36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, February 3, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, February 3, 2025

There’s at least one comedian who continues to make members of the Recording Academy’s voting body laugh. Dave Chappelle sleepwalked his way to a Best Comedy Album Grammy for The Dreamer last night, marking his fourth win this decade in the category. Chappelle’s hold over the Recording Academy saw him triumph over the likes of Jim Gaffigan, Ricky Gervais, Nikki Glaser and show host Trevor Noah.   

Moving on from one big Sunday to another, Nate Bargatze has set his sights on the Super Bowl as he’s slotted to appear in a Super Bowl commercial for DoorDash. A 15-second teaser shows Bargatze lost in a sequence of equations trying to solve “DoorDash Math.” All will be revealed when the full 30-second spot airs during the big game on Sunday.  

Meanwhile, the week is getting started with a fresh dose of comedy. Today’s funniest tweets include those about an inside look at a graphic designer, Dallas Mavericks fans melting down and inspiration for haters everywhere.

Harry @hdwmovies. 1d If they release them in chronological chunks they should tease her in post-credit scenes like Thanos 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d Anna Sawai is rumored to be eyed to play Yoko Ono in Sam Mendes' 'BEATLES' movies. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/anna-sawai-y...) 156 6K 120K 4.1M
nikki @gxngrave 1d ... oh the longest month of your life is finally over? time to pay $1600 in rent 353 8K 114K 7.5M
marshall @marshwatches . 1d ... 2847001502 DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 1d Guy Pearce says he thinks his performance in 'MEMENTO' is shit. While it was playing I realized I hate what I did... I know why I didn't work... 7 972 16K 527K
out of context hannah montana @OCHannahM... 2 21h ... the first перо daddy Miley Cyrus Updates @MileyCyrusBz.21h Miley Cyrus has now won a country #GRAMMYs before father Billy Ray. GRAMM S 106 16K 307K 5.9M
evie DB* @ahalfcrazygirl . 1 16h mhm mhm let me not forget my big hat 21 8.6K 98K 799K
Jasmyn @JasmynBeKnowing. 17h Me every single day of 2025 so far 435 31K 166K 3.6M
Loky @lokymann 1d the cousin that doesn't show up anymore g @illygrene. 1d What role do you play at family gatherings? 114 12K 38K 1.7M
peterpeterpumpkineater69 @stewiefamily837 . 1 1d ... 3rd What do they mean inventor of technology cass/purin @alienpurin 2d ivantill mischaracterization: jaymineve ... G-Eazy, Halsey Him & E HUNTER AKA HURRICANE OR EMME DADDY ALPHA AKA LITTLE OMEGA 6'6 5'11 32 25 WOLF SHIFTER WOLF SHIFTER INVENTOR OF WAITRESS TECHNOLOGY LIVES IN DENIM WEARS SUITS CHOCOLATE & HONEY MOCHA SCENT SCENT LIKES THE WORD LIKES THE WORD 'MINE' 'MINE' A HUNTER HIS PREY 603 7.6K 223K 5.8M
DougDoug @DougDougFood 1d Life is about confidence. When the toilet phone rings, will you answer the call? Nancy Pelosi 172 605K 2.1K 39K
ben @ben4benis1 1d Did AMC get scammed into buying way ... too many jalapenos or something SALAD Select salad . CHICKEN 10.99 SPICE UP O cal YOUR ORDER 10.49 O cal 15.99 O cal SLICED 9.99 JALAPEÑOS O cal KIDS 16.99 Chicken Te O cal 49¢ TAX 13.49 O cal A 2,000 calo nutrition ad Additional г 14.49 upon reque O cal 353 4,012 125K 2.4M
Aunt Babe @babesmithh - 1d ... Eating disorder? Nah, I'm eating dis order Facebook mums: . 0:12 186 11K 214K del 3M
Leadership Barbie @LenValyrian . 1 19h ... Не just wanted to watch the Grammys on the hospital cable TMZ TMZ @TMZ.1d Diddy Hospitalized in New York for Knee Pain | Click to read more tmz.me/eNB7ZSy 180 4.4K 46K 1.4M
LSA @LakeShowAssist-1d ... Let's check in on Mavs Reddit TAKERS Educational_Wave9465 1h ago JFK's head getting blown off in Dallas was less brutal than this 758 Reply Award Share ... + 15 more replies 81 4.4K 96K 3M
@girlsonfillm 15h ... if you're having a bad day i promise you drake is somewhere having the worst time of his life 277 21K 200K 2.6M
BECK @bathroomass.2 20h They traded Homer to Family Guy for Cleveland and a first round Meg 57 3.2K 59K 1.3M
YT @tolafolaa 1d OI I'm Christian but the Arabs went so crazy with the mashallah, inshallah, astaghfirullah etc nothing hits like that in English 1K 20K 258K 12M
monica @waystarroyhoe 14h ... winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while 21 MET GALA 21 @21metgala.1 15h 1 56K 442K 7.7M
eleanor @dimestorepaglia 17h ... searched who up grounding they hog to see if anyone tweeted it yet and saw i did last year Q who up grounding they hog People Videos Top Latest Photos eleanor @dimestorepaglia 2/2/24 ... who up grounding they hog 14 1.2K 105 8.4K 213K 1.7M
DEI speedwagon @uhshanti. 23h at this point I'm not getting on a plane unless Ibram X. Kendi is copiloting it with Mayor Pete and all of the flight attendants open announcements with folx NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_US.1 1d UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT FROM HOUSTON TO NEW YORK EVACUATED AFTER ENGINE FIRE 17 670 14K 473K
by perfect @lmp3rfect. 18h I didn't know eating wings in a Hyundai got you into the Grammys let me set my phone up darling LEGENDARY LADE! @LegendaryLade.2 21h Keith Lee and Ronnie Lee #GRAMMYs ETTE MMY.com% eRelief RES LIEF gettyimages Credit: Jon Kopaloff 586 5.8K 107K 4.9M
Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma 1d ... Wall Street's gonna go super woke by the end of this Imao. Goldman Sachs is gonna do land acknowledgements before each investor briefing Gordon @AltcoinGordon . 2d Just checked my portfolio and feel like we should have voted for Kamala tbh 67 1.2K 23K 825K
Bill Dungsroman @Dons_Lawn_Salon-2 20h Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful 10 1.7K 17K 317K
Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim . 14h it's giving prisoner exchange LAKERS Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers 14h First moments in the City of Angels. Welcome to LA, @luka7doncic! - - HOT DO NOT ana 0:15 20 789 18K 666K
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 13h ... it is really fucked up that disney has fumbled the muppets to the point where chappell roan might never get to meet miss piggy 21 2K 31K 326K
sam parker @samprkr.1 14h Grammys absolutely tearing it up while the government collapses... life IS a cabaret I fear 18 4.7K 60K 694K
faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaverass • 17h ... rip cam from modern family you would have loved this chappell roan performance 223 10K 1.1M 106K
c*ss*ndr* @truth_enjoyer 16h ... she would've killed it if twitter was around in 1977 1 am a female. 55. 5'5. 142 lbs. I find everything interesting. Am schizophrenic. manic depressive. Would like to contact male of same calibre. 9F324 Seattle. WA 81 3.7K 72K del 901K
freddie @filipagomas. 1d ... the insides of a graphic designer btw Frac @frac314.1d 257 16K 233K 5.9M
doomer @uncledoomer 12h dont you dare take this away from me. how am i gonna text my wife that ive eaten too many ribs Alex Cohen @anothercohen.1 19h While we're at it and undoing things from the past few years, can we finally get rid of the pregnant man emoji? + Q Describe an Emoii 42 2.4K 68K del 1.3M
d @repeatafterd 13h who has a finneas pfp be fr Pop Base @PopBase 13h Finneas shares new Instagram story following the #GRAMMYs: I don't wanna see ANYONE with a photo of me or billie as their PFP gettin' in fights with other artists' fans in comment sections!!! finneas 21m Great grammys!!! So honored to have been nominated amongst SO many amazing songs/ albums |don't wanna see ANYONE with a photo of me or billie as their PFP gettin in fights with other artists fans in comment sections!!! Be at peace! Congratulations to all!! 1.2K 43K 139 972K
lizzy @lizzyflanagan_ 21h ... Rey FIGE NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US.1 1d TRUDEAU SAYS CANADA AND MEXICO ARE WORKING TOGETHER 50 6.2K 56K 1.5M
Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung. 1d Cam @matrixreloaded_ people on here will tweet anything. Charlie Brown had hoes. No he didn't. That isn't true. 11:33 AM 8/31/20 Twitter for iPhone 5,521 Retweets 216 Quote Tweets 15.6K Likes d. Z @flOriduran.2d the average frat guy is infinitely less misogynistic than the average male leftist. let's start there x.com/ khrachvik/stat... 4.3K 95K 1.5M
miller bi wife @dykemoder.1 1d this is what being a trans woman with a nonbinary best friend is all about MG Katy Parry @katyparrygg. 2d Princess Zelda & Mewtwo have always had each others backs 73 50K 867K 5K
joão @undtheinfluence 21h ... THIS DIVA 18 1.4K 15K del 269K
Kaleb @PrimeERod 1d ... how much help does lebron need man Kelsey Plum A @Kelseyplum10.2d S-O et - Los ANGELES 10 0:02 59 2.5K 55K 1.8M
Alex Cole @acnewsitics. 1d Okay, this is funny. FUCK ABOOT AND FIND OOT 657 7.2K 64K 2.4M

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