36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, February 14, 2025

When it comes to the Goonies sequel, never say die. The long-rumored follow-up film has oscillated between active development and “fake news,” but has swung back to being a reality in a very tangible way. According to Deadline, Jay & Silent Bob producer Potsy Ponciroli will write the script for Warner Bros. No director is currently attached, but Steven Spielberg will return to produce the project under his Amblin Entertainment banner. 

Speaking of surprising returns, the newest season of HBO’s controversial series Euphoria is in production. Earlier this week, the network made sure to post the first bit of footage to quiet the very loud rumors of certain cancellation. Now, they’ve taken to Instagram to share a bit of casting news. Emmy-winner Zendaya and Renaissance woman Sydney Sweeney are among the returning cast members, while former NFL great Marshawn Lynch is continuing his Hollywood pivot as a new addition to the show. The Bottoms actor said he’s “hella juiced” about the opportunity.

Meanwhile, the timeline is hard at work producing tweets that you’re sure to laugh at. Today’s funniest tweets include those about classic oven temperatures, Aaliyah’s own Mark Wahlberg and the American right to decide what is and isn’t a burger.