32 of the Most WTF Experiences People Had at a Party

‘I’M LEAKIN’ DOG, I’M LEAKIN!!’
32 of the Most WTF Experiences People Had at a Party

Project X led an entire generation to believe that house parties were off-the-wall ragers where the unspeakable happened, only for them to get to college and discover that most parties are relatively chill by comparison (and certainly otherwise).

But every so often, there’s a party that gets so out-of-hand it becomes the stuff of legends. Case in point: One Redditor recalled a party he went to where the vibes were just right — until the host had a few too many drinks and decided to show off his pet lizard. This maybe would’ve been cool had the lizard been alive. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the case. He pulled a cold, lifeless lizard out of the freezer to show everyone in the room, which got weirder when he cried, puked, pissed himself and ultimately passed out.

Other Redditors have remembered some of the wildest times a party went off the rails for them, and it appears that a startling amount of people actually crash through windows.

parce_que 13y ago There's a girl at my school who shows up to every party with a falcon on her arm. My drunk mind is completely fine with it, but every morning without fail I realize that this isn't exactly normal. Party on falcon girl. 45 ...
Au_Struck_Geologist 9y ago I was at a house party, and the party next door was being hosted by Collegefuckfest.com. We were admiring the ridiculous queue of dudes waiting to get into the party (probably assuming they'd get to fuck somebody) when the staircase they were on collapsed. It was like watching a drunk Titanic. 117 Share ...
lozzobear . 9y ago I heard a lady shout MICK, DON'T DRINK RAW CHICKEN and turned around to see Mick had grabbed a plate from the fridge with a chicken on it, and he was drinking the bloody red juice out of the plate. Not sure why.
PassablySane 9y ago On Halloween I watched a guy dressed as Jesus standing ontop of a frat house drinking boxed wine claiming it was water a few minutes ago. An hour later I saw the same Jesus being arrested for public indecency. + Share 5.5K ...
Ratfor 9y ago I saw a man vomit up an entire, intact, doritoe. End of story. + 2.2K Share ...
pime 13y ago About two hours into a pretty good sized party, a random drunk guy walks in. No one knows who this guy is, or where he came from. Не makes his way over to the campfire, and can't even stand up straight due to his lack of sobriety. Не falls in the fire, and is literally too drunk to get himself out. It's not like the fire was terribly big, but he couldn't even muster the energy to completely roll himself to either side. We quickly pulled him out, and he was fine except for a few scorches
 9y ago I saw a guy eat frozen pizza rolls. Not the craziest thing that has ever happened, but for some reason I'm still not over it. + 7.9K Share ...
ChildrenMcnuggets 9y ago Watched two guys try to jump over a bonfire at the same time from opposite directions, they collided mid air and landed in the fire. + 4.5K Share ...
JakeEllz 9y ago floor caved in at an apartment party. the carpet was the only thing holding everyone up. People were falling, others were trying to climb up the carpet wall that led into the kitchen to try and escape the building. i felt bad for the dude that lived below. shit was outrageous. + 7.2K Share ...
ratboyyy 9y ago Land shark. Was at a party and someone yelled LAND SHARK!!! Out comes a naked dude with a frisbee in his ass crack, carried ass up by like 4 guys. it was fun running away from him. + Share 5.3K ...
 ОР . 12y ago I saw a girl eat a guy's puke 1.4K ...
TeeteringCrockery . 3y ago Guy 1 showed guy 2 his dick. Guy 2 Sparta-kicked him through a window. + 59 ...
LegitimateMix472 e 3y ago The guys where having a contest to see who could make the biggest hole in the wall with their heads. It was an apartment. Holes everywhere. + 132 ...
TheFinnisher 3y ago One of my friends who was over before the party started had a little too much and passed out in my basement before the house even got full of people. Full night goes by, like 4 am and the last people are trickling out, he's still snoozing on the couch. Shot up like a zombie and starts yelling at my roommate saying he took his phone charger. Fight happens between my heavily intoxicated roommate and a half asleep confused zombie man. Random straggler jumps in to try to fight off the zombie, pushes him into my video
sludgebaby96 Зу ago This guy cut his hand open with a knife. On purpose. And not like a little bit, a huge fucking gash. Because he thought it would be funny. Anyway there was blood all over the hall and bathroom and shit. Не jokingly threatened his girlfriend (which was just his edgy sense of humor, but considering the events that had unfolded and the fact that he was fucking blasted we had to take him seriously). So then the cops came. And then the party obviously ended. I had to leave my friends and sit with his girlfriend in
gorammitMal 12y ago Bicycle jousting wearing pails for helmets, in the dark, in bathing suits and capes. + 1.1K ...
boatyboatwright в 3y ago Two crust punks locked themselves in the bathroom during a rager and took a (DISGUSTING) bubble bath and got truly offended when we told them to gtfo + 274
Rathbane12 e 3y ago Everyone but a couple people got super drunk. The guys got in a punch each other in the nuts contest and the girls started shooting fireworks at each other. + 318 ...
stimbus 12y ago . Edited 12y ago I saw a girl crying because there were fish in a fish tank. She was upset these fish were in fish jail. She wanted to console them. The more and more wasted she got the more obsessed she got with fish oppression. She ended up trying to get in the tank with the fish to swim with them so she could transmit her love to them. + 1.9K ...
 3y ago Was standing in a circle with 4 other people smoking some weed and talking. Girl comes up super drunk all happy and smiling, everything is all good and suddenly out of no where she drops her pants squats down and pees right in front of all of us, like legit still talking and looking right at us. + 1.1K ...
StinkyDiver12 12y ago Edited 12y ago A high school party I was at was busted by the overly aggressive local police force. Needless to say, half the party bolted out the back door and over the fence in the back. Little did we know, more police officers were waiting on the next street over and began chasing people. One kid screamed at the top of his lungs I'M THE HIDE AND SEEK MASTER! and then dove head first into a leaf pile...kid stayed there for a good two hours and watched a lot of his friends get caught
PizzasarusRex 12y ago My college neighbors were having a party once and they kicked someone out. The guy came back and started trying to kick down the door, someone at the party ended up stabbing the guy in the leg. My friends and I were on the front stoop watching all this unfold. Last I heard/saw the guy he was running down the street with one shoe on, on the phone screaming I'M LEAKIN' DOG, I'M LEAKIN'!!!!. + 1.9K ...
TerdVader 12y ago Once, my buddy on acid climbed a tree, announced he was a giraffe, and ate maple leafs for about an hour. + 1.1K ...
pythondick666 12y ago I saw a guy attempt to snort a shot of tequila. His face turned tomato red and tears were streaming down his face while he was suffocating. I seriously thought he was going to die. + 2.3K ...
 12y ago Kid randomly walked out of a party we were having. Не was blacked out and nobody heard from him for a while. Got a call about 2 hours later from a taxi driver on his phone. Apparently our friend asked to go to the airport and didn't have his wallet to pay so the driver was about to kick him out on the side of the road. Не came back with a whole bottle of vodka and still no wallet. + 2K ...
striped_racer 12y ago One guy brought a turtle he saw on the side of the road. Не set it on the pool table and it just walked around all night. 2.6K ...
MinouCheetos . 3y ago The host got so drunk, he pulled his dead pet lizard out of the freezer (saving it to bury it in the spring) and showed it to everyone in the room. Then he started crying,threw up, pissed himself, and passed out. I have no idea if the lizard ever made it back to the freezer. + 2.7K ...
chops88 12y ago A friend was drinking steel reserve all night, he passed out on a couch pretty early. At the height of the party, he awoke (while still completely blacked out), stood up and walked about 10 feet before beginning to piss on the floor. While peeing, he let go of his hand that should have been holding his dick. I don't recall exactly how his dick ended up pointing to the sky, but seconds later he was peeing on his face and chin, in front of everyone, for at least 15-20 seconds. Не then started walking towards the
inkseep1 3y ago New Year's party at a farmhouse. This guy I know has taken LSD. Не found a top hat and cape somewhere and was wearing them. Не is having a bad trip and is just spiraling into a depression and fixating on death while being freaked out on his trip. So I take him outside to get him away from all the smoking and noisy drunks in the house. We step out on the dark porch and for a minute he seems to be getting right when suddenly about 10 cows run by the porch. His eyes go
gothangelblood 3y ago We had a bonfire going. I left early once the 'shine came out. About an hour after I left, some of the guys started spitting mouthfuls of the stuff through the fire to make fireballs. Caught some of the grass on fire, tried to put it out by peeing on it, and ended up starting a 200 acre fire. + 750 ...
Kaevek131 12y ago . Edited 12y ago I was at a college party with my brother and the cops showed up to bust it up. Well, one wasted guy heard that the cops were there so he did the first logical thing he could think of... he dove out the window. Not too crazy, except the window was closed. Не shattered through the window and started running. The cops saw him do this and chased him down. Не ended up resisting arrest which was entertaining for a while. Found out he was 22, and had no reason to run but
rjbman 13y ago So one of my friends is in a frat. They were having a party, and some guy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome, I know. Anyways, the cops show up, and the party is on the third floor. Capt. Sparrow looks at them when they come in, throws open the window and yells, Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow. And jumped out the window. Broke both legs, still got his Minor In Possesion. + 807 ...

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