25 Shocking Sexual Experiences People Had With a New Partner

‘A gun fell out of his pants’
25 Shocking Sexual Experiences People Had With a New Partner

Hooking up with someone new can come with its fair share of surprises — and I’m not just talking about kinks

One Redditor got a shiny little surprise when they finally hooked up with someone after a few blind dates. Right before things got hot and heavy, she stood before him and took off her wig, revealing a very smooth head. The Redditor suspected she might’ve had alopecia, but with or without hair, he was turned on by that gorgeous baldie

Other Redditors have shared their equally shocking first-time sexual experiences with a new partner, including incredible kegel strength, someone who needed a little extra protection and sex that lacked balls.

Crocolyle32 . 1y ago Some idiot blew raspberries on my pussy once Share 48 ...
throwaway_user_12345 e 1y ago They were into violent things, like being scratched untill they started bleeding 123 Share ...
luxelux 1y ago Showed up to her house and there was a notice on the door that it was a parole dwelling and occupant was a felon. 109 Share ...
Subject_Jackfruit_94 . 1y ago | have never seen a bush so overgrown on a tiny woman, yet still kept tidy, clean, and even CONDITIONED. I was so blown away I still ate it and it tasted great. Never going back to shaved. 194 Share ...
Koorsboom 0 1y ago When she admitted the hookup was just to get back at her husband. Who | did not know existed. And whom she then told. It was a very busy post coital convo. 565 Share ...
Iliketoeatassintexas 1y ago Anal within 2 hours of meeting a woman. Come to find out, anal isn't rare but jumping right to it sure was! Her reasoning was shed been watching videos of it all weekend and wanted to give it a try since her previous attempt ended badly with her last bf. Good times! Great woman! 477 Share ...
Gooz93 1y ago I once hooked up with this girl, and while we were getting at it she moaned: spit in my mouth so i obliged like the gentleman i am, and right after i did she spat me right back in the face like some horny alpaca. I just thought fair enough, touché  467 Share ...
10breck30 1y ago . Edited 1y ago First time with a random girl, hadn't even had any sexual talk or texting, and she slipped a single digit into me. Of course I'm not gay, so I told her to stop.....and try two. 458 Share ...
Weird_Neat6379 1y ago First time hooking up with this guy I was talking to for a week or two. We used one of those small butt plugs with the gems on it and he was playing with while I was reverse cowgirling him and all of a sudden I heard a small gasp. I immediately stop and ask what? Не said I don't see it anymore. I jump off him and run to the bathroom to try and push it out, finger it out, anything. I kept thinking about the show Sex sent me to the ER in the midst
Additional-Judge-312 . 1y ago Girl straight up close fist punched me during sex as some sort of feminist play idk 958 Share ...
 1y ago The girl (who is now my wife) always dresses super conservative, like a grandmother. First time we hooked up and I saw her body | was gobsmacked, best body I had ever (and have ever still) seen in real life. She still dresses like a grandma. 963 Share ...
TossThisAccount7286 1y ago I had a fling with this very reserved/introverted but VERY hot Jewish girl a couple years ago. I expected plain Jane vanilla sex, but when we got down to it, she went straight for giving me a rim job. Thank god(or whoever) that I showered beforehand. I'd never experienced that before and so I didn't exactly know how to react, but she gave me the best orgasm I'd ever/have ever had in my life. 1.3K Share ...
MacbookPrime 1y ago She moaned get me pregnant during and tried taking off the condom. The very definition of NOPE. Share 1.6K ...
Jefffahfffah 1y ago The most violent female orgasm I have ever seen, like total incoherent eyes rolling back whole body shaking and tensed up for 10 seconds. Couldnt believe it the first time but i guess it was the norm for her. Lucky girl i guess lol - 1.7K Share ...
schrohoe1351 1y ago i hooked up with a guy a couple years ago who would spend 30 seconds in one position then switch. and did it over, and over, and over again. started in missionary, went to doggy, went to cowgirl, went to missionary, went to him standing off the bed with me on the edge, to doggy. i got sick and tired of it after less than 5 mins and told him wasn't feeling well and wanted to go home. he puppy dog eyed me and asked if i'd suck his dick so he could cum. i just looked at him
BrilliantSome915 1y ago Edited 1y ago Ankle bracelet...lol. Looking back, that's why he couldn't drive to me. 2.7K Share ... Illustrious_Parsnip4 1y ago My first thought was oh he had a little gold chain around his ankle? That's cute Then it clicked. 1.1K Share ...
 1y ago The largest penis I have ever seen. I don't even remember how the night went. Because I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen. 1.9K Share ...
InstantElla 1y ago Ex boyfriend, almost 20 years ago. Не said he had a below average dick, I didn't care. Не did not mention that it was a literal micropeen, not even big enough for penetration. Like a button. I had no idea they could be that small. No offense to anyone in that situation it was just a bit of a shock Share 1.8K ...
Jim_Lees_Wolverine 1y ago My now wife under the covers giving the worst HJ it felt like she was doing a quality control inspection. - Share 1.7K ...
suffersorceress 1y ago a gun fell out of his pants. he thought my photos from tinder were too good to be true and that he was going to get robbed (WTF?). anyways, we're married now LOL 3.1K Share ...
SmokinSweety 1y ago I hooked up with a guy who had kleinfelters (sp?) syndrome. Не told me this after we had hooked up by saying you probably noticed that I don't have any balls... The shocking thing is that I HADN'T NOTICED. 12K Share ...
gardenofhounds 1y ago insulin pump tethered to butt cheek. not a problem, but certainly a surprise - 7.1K Share ...
No-Effort6590 1y ago Went on a blind date yrs ago. Got along great, couple dates later we did the deed, and to my surprise she was shaved smooth, very smooth. She was very hesitant to tell me she had Alopecia. She removed her wig, which I kinda suspected she was wearing one, and there before me was a gorgeous woman with not one single hair. Shocking, yes, but also very turned on - 12K Share ...
ThePokerRobot e 1y ago I was hooking up with this girl for the first time and while inside her she said I have been waiting to show of my Kegel strength and proceeded to grip my wiener with the most grip full but harsh kegel ever. It hurt my wang. 6.9K Share ...
seattledaddyslut 1y ago The guy with all the He-Man toys in their original packaging mounted on his wall saying, Please let this one be the one, as he slid into me definitely took me off guard. Luckily he came quickly, and I got the fuck out of there, before he could suggest | dress up like Trapjaw. 32 Share ...

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