39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 20, 2025

They were right all along
39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 20, 2025

Patricia Heaton says that you don’t mess with perfection. In this case, that perfection is Everybody Loves Raymond. Although the actress joked with Yahoo! Entertainment about wanting to be part of a show getting rebooted “like everybody else,” she doesn’t think it’d be possible with the Ray Romano-led sitcom. After all, as she pointed out, it just wouldn’t “be the same” after the deaths of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle.

If you can call Hancock perfection, then Will Smith doesn’t subscribe to the same philosophy as Heaton. The actor dropped in on Canadian streamer xQc’s Twitch stream and teased the news of a possible Hancock sequel in real time. Smith didn’t share a ton of detail, but he did say that “there’s a really cool idea” in play and that they’re allegedly approaching Zendaya for a role in the follow-up. 

Over on the timeline it’s business as usual. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a woke door, the fakest chips you’ll ever see and a milky ceiling.

EM @draculaonlinee 1d OU i mean fuck, i like mark, i like irv, I like gettin severed, i like lumon, i like to work 29 1.7K 23K 582K
cancela lansbury @gossipbabies . 1d The year is 2028. You've been off Lexapro for 3 years and finally have abs. You pay $800/yr for TSA Life+, which promises your plane won't crash. Your Turkish hair transplant went awry and you wake up every day with a bloody scalp. Your son is illiterate. Life is good. 35 2K 37K 833K
gal kilmer @beepupkin 1d ... mubi: here are movies me: that's great, can i watch one mubi: are you fucking stupid. no 106 6.3K 84K 1.9M
iced pee @stupidtrashboy.1 1d ... Goddamn door is woke THIS/THESE DOORS TO REMAIN UNL 29 2.5K 58K 815K
dan @Dansplainer 21h ... they're milking the ceiling at dollar tree if anyone wants to come through to hang out and watch it Extreme V 2 FOOD EDUCTS Nelog freydy Gonel Gonel Grab b Gamel Deals 100 3.6K 54K 747K
Jan_07x @Jan_07x.21h just burst out laughing Replied to your story Rotund beauty YESTERDAY AT 15:16 Replied to your story Hella weight loss. You on that ozempic? 118 1.5K 45K 1M
Jack (-_.) @captaincupkicks - 1 1d Marvel has found their new Kang 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d Kamala Harris has signed with Hollywood talent agency CAA. CAA 42 1.4K 38K 930K
Ellis @subuwustevens 1d What was I cooking last night 10:19 LTE < All iCloud ... February 19, 2025 at 2:48AM Gay last supper John: omg ur body is tea Peter: we are eatinggggg Judas: i am going to kill Jesus 20K 317 258K 4.2M
teddy @Iemonsproda 1d Once you pop...that's great! $B @BrendanDaGawd. 2d down bad rn eating prongles Once You Pop... THAT'S GREAT! Prong Prongles LIGIO Tasty EAM 1 ~ الله - - i مة Dave = 3.9K 125 126K 4M
Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_ . 23h ... listening to my wife talk about her day at work making 3x my salary so I can ask her what we're eating for dinner when she's done 56 1.4K 44K 1.9M
Jonathan @jonathanmb32.19h Every time I hear about the new program that DOGE has gutted I think about this oatmeal influencer @acechhh.2/2/21 have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow So There's load bearing This wall u shouldn't have removed 4.8K 70K 977K 14
Beau ВК Boone @olemissBK 1d Damm im snowed in, looks like I have to rip the pen and crank hog all day 167 3.6K 2.5M 74K
@taycines. 1d it's so unfair that they keep releasing movies even after we die GIF 202 11K 156K 1.7M
Jonathan John Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324.20h My little brother's response to my dad not letting him go to his gfs house НА НА ? Dads public hanging is scheduled for Sunday at noon Reply Add Sticker + 81 5.3K 1.1M 107K
TheeMarketingMamí @WizMonifaaa 22h Omg everybody is reporting on this like he is Rocky Luther King omg GQ Magazine @GQMagazine. 1d not guilty gq.com/story/asap-roc... T52 ET 158 2.5K 30K 870K
out of context the white lotus @oocwhitelotus . 1 13h ... H don't watch Ted Lasso 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 21h 'SEVERANCE' is now the most- watched Apple TV+ show, passing 'TED LASSO' 948 20K 14 634K
The Gazoo Pervert @damiataman.22h We're getting rid of DEI remember Mark C. Healey @MarkCHealey.2 22h Am I reading the #Mets special event nights list correctly? No Italian or Irish heritage nights? 11 852 20K 416K
Palpable Dread @Dread_Botlord 19h Jokic heard Pink Pony Club and cried a single tear because he too understands what it's like to be trapped in the middle of America dreaming of hanging out at a horse related venue. sarah @slothanova.23h happy birthday to these two divas EAT ME Ricland 3.6K 2.5M 45 66K
Spike R. Monster @spikermonster. 1d the only people mad about this are the ones that clearly have no idea what jesus christ superstar even is Imfao Pop Base @PopBase 2d Cynthia Erivo is set to play Jesus Christ in 'Jesus Christ Superstar' at the Hollywood Bowl this Summer. 86 3.7K 92K 3.9M
madison @altmadaf.1 1d (pleasantly) well it's because of the curse 11 3.8K 19K 397K
erika @yeeeerika 17h ... accidentally became important at work 292 19K 165K 3.6M
Jiji @dromichaetaes 1d I like when they use the lady gagushka picture FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Lady Gaga is set to be the host and musical guest on SNL on March 8. snL 18 630 14K 390K
alexa @glusong 21h ... chappell is giving spirit halloween window ad 11 out of 10 dentists recommend! 506 17 12K 92K
Angry Possum c) @AngryPossum69 : 18h ... LIONEL HUTZ MORE EGG ESQ NO PLANE CRASH PHONE ESQ. LIONEL HUTZ MORE EGG? NO PLANE CRASH! PHONE: 555 7 880 13K 206K
000000 sam @Govrnmentjudas 1d the first track Lady Gaga Latest News @gaga_latest - 1d Which song are going to listen first when MAYHEM is out ? GARDEN OF EDEN PERFECT CELEBRITY VANISH INTO YOU KILLAH ZOMBIEBOY LOVEDRUG HOW BAD DO U WANT ME DON'T CALL TONIGHT SHADOW OF A MAN THE BEAST BLADE OF GRASS DIE WITH A SMILE 54 1.4K 43K to 867K
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 15h ... Effects of 2 days without diet soda: 22 405 10K del 201K
...و A @FREAKISHPRIEST 1d how it feels to watch someone finally get into something that you've been recommending to them since the start of time because of someone else From 267 23K 161K 2.7M
ash @contextmxnster 1d ... you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in Readers added context It's important to note that the sun came out and dried up all the rain. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bits... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 643 39K 404K 7.1M
KIER$ @JACKASSVOL2.1 19h when someone who can't dress calls u twin 28 1.2K 11K 239K
coriii @tangerpregg.20h ... mmarks All book!! All book i have ever read! From the - NEW Dave Present - - THE YOU YOU ARE SPIRITUAL BIOGRAPHY of YOU DR. RICKEN LAZLO HALE, PhD devlin @fancygoblin_. 1d mmunim movie!! ovie have ever watched! her GAN 1K 14K 5 362K
@pt0kes . 1 19h pete oaks ... never give up 374 9.6K 161K del 2.1M
blake austin tattoos @blakeaustinink - 1d CWD aoxi skooks @skooookum.4d Every sensitive white man has an object he deeply desires that can only be acquired by traveling to or importing from mainland Japan. 98 2.6K 39K 980K
Yagdil Isn't Brisk @Briskerov 22h German scientists applying for a job at NASA ye @kanyewest After further reflection I've come to the realization that I'm not a Nazi 96 4.4K 59K du 1.1M
krissie @krissieonline 1d ... they're S0000 mad about this one can someone in dc find the 24 year old doge boys on 1,565 hinge and traumatize them so badly they have to return ... to their parents basement 67 and stop ruining our lives? thy 61 2.4K 59K 629K
Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK.20h It's Daredevil isn't it MY TIME TO SHINE MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH.21h I can confirm at least one Defender will be back for Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 76 1.1K 43K 873K
Sport @BeenRichSport.2 23h ... To the people who clap when touching down on airplane flight S I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I WASN'T REALLY FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME. SHAG TO CHRISTIAN WOOD AFTER HIS 27-POINT PERFORMANCE vs. THE SPURS 90 8.1K 98K del 3M
sab @sabbyku 1d ... so grateful to be alive at the same time creature 121 8.1K 85K del 1.1M
@kodstrangeer 1d ... sometimes i spoil myself 6:00AM Alarm 6:01 AM Alarm 274 19K 176K 2.7M
donald boat @laserboat999 - 16h ... You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell 23 1.7K 16K 351K

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