51 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 23, 2024

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51 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 23, 2024

It’s the holiday season, and as expected, families everywhere are firing up Home Alone on their Roku TVs. Many people know the Christmas classic inside and out, but there are still new tidbits about the film being revealed nearly 40 years after its release — like the fact that Chris Farley blew his shot to appear in the movie. Director Chris Columbus recently confirmed that the then-rising star auditioned for the role of Santa Claus, but showed up at 7 a.m. after an all-nighter. While Farley didn’t get the gig, Columbus did recall him being “the sweetest guy in the world,” aside from some of his catcalling. 

Elsewhere, Chevy Chase is proving that the spirit of the Grinch is alive and well. Jason Reitman joined Dana Carvey and David Spade on their Fly on the Wall podcast to talk all things Saturday Night. The SNL alum told Reitman that he captured the “crazy, chaotic spirit” of the show perfectly, but Chase apparently thought differently. Reitman revealed that after a screening of the film, Chase approached the director and remarked, “Well, you should be embarrassed,” with a pat on the shoulder. It’s a move that Spade called “an exact Chevy thing” to do. 

Meanwhile, it appears that David Zaslav isn’t the only Scrooge in Hollywood. Paramount+ is removing a new batch of Nickelodeon titles from its library, including ‘90s staple Doug, a Blue’s Clues spin-off and a pair of shows adapted from Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar. This isn’t the first time the streamer has cleaned house either. They made headlines last year following the abrupt disappearance of the Emmy-winning series Inside Amy Schumer. It begs the question: Is the future of television really streaming?

The timeline, of course, was as bountiful as ever this week. This week’s funniest tweets included those about the perfect plot for an Equalizer sequel, a great drag name and a fully-baked lifehack.

ironik. @Ironik0422.2 23h ... new hire just referred to everyone in the work gc as frens 270 4K 137K del 2.2M
chloe @yandhiisntreal. 1d this looks like it's for a box of the driest cereal you've ever had, even with milk Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios.2d Real heart. See #Mufasa: The Lion King, playing only in theaters! Real heart RACHEL SCREENRANT I LABONTE Disney MUFASA THE LION KING 81 2.8K 50K 860K
80 mikael @kokulogist - 1d WOW this convo must be really good This Post is from an account you blocked. View This Post is from an account you blocked. View This Post is from an account you blocked. View This Post is from an account you blocked. View This Post is from an account you blocked. View 62 58K 885K 6.5K
Zara @TransgirlPhotos 2d I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE 70 4.1K 91K 1.9M
cigarillo are @_clur_bear. 2d my mother is the CEO of inviting 25 people to our house on Christmas then bitching about having to host 25 people in our house 43 1.2K 64K 1.8M
LOLLY @thesIider. 1d ok this is giving dewey COX irix @queerbobdylan . 1d this looks so uncanny valley BOB DYLAN ORIGINA 23 339 9.2K 356K
ed @rithsattendant.1 1d don't have any plus it's the 26th but thanks for the tip Pragya @pragyamainali_ 2d use your architecture sheets to wrap presents 4 Toneladas LARGO & metros GO 8-metros adas LVL +0000 LVL +4500 FIRMARY RAMP PACKAGING AND SHIPPING FINISHED GOOD STORAGE ECEPTION Waite SHOWROOM dashline TRANSFERRING UNIT 39 2K ONAL SPACE 123K del 2.4M
TJ Lagway @tshoemaker2423 . 2 2d Vaccinations 0 could make that team unstoppable Carter Donnick @CDonnick1. 2d I'm putting together a team... SMITH JANUARY 78 O AMENDMENT 6 81 2 55 1.8K 88K 4.2M
Dee @Dedication_N.2d ... What I took Vs what my dad took 633 6.1K 182K 2.7M
Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_ 2d Family just asked if we would rather see Mufasa or Moana 2 FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 2d PLETE NOWN Now playing in theaters: bygirl BABYGIRL 121 A COMPLETE UNKNOWN FIRE INSIDE THE FIRE INSIDE... justcraft 945 38K 113 1.2M
hazel @wreckette . 1d ... sometimes you can tell a polycule is a competition to be the one who gets chosen when the Main One decides to go monogamous 136 2.9K 89K 2.3M
venus @girlyaoicocaine. 2d said happy holidays to an old woman and she said it's merry christmas actually when i was at work yesterday lywood GIF 180 1.2K 65K 970K
cage @bedpup 2d ... she/her is such a weird set of pronouns compared to others. He/him They/them She/HER???????? why isn't it like. She/sher 261 4.8K 112K 1.9M
47 @AB84. 2d AB ... Harrison Butker missing field goals while his wife is at home cooking for a party of 40 180 642 26K 1.6M
kenzi @kenzianidiot. 2d ... oh i just hate these dad watching a hallmark holiday movie 38 1K 34K 558K
daddy yonqui @heartshrink 2d Last night we let the Ableton Live Ableton IIIIIII 18 827 10K 247K
B$ @BrendanDaGawd.3d typa shi i been on lately 53 3.8K 36K 1.3M
@regice_kijinyan 2d ... 1.4K 913K 23M 90K
someone left the cake out in the rain @bjorksun... 2d ... this meme is lowkey Almodovarian YOUR MAN USED TO EAT MY ASS I KNOW, | WAS HOLDING THE CAMERA, REMEMBER? RIGHT, RIGHT. I FORGOT, SORRY. MY MEMORY'S NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE THE ACCIDENT IT'S OKAY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT TO THE WEDDING 89 5K 72K 1.4M
metaphor man @shitbiscuit . 2d Atheists in shambles BREAKING 911 Breaking911 @Breaking911 . 2d BREAKING: Santa Claus has departed from the North Pole 152 8.2K 200K 4.7M
royse @Roysenotes .2d ... This is so real Pierce fuck rolling stone!! eric curtin replied to Pierce fuck rolling stone!! Sisyphus ^ 66 11K 180K 2.1M
Chicago Urbanist @chi_urbanist.3 3d ... I gay person: i'm gay straight person: i'm straight bisexual person: i'm bisexual person who lives in schaumburg: i live in chicago 23 229 3.2K del 99K
Grinch Duchovny @Nick_Cerveza . 3d (seeing literally any bald person) wassup, Hot Ones 3 327 6.1K 147K
w @SenseiCarl_.2d Missed call from Iraq on Christmas Eve, I'm sure that's fine. +964 775 810 1420 Iraq 434 7.4K 317K 7.9M
Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy 1d What a sentence y! SPORTS Yahoo Sports ! @YahooSports. 1d Shaboozey will headline the Scripps National Spelling Bee halftime show 31 Aditi The Denver Post Denver, Colorado 32 1.7K 62K 2.3M
nolen @itseieio 1d ... for the past month i've been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes it hasn't worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time Fake Notification 2h ago 51 that was a fake notification! check your phone less. 103 2,077 59.6K 1.1M
furmerly A @furmerly 3d plenty of fish in the sea im literally captain ahab if i don't get this one specific one after years of hunting i will blow my brains out 196 14K 130K 2.2M
Hannigram on crack @CrackHannigram . 4d ... Bryan Fuller saw this movie and shipped them so badly that he went home and wrote Hannibal and cast them as leads, and history was made. cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic • 5d Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen 'King Arthur' (2004) 0:05 78 9K 106K 2M
Yoshi @YoshiTheFirst 3d Can't believe he's adapting a Simpsons episode Homer's Odyssey The Simpsons: Season 1, Episode 3 Overview Watch episode ... MAST ONE One Take @OneTakeNews. 3d Christopher Nolan's next movie is an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey. THE ODYSSEY HOMER In theatres on July 27, 2026. 79 10K 172K 3.4M
cocks rifle @ilovetopiss 3d ... Just saw a video of a girl sharing her life hack and the hack was that she orders baked potatoes from wendys 70 1K 40K 843K
skooks @skooookum . 4d 3 airport beers deep and theThe Chain by Fleetwood Mac comes on 23 2.6K 39K 709K
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 3d ... stewie griffin. so gay yet so smart. i hope my kid ends up like him. 15 1.6K 13K 293K
Chartered Financial Baddie @CFBaddie_.44 ... nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit more than generating shareholder value from my childhood bedroom 30 402 9.2K 323K
@Headgraphix.4 4d Big Joe 8 Nobody: White people at the grocery store: I need to be going to your house tonight GIF ALT 196 7.4K 87K 1.6M
Eade @eade_bengard.3d Therapist friend having a day 12:53 PM Can you turn off the roomba My schizophrenic client can hear it And thinks it's spirits Please Thank you! 12:53 PM SMS Thank You GIFs + Text message 46 3.2K 121K 1.9M
pavlo @LaughterHaver.4d r/Frasier_Sleepers Joined 2 online 5,239 members For those who love to fall asleep while watching the hit sitcom Frasier. See community info NEW POSTS u/Married_catlady 6d Too many episodes with Fire Alarms! Share 66 19 34 1.7K 35K 681K
Kambit @kamkenobi.4d James Gunn renewing his own show: V 32 THE The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle-4d 'CREATURE COMMANDOS' has been renewed for a Season 2 at Max. 91 1.6K 44K 1.3M
Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_ 3d English teacher group chats goin crazy rn DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.3d Christopher Nolan's next film is an adaption of 'THE ODYSSEY' Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong'o and Robert Pattinson THE ODYSSEY HOMER 163 16K 208K 5.7M
julia @sunnyreynoldss : 3d ... SHE'S GONNA TEACH HIM то READ Ilvo ICVC 132 87K 5.4M 5.1K
VyceVictus @VyceVictus.4d ... Equalizer 4 DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.4d Denzel Washington has been baptized and received his minister's license. Не is now Minister Denzel Washington. 141 11K 66K 2.1M
lilly @paigebeuckers.4d ... ОСОИИ i'm fucking crying TOM'S ALL THE SPORTS ALL THE TIME TOM! and USA TOM'S WATER BAR BREAKFAST DAILY BAM-TIAM + + End of 2024: Start of 2024: :single 14.9K :Single 14.9K :gambling addiction :gambling addiction ... :met Paige Bueckers ... 0 o 70 3.4K 120K 3M
Clara @clarabeepbeep 4d You're either really good at wrapping presents or you're really beautiful and funny. It's one or the other 543 21K 154K 5.1M
Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd . 3d visiting your parents' house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone 916 19K 322K 8.2M
Case @Cactuscali1991. 3d Ironically, the perfect drag name is Tucker Carlson. 60 2.3K 76K del 1M
wengel @wengelll. 4 4d a child raised on good taste you really cannot blame him for checking into the plaza hotel the way he did Joshua Rainer @JoshRainerGold. 5d Home Alone is such a cozy movie in large part because of the most incredible shade of green used heavily throughout that is both natural and mystical: Phthalo Green 4.3K 8 84K 1.8M
big fish @bigfish1of1.4 4d it's like seeing the gates of heaven BEER CHICKEN VAPED BEER CHICKEN VAPES RIGHT THE MONEY RIGHTS 399 MORE 399 99 194 12K 176K 4.5M
Daniel Howat @howatdk 16h I've never been more confident that a movie will absolutely not happen than this. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1 16h Robert Eggers will reportedly direct a new 'LABYRINTH' movie. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/labyrinth-ne...) 16 73 3K 95K
restless @aceofspades.4d Me and bro Our Fortnite skins 403 8.9K 153K 6.1M
tori @doritenholm.22h 4th Quarter Player @abby5to7 - 8/29/24 Just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 Years ago. Never be Relaxed ever. I'm coming 6 1.5K 27K 695K
Ash Crossan @AshCrossan 1d My mom wants us to watch Red One again because she doesn't think we got it 38 80 3.6K 90K
erika @DSBMandchill 3d yeah i hate the woke left.......i hate that i woke this morning and left my damn bed!! 13 12K 111K 1.7M

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