32 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 28, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Oh, the places you’ll go with Jon Chu! 

The Wicked director’s next movie is set to be a musical adaptation of the Dr. Seuss classic. He’s co-directing the film with storyboard artist Jill Culton, who helped bring Monsters, Inc. to life, and it will feature music from EGOT-winning duo Benj Pasek and Justin Paul. The animated film will follow “a young adventurer as they journey the joys and heartaches and the peaks and the valleys of life.”

Roseanne Barr is also taking us some places, but it’s probably not anywhere you’d want to go. After being barred from her eponymous show, the controversial comedian told Variety that she’s ready to return to the small screen with a brand new, “very offensive” comedy about an Alabaman “saving the United States from drug gangs and China.” The series, which Barr described as a “Coen Brothers thing,” will be a cross between Roseanne and The Sopranos, with storylines about “guns, the Bible, petty crime and alcoholism.”

As for the timeline, it, of course, is where the real comedy lives. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the role of a lifetime for Melissa McCarthy, February’s budget and a disclaimer that really could’ve used a comma.

Arby's @Arbys 1d Arbys .@greg16676935420 there you go being that guy again greg @greg16676935420.1d Hey @Arbys not to be that guy but I noticed today you have an outdated logo on your bags. Please get it fixed ASAP dream big JOIN US AT: arbys.com f TikTok 1.4K 3.2K 114K 3.8M
Honey @benegotherit 19h Throwback to when my mother rescued an abandoned dog which had no idea what a house was or how to be in it 9K 191 259K del 2.5M
FoN9ne @FoN9ne 1d ... Eagles and Chiefs Superbowl PFF SP NFL 23 23 49ERS 23 I HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE. CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY ON THE SUPER BOWL 671 4.6K 91K 2.1M
MWT @mountainwesttax.2 22h i never want to save to OneDrive and i never will 37 140 2.4K dJ 65K
screenplay understander @asinglefather 17h Everyone's kinda running out of shit to say Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious 2d David Lynch loved diners. CE RTON 2464 63 358 12K 366K
Jordan Freiman @JordanFreiman 13h ... i enjoy a  would kill a victorian child joke as much as the next fella but i do think we should all reckon with the fact that, conversely, the smell of victorian era london would kill any of us in about 3 seconds 51 2.3K 40K 429K
malware @dogycel 1d ... i'm polyamorous but you could never tell LC 37 283 8.4K 134K
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin 1d ... Meeting a Dan who's not the man is so fucking heartbreaking. 102 1.3K 28K 1.3M
liv @forcersei 1d where's the talented?? watch your fucking tone filmupdates FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Happy birthday to Rosamund Pike! 53 7.4K 133K del 2.7M
maha @mahaaaay · 1d ... white guys love saying lotta game left 418 2.6K 48K 4.7M
stinker @iluvmorgi. 1d ... nobody tell him. BUFFALO DC 174 2.3K 66K 1.7M
mommiana @mommiana5. 1d Но reply to her 1.30 @kardashleann.1d My mom >>> I got a Beautiful Daughter period replied to your story I Thank God for Blessing me with you, My #1, I'm so proud of you and the Woman and Mother that you are eplied to your story 389 6.8M 12K 331K
Ryan Log @Rythelogman55 - 1 1d Guy next to me is on the beaches of Normandy 92 40K 2.1M 1K
@coldcallsniper 1d Sgt Blackout Me after building an excel sheet and 393 7.9K 9 374K
Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER-1d No shade The budget for February is 50 dollars 151 9.4K 51K 1.3M
sam greisman @SAMGREIS 16h Melissa McCarthy, get your Oscar baby POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 16h Pop Crave A Florida elementary school principal was arrested for throwing an alcohol-fueled house party attended by more than 100 underage students. Roosevelt ELEMENTARY 13 Eleventary School watchiffee 1400 200 9.5K 191K 5M
lance @gookedup - 18h ... Sorry to my mom who thought she was gonna raise a doctor, I was born to wear balenciaga and smoke exotic 220 7K 46K dJ 1.1M
Dr. Simon D. А. Clark @Kelpiesi 21h did my sexual health doctor just call me a slut Hey Dr. Clark :) Here are your current results. Surprisingly, all is good ;) Clark, Simon- Labor.pdf 15:22 29 231 13K 435K
steven @snydxr . 1d The Bills will be back. We won't win but we'll be back 113 915 29K 1.1M
!? @zxnoshima 1d ... Little Caesars is about to cost $10 soon 290 3.3K 60K del 1.1M
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Lukas Battle @lukasbattle 22h His agent sat him down and said it's time to do gay which is one of the most beautiful business moves a person can make FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Jeremy Allen White is set to star in and executive produce bisexual romance series 'ENIGMA VARIATIONS' for Netflix. Based on the novel by 'Call Me By Your Name' author André Aciman. ENIGMA VARIATIONS  writes with the ferocity of writer who's finally getting his vision down He's made magnificent, living thing. -PAUL LISICKY, The NewYork Times Book Revirw (Editors Choice) PICADOR ANDRÉ ACIMAN 11 771
dangly sack @dangly_sack-1d ... A 4.1 with motion???? Sounds like myself BNO BNO News Live NEWS @BNODesk. 1d JUST IN: 4.1-magnitude earthquake hits off the U.S. East Coast, felt in Nashua Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Boston Maine - USGS Springfield Plymouth rovidence Hartford New Bedford Waterbury ofalmouth Con Island Sound 7 85 3.7K 276K
When that Seth moment hits @holzawn .20h as I am NOT a CoComelon parent; you goin sit down and watch TÁR 228 2.4K 66K
swiss bae @thekonyjen - 1d ... whole time the baby gay Halal Nation X @HalalNation_ .4d Protect your family 7 1.9K 51K 806K
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jimmy montague @jimmymontague69.19h 5:43 5GE Cancel Re: Your Apple Card payment is due soon To: Support Apple Card Cc/Bcc, From: james.m.palko@gmail.com Subject: Re: Your Apple Card payment is due soon I know Sent from my iPhone On Jan 27, 2025, at 2:19PM, Apple Card Supp know knowwwwkk known 59 2K 36K 1
Murket Matt Stoller @matthewstoller 20h B Hey Microsoft please stop trying to invent God and just make Outlook search work. 144 1.8K 24K 662K
JT @ThatDamnJosh_ 1d ... Old heads don't shop at Home Depot no more?? Recipes getting lost. 9 WAFB @WAFB - 1d WAFB Man orders drill online from AliExpress, but receives printed photo of one instead: tinyurl.com/bdf7mnmb? utm_s... WIN - - II Ole 108 6.4K 121K 2.2M
Bteve Sannon @Clintons_Emails - 16h Day 8 and Trump has gotten rid of Zendaya Cosmic Daily News Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel23h 'SPIDER-MAN 4' will reportedly introduce a new love interest for Tom Holland's Peter Parker. (via @DanielRPK) MARVEL STUDIOS 216 4.1K 75K 1.8M
emily may @emilykmay 15h received a wedding invitation with a dress code but there was a missing comma and so it said, no white ladies. 105 757 23K 440K
@@Rin /Anaxa . ٤ 3 @weepingcupid . dd if I'm lying, Why aren't my pants on fire? Case closed. I'm innocent 14K 3.1M 101 153K

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