31 Science Jokes to Make You the Bill Nye of Your Friend Group

Becoming a scientist isn’t easy. The journey is full of tedious research, expensive schooling and the arduous task of memorizing every single episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy. But luckily for your bank account, sleep cycle and general sanity, you don’t need an advanced degree to laugh at these hilarious science jokes. 

“How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?” began one Redditor. “Ask them to pronounce unionized.” 

Meanwhile, another Redditor shared a more obscure gem: “I have one about quarks, but it’s too strange.” 

So, from a conversation between Albert Einstein and his wife to various states of matter, here are a few science jokes that we’re sure you’ll find relatively funny…