32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 23, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 23, 2025

Not that we need to remind you after a morning of wall-to-wall coverage, but it’s Oscar nomination day. Fresh off being the most-nominated comedy at the Golden Globes, Emilia Pérez continued its unprecedented domination with 13 Oscar noms, making it the most nominated non-English film in history. Tortured artists and theater nerds followed closely behind, with The Brutalist and Wicked nabbing 10 noms apiece. Claymation favorites Wallace & Gromit added a fourth nomination to their credits and officially tied Shrek as two of the most-nominated animated franchises of all-time.

But the nominations weren’t without snubs or surprises. On the snubs side of things, neither Will Ferrell nor Kristen Wiig came away with any recognition for their work on Will & Harper. Meanwhile, on the surprises side of the equation, Sebastian Stan’s portrayal of Donald Trump in The Apprentice earned him a nomination in the Best Actor category. Castmate Jeremy Strong was also nominated for his work in the film, which sets up another Roy brothers battle between him and his Succession co-star Kieran Culkin (nominated for A Real Pain).

Over on the timeline, though, everyone’s already struck gold. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the real marathon man, an icon in the flesh and a hot case of third-degree yearning.

jen @cinephilejen 3h ... Luca Guadagnino... Courtesy: Twitter/AnnaLynne McCord MOJO I so sorry I was not an Academy voter 1 705 7K 59K
Aaron @Awwrnold.2 22h Wow trumpflation is really hitting everyone hard jerk u off ... 7 miles away Thu, Aug 26 If you let me jack u off I will give u $40 4:16 PM Today If you let me jack u off I will give u $20 54 3.2K 93K 1M
noah kulwin @nkulw 1h ... Daniel Craig is gonna look himself in the mirror, take a deep breath, and tell himself 'I gotta get gayer' 5 84 1.4K 32K
niemand @ronny_kurz.23h Oh nee, de cuckstoel brengt de Hitlergroet Stern/WrepH/1700 @Stern_66 - 1d Wir haben ihn 64K 1.9M 163 3.8K
Abelito @imchasingdreamz- 22h ... you gotta let women have this one bro 4 @cam4our 1d valentine's day work both ways right ? 318 7.8K 90K 4M
PRO الا The shark that knows Mata Hari @MITSKISUS 1d ... PROB Count Orlok: Grindr now Lets hang : Don't be nervous just surrender to me 47 3.8K 68K 1.3M
@l0veishi.2d ... ladies ladies please one at a time kys -15 120 26K 228K 3.1M
unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn 20h ... just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that's not important. 450 17K 237K 4M
van watches movies @alejandroxpadi 22h Bernthal is about to have the best 7 minutes of screen time of his career FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.22h Jon Bernthal joins Christopher Nolan's 'THE ODYSSEY' Also starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Zendaya, Lupita Nyong'o, Robert Pattinson and Charlize Theron. GY 139 2.4K 82K 2.3M
tony @ratatatvandal. 1d mace windu origin movie DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d Ryan Gosling is in talks to star in Shawn Levy's 'STAR WARS' movie. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n...) METALSTART STUNT TEAM 31 1.5K 46K 1.3M
mel @cvnt4lesbians. 1d ?? skye monet Follow @skyemonetyo Ima throw a bug at yall and watch the panic mel @cvnt4lesbians 1d come join the lesbian heart carabiner train mel @cvnt4lesbians - 2d come join the lesbian heart carabiner train 118 5.3K 130K 2.5M
jacky @JackWilliamRtF-1d ... The Manathon SOON Start Time Movie Run Time 9:00 AM The Music Man (1962) 2:31:00 11:40 AM The Elephant Man (1980) 2:04:00 1:45 PM The Wicker Man (2006) 1:42:00 3:30 PM The Invisible Man (2020) 2:05:00 5:45 PM A Different Man (2024) 1:52:00 7:45 PM Better Man (2024) 2:15:00 10:00 PM end On Cinoma On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial 1d Wolf Man, Ant Man, Whale Man.. 0:23 49 314 7.3K 211K
Amani @Aurorraz_ 1d Low key loving this influencer not knowing how to spell voila X elyse.knowles 2h @yaaasssmeen Wallah 203 4.3K 109K 1.8M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic 1d ... you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar? 84 18K 141K 3.2M
Simone @girlpowertbh.20h My bf keeps muttering to himself we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR like it's a prayer 733 9.5K 139K 4.6M
mau @rllydu - 16h ... you're in her dms, i'm in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking.i have been here for 30 minutes 78 4,463 53.6K del 949K
@stevrlight . 19h when you order from the bear: DOORDASH now New Message from your Dasher Joshua They said cancel the order DOORDASH now New Message from your Dasher Joshua They said they cant make yo food cuz they chefs arguin 1m ago DOORDASH New Message from your Dasher Joshua Aye bruh 199 13K 203K 4.8M
lucy ford @lucyj_ford.20h ... robbie williams got disqualified and they were like what's the point FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.2 20h Performances of original song nominees will be eliminated from this year's Oscars telecast. (Via @MattBelloni) 4.6K 7 193 145K
с @lherealchieff. 18h Mfs was dying like crazy and doctors was just pulling up with crazy drip + 440.1K Search: plague doctor meme X 1,526 comments just a chill guy ah, you'll live...this balenciaga btw 11h Reply 41.6K 20 1.6K 19K 468K
the introverted hater @violentlyepic•2 22h Woah Vicky @woahhvickyyy 1d Somebody asked me what type of guys I like I said the wrong ones 35 1.6K 32K 962K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas.2 23h ... Couple last minute semi-realistic Oscar hopes: - Jeremy Strong and Clarence Maclin for Supporting Actor -Sebastian Stan for Best Actor (for either movie lol) - Margaret Qualley for Supporting Actress - Red One for Best Picture - Coralie Fargeat for Best Director 73 153 4.6K 113K
DeviantPigg @DefectivePigg 21h CHIPOTLE MERICANDAIR This Ное got Seed Oils IN HER CRIB form Chick-fil-A Heart Mazola PER i remain Choleneral Free WELLMANNS - 20 933 10K 283K
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2.21h i wouldve done this at 23 and 26 if i wanted to but i was lowkey on some other shit Art Gallery Art Gallery @X_ArtGallery . 5d Michelangelo at 26 yo Bernini at 23 yo 63 83K 6.4K 2.4M
brandon @whybuddypregnan.22h i am moving here Chicago, IL $2,523 1 Bed 1 Bath - Apartment Chicago, IL 21 550 12K 287K
mercurial girl @PsychicCherub 16h ... getting news about our rights being taken away from pop crave GIF ALT 58 10K 132K 1.2M
Soundgarten Of BanBan @AnimeSerbia 15h This is how it feels to read manga in Barnes and Nobles without buying it EDABAN 5 FREE - THE Science Fiction A re tion W ystery while I KOREA NISSAN Erma Bo F GROS JOKES - OLD' THE FAR SIDE GALLERY2 by Батт Larsea Grown CATHO 78 16K 1.6K 307K
Joshua Rainer @JoshRainerGold • 17h He's having a boner-off with his own son Bryan Johnson /dd @bryan_johnson 18h Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright. 20:00 22:00 00:00 02:00 04:00 06:00 20:0022:00 00:00 02:00 04:00 Number of > Total Duration of Number of Total Duration of Erection Episodes Erection Episodes > Erection Episodes Erection Episodes 182 184 5 6 min min Average Erection Average Erection Sleep Efficiency Sleep Efficiency Quality Quality 94 131 90 112 AndroAge™ AndroAgeTM 22 22 118
Mafew @vastchains444.23h ... Can't believe I got to see it in real life BACK OFFI CT12 WE AINT HAULIN MILK! BACUT and LTT the with the - 67 31K 1.3K 412K
helen holmes @helenbholmes.1 17h he's addicted to introducing himself Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin 17h roommate is distraught over how much money he's spending, turns out he's been going on 2-3 dates every single day for months, refuses to stop 5 191 8.6K 183K
sissy sub richard nixon @nixmao 20h the remote controlled vibrator just got activated hoobert heever @motherwasasaint-22h why is he so scared 8 400 11K 225K
RAMSEY @rumsey_lol . 1d I'm suffering from third-degree yearns 23 4.9K 19K 355K
BNYX® @BNYX.13h ... this was a time when the word meant thug smh BNYX® @BNYX - 5/28/12 Asking for a free cup for water at McDonald's and filling it with soda... GOON LIFE 179 3.6K 84K 1.9M

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