36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, February 19, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Now that the big celebration is out of the way, it’s back to business as usual for SNL. Four new index cards have been posted to announce the next batch of hosts and musical guests. Shane Gillis will return to the studio for the second time on March 1st, inching closer to being a host for as many days as he was a cast member back in 2019. And the following week will see Lady Gaga, who is also back for her second time, performing double-duty as host and musical guest

Meanwhile, Bill Burr’s name will light up Broadway for longer than originally intended. The comedian is making his Broadway debut in the revival of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross this March, and it’s already received a two-week extension by popular demand. Despite being conceived as a “strictly limited” 12-week engagement, the show will now run through June — barring even more popular demand.

The timeline is extending its historic run of being the funniest place on the internet with more tweets to laugh at. Today’s funniest include those about a timeless post, the double-edged oscillating fan and that pre-bed sweet-treat feeling.

AM @ambriswrld 1d ... I never ask my friends can i be mean for a sec? I just start talking cash money shit immediately 45 6.2K 25K 586K
trent. @mandylane06.22h ... aaronmalibu 2,566 174 43 aaronmalibu From Helen Keller to @sabrinacarpenter Turning one icon into another! Everyone say thank you, Miss Keller. Say, heyyy Ms. Keller. 69 862 24K 467K
Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson - 2 20h Average SEC couple hosting March 1st SNL @nbcsnl . 23h Saturday Night Live - SNL NBC next two shows! MAR MAR I 8 SHANE LADY GILLIS GAGA LADY TATE MCRAE GAGA 26 385 20K 1.6M
Hank Green @hankgreen . 1d ... Patrick Blumenthal @PatrickJBlum 1d why have I never seen a Native American restaurant? 86 610 37K 1.4M
Barry Skywalker @BarrySkywalker1.1d Surely there was a different way to draw this Poster Escape @PosterEscape 1d PE Great poster for The Fantastic Four by @MickaelJournou #FantasticFour 4 4 MARVEL STUDIOS the Fantactic 1.3K 2.8K 141K 5.1M
geo ! juncruiter domestic fluff @juncruiter. 1d ... thats a grown man with squid and games @royalfrill.2d His little PAWS IN HIS POCKETS AWWWWWWWW 001 70 9.1K 119K 1.6M
A @thankyou_payme. 1d NOOOOOOOO I WANTED то ASK HIM WHY THE N IS BLACK Dexerto @Dexerto 1d The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day at the age of 97 nutella 350g 965 37K 483K 15M
BIG в @BRIMAFIA 15h His coretta gab @gabgonebad.1 16h Rihanna and Rocky after the verdict cc 1.9K 3 14K 516K
amanda @jailedamanda.1 14h Skyfall (2012): Daniel Craig is so old and decrepit. Не no longer has the strength to do the young man's game of espionage. Не is 43 years old. Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025): No matter what happens to Ethan, Tom Cruise (legally age 62) will live forever baby 41 778 15K 249K
EBBI @3bbiiii - 23h I can't do breakups, 4 mins later i'm texting back so u used me 465 7K 55K 1.4M
chabazite @raisinchoirgirl . 2 21h How to Beat Your Therapist A at Her Sick Little Game 88 6.2K 70K 1.3M
Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour . 1d need a man bisexual enough to queen out with but not so gay that he is capable of scheming or plotting 187 7.3K 104K 2.2M
Pree @diabolicalpree 18h LMFAO0000000OO LA Qveeñ Dioññe Follow ... Feb 29, 2024 That groundhog finna be the first thing on the grill when this weather clear up Like Comment Send Share 331 184 12K 98K 2.3M
Your OG @LRNROSE.16h ... the original girl dinner 81 8K 71K 1.1M
bing @BingBongLLC.23h ... graduated from here with a 4.0 btw GOON UNIVERSITY 410 8.4K 120K 4.3M
sarah @sandwichlover7.22h ... open the preschools!! № 1646 C Gl SAFIZOC big fan of whatever dotcom MENTHA SEEP TINT color sal this is. BURT'S BEES® baume + Sen S Sen universel HERE I ou chocolat TINTED LIP BALM chaud COBIGELOW 15 ml 0.5 fl oz 2.1M LIPPENKON ULA INSTIFT - LIPLINER DELINEADOR DE LABIOS DELINEATORE LABBRA -LINER DO UST ... 4,943 169.6K 298 11K 234K 2.8M
@COSMLCSYD 1d syd Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail FOR PAST 14 3.7K 34K 359K
@doubtpointv2.18h White Lotus: Great Wolf Lodge 46 2.1K 24K 541K
Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2. 1d man what the fuck JOCK Reddit Lies @reddit_lies 1d Currently doing 20 questions with my wife. She gets $100 if she guesses what else Glock sells. 103 4.9K 130K 4.5M
anya @sabledyke 1d ... we're in a problematic sleep schedule gap relationship i miss my wife 69 5.2K 53K 832K
bongo @bongoism 1d ... how it feels to eat cookies before bed 84 4.1K 64K del 1M
jennay sehkwa @sagebeatlove_ 20h What the fuck are these words even doing in the same sentence? TMZ TMZ @TMZ. 1d Conor McGregor's girl band, Sweet Love, tells TMZ Sports it wants to make some sweet new music ... with Ne-Yo! TMZ SPORTS EXCLUSIVE CONOR MCGREGOR'S NEW GIRL BAND, SWEET LOVE, WANTS TO COLLAB WITH NE-YO 2.1K 5 13K 470K
Francis Carlota @SluggaSports.2 23h You can get this in downtown Memphis. VIEW PORN @viewsoff_.2d A hotel room in Egypt 675 7.3K 178K 6.4M
TERRY @BeingTerryJane 20h ... At this rate they may actually need my help if I'm sitting in an exit row. THEBREAKFAST CLUB 124 5.4K 48K 1.1M
h @ipodmacbook- 1d ... getting pissed off imagining a french person calling curious george guillaume, le ape peculiàr or some similar such nonsense 172 7.8K 123K 2.3M
Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms 1d ... Do not, my friends, become addicted to sleeping with the fan on. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. HALF FULL 292 4.6K 60K 1.4M
Masha Charts & Updates @80stumblrqueen 1d ... Me making sure i get into all heavens sza 1h sza 13m sza CryBaby by hellyluv > eidmubarak 403 24K 272K 4.3M
Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs 1d Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman 411 27K 213K 4.4M
Harry Hill @veryharryhill.2 22h can't explain it but this lady's messy bun is the reason my plane didn't crash only FREE ENTERTAINMENT Connect 7 Visa asoftight.com 737 09/21 REVISION 2.7K 196 140K 2.9M
alex @zuccarellohno 1d i'm sorry but the infected in bold letters is taking me out, who approved of this graphic NHL nhl.discussion DISCUSSIÓN ... NHL DISCUSSIÓN NATIONS SKODA @Not DISCUSSION FACE-OFF CAN-FIN-SWE-USA 2025 25 ITM SKO 25 ODA USA CM - - INFECTED. USA DEFENCEMAN CHARLIE MCAVOY HAS BEEN ADMITTED TO MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL WITH AN INFECTION. 717 22K 547K 107
Kim @TheKimbino 1d ... Carrie and Aiden TERSTATE 5 20 793 14K 421K
fkajack @fkajack 22h bowen yang already writing a skit where she reheats nachos POP CRAVE @PopCrave.2 22h Pop Crave Lady Gaga is the SNL host & musical guest on March 8. MAR 8 LADY GAGA LADY GAGA 3.6K 99 102K 2.1M
anna !!! :) @frogs4girls . 1 11h love seeing posts that would have done well at any point in the last 200,000 years Dudes Posting Their W's P @Dudespostin... 1d Не found THE stick 600 5 18K 256K
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer- 1d ... Tonight's gonna be an adventure 1K 160K 85 11K
Ash (COMMS OPEN) @FleurashDesign 13h ... Even with a helmet on, he still look like he know something we don't MCU MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct - 15h A new look at Anthony Mackie in his #CaptainAmerica helmet behind the scenes of CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD: 606 153 8.4K 2.1M 124K
casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals . dd It's why she had a 2.8 actually Yaffa @archaicf0ssil. 2d Buffy was fighting demons and almost dying every single day yet somehow she still managed to only be absent once File Edit Select Explore View I 0 Beffs Senners CO and last Name: Buffy Summers Birthdate:05-06-79 Status: Senior G.P.A. 2.8 Absences:1 Athletics: None 64 2.5K 93K 1.9M

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