50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 27, 2025

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50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 27, 2025

The Sundance Film Festival kicked off this week, meaning ‘tis the season for successful entries inspiring insane bidding wars and Oscar talk. One of the biggest success stories out of this year’s lineup is a rather unsuspecting indie darling: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. Conan O’Brien is receiving rave reviews for his “stroke of genius” performance in the quirky dramedy, giving us yet another reason to love the late-night host.

The festival also brought the posthumous release of Pee-wee as Himself, a two-part biographical docu-series on the late Paul Reubens and his Pee-wee Herman persona. Part of the 40 hours of interviews conducted by Matt Wolf included a less-than-shocking revelation about Reubens’ sexuality. 

In more predictable news, John Cleese revealed that he’s leaving Twitter… again… for real this time. The Monty Python actor posted a video on the timeline to announce that he’s leaving the social media platform owned by “you know who” in favor of his own Substack. We will now see how long it takes for him to return to Twitter to start another fight.

Thankfully, these Twitter users won’t be leaving the app any time soon. This week’s funniest tweets included a slippery question, a dying request and the real purpose of watching TV.

Rel (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer 1d We need opposite terminology to fork found in kichen, I propose carpet found in bathroom 456 6K 134K 1.9M
Gülce @exitsenses . . 1d I may be single, but spiritually I'm going through a divorce 17 987 5.9K 165K
machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix - 2 22h ... M people think movies and TV are about engaging with art or stories or whatever but they're wrong. it's all about recognizing actors 31 1.1K 13K 253K
Antoine Hardy @Slangdini 17h Everyday he look like can you believe this is my wife and I be hype for him nostalgia @whyrev.1 1d brenda song and macaulay culkin living the suite life 343 13K 242K 6.4M
autist @litteralyme0 - 1d that one teacher that just has a random public insta account @lingchilling 6.7K 134 178K 2.4M
Vox Sluggicals @VoxSlug 13h ... ? Wearing this to a college basketball game and cheering on the producers cre g ca BS OCBS I sw 2024 1 SWEET16 16 148 8.1K del 278K
dangly sack @dangly_sack-1d ... A 4.1 with motion???? Sounds like myself BNO BNO News Live NEWS @BNODesk. 1d JUST IN: 4.1-magnitude earthquake hits off the U.S. East Coast, felt in Nashua Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Boston Maine - USGS Springfield Plymouth rovidence Hartford New Bedford Waterbury ofalmouth Con Island Sound 7 85 3.7K 276K
Dr. Simon D. А. Clark @Kelpiesi 21h did my sexual health doctor just call me a slut Hey Dr. Clark :) Here are your current results. Surprisingly, all is good ;) Clark, Simon- Labor.pdf 15:22 29 231 13K 435K
malware @dogycel 1d ... i'm polyamorous but you could never tell LC 37 283 8.4K 134K
Honey @benegotherit 19h Throwback to when my mother rescued an abandoned dog which had no idea what a house was or how to be in it 9K 191 259K del 2.5M
Keara Sullivan @superkeara . 15h I can't bring myself to consider Anderson Cooper a перо baby... like yeah his mom is Gloria Vanderbilt but also the hurricane he's reporting live from doesn't give a shit about all that it's gonna hurl debris at his ass regardless 24 982 24K 368K
Ryan @rb17460.2 22h Unemployed friend having more fun than me again 12:25 5G+ 92 Rob now R If I were president, my first executive order would be for everyone to smile more :) 170 12K 222K 3.2M
Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_ 1d that's going straight in my basket 6K 115K 175 2M
flat earther farabée @breezybeezer. dd BOESER new pronouns just dropped Gritty @GrittyNHL.2d IT WE It me. GRUTY go 7 2.3K 71K 1.3M
Pugmane @pugmane 1d This put up Jordan numbers in dorm rooms Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404.2d Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction promo shoot, 1994 54 2.3K 75K 2.2M
M. @sirhadebe. 1d ... basically Lelo @lelowhatsgood. 2d  that pisses me off there's something about this 390 34K 222K 22M
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 15h ... i i dont know how much more bad news i can take this week. THR @THR.19h The Hollywood Reporter Justin Baldoni's 'Pac-Man' Movie in Doubt Amid Blake Lively Legal Battle hollywoodreporter.com/movies/ movie-n... 108 3.4K 150K
Ciriattle, J.D. @Ciriattle 1d Me when I'm hanging out with the boys HASO 99 PLEASE... Don't Touch Yourselves... Astr Us to Touch It For You!! Thx Christmas -$24.99 - Mynew $12.99 14847 can $12.99 with TRUMS 11527 10423 8 595 9.4K 119K
Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito 1d ... She looks like she's gonna send Shrek to rescue princess Fiona 83 4.2K 197 143K
@MAGNOLLAS 21h reg ofc his instagram acc is fucking insane. of course it is robbiewilliams ... for the longest time the top internet Search for me was is robbie Williams Gay? no one Seems to mention it these days. Soami not gay javowhue 2.4K 153 82K 2.5M
Ross @Terrabang_.5d ... Clicking open in app and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason 387 40.2K 453K del 6.8M
Mom Jeans @momjeansplease. 5d My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know 279 3.8K 128K 2.9M
Zombie Naseem @Sammiyungzola 6d About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled that guy be shittin!!! and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I'd be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! UNTRY Cotton otton MEGA 4 e 16 655 8.1K 184K 3.1M
CORN$KI @222corn 6d ... what this mean ??? Notification Center X Lawyer 28m ago L Lawyer laughed at shit gone get better right? 441 12K 237K 8.1M
choyce @choycebrown 5d girls kissing Redd @ReddCinema - 1/24/25 pretend you 12 and this the youtube search bar 465 20K 179K 7.2M
777 @_garrettcharles 4d do you think darren criss wakes up punching the air bc he was gay for pay 10 years too early DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .44 Jeremy Allen White will star in a bisexual romance series 'ENIGMA VARIATIONS' for Netflix. The story follows a man whose passion for a girl he'll meet again & again over the years is punctuated by anonymous encounters with men. It is an adaptation of a novel from 'Call Me By Show more The author of CALLME By YOURNAME ENIGMA VARiATIONS 'Magnificent.' NEW YORK TIMES 'Spellbinding.' THE TIMES 'A sensory masterclass, absorbing, intelligent, unforgettable.
Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla 5d Things are very normal in Philly rn TRAIN AGLES kcal frue lacter had R Healthy ENDY Ea 3.8K 69K 176 2.2M
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud 6d Putting on my girlfriends clothes and make up and underwear when she leaves the house and watching jack reacher so I can know what it is like to be my girlfriend watching jack reacher 13 443 13K 236K
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2. 5d ... if youre not using the mcdonalds app youre only getting half the story 31 955 17K 438K
Louis Virtel @louisvirtel. 5d Dress for the job you want (Frankie Muniz biopic) 9 200 7.5K 171K
Nick Gambill @NickBGambill - 3d Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for the Pentagon. My job was to put the coexist stickers on the F-35s. 5.4K 8.5K 182K 6.7M
hina @teukquila 4d what if james bond was GAY matt @computer_gay - 6d what if witches were LESBIAN what if james bond was GAY what if tennis players were BI what if a drug dealer was TRANS what if the pope was INTERSEX 81 1K 25K 2
Modern Family Scenes @DunphyFiles 5d ... this version of lily is gonna make janine resign in 3 business hours abbott elementary scenes @abbottdiaries. 5d imagine Janine was her teacher x.com/ simplytomh/sta... I I Abbote DREAM 2 Ahbon Elementary Abbon Willow K 51 6K 116K 3.8M
@ghouIcy - 4d severance asks the question what if your work wife is the same woman that ruined your life. and i think that's beautiful 3 236 3.8K 259K
Mia @1qt_exe.3d ... Today The last person I asked immediately blocked me but you look like someone who can handle it. Would you drink a bubbling green serum if it gave you the ability to melt and move around like a puddle? 22:43 Double Tap to Like Say something... 2.7K 51K 792K 222
drew updates @grewdillis - 5h ... Worst kind of snob is a coffee snob. If you can't drink a 7/11 coffee when the situation calls for it you're not gonna make it 58 1.1K 14K 264K
East Village Guy @eastvillageguy. 1d RE N Dudes will drink 2 cold brews and pop a zyn just to send emails all day 168 614 15K 1.2M
katie )) @kat1enotfound 17h watching your unemployed friend's instagram story while you're at work on a thursday afternoon 7 152K 760 11K
Czech Hunter @hauntedbottom 2d my str8 sniffies profile is becoming a Roger Smith-esque persona with fully fledged lore and I'm afraid he's going to take over my life 10 28 1K 68K
Rams @ramenrams.1 17h ... You should be able to have a boyfriend in LA and a boyfriend in NY... bicoastal 4 439 3.2K 100K
ВООР @Pettyyyboop - 20h If I die before you, PLEASE delete my calculator history. 15 278 1.9K 59K
t. @taeseru . 1 19h was on a date and finally got to the what's your sign portion of the evening, they said leo and we just sat in silence for 3 minutes after 197 1.1K 9.8K 416K
Jesse @MuskTillDawn 3h ... Sending a screenshot of this to my wife with the caption neither Sin Gifs @Sin_Gifs . 1 1d Scarlett Johansson or Anne Hathaway? 5 91 3.8K 123K
m! @ntrphl . 15h ... 20 5 1 12 18 9 4 14 13 11 6 10 8 16 15 7 2 19 17 3 OPPONENT'S MOVE. Read 5:36 PM Today 9:34PM wish you cared Delivered 12 565 6.6K 118K
Brock @Brock_Teee 1d I bet that farmer who named his dog Bingo never expected a lot of hoopla about it. 6 183 1.2K 28K
@lporiginalg.1 1d I,Hypocrite ... Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)00:07:59 No.208147886 IMG_9504.png 18 KB PNG This chick was so fuckung hot ... Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)00:10:01 No.208147906 was there ever an explanation for why she was having sex with a dog? >>208147923 # >>208148321 # 1.9K 501 100K 4M
Redd @ReddCinema 1d girls don't even be shoppin, they just walk around touchin clothes sayin this is cute 392 678 5.1K 180K
Sgt Blackout @coldcallsniper . 1 14h I need a Jonah Hill from Money ball assistant with me at all times at the bar. Tell me which 6.2 is being evaluated wrong. Advise me the right combo of drinks and bumps to reach my peak success. Show me how to change the dam game or at least maybe just give me a ride home 34 172 7.9K 459K
robbie @Robertvrse 18h ... he saw david kiss white boys in industry and called his agent DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 19h David Jonsson has been cast in Frank Ocean's directorial debut movie. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/news...) 11 206 1.9K 60K
zack @count_ecstasy 5d Love that you can tell immediately that this is David's son emotion 59 1.3K 43K 699K

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