60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of December 2024

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60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of December 2024

As December comes to an end, many are reflecting on what the last 12 months brought them. But others are going even bigger and thinking about all the things that have led them to this very moment in life. For instance, Ricky Gervais took some time to remember “one of the best days” of his career. The comedian, who is used to hurling insults, fondly recalled the time he was called a “funny little fat man” by the legendary David Bowie during a 2006 episode of Extras

Mike Myers also took a walk down memory lane, and he’s very glad that he didn’t trust his initial instinct about Shrek. Earlier this month, he told Vulture that his biggest reservation about the project was the name Shrek itself, which Myers said was “the worst fucking title” he’d ever heard. He described it as the “sound you make after drinking too many Molson Canadians.” But millions of dollars later, with a new sequel in progress, it’s clear that the name goes down smoothly after all.

Meanwhile, the gang over at Sesame Street is going to be spending the next year looking for a new home. Episodes of the children’s classic will be available to stream on Max through 2027, but Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav is kicking those precious muppets to the curb by opting out of a contract renewal for new installments. Per a Max spokesperson, the decision came down to prioritizing “stories for adults and families.” 

December also had some great tweets to look back on. The funniest included those about a crazy domino effect, one famous movie’s casting process and cheese for ladies.

seth @gatorsafterdark-1d ... Went outside to smoke and they' 're having a meeting with me... Bo smart Be safe. Re - some Flor tracle 57 1.5K 27K 283K
Caroline Darney @cwdarney 1d Me, watching Hallmark movies on my sofa ESPN NCAA FBS We Wake 13 NC State 42 FINAL SEC NETWORK 12 851 15K 722K
Lisa Snowden @LisaESnowden : 23h They are trying to defund both of Grover's jobs Grover @Grover 1d Do not worry friends! I am on the job to make sure your holiday packages get to you in time. 32 6.8K 68K 951K
David Hering @hering_david 3d ... I feel strongly that we shouldn't see his body. Feels like a violation RECYCLE ME** NEW PAPER TUBE® RECYCLE ME** RECYCLE ME** NEW PAPER TUBE NEW PAPER TUB PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM SOUR CREAM & ONION & ONION & ONION SPG 300 655 kJ 357 kcal 655 kJ 4d 8% 157kcal 8%* 12 100g 2182 OF a as 100g .50 NEW 180 5.1K 134K 1.7M
greg @greg16676935420.23h ... It's time. Jake Paul @jakepaul 1d Big announcement in January. Boxing. 797 9.4K 263K 7.2M
joseph @highslip 3d You can always tell when a man's mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit 316 14.5K 181K del 4.3M
krill @anthraxp1mp . 1d ... Is Applebees allowed to detain you until police arrive or are they lying 560 6.4K 138K 4M
DJ jawdin jetson @DJJordanJetson 2d Door locked and lights dimmed for this one Timmy&Jimmy @mickeywon234.2d Chicken Alfredo garlic bread and wings 247 17K 212K 7.9M
effy @lesbianhowerton - dd ... i saw the charlie kelly section at the thrift yesterday Army Tops BRUIN $199 M M 30 20K 710 258K
Case @Cactuscali1991. 18h ... Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real. 10 6.1K 41K 512K
Zach Edey Fans United Kingdom @emi_f1sher. 18h ... the guy who wrote jurassic park was 6'9... man was playing with the wrong raptors Google E michael crichton height i... All Images Videos News Web Books S Michael Crichton > Height 6' 9 Image: Leonardo Cendamo Getty Images 73 2.5K 44K 923K
ВООР @Bootyfuluni - 1 1d DO You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, wow, I better write my will. 25 256 2.4K 53K
Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred - 1d ... All pants are tear away pants if you're strong enough. 11 173 1K 27K
alex @turntineforwhat - 1d ... every low pony comes at a price 144.3K X Likes 144.3K Comments 501 Shiloh you look like anthony ramos 10-15 Reply 160 29 2.7K 47K
Wreath Nagy @nagy_minaj 15h POLITICO P Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas Folks, I hate asking for money. 2 461 8.1K 136K
tay @hairball1952.22h ... everything i need is here ADULT NOVELTIES BJORK ALBUM'S MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH AIRSOFT GUNS 10 496 5.1K 99K
Sam Franzini @samfz7.22h Okayyy I'm in New York!! I can't wait to go to The Bodega since everyone talks about how good it is... does anyone have the address?? 40 608 20K 396K
Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 23h ... No wonder Pelosi fainted and broke her hip unusual_whales @unusual_whales . 1 1d BREAKING: Biden calls for a ban on congressional stock trading by politicians. 89 5.1K 68K 2.1M
Brooklyn @bklynb4by 5h the ancient curse he's about to inherit... Pop Base @PopBase. 6h MrBeast has rented out the three pyramids of Giza for 100 hours for a YouTube video. 35 1K 38K 619K
Jack @GayLaVie.2 23h Kristen Chenoweth will now travel to Washington where she will be asked to decide if the EPA was unconstitutional in imposing emissions standards on an Ohio factory. & Juliet Broadway @AndJulietBway. dd Justice served. 1:21 210 5 5.1K 181K
CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r. 4h BAUER Congrats on your engagement, I'm doing molly in a studio apartment with my friends and then going to the Olive garden this weekend 6 235 2.8K 99K
pamela @tisthepamseason • 20h locking up the pimple patches is diabolical. i'm supposed to go up to an employee and tell them i need PIMPLE PATCHES - STRIDEX STRIDEX - ORIGI If 9813 LS .. 4 44 4 A4 to alipin snob ZEMO qualities г 80 - Hero. Hero Hero. Here Hero Mere - Here 00 MIGHTY MIG HTY MIGHTY MIGHTY Y MIGHTY IGHTY MIGHTY PATCH PATCH PATCH PATCH PATCH MIGHTY PATCH TTH OATCH Harry Here Were } - a 77 24 - 77 24 12° Do 12 10° 21s 2 Hero Here Hero Harp Hero Hero RES RESCUE BAU BALM
The Wizard @YeWiseWizard - dd I guess she better talk tuah lawyer! GIF Dean Bulla @deanbulla 4d Haliey Welch is literally going to jail. 849 30.7K 419K 8.8M
@niadevonnie. 6d ... this rlly how it be walking out the theater @ 1am. No workers in sight. they basically leave you to lock up the place Jordan @itsjordanapps 12/5/24 saw a movie at 10 p.m. last night 217 20K 306K 6.5M
nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER.15h harrison ford is like denzel washington for white people 38 299 3.2K 79K
Tom Badgerlock @NBABabySecret· 1d Me when the heinous mole pops out of his hole at the arcade SEPTEMBER 23,30 2024 IVSA NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE 6 312 6.3K 101K
Michael Nania @Michael_Nania 5d My current #1 candidate for the #Jets GM job - - - CAMERAT GATA - - 20 es RISKEY a - - - - - - - - OIPL NKVOL ESPT I FAN VOTE-SMU 64% -2.5) 8 TOTAL:55.5 8 ET abc 32 561 26K 715K
Meesh Hell @waziot 1d ... Time to watch some cinema as it was intended 8's DI FEDERICO FELLINI 111 1.6K 30K 682K
AMBRR @ambrr_wav . 2d ... I've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. Idek what it means but I've had enough 596 26.8K 388K 6.6M
Jake Flores @feraljokes 20h ... This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404.1d Al Pacino in Heat, 1995 107 6.5K 114K 2.4M
emma @do_not_test_me- 13h wow. finally. cheese for Her GIII tional picy Cleaner Keep it vegan ... kimchi HIRY FREE ner Fermented spicy Kimchi $1250 21 IS - - Keep 6 Cleaner Fremented AND THIS Vegetable Vegan Kinds CHEER 400grom *1.13 per 300g SPECIAL Vegan Granded $ 650 200g DOWN 111/08/11 DOWN TC WAS 25.50 SAVE 9 Sheese Viegan Grated $ Cheese 200g 200gram 630 MBC WAS? NOV 2024 ........... Cheer Plant Based 33.50 per kg 445 5488 ST Sheedded Cheese 200g 2012 200gram - 191.50 per ing SHEESE 8025 NEWLOOK SAME GREAT FACTO and 24 Free SHEESE SLICES NEW LOOK SAME GREAT TASTE 22 C
@CorpFinScum . 1d Buyside Scum The masculine urge to launder money here Pepijn Leonard Demortier @PepijnDemort... 1d 80's Switzerland is peak 169 12K 186K 4.6M
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti - 1d ... the customer is always right not during my shift 94 17K 132K 2.4M
MULA @realbbymula. 22h when he ask me where i wanna eat and i don't know 4 146 18K 86K 2.7M
Jamie @spacej_me 1d ... Does anyone wanna watch every Alien movie W me so | can go that's the alien every time the alien shows up 75 1.1K 9.5K du 178K
abrish @cxrnerrstone. 1d Do U have any enemies? the passage YEA of time 28 16K 88K 1.3M
mobius' variant (inej) agatha spoilers 22h thats how they were casting the actors for wicked @grayintheback-5 5d jolly grey! from my 2021 lgbtq discord server What is your sexuality What is your sexuality Discord name and tag Sexuality Straight=please leave :] LGBTQ+=YES STAY YOUR WELCOME HERE <3 Submit Clenrform 2 273 3.4K 52K
eve @farrckh . 21h ... ??????? VARIETY Subscribe Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination. 45 827 21K 358K
comfy @ihatethiskid 20h Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch 44 2.5K 32K 512K
jenny @ayojenniii . 1d me core 5:27 < 3 iMessage Today 5:26 PM I heard you were talking shit abt me? do you wanna hear it again or did you get everything? Delivered 494 34K 272K 7.7M
Michael Cook @MichaelCookFilm . 5d There is a direct line between J Robert Oppenheimer and this images existence Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju . 5d EMOTE TAKE THE L Savor the W. Introduced in Season 3. This item is usable in: Fortnite Festival Battle Royale 11K 173K 140 4.9M
Lor Miss @blasianmami_ . 5d Im drunk. That was ridiculous Imfaoo Lor Miss @blasianmami_ . 5 5d Just tipped 75% on our bill. Call me Big Mama 357 6K 177K 5.8M
Demi @demifordc.22h I just need a day between everyday...to recover from the day before... just so I can prepare for the day coming 39 11.8K 42.2K del 774K
'@sixinchbeys 16h who's the ceo? Pop Base @PopBase. 16h Chipotle announces they are raising prices by 2% due to inflation. CHIPOTLE MEXICAN GRILL 222 4.1K 45K del 1.3M
Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight . 7h They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9 8 510 7.9K 138K
katie )) @kat1enotfound 18h one of my employees put in a time off request for january 6 34 10 36K 3K
HollywoodChris™ @Talk_2_Em_Chris + 17h ... That line faint as hell. Girl that ain't nothin but a lil gas you'll be aight the milf. @diosa_vii. 21h Ok fun's over... pregnant not pregnant 710 4K 92K 4.3M
isabel @tschairman. 1d ... stop asking dumb questions Was this video worth your time? Yes 8 1.6K 356K 44K
charlie @chunkbardey 14h ... u don't own a hat. ur a steward of it 4 77 1.3K 39K
ntrya @yorukxsser 1d ... nvm we are so back Yesterday sup u look mentally ill I think I wanna take care of u I have cats btw 23:48 Accept Block or report nxya @yorukxsser 2d i think my husband might not be on this app guys 16K 54 1.4K 593K
altera lynn @whitetailani-1d child left behind TIME SENSITIVE 15m ago Child left behind This item is no longer detected near you. It was last seen near University of Wisconsin - Platteville. 78 1K 32K 346K
@bklynb4by 1d Brooklyn ... walk a mile in these louboutins C lam 19 654 6.1K 169K
Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn2 23h ... I've always said this The massage reduces pain of 3 2210 Disc Herniation Pain ISAGE BARBER Uges Depa Lumbar Pain YOUR 5.44 EN Gervical Pain 2011032 blog С Hair is like 1993 6109119V Verte sex 200ml Lum azolybnoq2 or is good, 2120010] 100% or. no thanks! 13 418 8.3K 176K
mark! @markseasy 16h ... a gym bro stopped me to tell me he liked my hat and the message behind it the hat: useless and gay 631 32 11K 294K
@filmfae 1d cant believe they're making me work at the job i agreed to have today 38 12K 139K 2.1M
Danny @SMOOCHONTHELIPS. 1d As a man you should be able to find a link to stream any movie or tv show in under 2 minutes 28 1K 9.2K 208K
cee @lovesickangel.20h babe why is the girl who only follows 90 people and has 6000 followers following you........... 530 4.7K 111K 4.9M
Randy @randy_vision 19h ... Charging my doorbell with my couch ring 983 36K 152 839K
C. @cstsher 1d why does this picture kinda look like Joni Mitchell is going on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Joni Mitchell @jonimitchell. 1d A smile and style that never fade Joni at the Hotel Bel-Air on November 30, 1996, captured by Ken Hively. 9 349 426K 13K
laila @falconsnat.23h if only there was an app we could discuss this on Culture Crave @CultureCrave. 1d Jeremy Renner says the first #Avengers movie is the only one he's ever finished watching Has never seen 'Age of Ultron' or 'Infinity War' Watched only half of 'Endgame' (via @THR) 100 4K 97K 2.3M

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