45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 13, 2025

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45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 13, 2025

Last week, Shrek fans learned that they’re going to have to wait a little bit longer for the green ogre’s triumphant return to the big screen. The fifth installment of the Oscar-winning franchise was originally set to premiere next summer, but Universal Pictures announced that the new sequel will now be the studio’s landmark Christmas release. 

Alongside this release update, the animated classic inadvertently became a conservative talking point. For some reason, right-leaning Twitter users aired their concerns that Shrek 5 will feature the titular ogre caving to the woke mob and “questioning his sexuality,” despite the fact that the franchise has played into non-traditional, gender-bending humor since the very start.

As Los Angeles looks to move forward in the wake of last week’s devastating fires, one local resident is helping out — and doing it in style. Jay Leno hopped behind the wheel of his vintage 1941 American LaFrance fire truck to deliver hot meals to volunteers and victims alike. The act of goodwill served as a nice respite from the rumors that Leno got his ass handed to him by the mafia. 

And as SNL continues its 50th anniversary celebration, one former castmate revealed why his time on the show was so shortBen Stiller told the New York Times that while being part of the show was always a “dream,” he ultimately wasn’t set up for success there. During his four-episode stint, the comedian let his nerves get the best of him after he realized he “wasn’t great at live performing” and would much rather be “making short films.”  

All the while, the week was full of great tweets. This week’s funniest included those about an ominous notification, real guy stuff and Lois Griffins for everyone with the eyes to see them.

fiona apple nortista @thaiepifania 19h mulholland drive (2001) out of context fernanda torres @nocontext... . 21h 41 1.9K 15K 275K
Gaga Crave @AMENARTPOP - 6h Order Here NO 22 MT 12 SED S1.583.178 4 130 . 28K 1.2K
val @livscrain 16h ... took photos of the severance s2 premiere like i was at a concert #severance 5 165 2.4K 44K
zach rice.com @ricerice420.17h delete hinge and talk to someone 8 hours away on twitter gail @yungmtngoat. 1d Delete hinge and date someone you never talked to in high school 7 136 1.1K 48K
Gainfully Employed Robot @Jube02.20h Anne Chovy Follow @AnneChovy2 just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever 3:57 PM 10/25/24 3.7M Views ettingermentum @ettingermentum - 2d Joe Biden is arguably the worst Democratic president since the Civil War and indisputably the biggest failure since then. 12 433 12K 216K
caitlin @caitalopram 2h First they came for myspace and I did not speak out - Because I didn't have myspace Then they came for club penguin and I did not speak out - Because I was not a penguin Vine Then they came for and I did not speak out - Because I was not on vine Then they came for the official jeremy renner app and I did not speak out - Because I was not jeremy renner Then they came for tiktok and there was no one left to speak for me. 100 800 14K
Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling 1d Getting ready to unmute and say sounds good, nothing on my end. 75 1.5K 22K 1.2M
@TVietor08.2 2h Tommy Vietor ... Beta move MEDIUM Medium Buying @MediumBuying- 2h Trump inauguration set to move indoors over frigid weather axios.com/2025/01/17/tru... 58 101 1.9K 82K
tannertan36 @tannertan36. 1h This month has felt like Scooby Doo 2 when all the monsters came to life Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox 1d I'M BACK! First time on a campus in 5 years! Stay tuned for some wild conversations about transgenderism and abortion at USF. and Kengon 4.6K 77K 2 434
shayma @roundthefurr.3h screen recording my fyp to americans for $70 per hour DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 4h The Supreme Court will uphold the TikTok ban. The app will likely be banned in the U.S. on Sunday. 37 2K 28K 395K
julia @tthethingsido . 5d ... whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met the gorgeous and proud nation of ireland 42 2.9K 22K 431K
Jacob @JacobFisherDF. 4h AJ and Big Justice are gonna make January 6 look like child's play DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 4h The Supreme Court will uphold the TikTok ban. The app will likely be banned in the U.S. on Sunday. 21 675 12K del 244K
deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight - 16h wait E Al 134 2.9K 95K 967K
emilio @emilio_oilime 18h ... got locked out again 133 Locksmith > Today 6:12 PM i'm the opposite of locked in Read 6:12PM Ston texting me that 18 1.6K 43K 615K
Head Coaching Search Giving Me Adult SIDS . 4d We'll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that 38 4.1K 48K 1.4M
zade @zadtwt.2d hmm LACOSTE POLO SHIRTS Women Size XL Excellent condition mattsquared mattsquared Y2K Lacoste Tennis Preppy Polo - Green 69 1.5K 50K 672K
Savos International @SavosAndSavos 1d ... Incredible things are happening on IG reels I can't bring my 5 ounce shampoo but she can bring a whole peacock 1.1M 3,040 78 1.9M 11K 218K
chase @_chase 19h ... ppl who don't care about hearing your dreams are so weird to me. i was literally a swan last night. i was me but in a swan's body 9 221 2.7K 28K
Paxx Romana @iloveyoupax... id can it's what? over jeffy @retrojeff3.2d breaking up via walkie talkie. i guess you could say it's over 756 39.3K 508K 11.6M
mau @rllydu . 3d ... imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair 20 1.3K 5.2K 109K
riley @RiledUpForSwift 2d XI ... WHY DO THEY HATE ME WHERE IS THIS FedEx® Sign Up or Log In III DELIVERY STATUS Delivered + 11 2.1K 46 85K
zoë @zoeplzshutup 1d ... it's very important to me that people know isamu noguchi was so hot when he was in his 20s like yeah ok i'll buy another lamp Cep 6 80 1.6K 57K
Jay @sanosreptla 2d ... First time a weather app has asked me if I wanted to get cussed out Personality Personality Choose a personality for your Choose a personality for your weather assistant. weather assistant. Professional Overkill CARROT will behave like a normal CARROT will go way over the weather app f---ing line Speech: On Politics: Off Profanity: Off 319 5K 175K 4M
S @superskrong 2d U don't need a tiktok replacement when we got the Subway TM app. | be on there goin crazy. Sandwiches straight off the top of the dome. Chipotle pepperoni tuna melt. Sweet onion BLT. Toasted. U don't even gotta order the shit. 31 7.5K 78K 1.8M
demi @relapsequeenn. 4d HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY When a girl says I'm fat and disgusting and then I realize we passed the Bechdel Test + 37 7.6K 166K dJ 2M
sophia of hangover @aethelfleds 4d Great mass today, your eminence! I gave it 5 stars on liturgyboxd 10 696 5.3K 292K
Helen Roy @helen_of_roy 4d 4 y/o is requesting that I have five more children so  can fight them ??????? 864 11K 196K 4M
@Jawsawn 3d jawsawn what's the chinese grindr? Li Zexin @XH_Lee23.3d For American TikTok refugees, here is a list of Chinese social media substitution apps. Apps visiting crima IP WhatsAPP Wechat) Instagram Redbook() X N X weibo () QQ Messenger f Z ЛЬ Facebook Qzone(QQ) Reddit Tieba() N iQIYI bilibili Netflix iQMY) YouTube Bilibili PP 24 PayPal Alipay Google Map AMAP() UBER du Chrome Baidu() Uber DiDi) ل Yelp Dianping() TIKTOK ,Douyin() 456 8.9K 173K 7.2M
Richard Dick Williams @burrow_burner9.4d Insanely busy day tomorrow. 9 AM I Wake up Crank Hog 10 AM ©9:30AM-12:30PM 11 AM Noon Lunch 1 PM Fortnite 1-6PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM 6 PM DoorDash $200 worth of Wingstop 6-7PM 7 PM Crank Hog 37 OPAN 589 6.1K 96K 5.5M
Eli McCann @EliMcCann 4d ... Just started an episode of 30 Rock and said to my 4-month old baby this brand of comedy is important to this family so please pay attention. 47 369 12K 258K
لوفي D قرد @s400yyd 5d At 21 young years of age I've achieved what a lot of ppl take 70 years to achieve: - shoulder pain - back pain - knee pain -hip problems 377 47K 351K 6.2M
emil (daeho's bf) @kaoruyaoi. 5d Deep fried cigarette Hyun-ju @baddestbitch 1d Stop treating your body like you've got a spare one in the closet. 444 135K 106 2,8K Thanos @legendarythanos 18h Deep fried Cigarete 3.8K 349K 25 34K
erica @ impel down @tozdiaz 5d if i was zendaya i'd make him do this all the time around the house to entertain me like a court jester icha @westendholland. 6d AAAHHHHHH BALLET DANCER том HOLLAND AAAHHHHH x.com/buffys/status/... 0:15 174 23K 334K 5.6M
Nick Miller @NickMillerMusic. 4d ... murph @mickmami. 6d what do men even do when they're home alone??? 42 880 13K . 663K
@rats4friends- 5d hoe wrangler tiktok sells your data to china!! their children made my phone I think thats the least we can do for them 238 16K 259K 4.1M
angel @ultrap0p. 4d if you're in soho and you have to pee you might as well just kill yourself 170 1.1K 16K 704K
M @duskgumi 5d I love being in white people business. idk who the hell tommy is but the drama is so interesting AA nosy white boy 74 9.7K 166K 3.2M
the road & sky @a... . 5d ... ominous notification to receive Mentioned by evil scientist: now X That gave me an idea 18 2.2K 18K 256K
Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev 4d ... ee 82 A stogie with a side of heater. Real guy stuff. CHUCK BEDNARIK 1960 NFL CHAMPION 39 787 16K 792K
cyndi rise @_cyntax . . 5d ... Watched Nosferatu once and now I'm saying shit like move hastily and fear not 42 2.8K 43K 770K
@thieves1ikeus 5d dj sweetie pie ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted a gay boyfriend 40 2.6K 18K 403K
j @citypiastri 5d i always forgot alexander hamilton is canonically a white man and not lin manuel miranda logang Sof. o o SAR18 @SoflvsLogan - 5 5d I think Alexander Hamilton looks weird 209 7.9K 125K 3.4M
Justin Whang @JustinWhang 4d guarantee the numbers will go up if they change the title to Monkey Doing Drugs V Variety @Variety . 6d The Robbie Williams biopic Better Man isn't exactly going bananas with a puny $580,000 opening day. Paramount acquired the feature for North American distribution for $25 million. bit.ly/4fOGtN3 79 427 10K 235K
ella @blondehotcoffee 5d shampoo implies the existence of shampiss 57 729 6.8K 264K
Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA . 23h all of em? NBACentral CENTRAL @TheDunkCentral - 1d DeAndre Jordan says 'Many Men' by 50-Cent is Nikola Jokic's favorite song Не knows the words from start to finish. (Via @RunltBackFDTV) ibotta DENVER - E Wilson 282 3.5K 58K 4.6M

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