37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 9, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, January 9, 2025

The first of two episodes from the Abbott Elementary/It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover has aired, and fans witnessed a rare moment of character development. After 17-odd seasons, a language of proto-hieroglyphs and a placebo pill for the ages, Charlie Kelly — It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s famously illiterate Rat King — is now slightly less illiterate. Abbott Elementary’s Barbara Howard, along with a room of encouraging kindergarteners, looked on as Charlie successfully sounded out a sentence, accomplishing what no man, science bitch or Philadelphia educator had before her.

And while Abbott Elementary showrunner Quinta Brunson warns against fans of the family-friendly series venturing into the Sunny side of Philadelphia, Kaitlin Olson disagrees. So much so that she recommended a few episodes that are less chaotic than others. Olson does, however, issue a warning: “Please don’t watch ‘The Nightman Cometh’ with your grandma.”   

Outside of Philadelphia, the world was getting hilarious tweets off. The funniest of which include those about the cry of French stoners, reverent theater seats and an idea for a new January.

ayaan Follow XI ... @ayaankhawn i could never journal i'd start lying in there too 2:18 PM Jan 8, 2025 . 313.2K Views 84 4K 24K 610
seb XI... @h9llywoodd Praying praying ... Rotisserie Chicken $5.99 Comments c75525 2h U need to take your life im so serious 5 likes Reply
XI ... anjali @TWITTERHAVER French stoners when their dab pens die: Dji @CmoiDji Jan 7 LE PEN EST MORT, DRY JANUARY ANNULÉ !!!!!! Show this thread 5:15 AM Jan 9, 2025 384.6K Views 12 905 17K 335
Armand Domalewski ... @ArmandDoma this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning From Keith Birmingham 6:31 PM Jan 8, 2025.2.5M Views 8.5K 491 108K 2.7K
Wild TikToks с Subscribe x ... @wildtiktokss Me staring at the guess what I just did text from my best friend, knowing it could range from a new hair cut to actually murder 3:42 PM Jan 8, 2025 120.7K Views
WEIRD VAL x1 ... @autismpills glad to see protestant/catholic beef still alive and well. welcome back 1618 Patrick Neve @catholicpat.Jan 6 Deadlifting is mandatory for all Catholic priests Avg Protestant Avg Catholic Pastrix Priest CATHOLICPAT 4:36 PM Jan 8, 2025 . 324.3K Views
x ... Subscribe Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome Whatever man. I really need to go back to work I think. Mountaineer Tavern YOU HAVE BEEN CUTOFF PLEASE LEAVE QUIETLY AND NO ONE WILL KNOW. IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU, BUT IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT.
x ... Female Dennis Reynolds @FLVESTARWOMAN pov: abbott elementary fans who liked the always sunny crossover and charlie deciding to start the show and pressing play on the first episode The Gang Gets Racist
MyTimeToShineHello Subscribe x ... @MyTimeToShineH I hope this is how Tom Holland proposed to Zendaya. ردهة @RodhaStore Jan 6 Would you be my spidergwen?
Wild TikToks с Subscribe x ... @wildtiktokss She's a 10, but says huh after you ask her something, but then answers it before you can repeat yourself she's not deaf her brain just lags like an internet explorer sometimes
Peter Toto X1... @petermarietoto being a boy is voting for the next pope with your fellow cardinals #3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical Jan 8 ok sure whatever being a girl is craving a massive amount of roasted vegetables on a random night 6:18 PM Jan 8, 2025 43.9K Views
poppa Follow XI ... @popitforpoppa i love a this is us ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns 7:36 PM Jan 8, 2025 465.1K Views 68 3.1K 23K 857
rheia Follow XI ... @logorrheia by age 25 you should have: - а great taste in music -ZERO savings - а deeply embarrassing social reputation
Wild TikToks с Subscribe x ... @wildtiktokss AGT me after forcing myself to stay awake just soi can be alone during the night
EBITMA x1 ... @ebitmom I really admire men's commitment to staying horny in the face of tragedy Cross tan line Today has been a brutal day, some friends lost their homes, so I REALLY needed this And if you have any other pics to share, they'd be most welcome Hahahahha I'm not sending you nudes bc of the LA wildfires Delivered + iMessage
The Notorious J.O.V. Subscribe x ... @whotfisjovana What the FUCK, over.
Caitlin Driscoll x ... @TeacherOnTopic Today I told the why is six afraid of seven joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it. 7:37 PM Jan 8, 2025 from Alliance, он 4.9M Views 543 12K 303K 10K
Meg Follow x ... @megannn_lynne they should invent a january that doesn't drain your will to live 10:39 AM Jan 8, 2025 2M Views 132 22K 116K 2K
BlowJob Mack x ... @West_columbiasc SOUT Wallet condom lifespan was longer than the lifespan of the actual wallet. Tough look for the kid ROJAN TROJAN the 10:04 AM Jan 9, 2025.208.9K Views 57 64 6.3K 111
E. XI ... @esihle_ndima This is how tight my January budget is stylecandyofficial @Stylecandii Jan 7 Outfit of the day Please wash Please wash your hands your hands after visiting after visiting the toilet the toilet 2:50 AM . Jan 9, 2025 1.5M Views
Chief x1 ... !! (Dinosaurs are real) @ChiefofIsaac VitoASMR Comments X @HunyBee-q6f 2 wk ago ... Cute. Real cute you guys. Yeah that's my fucking house. 166
amicia..... x1 ... @amiciangrace every night the seats bow towards the screen in a show of respect beautiful to catch this moment Joe @Darth_Biden - 20h Today at work we cleaned under all the seats, here are some of the more interesting things I found 8:29 AM Jan 9, 2025 . 546.6K Views
devin 8 XI ... @fartpog Chills. when I'm held at gunpoint so I tell them take anything and they genuinely start unplugging my air fryer + 1.4M X 4,702 comments kzfi i said anything not everything 20h Reply 214.5K
x1 ... Soundgarten Of BanBan @AnimeSerbia Knowing the demographic a firefighter just saw this and it gave him the courage and strength to rush into a building to save several more children Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane . Jan 8 THANK YOU TO OUR AMAZING LOS ANGELES FIREFIGHTERS! STAY SAFE 8:58 PM Jan 8, 2025 458.3K Views
earth mother @moonfrom5to7.22h ... feeling like this 93 9,061 71.7K 1.3M
rajma chawal haver @prath4m 15h ... if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk 137 5,450 26.2K del 449K
charlie @bellagcth.1 1d ... just bought a vibrator from a cashier with GODD an asexual flag pride pin GIF ALT 45 1,574 66.6K 880K
1d @SJaludi شادية my boy is fighting real life demons ARBAL DR DON'T Look DON'T JUST AT HER MESSAGE INSTAGRAM HER GO HOME 2.9M 6,248 850 34
YOLANDA PARODY @yolanda_... 1d ... lady i ran into while walking my dog said he was a sexy boy... 6 114 4,235 88.7K
emma @do_not_test_me . 19h : it is fucking crazy to me that people actually buy things off Temu. like are you insane? it's the shopping equivalent of letting curiosity get the better of you and trying a spoonful of your dog's wet food 126 2,075 34K del 700K
ang @cybermrcury 1d I feel like this little dog when I'm in places I'm not supposed to be 37 7,536 67.7K 1.1M
Cass @_casscore 1d upstairs neighbor discovered a new life hack which is that if he runs his water all over his floor he can flood my apartment 653 22.4K del 271K
robnoir @DocNoirII 16h ordered a hot chocolate in the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and instead of just reading my order back to me she said You want me to make you a hot chocolate? and all of a sudden i felt i was back in the womb 15 736 28.2K 293K
natasha:) @whoisnashiii - dd I have an alarm that requires you to do Math or else it won't stop ringing and I almost cried today 629 6,361 132K 2.2M
JREG @mc_swm. 19h Oh my god 192 J.J.> Vancouver, BC Today 8:04 PM Greg explain this card game all the children are playing now On the computer Bagalago or whatever 58 2,163 61.6K 964K
#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @Joshu... .21h ... Can't you draw it? Butch Hartman @Fairly... 22h I asked GROK to make me a superhero @grok 242 3,758 114K del 2M
miss moo @MissMooWiddit - 1d ... some people are just born to be skinny fat....he looks like you popped a koala's head onto a ken doll P4 Tungs Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz· 1d David Dobrik returns to social media with six-pack abs after nearly 3 years. 38 465 19.1K 474K

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