60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of February 2025

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60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of February 2025

The shortest month of the year is coming to a close, but there was no shortage of news packed into each of those 28 days. Amy Schumer’s Netflix residency continued with her latest movie Kinda Pregnant, and the reviews have been kind of middling. But according to the star, they aren’t indicative of the film’s quality. Schumer posted on Instagram that “it gets more clicks to trash someone, especially me.” Whatever the case may be, Kinda Pregnant currently sits at 29 percent on the Tomatometer

Meanwhile, you can now stream Hitch on Peacock, but there was almost a world where that wasn’t the case. Director Andy Tennant revealed that Will Smith tried to back out of the film just three days before production started, when they couldn’t reconcile some of the differences they had over the 2005 romantic comedy. Luckily, Tennant had Jada Pinkett Smith in his corner, as she supported his instincts over some of her husband’s “crazy story ideas.”

And Paramount+’s Frasier cancellation is bringing back up thoughts that Kelsey Grammer had about the character 30 years ago. The actor admitted that he “thought it was time to let Frasier go” when Cheers wrapped back in 1993. In fact, Grammer was so ready to leave Frasier Crane in the past that his post-Cheers plan was something completely different, but Paramount President John Pike just “really wanted” him to play Frasier — and so he did, twice over now. 

February also provided a bounty of tweets that we couldn’t help but love. This month’s funniest included those about a bookstore heist, a reverse Cybertruck and gender-neutral Pizza Hut.

jon drake @DrakeGatsby 18h No idea who this is but they' re kinda spittin right now Text Message Today 7:38 PM Steak, mashed potatoes, and laughter. What more do we need. The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk 88 6.6K 109K 1.5M
m (35-21) @idkmayowa - . 23h found it incorrigible mozart goose @TrevorWoggon casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex Kifo Mungu @TheAddlepate 1d Broke my multi-orgasm in a session with a partner record. Used to be 13. It's 28+ (I lost track) now. 29 2.9K 24K 533K
RAY ? (mostly inactive) @machirooni. 1d ... I accidentally called my sibling oomf this was their response Thank you oomf we were birthed from the same womb don't call me oomf 335 16K 263K 2.5M
Apocaloptimist @Apocaloptimist5 1d The fact he was a nightclub bouncer means somewhere out there is a drunk asshole who got 86'ed by the pope. emma @seltzerprincess 1d been thinking about this photo of pre-papacy francis for days. unreal aura. imagine thinking this guy sucks lol 86 6.8K 126K 2.7M
a @wat3rmelonjutce - 1d me and who tanisha_please_forgive_me ... Tanisha please 38 0 632 followers following posts forgive me Tanisha Please forgive me until I found you Follow Message Day 37 of reaching out Day 36 of reaching out to Day 38 of reaching out to to say sorry say sorry say sorry Tanisha please Tanisha please Tanisha please forgive me forgive me forgive me 50.3K 30.5K 46.3K 3.7K 26K 132 694K
Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle .20h ... Bought some scrunchies from Sephora and the girl was like have you used these before?. I was like yeah, I mean they're just basically hair ties. She said yes, exactly!. Can't stop thinking about it. Did I look like someone who has never tied up her hair before. 189 1.8K 102K 1.7M
VitreousGlassy commissions OPEN @Vitr... . 1d ... CAT scan: *beep beep* Doctor: Yep. That's one of 'em Nature is Amazing с @AMAZINGNAT....3 3d Lion getting CAT scan 66 8K 186K 5.9M
Kristen @Kica333. 1d ... I'm officially at the age where | understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work. 126 4.9K 30K del 719K
kourtney (in hell) @kourtneyinhell.16h little brother ruining everyone's night in the family gc J Omfg Jimmy He's watching me beat my meat Eat Catastrophic typo J + iMessage 19K 490 494K 7.4M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969. 1d its so cold even the target ball inside PUSH TO OPEN AUTOMATIC DOOR 236 10K 240K 3.5M
star @sniperslover. 1d ... what did they mean by this 283 5K 90K 1.6M
Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas1 16h Beethoven: FELA CUCCI @indi_vidual 16h That a-minor gave me chills 23 4.6K 33K 830K
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel 18h Could be a secret Ratatouille situation. Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel.  18h Patrick Mahomes looks like he's wearing lifts but for his helmet. U 50 1.9K 82K 2.3M
Lakan @jacques_lakan 1d ... Memorizing two or three words from a banger tweet so I can still search for it after it disappears during the instant timeline refresh GIF ALT 73 12K 89K 981K
gojo akgae @hottogojo 1d barbenheimer for people on zoloft FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d 'YELLOWJACKETS' and 'THE WHITE LOTUS' return this week. This Valentine's Day NEW RESERVATIONS. LUXURY SAME SHOWTIME Yellowjackets HBO ORIGINAL Will Eat Your THE WHITE LOTUS Heart Out NEW SEASON STREAMING FEB 14 NEW SEASON FEB 16 max Panamount 3.4K 36K 40 du 1.2M
angie @hotsoggi 21h manager said i'll beat that horse when it gets here today. incredible new phrase i will now be using as regularly as possible 139 7K 97K 1.4M
John Rich @JohnRichTV.20h It always cracks me up that the Super Bowl MVP is rewarded with an immediate flight to Disney World to live out a 10- year old girl's dream E ESPN @espn.21h Jalen Hurts is celebrating the Super Bowl win at @WaltDisneyWorld 0:11 134 2.7K 87K 3M
la n @gnarlygaejepsen 1d ... got randomly selected to have my bags searched returning from mexico and border agent pulled out my douche and thought it was a maraca From palm siberia 53 1K 31K 736K
toni @tinyangelette 23h phone updated last night against my will. mother conference 7m ago 9 Hickey received; delaying transition may be necessary for safety. Logan 12m ago 9 Downfall apparent; renewed license, optometrist exam, contacts, new glasses soon. 20 216 10K 158K
kristen @marveloustune. 1d category is things i'll do to him this weekend Create tour groups of tour! BUB BOLSTER TUG HUB MAT MAD JERK JACK KNEE YANK BLOCK STRAP MAN NIGHT BUD WRENCH Mistakes Remaining: Shuffle Submit Deselect All 28 809 20K 620K
chloe @chloeworthyart. 21h this is like the reversal of the cybertruck. charming and brings a smile to my face Nick Huber @sweatystartup - 3 3d Wtf is happening? Delivering G America www.upps.com 149 6.3K 150K 2M
Harry Hill @veryharryhill 1d And then the unthinkable happened: I was the only person to say namaste out loud at the end of yoga class 51 1.5K 60K 878K
Luan @lawlsv.20h ... SW - AVAU How I sleep with $0.25 in the bank 20 4.5K 33K du 368K
antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke.1 19h I'm the guy in charge of kicking the shit out of rich idiots bags at the airport. I get paid per bag and I've destroyed 12,376 bags this year and I'm never stopping. It's my passion MARK MORAN TM @itsmarkmoran.2 2d Hey @SouthwestAir-uh one quick question... How the fuck does this happen? 25 782 23K 501K
Only1Ray @4theloveofRay_.2 21h ... Someone stole my debit card info and spent $600 at Barnes & Noble in New York. What kind of academic thug behavior is this 1K 13K 207K 4.3M
Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie 2 23h SPIDER-MAN star @stxrinsky 3 3d bro bouta flood our plane with sand LIFE vest LACEN - FASTEN SEAT BELT WHILE REATED N°RRA SAFETY THE HOARD 427 7.8K 203K 5.7M
E @aaelysaa 21h ... what is wrong with my mom Today 1:08 PM Your roommate still stealing from you? idk Yoooo I HATE that little broke bitch 680 5.2K 145K 1.9M
michael t @cruelpractice 1d so all 20,000 of my photos synced to my moms phone 491 6.9K 294K 4.3M
mox @moxplant 1d ... sour patch chromosome 157 6.4K 120K 996K
ally @missmayn 1d i i would've made such a good oil heiress. massive public libraries and unnecessarily beautiful train stations for everyone. 22 4.9K 49K 593K
Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson . 2 20h ... Average SEC couple hosting March 1st SNL @nbcsnl . 23h Saturday Night Live - SNL NBC next two shows! MAR MAR I 8 SHANE LADY GILLIS GAGA LADY TATE MCRAE GAGA 385 20K 1.6M 26
Barry Skywalker @BarrySkywalker1.1d Surely there was a different way to draw this Poster Escape @PosterEscape 1d PE Great poster for The Fantastic Four by @MickaelJournou #FantasticFour 4 4 MARVEL STUDIOS the FantacticA 1.3K 2.8K 141K 5.1M
chabazite @raisinchoirgirl . 2 21h How to Beat Your Therapist at Her Sick Little Game 88 6.2K 70K 1.3M
Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_.23h ... listening to my wife talk about her day at work making 3x my salary so I can ask her what we're eating for dinner when she's done 56 1.4K 44K 1.9M
NOELLE @Sealyne_ 1d This is killing me. What do they expect him to say @fat_nerpa. 1d amy This is officially my favorite genre of seal photos PEM РЕН www.ren.ru 82 3.1K 32K 473K
leave adele alone @rilez111 . 1d Countries should submit bids on being the location for a White Lotus season like the Olympics 84 3.8K 46K del 1M
donut! @donutqq_qwq.2d how trying to make friends on discord feels Who the hell was I talking to in 2018 69% 9:41 PM No Service Edit Messages 6/6/18 Online Succubus os Basketball 5.7K 81K 49 746K
indie @INDIEWASHERE. 5h me at fourteen for some reason cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic - 1 18h Conclave (2024) It's shameful... to be this age and still not know yourself. 18 71K 78K 1.1M
Mr. Cabernet @mardagod . 21h ... Geminis: LB @lnbshr.2 21h I didn't lie to u I tricked u 354 4.2K 20K 1.4M
mya of siobhan @wotacoincidence 13h ... being this funny and beautiful must feel so good like oh I'm julia louis-dreyfus I look like a literal goddess and I'm the funniest person alive Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays. 15h I am going to be laughing about this Julia Louis-Dreyfus service dog bit all night #SNL50 0:40 877K 52 1.2K 28K
Stevie's Wonder @chipskarai 23h Me eating water this week because I make poor financial decisions GIF ALT 67 7.7K 51K 782K
ben @benxta_. 1d u can never catch me saying something like this @jojomatches 3d One thing I've mastered is to stay out peoples business, I avoid gossip as much as I can. 167 6.5K 44K 1.9M
Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker . 1d ... Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though 1.8K 26K 341K 8.5M
pearl of @PearlWrap. 1d ... life getting stressful i had to lego 355 41K 321K del 7.2M
Katie @ALadyNamedKatie id If OSHA ever goes away, I'm using the forklift for evil 189 1.7K 18K 446K
Jan_07x @Jan_07x.21h ... just burst out laughing Replied to your story Rotund beauty YESTERDAY AT 15:16 Replied to your story Hella weight loss. You on that ozempic? 118 1.5K 45K 1M
jax @brokeurtooth - dd ... daily affirmations: - ass fat - yea i know 68 20K 96K 1.8M
iced pee @stupidtrashboy 1d ... Goddamn door is woke THIS/THESE DOORS TO REMAIN UNL 29 2.5K 58K 815K
@taycines. 1d it's so unfair that they keep releasing movies even after we die GIF 202 11K 156K 1.7M
(s)everance spoilers @livaldovinos. 1d your aunt and her roommate of 15 years britt lowers emmy campaign manager @sev... . 1d move over, mark. give me a chance A ont FLAV .... 8TO ORTS но WATER AW 8 647 18K 510K
@hackerchick-2 22h ... Не was inventing ways of looking homosexual never before imagined LADIES ROO 42 899 23K 485K
CLASSY FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium - d ... literally chemicals that chewed up the ozone layer and made rfk's voice like that + @neurodoevergent.2d what were they putting in the hairspray back then Super Bowl Cheers! Love COWBOYS LLAS 80 5.8K 153K 2.5M
x_c4tb0yTHOTi3_x @vampiric_shirin - dd what the library feels like when u really need to poop recovered_file @recovered_file.2d NONDH SONDHLIN 79 5.5K 123K 2.6M
Dr. Meatball @meatballworld . 1d accidentally searched for gender neutral garlic bread 9:50 garlix bread All Grocery Alcohol Delivery Fees New to me Deals 55 3.6K 112K 1.3M
Swaron @needlehater. 1d they're lacing estrogen inside her estrogen Fr3ddi @Fr3ddi1 - 2d 5 months on estrogen and I feel like a new woman 121 3.2K 154K 3M
jay @j4ysubi 23h he blocked me after he told me he had a personality disorder and i asked if any one of them were freaky 7.1K 152K 3.3M 393
Nick Miller @NickMillerMusic 23h Incredible ad just popped up, and might I add it's a great question SuzieJ3AV8R Archival Consultant @A... ... Would Pee Wee Sinantra have been a good singer? 3 7 4,243 Promoted 38 1K 16K 349K
Natalie @jbfan911 - 1d Oh nooo the computers are down at work.... I can't do most of my job..... oh nooooooo 138 16K 249K 3.4M
token @tokenzine 1d ... Love at First Slur~! Love at First SlurH www.facebook.com/RairaikenOfficial 291 14K 196K 4.2M
Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour . 1d need a man bisexual enough to queen out with but not so gay that he is capable of scheming or plotting 187 7.3K 104K 2.2M

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