faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaverass - 1d ... adi @irinolindo o 3d fuck english pronunciation i don't care anymore i will say the words how i want to 563 110K 779K 15M
$HANTI @shantisdiary - 1d its so many ppl born in february like damn all yall parents was fucking in november?? 2.1K 6.9K 153K 5.4M
@JusTafireTitan 21h Squash6 X ... So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the fuck outta here? 958 5.6K 53K 817K
vocal-fry barbie @JumboCarnation. 20h the text you want to get from your best man two hours before the wedding: Today 4:49 PM wedding still on? bro what yes of course 8 314 13K 187K
Daddy Pig @Orbonom. 7h and i'm announcing that the kid is NOT MINE mummy pig has been given two hours to move her shit outta our house, whoever she's been fuckin is a dead man DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 9h Mummy Pig has announced that she is pregnant with her third child. PEPPATOWN OINK! 660 11K 128K 4.8M
Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny 1d What's the yt version of Mac touching yams? Green bean casserole and mashed potatoes? Idk they look good 2000s @PopCulture2000s - 1d megan fox & billie eilish 249 3.3K 41K 1.8M
SH @SHtalkssports 1d I WHEN LIFE WAS YOU NMOO TURN IT AROUND Spring break itinerary has been finalized -75J My Location Paris, IL Rome, IL Milan, IL Athens, IL Berlin, IL Vienna, IL + Add Stop 146 3.3K 104K 2.1M

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