40 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 20, 2025

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40 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 20, 2025

The timeline has been a bloodbath since a new batch of Oscar nominations was announced on Thursday morning, but while fans argued over the performers who were snubbed or who rightfully earned their nominations, one big Oscars tradition was quickly muted. Earlier in the week, the Academy revealed that this year’s ceremony will break from tradition and forgo performances from the five Best Original Song nominees. Instead of watching Elton John sing the title track from his Disney+ documentary, viewers will be offered a behind-the-scenes glimpse at the process behind the creation of these songs. Some were upset by this decision. One Twitter user, however, said that if it means “not having to listen to those Emilia Perez songs again, then by all means.” 

But being grateful to avoid a pitchy performance from Selena Gomez wasn’t the only brutal dig on the timeline this week. Other digital burn victims include evil Bam Margera, an elderly driver and an emoji that isn’t locked in.

robin swallows @oblivyawn 1d boss greeting me with you look sad instead of good morning 7 644 10K 144K
day @rmjroan 17h somebody important could be in this lineup but i guess we'll never know @concertleaks. 1d The Tomorrowland Belgium lineup has been revealed! LINE-UP TOMORROWLAND BELGIUM 2025 1991 +3 ARE LEGEND 3AMDISCO 6EJOU (LIVE) A-TOM-X AARON HIBELL AARON SEVILLA ABEL THE KID ABENA ACID ASIANADAMK ADRENALIZE AFROJACK AGENTS OF TIME AIROD ·AK SPORTS ALBERT HARVEY .ALEX KENNON ALEXANDER POPOV B2B RE-TWIN B2B ROMAN MESSER ALOK ALURE AMBER BROOS AME LIVE FT. CURSES AMELIE LENS AMPE ANDERS B2B AUDIOWAVE ANDROMEDIK ANDY C ANGEMI ANII B2B AXEL HAUBE ANNA + ANNA B2B ANTDOT ANNABEL STOP IT ANTDOT ANYMA. ANYMA B2B SOLOMUN ARADO ARGY
Mark Schlereth @markschlereth . 20h That is not true... They just all hate you! ChiefsJayhawksRoyals @CJR16255 1d 15 Wow. Nobody believes in us. Time to shock the world. #ChiefsKingdom @lancethespoken AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: BILLS at CHIEFS I Sunday, 6:30 ET, CBS KC DAN ORLOVSKY JASON McCOURTY HARRY DOUGLAS 493 1.1K 36K 1.7M
larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott.3h Girl they already know their way around POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 12h Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has invited all of the pardoned January 6th rioters on a guided tour of the U.S. Capitol. MAKE GREAT AMERICA AGAIN AMO KTS O ml 1 360 11K 173K
Neil Renic @NC_Renic• 1d We invite applicants from all socioeconomic backgrounds for this unpaid internship in the most expensive city in the world 36 4.2K 50K 720K
Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday 2d 2 If you're eating canes at 10 am, you're an absolute sicko. Dan Hope @Dan_Hope 2d Jack Sawyer serving customers at Cane's this morning Cane's NE TEA 33 157 317 21K 1.4M
@cardamomkiss - 10h ... It's always something with him Paddington @paddingtonbear- 1d I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat. 11 289 7K
daddydari @dangdarii - 1d Your 30s is still young, You just too old to be doing dumb shit 155 25K 126K 3M
MAY18TH @jiggyjayy2 15h Well what has he done outside of that The Miley Cyrus HQ @TheMileyCyrusHQ. 1d I don't like people calling me Miley Cyrus's ex. - Thor's brother, Liam Hemsworth 47 836 11K del 235K
amber @dumbamber. 1d just met at 58 year old named bradley. are u joking 26 145 4K 85K
Robby Kalland @RKalland 1d ... cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen 245 1.3K 20K 757K
Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat. 1d ... Не looks like he's just been told he got hired by the Jets NFL NFL @NFL.1d Jets hiring Aaron Glenn as their new head coach. (via @Rapsheet) to JETS BREAKING JETS HIRING AARON GLENN 91 2.1K 65K 3M
722 @kistchs 1d i will never understand why do you guys treat kpop like extraterrestrial music when it's just music in korean dam @damnostalgia 1d so dua lipa forcing me to listen to kpop... 0:09 818 30K 299K 7.3M
dl stud @pistoIwhips 23h My therapist just told me you are in no position to be anyone's girlfriend GIF ALT 560 236K 4M 12K
Redd @ReddCinema 2d i hate when somebody throw me in something that has NOTHING to do with me 7A9 @TrueAura9.2 2d remember when we all had a crush on Elon Musk...? day day 1 572 28K 352K 6.4M
SpittingCobra @SSSpittingCobra• 1d You want me to call my senator? You want me to call John Fetterman? Okay. 24 379 9.8K 161K
val @lalalandism . 1d Hollywood REPORTER Well, the industry is over. MARTIN SCORSESE FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d 'EMILIA PÉREZ' sets the record as the most-nominated non-English film in #Oscars history, with 13 nominations. It surpasses Crouching Tiger, Hidden... EMILIA PÉREZ 44 12K 94K 1.7M
tHE.IAST TOP @jusLikeMike911 . 1d Her goofy ass do not need to play Storm MyTimeToShineHello @MyTimeToShineH. 1d Now that she's no longer in Thunderbolts, Ayo Edebiri is being considered for the role of Storm in the X-Men reboot STARM 393 4.3K 103K 4M
shy @planetmiyake 1d unrelated but it's dusting me how this man was homophobic in a headwrap and hoops Luka Dontrist @NobodyButNori_22 Bernice King is right and that mean yall need to keep MLK off them flyers too GIF 424 5.7K 112K 4M
lucía م و @eyretartt . 1d please don't Filmfect @Filmfect.3d Emerald Fennell's 'Wuthering Heights' begins filming this month Starring Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi 389 6.5K 127K 5
Ivnatic @lvnatic24.2d big 3 for 14 year olds Playboi Carti bumitow @bumitow.3d Seeing these three hits like cocaine 7:43 For you V travisscott ye opium_00pium 184 4.4K 131K 3.1M
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV 1d they've been developing this longer than some of you have been alive FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Martin Scorsese's 'DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY' revived at 20th Century with Leonardo DiCaprio in talks to star. DEVIL IN THE MURDER, WHITE CITY MAGIC, AND MADNESS AT THE FAIR THAT CHANGED AMERICA AUDI BOOK AWARD FIA As absorbing a piece of popular history as one will ever hope to find. -San Francisco Chronicle ERIK 11 296 6.6K 181K
@ObtainerOf. 2d ObtainerOfRareAntiquities ... This has completely blackpilled me on Germanic culture. No coming back from this 2.1K 3.4K 92K 8.4M
mau @rllydu 1d you're in her dms, i'm in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have . been here for 30 minutes 261 17K 243K 5.3M
mau @rllydu . 2d ... am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot. 249 14K 219K 3.8M
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 1d ... Normally this would upset me but if it means not having to listen to those fuckass Emilia Perez songs again then by all means DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . dd Best Original Song nominees will not be performed at this year's Oscars. OSCARS 8K 3.6M 185 155K
Eugene Hutter (NOSFERATU PROPAGANDA 1d ... My goat saw Wolf Man was atrocious and had to lock in The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle - 1d Robert Eggers is officially set to direct 'WERWULF' for Focus Features. Set in 14th Century England Releasing in theaters in Christmas, 2026. (Via: Deadline) 2.7K 46K 101 1.7M
Thomas @djamesalicious. dd ... T G S WITH TRACY JORDAN V Variety @Variety 1d CBS has ordered a pilot for a new FBI spin-off, currently titled FBI: CIA. variety.com/2025/tv/news/f... 69 2.5K 51K 1.9M
soph @dearmaroon.2d how is trump gonna ban nonbinary people when his grandkid is called kai Kai Trump @kaitrump 3d Не is back! Love you grandpa, I know you will do an amazing job over the next 4 years. 822 6.9K 191K 5.7M
lefty @qwiktwist. 2d you're tying to get an internship at goldman sachs and you think you deserve love? abdullah @abdullahighfly-3d real I met a girl. 9:53PM Love is like a whisper of art Pelosi Internship Applications 9:47 PM Goldman Sachs will regret this. Maximize Shareholder Value 27 1.5K 36K 872K
Bask @baskgod . 2d | just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road 285 12K 271K 4.2M
SEER @wydseer 3d ... b!ches with no furniture be like gtfo my house girl fck you & this dance studio 181 1.6K 17K 432K
DK Cloisonne @Nick_Cerveza 3d ... prayers up for billy bob thornton who is currently going thru his Evil Bam Margera phase - E PALEY ER MEDIA E PA THE O 1 129 934 17K 495K
tannertan36 @tannertan36.3d melania 20 1.6K 23K 517K
galer than before @poisonjr 4d depression is fucking stupid. you slept in jeans? like a hitman? 80 3.3K 46K 815K
lamcleo @korectiion 5d X ... I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain't laughed once 881 45K 251K 4.7M
@korelicc. 4d angi What the hell are you making Sonicboi @Sonicboiforlife 5d CAPCUT STILL WORKS IF YOU TURN OFF WI-FI x.com/ sonicboiforlif... 00:01 / 00:03 00:00 00:02 Graphs + Add end + Mute clip Cover audio Soun collection 169 19K 283K 3.9M
justine @milfsandraoh . 5d .. this is like choosing between meryl streep and john cena SR Screen Rant @screenrant.5d Kathryn Hahn and Jennifer Lopez are rumored to being eyed for the role of Mother Gothel in Disney's live-action #Tangled movie. Which actress do you think should play the role? 150 15K 305K 7.6M
Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred.4d ... Microdosing hell by living in America 82 15K 90K 1.2M
the introverted hater @violentlyepic. 22h Woah Vicky @woahhvickyyy 1d Somebody asked me what type of guys I like I said the wrong ones 35 1.6K 32K 962K

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