56 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of January 2025

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56 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of January 2025

Some of us might still be finding our bearings in the new year, but those on Twitter wasted no time when it came to finding people to roast. Chief among them: Timothée Chalamet. Fresh off of his second Oscar nomination, the young actor included his Bob Dylan impression in his bag of tricks when he returned to host SNL for the third time. Over the course of his two performances (he also served as musical guest), Chalamet opted for Dylan deep cuts, putting together a medley of “Outlaw Blues” and “Three Angels” in his first set and “Tomorrow Is a Long Time” for the second. 

But it wasn’t his song choices — or even his singing — that got him flamed on the timeline. It was the fact that he looked like “Noel Gallagher covering Bob Dylan,” according to one Twitter user who just couldn’t believe that this is the universe we’re living in.

Again, though, Chalamet’s multilayered performance art wasn’t the only thing getting kicked around on the timeline this month. Other digital burn victims included Jeep owners, the three people who saw The Brutalist and a middle-aged man named Bradley.

Kyle Pagan @CBKylePagan.4d The speakeasy bartender that just took 15 minutes to make my drink ($32) 142 2.4K 64K 2.2M
no more cheer. @GarlicCorgi - 3d This looks like a still from a fucked up 90s movie Bryan Johnson /dd @bryan_johnson - 3d Here are my biomarkers 221 504 24K 605K
alexa la cerva @diegoIunas 6d why is he dressed like he's about to spend a night at charlie kelly's apartment FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.6 6d Josh O'Connor photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for W Magazine's Best Performances Issue TABOR /PH 225 ED 35 540 15K 425K
rob @ok_but_still.4d ... GTA 4 character Follow ... simoncowell Original audio 53 415 14K 387K
@marenyearly5 5d Going to jail for leaking music nobody wants to hear is crazy Pop Base @PopBase.5d A hacker has been sentenced to 21-months in prison for stealing music from various artists such as Melanie Martinez, Shawn Mendes, Bebe Rexha and Coldplay. The hacker's three devices were seized upon her arrest, which included 291,941 music files. ? 2 3.8K 70K 1.3M
E. @esihle_ndima 1d This is how tight my January budget is stylecandyofficial @Stylecandii 3 3d Outfit of the day Please wash Please wash your hands your hands after visiting after visiting the toilet the toilet 382 19K 5.1M 140K
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead 1d ... jk rowling naming a russian-irish character Potatoes Romanoff Naz Deravian, John Schenk 77 2 hours 20 minutes,... 250K 24 578 14K
megan @chismosavirus . 1 1d ... this is like saying selena quintanilla should've bought yolanda a home Natalie @natateaaa . 1d i am so serious when i say @RealChalamet better buy this woman a new home x.com/clubchalamet/s... 21 1.1K 25K del 760K
vo @vanillaopinions. 4d well who the fuck are democrats going to nominate in 2028 now BNO BNO News @BNONews.. 4d NEWS Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, has died at age 100 BNO Courtesy: Ansel Adams/National Portrait Gallery Smithsonian Institution NEWS Jimmy Carter 1924-2024 163 3.8K 118K 2.2M
@sylvcainian 3d ... i love being a girl caption over the fifth shein haul of the week.. u are not a sweet woodland animal you are a Terrorist 1 912 6.9K del 90K
George Jones @vivisectedangel. 2d BABE WAKE UP ATTRACTIONS entrasm anpau WORCESTER, WE'RE IN MA 28 343 6K 192K
Dete-ny, Dete-fend, Dete-pose @NxtDeterio 3d ... an American explaining their misogyny: imagine 2 burgers Shivam @itsshivamsaxena 4/21/23 Women before vs Women after makeup makeup ٩А OUT Wintun a ny 1938 2018 494 27K 428K 7.3M
@contactabrother . 2d gill people on planes are so stupid like why the fuck is row 32 trying to get off first 43 1.5K 28K 529K
Ben O'Flanagan @benoflan21.6d 'Oh I'm in London by the way guys. Look at me - Londoner here. Bloody hate it when the trains take more than one minute to come (on the tube, in London).' Harry Street @hs_street. 6d London has fallen - what do you mean 6 minute wait CNNP Morden Morden Morden NH AOC mins mins mins dermalogica 112 712 24K 2.2M
daisy ridley hot @supersymmetry_I.4 4d ... Mfs in LA be like: after my 35mm film screening of Pineapple Express, I'm watching Hugo in Dolby 3D at the Academy Museum, then I'll be all prepped for my IMAX 70mm screening of M:I Ghost Protocol tomorrow 112 1.6K 19K del 640K
visas @fuckricc 2d ... Sent a selfie in my old work chat view information +1 (516) 979-5085 Looking good Harry LB Manager Please remove yourself from this chat H Asap My bad wrong chat 6K 6.7M 1K 286K
Babie Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop· 1d Oh they both don't have light behind their eyes that makes sense POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen. Come BEAST MASTERIO WORLD PLACE S S 60 217 9.5K 282K
phoenix @phxforced . 1d matt damon natalie @gayforgogo.1 1d in 2020 when i would post my dunkin everyday but got cancelled in the middle of it 20 18 19 Mar Mar Mar pt 9 li pt 8 hey so i would just like to say i would never purposely put anyone down, when i said corona is gay i was just really mad at that moment and was being stupid, homophobia ain't cool or UO funny and i would NEVER make fun of someone or try to hurt someone for their sexuality. i 10000% support the 1gbtq community 3 172 4.5K 111K
Chris Alan @ChrisAlanComedy 1d Dressed like the special guest boyfriend on a 90s black sitcom. Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles . 1d All smiles for Championship Sunday @JalenHurts #FlyEaglesFly 548 8.5K 122K 5.1M
Grip Skylark @talleyberrybaby 14h Is this not the same spring musical they put on last year? Pop Base @PopBase . 15h Super Bowl 2025 is between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles. KC 10 444 7K 163K
@YusefShakur3 - 1d SINO_KADAFI A Rican Grimace is CRAZYYYY - New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork. dd Fat Joe courtside 298 5.9K 61K 3.1M
KLA Adi @milehighadi • 1d ... LES Today 7:38 PM Thomas My dad hates Doris Burke so much, he watching the warriors game in Spanish 466 3.1K 72K 3M
moesha @yunclesage 1d Big sean gotta have a bar like this milk @wet_foal 2 2d Put A DICK in your Ear and FUCK What you HEARD! 277 6K 134K 4.6M
Magnum @mxgnumx.1 1d I texted some girl I would like to see you soon and she replied Thank you 152 2K 40K 1.1M
deus ex machina @AntiFleek 1d stole that lady husband and don't even like men. just greedy melanin on X parody account @melaninp.... 1d Alicia Keys turns 44 today 790 7.6K 82K 4.3M
adidas Kofie @Kofie 20h ... My favorite part of the broadcast so far is when Tom Brady just simply suggests to do some Tom Brady shit Imao 76 1.9K 56K 2.4M
paula @paularambles s.17h ... i'm sorry but this is an insanely terrible startup name PostHog Feature flags. PostHog does that. ostrog.com/feature -tage PostHog Flag status Enabled Release conditions Set 1 Match users against all criteria ما doesn't equal true igined_at before 2023-11-10 Tout to 100% of users in this ser Payload Fur - - mist promoter score CIMPS moister et with description 201 Linked riag key*1 will *target timg_flag_key multi questions Eye 159 421 420K 9.9K
goth ms frizzle @g0thgoblin . 1d X ... why on earth do you guys have a state named washington and a city named washington and they're on opposite sides of the map. this whole time i thought the white house was in washington state 1.2K 5.2K 148K 3.4M
aris @arisofmars 16h ... You can't waste a second when you're about to start balding full-snack developer @notdanilu . 1d the way men date when they're ready to settle down is so aggressive Imao 4 470 3.3K 107K
yonk @Yonklerr 23h ... can't wait for a sizzling plate of fajitas to float past me while I'm watching Laura look for the angels! A Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse - 1 1d Coming soon... 15 103 3.3K 119K
monica @waystarroyhoe 14h he always looks like he's about to whip one of those finger skateboards out e Kassing ACURA zox 1 68 1.4K 22K
rochelle @kase_inpoint - 13h Post XI ... ! Follow Bay Charles @grey990s God do not know you boy h Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes 14h 15 Thank you god! There's a new version of this post 3 218 3.1K 86K
no context dexter @oocdexter 1d ... Dexter Morgan at 16 yo Art Gallery Art Gallery @X_ArtGallery 1/18/25 Michelangelo at 26 yo Bernini at 23 yo 681 16K 13M 267K
quinn @urheavenforever. 1d ... can't believe i'm living in a universe where timothee chalamet is looking like noel gallagher covering bob dylan as the snl musical guest Global 13 287 9.2K 160K
Fentywhore @Ialisarry 4d How y'all doing on them breadsticks over here Favs Pop Culture @favspopculture - 4d Nicholas Alexander Chavez at the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 38 544 6.9K 228K
Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat. 1d ... Не looks like he's just been told he got hired by the Jets NFL NFL @NFL.1d Jets hiring Aaron Glenn as their new head coach. (via @Rapsheet) to JETS BREAKING JETS HIRING AARON GLENN 91 2.1K 65K 3M
amber @dumbamber. 1d just met at 58 year old named bradley. are u joking 26 145 4K 85K
Robby Kalland @RKalland 1d ... cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen 245 1.3K 20K 757K
Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday 2d 2 If you're eating canes at 10 am, you're an absolute sicko. Dan Hope @Dan_Hope 2d Jack Sawyer serving customers at Cane's this morning Cane's the THE TEA 33 157 317 21K 1.4M
day @rmjroan 17h somebody important could be in this lineup but i guess we'll never know @concertleaks. 1d The Tomorrowland Belgium lineup has been revealed! LINE-UP TOMORROWLAND BELGIUM 2025 1991 .3 ARE LEGEND - 3AMDISCO 6E]OU(LIVE) A-TOM-X AARON HIBELL AARON SEVILLA ABEL THE KID ABENA ACID ASIANADAMK ADRENALIZE AFROJACK AGENTS OF TIME AIROD +AK SPORTS ALBERT HARVEY .ALEX KENNON ALEXANDER POPOV 82B RE-TWIN B28 ROMAN MESSER ALOK ALURE AMBER BROOS AME LIVE FT. CURSES AMELIE LENS AMPE ANDERS B2B AUDIOWAVE ANDROMEDIK ANDY C. ANGEMI ANII B2B AXEL HAUBE ANNA ANNA B2B ANTDOT ANNABEL STOP IT ANTDOT ANYMA. ANYMA B2B SOLOMUN ARADO ARGY PRESENTS
dl stud @pistoIwhips 23h My therapist just told me you are in no position to be anyone's girlfriend GIF ALT 560 236K 4M 12K
Redd @ReddCinema 2d i hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me 7A9 @TrueAura9.2d remember when we all had a crush on Elon Musk...? day day 572 28K 352K 6.4M
justine @milfsandraoh . 5d .. this is like choosing between meryl streep and john cena SR Screen Rant @screenrant.5d Kathryn Hahn and Jennifer Lopez are rumored to being eyed for the role of Mother Gothel in Disney's live-action #Tangled movie. Which actress do you think should play the role? 150 15K 305K 7.6M
Thomas @djamesalicious. dd ... T G S WITH TRACY JORDAN V Variety @Variety 1d CBS has ordered a pilot for a new FBI spin-off, currently titled FBI: CIA. variety.com/2025/tv/news/f... 69 2.5K 51K 1.9M
#t @thehellmax... .1d... The most this used to be a swastika tattoo I've ever seen Minecraft Memes @... . 1d Trapdoor 458 14.1K 350K del 8.9M
Ramases Niblick III @TheLittleWaster.22h 'Alpha' PARIS 325 2.3K 40K 749K
jame @kloogans.1 19h guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet 78 1.2K 23K 705K
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV 15h fubo mubi freevee philo tubi roku! chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV15h fubo is the glup shitto of streaming services 28 1.8K 24K 553K
mj @bigdybbukenergy 18h ... love it when a man in his thirties describes himself as having 'golden retriever energy' on the apps. that's at least 210 in dog years. they're booking you in to be put down 4 201 3.4K dJ 59K
Icewater D @markmerlot 1d You going to a work meeting? Thug Nasty #THEVIRGOAT @THEEThugNast... dd It's nice to get flewed out! CHANDLER, ARIZONA 269 2.5K 48K du 2M
Clouds @cloudysprinkles- 15h ... the guy who created a website to rank his female classmates attractiveness is still a misogynist. shocking AF. AF Post @AFpost. 1d Meta's Zuckerberg says most companies need more masculine energy and have been neutered by feminine energy. Follow: @AFpost 920 18.9K 215K 3.4M
Evie @EFCevie e 22h gay sex isn't even as gay as this Darren Grimes GBN @darrengrimes_. 1d Daddy's coming home. 398 10K 221K 4.1M
ronan @ronannightlive 18h it's crazy to dunk on trans people and then wear THAT SNL Saturday Night Live - SNL NBC @nbcsnl 19h Dave Chappelle hosts the show THIS SATURDAY with musical guest @GloTheofficial!!! JAP 0:55 82 1.1K 41K 950K
mac @batsdune.4d that's also the number of people who have seen this movie FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d 'THE BRUTALIST' has won 3 #GoldenGlobes Best Motion Picture - Drama Best Actor-Drama (Adrien Brody) Best Director (Brady Corbet) 126 1.4K 35K 1.3M
Seguru Ghetto @DapoElCapo. 2d Why she dressed like Ice Cube in Barbershop? BLACCMASS @blaccmassxx-1/2/25 billie eilish X miguel (wildflower X sure thing) cc COL 1:09 x 1.4K 15K 170K 6.5M
galer than before @poisonjr . 4d depression is fucking stupid. you slept in jeans? like a hitman? 80 3.3K 46K 815K

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