38 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, February 26, 2025

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38 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, February 26, 2025

According to Jimmy Kimmel, if you can do a joke sitting down, do it sitting down. During a recent visit to Jimmy Kimmel Live!Conan O'Brien shared the sage wisdom the incumbent Oscars host and his wife, TV writer Molly McNearney, passed on to him. While Kimmel insists that he only provided “dumb tips,” O’Brien said that McNearney provided really specific, great ones. We’ll see if any of the advice paid off this Sunday when Conan helms the 2025 Oscars ceremony.

While Deadpool & Wolverine gave audiences a taste of what Channing Tatum’s Gambit was like, Lizzy Caplan is offering insight into what a standalone Gambit movie would have entailed. The Mean Girls actress told Business Insider that the scrapped movie was set to be “a ‘30s kind of screwball romantic comedy” set in New Orleans. Caplan shared that she had multiple meetings with Tatum for the “really cool” idea that was ultimately abandoned. 

There’s no need to worry about comedy being scrapped from the timeline, though. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a poster’s love, a hockey matchup fit for Broadway and a challenging Oscar ballot.

nikki / seaglass @seaglassinc 1d how it feels to fw a song that has a lowkey disgusting name 19K 2K 259K 5.7M
Rocky @viperwave 1d Journals in Resident Evil: Jiankui Не @Jiankui_He.2d Tinkering with human embryos will certainly be worth the risk. nic ...... VAPRE NEWE 25 - DEP ABERIA Dr. Jiankul He 1.6K 16 14K 342K
tay heard yoyok X long story short @marvelo... . 1d ... AXUNTA Jo ann Fabrics - Dolly Parton Joann ,Joann, Joann ,Joann I'm begging of you, please, don't take my crafts Spotify® POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave Fabrics and crafts retailer Joann is going out of business and closing all JOANN fabrics and crafts its stores. 52K 13 4.8K 1.6M
Kino @kinostruggles2 1d x ... That is so hilarious omg u/mrnicegy26 12 hr. ago ... Best Picture nominees ranked by the amount of fanfiction written about them in АОЗ Meme 2,356 Works in Dune (Movies - Villeneuve) 1,358 Works in Wicked (Movie 2024) 286 Works in Conclave (2024) 38 Works in The Substance (2024) 38 Works in Anora (2024) 15 Works in The Brutalist (2024) 11 Works in A Complete Unknown (2024) I'm Still Here, Nickel Boys and Emilia Perez: 0 works 781 Share 225 102 53K 1.2M 3.4K
Alias. @TheFliestPlane 1d ... The meatballs is actually more important than the baby. 24THEEPROBLEM. @yallknowlilcobi.2d sorry but there will be NO MEATBALLS at my baby shower 268 8.5K 47K 2M
Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti - 1d How do you raceswap an orange alien possiblecontrol @Possiblecontrol . 2d Replying to @DiscussingFilm Please don't raceswap her. We want this version. Conics 1.5K 6.4K 170K 5.1M
Mohammad @MargBarAmerica 1d system of a down was such important armenian representation bc they had one of every kind of armenian guy USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr 2/19/25 Armenian-American heavy metal System of a Down, late 1990s CCCP 20 150 6.9K 150K 4M
FKA Morena / Brianna @fkamorena. 1d this was jesus basically Jason Reid @JasonReidUK.2d Be more Dolly. Hollywood REPORTER CM prin WARDS I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got within love DOLLY them my то I've THR all, own and family. drug I do not I know judge. AWAR drunks. got addicts-all PARTON 620 33K 387K 5.7M
S @superskrong 1d she look like a stunning backwood ' @cravemedia_ 3d LAVAZZA TH FiLM iNDEPENDENT SPiRiT AWARDS F AZZA TH SPi DEPENDENT AWARDS AW FiLM iNDEP AZZA ENDENT SPiRiT NT AWARDS 17 3.1K 65K 2.5M
(s)everance spoilers @livaldovinos. 1d bink @knotbink.2d i hate you white man with asian girlfriend i hate you so much 54 2.4K 48K 2.3M
ally @missmayn 1d i i would've made such a good oil heiress. massive public libraries and unnecessarily beautiful train stations for everyone. 22 4.9K 49K 593K
Kancho @HumpedMyJeweler . 1d Imaging clanking off rim and the whole province knows China in Pictures @tongbingxue 2d A newly opened basketball court in Beijing, transformed from the former cooling towers of Capital Steel and Iron Company. 1.2K 30K 21 1M
chipped tooth @cursed_hockey 1d thank god west side story prepared me for this O NHL View league Sharks 0 6:47 1st Jets 0 11 833 10K 210K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 · 1d smells like upwillyoumarryme in here 32 1.2K 14K 430K
kirvy @madebykirvy 1d The Academy fears what Robbie Williams could do on that stage FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Musical performers for this year's #Oscars: Ariana Grande Cynthia Erivo LISA Doja Cat RAYE Queen Latifah OSCARS 12 424K 579 13K
Mikael @BacardiCapital 1d Middle school girlfriend just got engaged 2.1K 53K 193 1.8M
Sponge @SussySpongey - 1d ... This frame is so funny he just accepted his fate 117 15K 208K 3.2M
Simon Holland @simoncholland.1 1d ... Unfortunately the little during the week stop at the grocery store that isn't even the main grocery shopping trip now costs $143. 63 4.2K 29K 697K
chloe @ChloeNumberIII. 1d ... What the fuck is this show about stv Apple TV @AppleTV.1d Back on the ranch. #Severance-New episode Friday 1.5K 5.6K 165K 13M
yuri ت @meIanie91.22h is this taylor swift The Sims Nostalgia @Sims_Nostalgia.23h Lock your doors! Burglars are BACK MS4 24 580 11K 191K
kayla @biondcd . 17h ... my oscar ballot 2025 Oscar® Ballot Letter Actor in a Leading Role Costume Design Music (Orig Adrien Brody-The Brutalist utalist A Complete Unknown -boxd Timothie Chalamet-A Complete Unknown Conclave ave Colman Domingo-Sing Sing Gladiator Pe Ralph Fiennes-Conclave Nosferatu Victo Sebastian Stan-The Apprentice Wicked Bobs In Actor in a Supporting Role Directing M ginarSong) Social film discovery. Sean Baker-Anora Yura Borisov-Anora erez letterboxd.com Brady Corbet-The Brutalist Kieran Culkin-A Real Pain The no Six Triple Eight Edward Norton-A Complete Unknown James Mangold-A Complete Unknown hg Sing Follow the ceremony via our Jacques Audiard-Emira Guy Pearce-The Brutalist -Emilia Pérez social channels-@letterboxd Coralie Fargeat-The g Jeremy
Isaiah Taylor-making nuclear reactors @isa... 16h ... My favorite 5 mins of everyday is when my wife logs on to like all of my posts and then logs off again 5:47 5G+ Sophie liked your post here's to the believers liked 13 of your posts Sophie I played CS exclusively on Linux with i3 for years, my favorite thing was showing my friends that I could move the game around to different screens while opening 20 other apps many times per second with zero lag. I'm ready for the year of the Linux desktop Show all 614 4.8K 90K 2.1M
Keke @Keeeksasf 1d it's so cleary not, the wheels all have different flowers. Thabang Khoza @ThabanqKhoza. 1d Girls think this is the same car 241K 3.5M 297 14K
m (35-21) @idkmayowa - . 23h found it incorrigible mozart goose @TrevorWoggon casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex Kifo Mungu @TheAddlepate 1d Broke my multi-orgasm in a session with a partner record. Used to be 13. It's 28+ (I lost track) now. 29 2.9K 24K 533K
emily ( @sparklyboots89 - 17h need whoever works at these fast food places in the fucking Pentagon to come forward. i have questions N McDonald's Patrick's Snack Bar Dunkin' Donuts & Baskin-Robbins Subway THE PENTAGON Panera Brea Dunkin' Donuts & National Pentagon Baskin-Robbins Pentagon Visitor Center norial Navy Federal $ Credit Union DEFENSE BLVD 53° 1.2K 6.6K 209K 7M
@vamptact.23h ... kdnevercared 26m ... I fuck wit Mexican food them chicken case of ideas be good as hell 53 3.1K 37K 916K
jake 11/ @aristhought.1 1d one of my fave things is when a hockey brawl breaks out and you just see two players from opposing teams just holding each other on the side TE 16 aristhought 91 9.4K 164K 2.1M
YES...HA HA Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch 1d : HA...YES! Tobey Maguire showing up just so he can take Timothee SICKOS Chalamet's money at a poker table is a God-tier degenerate gambler move. FILM UPDATES @FilmUpdates 1d Film Updates Cartier held a game night in honor of Timothée Chalamet's Oscar nomination for 'A COMPLETE UNKNOWN.' Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, Kid Cudi, Rich Paul, Tobey Maguire, Marcus Mumford, Nathan Fielder and more were in attendance. (gq.com/story/tap-in-p...) 59 1.6K 37K 1.3M
snakel3t @snakel3t.14h ... My bf is so supportive LMFA000 talking about zucker from animal crossing btw | feel bad for kicking my octopus out Delivered Baby don't feel bad Не was lazy remember 65 1.7K 44K 543K
Apocaloptimist @Apocaloptimist5 1d The fact he was a nightclub bouncer means somewhere out there is a drunk asshole who got 86'ed by the pope. emma @seltzerprincess 1d been thinking about this photo of pre-papacy francis for days. unreal aura. imagine thinking this guy sucks lol 86 6.8K 126K 2.7M
jill @stevienicks420.15h With everything got going on I wouldn't even notice Drew @HeyImReallyDrew : 1d Your rent is $30 but you have to live with this. What you doing? GIF 107 5.9K 70K 1.6M
victoria @IOVEK0RY. 1d she's everything.. he's just ken(t) FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Warner Bros. is reportedly planning a 'SUPERMAN' marketing campaign and press tour similiar to the 'BARBIE' roll-out. (deadline.com/2025/02/superm...) 46 5.6K 79K 1.6M
tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa 1d ... girl calm down he was trying to get laid ex-bisexual @spookyshah.2 2d had a straight dude come to my place and he was so impressed by the simplest things. art on the wall, rugs, a $40 knife block set. dudes are so fucking lame and pathetic lol they fr need a mommy to take care of them their whole lives 97 1.4K 87K 2.5M
TRISHA @tri6ha 1d i genuinely hate depop mind you its listed at $15 01:07 % Made you an offer: $13.50 D 01:07 % You declined their offer: $13.50 01:08 omg % Made you an offer: $14.00 D 01:11 % You declined their offer: $14.00 01:12 % Made you an offer: $14.01 D 01:13 % You declined their offer $14.01 $15 01:14 is the price firm? i didnt see that in the listing 213 1.1K 39K 4.4M
kourtney (in hell) @kourtneyinhell.16h little brother ruining everyone's night in the family gc J Omfg Jimmy He's watching me beat my meat Eat Catastrophic typo J + iMessage 19K 490 494K 7.4M
Maffy @matthewduchesne-14h i feel like just read hieroglyphics POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.1 14h 'High School Musical: The Musical: The Series' star Liamani Segura will play Red's sister Pink in 'Descendants 5.' DESCENDANTS Disney 52 56K 1.8K 1.5M
@imagesaico... 1d ... Images AI Could Never Recreate AlbanianPedophile 8h You hit? ... Reply o addictedtodunks 5h L username. God damn. 1- AlbanianPedophile 3h Why because im Albanian? 1 120 2.5K 100K 2M
fragrance and foolishness @Brieyonce 1d XI ... I fear Nicole Kidman hasn't rested in 35 years. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d First poster for Mimi Cave's 'HOLLAND' starring Nicole Kidman, Gael García Bernal, Matthew Macfadyen and Rachel Sennott. Debuting on Prime Video on March 27. NICOLE KIDMAN Holland THINGS SOME ONLY LOOK PERFECT prime NEW ORIGINAL MOVIE MARCH 27 39 906 16K 448K

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