37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday. February 24, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday. February 24, 2025

It took nine tries, but Martin Short has finally been honored for his performance on Only Murders in the Building. Ironically, the actor wasn’t in the building to accept his Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Actor in Comedy Series, as he tested positive for the SNL50 Covid strain, but a win is a win no matter where you are when you earn it. 

Short wasn’t the only one from the Arconia to get in on the fun either. The rest of the Only Murders cast pulled off a surprise win for Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series as well.

Meanwhile, the Culkins may have a SAG winner in the family, but their matriarch is dying to know why her kids choose the movies they star in. Kieran Culkin spoke to Entertainment Weekly and PEOPLE ahead of his win for A Real Pain and shared that his mother once asked him, “How come whenever there’s a script about a dysfunctional family they always come to us?” In return, Culkin wondered, “What’s a functional family?” Certainly not a family that lent their talents to the likes of Home AloneSigns and Succession

As usual, the timeline is functionally hilarious. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the joy of a new day, little prisoners and the “bear” necessities.

VEIN II free @SO0u00.2d ... Him and his giant fucking fork . Ally *88 @alleeesuhhh.3d these are so cunty 118 14K 334K 5.5M
token @tokenzine 1d ... Love at First Slur~! Love at First Slurf www.facebook.com/RairaikenOfficial 291 14K 196K 4.2M
samu | bsdtwt @Kuinasbabygirl - 1d ... How I feel waking up in the morning and automatically clicking on Twitter ALUMINUM MERCURY FLUORIDE WiFi RITALIN 233 41K 342K 5.6M
valentine @METICHE 1d One time I was walking thru a cemetery n I came up to this grave of a 17 year old girl n I was like damn she didn't get to smoke weed so I sparked up next to her.. my j went out two times and the third time it lit my hair on fire.. I google her and she died of tuberculosis 191 6.2K 154K 2.8M
ash! @spaceashes 2d 5:14 79 Reels that grease gun looks like its worth $10 634 2w Like Reply looks can be this evening 35 3.6K 75K 1.1M
deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight. 2d ... ENC white guys be like my name is Alex 163 1.1K 12K 510K
Eoin Ó Catháin @EoinKeane101 - 1 1d ... this is what gets us on pop crave POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave A bird dropped a severed human hand into a schoolyard in Ireland yesterday. CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CA 5 237 11K 245K
x_c4tb0yTHOTi3_x @vampiric_shirin - dd what the library feels like when u really need to poop recovered_file @recovered_file.2d 79 5.5K 123K 2.6M
@AMENARTPOP. 1d Gaga Crave ... does mother reply to her fans 52m Reply 40 ladygaga Creator What do you want 14m Reply 64 View 12 replies 46 4K 119K 1.3M
Meg @megannn_lynne 1d ... when i see a long-ass youtube video that's like ranking every trader joe's pasta And I'll watch. 17 1.1K 29K 475K
kscraps @kelly_scraps 1d ... boyfriends rock you ask them what are you doing and they say i'm 7 minutes into a 26 minute video about super glue 281 6.6K 126K 3M
Irishmann Carljob @bomposting. 1d When's it coming out IGN @IGN.10/7/14 Robert Downey Jr. has confirmed Iron Man 4! trib.al/ 4c8rrlk STARK 166 5.1K 147K 3.7M
@imagesaico... 1d ... Images AI Could Never Recreate + 318.5 my favorite cup because ... it looks like they're 1,688 getting beamed by god himself 40.2 242K 99 12K 2.1M
yahiamice. @Yahiamice 1d ... anyone got a spare $0 addfield horse annihilator Free Door pickup Send seller a message 243 4.1K 80K 1.4M
@haixderrr 1d king haider 2025 boutta be so peaceful BO 40 DO A RES / ACC P SET/COAST OK U م٥ 1 2 ABC 3 DEF 4 GHI 5 JKL 6 MNO 7 PQ RS 8 TUV 9 WX YZ @$ 0 a # abc +%! 123 king haider @haixderrr.3d its time for a flip phone fr 1.2K 23K 357K 9.3M
CLASSY FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium - dd ... literally chemicals that chewed up the ozone layer and made rfk's voice like that @neurodoevergent - 2d what were they putting in the hairspray back then Super Bowl Cheers! Love COWBOYS LLAS 80 5.8K 153K 2.5M
MATTHEW BITTS @MatthewBitts . 1d Thor Blaze Binges @BlazeBinges. 2d name a fictional character that can lift this up 591 12K 307K 5M
t. @t_sadiity 16h Im tired tomorrow 76 19K 38K 781K
liz !! @Lizytube. 2d IF classic. i would also say this if i was the pope Rich Raho @RichRaho 3d Saying Pope Francis has not lost his sense of humor, Doctor says when greeting Francis as Holy Father, Pope responds with Hello, holy son. rock PIFROTT MEDIA VATICAN EFANO 7.2K 18 150K 2.6M
rose de @veslvr. 20h how i feel interrupting the movie every 5 mins to give my opinions X Replies 0:25 she just walked in and is ALREADY being adorable! 2:10 YASS! 3:53 that cute face she made 4:21Can I curse? Lol 8:43 Aww she is so sweet and adorable! 9:37 10:09 YAAASSSS!! 11:03 She is such an 11:37 amazing friend! 12:03 I love the way she mocked that lol! 12:54 Poor Nicki! She is so 14:50 DON'T DO DAT! cute 16:07 for some reason she seemed so sad there 16:25 That seemed pretty hard for her to answer 17:03 That
@hackerchick.2 22h ... Не was inventing ways of looking homosexual never before imagined LADIES ROO 42 899 23K 485K
rosey @thechosenberg 15h ... Modern retelling of Cinderella where a 5'6 guy gets to be 6'4 for one Hinge date but turns short at midnight 137 1.9K 56K 1.3M
paperboy @laylalikesmusic • 1d everyone thinks they're this person, the nerd equivalent of i would've gone pro if it wasn't for that injury ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal.2d tormenta Follow @strmstd *@chabcharu.2d every family has that one person who had so much potential but then became mentally ill and can't do anything anymore 153 2.7K 50K 1.1M
frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora 1d Idk how to explain it but this looks like something a mouse would wear in a cartoon his Handsomegirly @handsomegirly_.2d Hello I made the most beautiful matching set with matching headband 261 8.4K 248K 3.7M
Hayden @the_transit_guy. 1d I would absolutely report this as a phishing scam if got this tbh  What did you do last ! week? HR 4:05 PM H ! Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and CC your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments. Deadline is this Monday y at 11:59pmEST. 502 2.5K 77K 1.8M
doomer @uncledoomer . 1d ... ikkow a subaru dealership hate to see them coming cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic. 1d britt lower and adam scott 17 364 13K 593K
Pope Crave @ClubConcrave. 15h ... POPE Isabella Rossellini once again looking like she is officiating a CRAVE gay marriage. POPE CRAVE Pope Crave @ClubConcrave. 1 15h When your circle small, but you Pope Crave. 731 378K 11 17K
cheyenne OK @evilvillain1231.11h Somehow i missed what was easily the biggest addition. No fucking way magco English Jamaican Patois I think I'm going to kill X myself Mi tink mi ago kill miself G cheyenne OK @evilvillain1231 - 1/17/25 they added *110* new languages to google translate. we got shit like Dinka. Afar. Chechen. Udmurt. this changes the game 205 6.3K 113K 3.7M
Zeynep @YVESOTICA 20h this and a random sex and the city episode just to feel something ССР @fellinysl.1 1d Dinner tonight. 1.7K 476K 13 16K
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah - 9h ... ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened Pop Base @PopBase 13h 1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place. 5 805 13K 244K
Simone @girlpowertbh - 18h ... When my non-political friends ask me if there's still hope for the future 4 2 1K 14K 211K
dudugs @ratvisionist . 5h we are fat because we are frying things in the wrong fluid seems like a parody of americans and yet 43 691 18K 295K
rae bandz @credit_nflysht. 1d ... I love when it's a new day.. because now my stomach is what is the princess going empty and ready for new food to eat today 68 7.4K 42K 908K
@vamptact. 1d 7:57 5G 81 Shawnta Ke ... Feb 1, 2021 . They use to walk the ISS students into lunch like prisoners. Like Comment ~ Send Share Haley Bryant + 13.3K 67K shares 116 1.9K 12K 364K
dennis r. @inniedennis 22h behind every gay man is an eviler gay man Has Severance Season 2 premiered yet? 1d 5 days until episode 7 of Severance season 2 premieres 13 1.1K 23K 556K
Itsreallycrystal @crystalbaee1.18h Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river 247 9.7K 60K 1.2M
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.2d My daughter and her friends made a Remy cake and not gonna lie they captured exactly how I'm feeling right now. 654 84 20K 359K

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