55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of December 2024

Accurate
55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of December 2024

Chestnuts are roasting on an open fire — and so is Aaron Rodgers.

The Green-Bay-Packer-turned-New-York-Jet was poised to have a big-time second season with the Jets after last year’s near-immediate season-ending injury. And he made headlines alright, just not the ones he wanted. 

The polarizing QB’s comeback year included a newly-released memoir and Netflix docuseries, both of which obviously hoped to capitalize on a Super Bowl run. Instead, Rodgers over-promised and underdelivered, leading the Jets to a disappointing losing season and extending their playoff drought to 14 years — which isn’t only the longest such run of futility in the league, but is now older than the Nintendo 3DS. In fact, one Twitter user described the Rodgers doc as “the inspiring story of the guy who bounced back from a devastating injury to do a worse job than the novice QB he was replacing.” 

In short, he’s no Rudy

Rodgers, however, wasn’t the only famous athlete getting sacked this month. Other digital burn victims included the mascots who were there for January 6th, a kicker who belongs in the kitchen and another former GOAT.

okay Kelly @kmdoublev 2d idk who Amy is but best of luck to her 3rd grade class on their project Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar 3d My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President's desk to be signed into law! 39 1.3K 30K 835K
New town every hour @TownsUsa.1d These guys were both at Jan 6 @JayCuda 1d Jay Cuda vikings and patriots hat swap 133 9.8K 215K 7.2M
Packers Lyss @notlyssa 4d Tell him to get back in the kitchen JPAFootball JPA @jasrifootball.4d Harrison Butker misses from 29 CBS NFL 29-YD ATTEMPT KC 14 CLE o 2ND 0:22 40 4TH & 1 : 12-1 3-10 1.2K 6.2K 113K 4.9M
Will @SilentDawnLB.4d SLAST DOG Me whenever there's a scene in Wicked that features the sun shining through a window 9 528 18K 304K
@CELE6RITY.2d ... instagram notes were already annoying now they on there playing family feud. 498 16K 71K 1.7M
celine dionysus stream FISHER THING 3d looks like a severed toe Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015-3d It's supposed to be the baby Jesus, but looks more like Charlie Brown 266 10K 264K 4.5M
ron mexico @troop_hater. 3d I used to get ads on here for like Bank of America Ohio @BrainrotOhio Ad .... MOGA hats are LIVE! makeohiogoonagain.com MAKE OHIO GOON AGAIN MOGA From makeohiogoonagain.com 6 24 del 22K 134 93K 1.9M 4.4K
Sam Haft @SamHaft.5 5d JK Rowling writing an Italian character name Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin 5 5d you gotta be kidding me x.com/EricRSammons/s... Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem Met 30 3.5K 76K 1.6M
Menzi @MrMenziN.4 4d ... Local man has a mountain of dishes in the sink @mithkii. 5 5d Some days just require a wife bro 220 12K 163K 4.7M
iHateCligg @C2thaL2thaIGG-20h Nobody: Me, yelling JAYDEN IS TRASH!!!! Every Woman with a mixed kid: KOLESTLE no CART = - GINO BILLS TRABANO ZUTE are 30 SLAM ISSAN 202 6K 109K 2.2M
Bryan @btcjanai 5d Oh so you live under the rock too riahh @riahhtherealist • 5d Y'all omg- I just realized that patrick living under a rock is a reference for him being slow asf 244 16K 251K 6.8M
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman 23h Kim Kardashian is eminently qualified, because she's currently in her 7th year of law school while many of us stop at 3. TMZ TMZ @TMZ. 1d Suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO killer #LuigiMangione already has a lawyer, but some of #KimKardashian's fans want him replaced by the reality star and aspiring legal eagle. TMZ KIM KARDASHIAN FANS ENCOURAGE HER TO REPRESENT LUIGI MANGIONE 29 222 6K 290K
FRONTDOE @yagirlcharaa . 1d Don't invite me over if you got hellaaa obituaries on that dresser, get me out this haunted house!!!! 285 2.1K 10K 442K
xjdr @_xjdr . 2d ... She's not even the best CEO in her family TIME TIME @TIME.3d Lisa Su is TIME's CEO of the Year ti.me/3Da5lvB DEC. 30. 2024 TIME CEO OF THE YEAR AMD leader Lisa Su time.com 408 119 13K 972K
wwww @FindingCalmIn . dd ... Benny Blanco asking Selena for money so he can buy her a ring Listivando - 65 2.1K 65K 967K
lydia @espressobaddie - 2 21h ... i think it's really funny when trans women shorter than 5'5 are like hrt doesn't work on me ((: bc it's like girl, testosterone didn't work on u either 55 276 9.5K del 175K
40k EerieDawgs @216SuperBrowns 2d These pics don't hit the same now that Bron is the Goat. Borgico Just a guy with a smoking habit tbh. no context jpg @nocontextjpg g . 2d BULLS 22 NBA 395 2.3K 42K 2.5M
Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr.- 1d ... Awful Announcing A @awfulannouncing. dd Aaron Rodgers says he hates how people go on ESPN these days and try to make things all about them. bit.ly/3Bjmckt 35 2.9K 46K 2.1M
DECKI @bydecki. 2d ... @fustleshuffle.2d 5'7 the new 6'2 9 973 13K 436K
Matthew Piper Jenks @MattPiperJenks 2d Did McConnell just suit back up? Embiid would be out 3 years Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri - 2d Leader McConnell's injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite) x.com/farnoushamiri/... 108 1.6K 42K 3.7M
peej @b4b3ss 3d twinks when they turn 25 Pop Base @PopBase.3d Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at '28 Years Later.' 114 2.1K 50K 1.4M
Ron @ronthacreator - 3d ... I brought my lunch today in a Walmart bag, why my manager gonna come up to me and whisper We gonna get you a lunch bag for Christmas bQ 525 7.6K 137K del 2.1M
F#A# :, fka @coopercooperco . 20h Imagine being one of Chris Nolan's sons and watching Interstellar and just going Oh. Okay. 23 375 18K 485K
niles YAP @NILES100 . 2d white ppl talk about growing up with ADHD like they went through jim crow 122 3.9K 47K 1.6M
gal kilmer @beepupkin 2d ... you couldn't pay me to unmute this KMeeks @KMeeksFilm 3d VARIETY cc x 0:21 SUBSCRIBE 58 1.4K 36K 1.2M
Sam Morril @sammorril. 2d SAM TORRIL The inspiring story of the guy who bounced back from a YOU MACHANGER William مع devastating injury to do a worse job than the novice QB he was replacing N Netflix @netflix 2d Aaron Rodgers: Enigma premieres December 17. Follow the NFL quarterback's rebound from his achilles injury, and get an inside look at the defining and controversial moments of his life and career. AARON RODGERS: ENIGMA N 180 45K 2.2K del 2.4M
b3n in black @aliencovenant.23h ... sometimes i do genuinely question if i'm living in the same reality as some people POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 1d Ryan Reynolds snubbed for his 'Deadpool & Wolverine' performance at Golden Globes. 47 1.5K 47K 926K
Charles J. Moore @charles270 - 1d ... I know Jonathan Majors angrily balled up his extra extra read all about it! hat when he saw this. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 2d New look at Michael В. Jordan and Michael В. Jordan in Ryan Coogler's vampire thriller 'SINNERS' In theaters on March 7, 2025. 1918U.S, 234 4.9K 48K 1.9M
jynx @jynxbby. 1d ... when you adore him but that forehead joke felt way too personal 180 12K 153K 3.7M
Five Star Woman @bonyamericangrl. 1d ... Does Matthew McConaughey remember he's an actor DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd Timothée Chalamet has reunited with Matthew McConaughey: my movie dad Cooper R.O.S.E 34 602 29K 1M
b. @COMMEdesARCHIVE.4d ... ASMR zipping up Issey Miyake MEN 1996 Parachute Cargo Bomber 21K views 5y ago ...more Vien Nguyen 10.2K Subscribe 1.4K Share Remix $ Thanks X Replies thisguy41 1487 4 years ago t My wife just walked in, saw me watching this, and asked why I can't just watch porn like normal men. 120 1.2K 332K 23 13K
Roxy @RoxyTall. 5d that's him on his first day of standing lessons festive goblin @slipperygoblin . 5d he looks like his mum just told him no B 505 PWR 35 55 3.9K 90K
Richard @RichardOcelot.3d It's bananas how Rachel Zegler became the #1 hate target for the new Snow White film, when Gal Gadot straight-up couldn't act wet in a cyclone. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 3d The new trailer for 'SNOW WHITE' has been released. In theaters on March 21. x 229 94K 5.9K 2.5M
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer 12h ... imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada 200 988 20K 796K
Ted @Tedoffthegrid1 1d ... My 8 year old is getting his hair cut and he looks at the hairstylist and says if I was president I would ban haircuts. And she said that would put me out of a job and he said embarrassingly fast womp womp in the most monotone voice. 2 136 5,729 del 60.9K
paperboy @laylalikesmusic . 5d i hope you have a great first day of 7th grade ٨ 1 Eve @eveyn717299.5 5d The best Game, Album, Show and Movie of the decade so far ELDEN RING A SERIES ARCANE LEAGUE-LEGENDS ADVISORY SPIDER-MAN EXPLICA CONTEN LACROSS THE SPIDER.VERSE 482 4.2K 117K 3.5M
Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy 3d ... They look like a couple that is going to be on the new season of storage wars 833 112K 3.5K 4.8M
Q @Que_Hill 5 dd Make it your last niy niy @niysoprettyy - 6d My first time making banana pudding 1.6K 16K 275K 11M
BIG BAD CHUCK! 12/20 @yawningemoji . 1d ... i'm scared of you TheMoreEstates. @MoreEdterprise . dd Praying 4 Love Still. Top Artists By Month January February March Rod Wave Rod Wave Rod Wave April June May Rod Wave Rod Wave Rod Wave July August September Rod Wave Rod Wave Rod Wave 115 4K 36K 1.2M
alya @alyaserpentis - 1 19h 'so yeasty' brother in christ you bought eu de papa john fragrantica warriors م و meat ball @sw33twhisk3y . dd I am literally gonna throw up it was so gross and i was so excited too. So yeasty!!!! I liked most of it but the yeasty tomato is just so overpowering and unpleasant: (sadness S Basil Pizza ice Black Currant Iris 504 4.6K 3 100K
SITA @raspberhrriies 1d ... i think spotify wrapped just called me a slur Pink Pilates - Princess 255 8.1K 91K del 1.4M
masseduction @m8ss3ductiOn 1d this is how every piece of twitter discourse looks to me Mary-Anne Sadé @maryannesadee-8h ... weird take del 437 1 15 keeping up W minaj @kuwminajji8h ... and who are you? dil 420 1 Mary-Anne Sadé @maryannesadee - 8h ... mary-anne del 142 1 1 287 4.7K . 57K
Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles 2d ... Imao at this restaurant review May God punish you for how you treated me. Read less Value Service Atmospher Food e 41 5K 71K 1.1M
Advit @advitwake. 1d what did Saoirse Ronan do to deserve this V @Variety. 1d Variety #ActorsOnActors Season 21 VARIETY Actors ON Actors December 9 December 10 December 11 December 12 Andrew Ariana Saoirse Angelina Garfield Grande Ronan Jolie & & & & Paul Selena Ryan Cynthia Reynolds Mescal Gomez Erivo December 13 December 14 December 15 December 16 Nicole Drew Kate Daniel Kidman Starkey Winslet Craig & Zendaya Harris Zoe Josh Dickinson Saldaña O'Connor December 17 December 18 December 19 December 20 Mikey Colman Adrien Amy Madison Domingo Adams Brody & & & & Pamela Kieran Demi Tilda Anderson Culkin
@hooliastar.2d 188. (يري*) ... every article I see involving Sabrina Carpenter and Barry keoghan looks like this to me 354 18K 344K 5.9M
kenzie @pk_kenzie.1 1d imagine having autism and then having a body language expert make a video on you 212 5.8K 134K 1.8M
rebecca @abcdrih. 1d I need whatever happened in september to happen to you forever. 45 @hoodispida.2d One month to go 2024 shower count January: 18 February: 6 March: 3 April: 27 May: 9 June: 5 July: o August: 14 September: 30 October: 7 November: 1 December: 359 16K 6M 277K
bert @airpippens . . 1d the people you went to high school with are putting up legendary numbers for Noah Kahan and Zach Bryan 78 3.5K 51K del 1.2M
New gal @Kuntress_ 23h drew janda ... @drewjanda The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters 1:10 PM Dec 11, 2023 11.9M Views @PopBase.2 23h Pop Base South Korea President Yoon announces he's lifting martial law. 7 5.3K 69K 1.4M
Alex Shephard @alex_shephard . 1h the only three things a man can do in 2024 Los Angeles Times 4m ago Now pardoned, Hunter Biden looks at future: Writing? Podcasting? 'Healing,' says friend 11 154 1.5K 59K
Brandon Davis @BrandonDavisBD. 2d Saw a guy who had no chance anyway fall to his knees in Target PEASE Phase Hero @PhaseHero 2d HERO Kate Bishop actress Hailee Steinfeld has announced her engagement to Bills QB Josh Allen! 193 1.6K 61K 3.3M
Ron Hog Cranker @WelfareWarrior2 . 1d Matthew McConaughey on the sideline for every big Texas game 11 1.1K 36K 873K
Sian Hewitt @Sian_Hewitt89.20h I'm probably really late to this.... But have they all put each other's coats on by accident? TOTA INFOR 1 DOWN PSI 610 3.2K 58K 1.6M
brandon* @brndxix 17h the ravens to justin tucker after this game 58 939 12K 559K
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 15h We are getting closer to my dream of an autonomously created slop shop - an establishment conceived and designed with zero human involvement brynn @kinematografi . 21h still can't get over this shuttered weed/vape store that generated a Al slop logo in midjourney and then just bought a lightbox sign of it THE BOUTIQ BOUTIQ® NY 2 NYC NY 2 NYC NYC NYC REIW YOK TURE REIW YOK TURE 14 258 5.1K 194K

Tags:

Scroll down for the next article
Forgot Password?