31 Dumb Ideas That Actually Worked Out

‘Why not take a chance?’
31 Dumb Ideas That Actually Worked Out

Technically speaking, a dumb idea is only dumb if it doesn’t work. Nearly every idea seems stupid to begin with, but when it breaks through into successful territory, it becomes “genius,” or “an unlikely solution.”

One Redditor unwittingly segued from lackluster student to scholar in one swift move. He was a college freshman, and got so caught up in the freedom of being young that he academically whiffed it. When his strict dad asked to see his grades, he panicked and unleashed the only tool in his arsenal — the “inspect command” function, which he used to change all of his shitty grades to good ones. He showed the results to his dad, who was so impressed that he printed out the grades and took them to their car insurance company for a “good student discount.” 

Ultimately, he committed a little bit of fraud, but college students have done far worse things. 

Other Redditors have recounted the times they had a stroke of genius, including a fake marriage plot, accidental insider trading and the most obscure directions of all time.

spyder20101 5y ago I once couldn't get a grease stain out of my favourite shirts, so i figured, if i cant beat em, join em. So i soaked the whole shirt in grease thus staining the entirety of it, and no one was ever the wiser. Also, its immune to grease stains now, since it itself, is a stain. Looks nice, just slightly darker. 20 ...
Fran4544 5y ago e In my country we have returnable coke bottles, when you take them to the store they give you half the price for a new coke. So I came in the store grabbed an empty bootle from inside the store and gave it back to them and got a coke for 50% off. 16 ...
 e 5y ago I once told a patient who was non-compliant and attacking staff that Mr. Rogers would be disappointed in how he was acting. Не was horrified and demanded I do no such thing, and participated in all following treatments. Не later cleared up mentally and was discharged in the following days. Never underestimate the power of Mr. Rogers. 249 ...
madhaunter 5y ago . A Friend of mine was drunk and far from his home so he got an idea, he ordered a pizza delivery for where he was standing, and asked the delivery man to take him to the pizzeria which was not far from his home. The pizza guy found that so funny he actually drove my friend home. 91 ...
komandantmirko 5y ago had one of those jackets that are black on the outside and had like a plaid lining inside doing some dumb teenager shit like underaged drinking, cops were chasing me. ran into bar, pulled my jacket inside out, took off my hat. they couldn't find me anymore. and people say the gta car re-color is stupid and the cops would find you. 65 ...
Squishy_Pixelz с 5y ago . Edited 5y ago Using Pokemon Go to get home after getting on the wrong bus and ending up in a random town EDIT: For those asking about GPS, it wasn't working and I don't know why. I was in a bus so I didn't have any other form of GPS. I didn't ask for help because I'm scared of people + 2.4K ...
daivos 5y ago Was really poor when my future wife and I exited college. Went on a cruise with friends and didn't have a lot of money to spend. Cruise wouldn't allow you to bring alcohol on board and we weren't willing to pay for drinks due to budget. Purchased a liter- sized sealed bottle of water and some cheap rum, drilled a hole in the bottom to drain the water and funnel in the rum, then super-glued the bottom again. Water was caught by ship security scanner but guards said 'it's just water' and let us through. We had
Cactusjuicesupplier 5y ago After school engineering program: we were suppose make tiny boats from aluminum foil and whichever team's boat could carry the heaviest weight without sinking would win. My team's boat was tied for 1st place and I happen to be snacking on a mini pretzels. As a joke I decided to add a piece of pretzel to our boat, the other team add two pieces and their boat sunk. We won. 308 ...
bugsontheside 5y ago In my early 20s I decided to skip classes and hop on the train from San Diego to Los Angeles to visit friends. I had no money and no ticket. The train car was empty. When the guy came by to check my ticket, I put on an English accent (better than most but no where near authentic), and explained that my passport and money were lost and I had to get to the British consulate for assistance. Не was so charmed by my fake story that he let me sit with the conductor, honk at intersections
Justaguy397 . 5y ago e My friend always shows up late to everything and i got pretty sick of it so from now on i told him the time to be here by but it was 2 hours earlier lol he always shows up early now. but i think he is catching on lol 244 ...
Mr_Vorland 5y ago A storm broke a limb on a tree hanging over my house in my back yard, but it was still hanging on by a few splinters. I didn't want it to fall, and it wasn't in a place where I could use my ladder to get to it. So I found some rope, tied a brick to it, threw the brick and rope over the limb, made a crude rope swing, and swung and pulled at the branch until it finished breaking. It wasn't until I was using the chainsaw to cut it up that I realized
 5y ago . Edited 5y ago A friend and I once snuck 15 people into a Warped Tour by giving them some bracelets from a party supply store and clipboards full of paper. Walked up to the side gate and said we were with Rock The Vote. The security guard waved us right in.
Citrous_Oyster 5y ago I was pulled over for speeding by a state trooper with a car full of friends in college. I didn't have time to explain to them what I was about to do, and to just go with it. Officer is walking with that swagger walk they do when they do they're gonna write a ticket and he comes up to the window and I'm having a full on asthma attack wheezing and rocking back and forth saying my inhaler ran out, trying to get to a Walgreens for a new one the guy was like oh shit!
luckyhenry o 5y ago e When I was young and broke I bought a sofa from a used furniture store. I had no way to take the sofa home. I went to a used car lot a couple of blocks away and took a truck for a test drive... 5.6K ...
 10mo ago As a welder, an old welder told me if your eyes get flash burned to put raw potato slices on your eyes and it will stop the pain. It works, but don't ask me why. + 2K ...
boyvsfood2 5y ago One time I sent a letter to a local address by putting the return address as the address I wanted it to go to, not putting postage, and dropping it off in a public mailbox. Went to them return to sender due to insufficient postage. + 10K ...
UndeadBBQ 5y ago I'm stuck on a cliff, but if I jump at a really sharp angle at that gravel field, I could just slide down there and be fine, just like in TV! Every time I think about this I am amazed I'm not either flattened by a rock, or impact against something. Childhood really is just the turorial level sometimes. 6.8K ...
scarecrow937 10mo ago I worked for a courier company and this happened to my boss. Не was on a long delivery out in the country. We're from Virginia, but he's currently in Kentucky. We're pretty country ourselves, but not like this. This is pre-smartphone era, so he stops to talk to a local for directions. Guy said Go as far as you can see, twice, and there's your turn. My boss stared with bewilderment at the level of Deliverance that just came out of this guy's mouth. But... he fixed his eyes on a spot as far as he could
PeppermintBiscuit 10mo ago I had a headache at work (years ago, at a previous job). I almost never get headaches, so it was pissing me off because I couldn't ignore it. My coworker: I can get rid of it. Come here, I'll squeeze your head. Me: ... What. I'll squeeze your head. And sure enough, he grabbed my head and squeezed the sides so hard I thought he was going to fracture my skull. Then he squeezed from front and back. Him: Better? That headache was GONE and never came back. Now I go around curing my coworkers' headaches. Everyone
bjb13 10mo ago I officiate golf tournaments. This involves long hours of sitting in a golf cart. Then when I had to get out I'd be very stiff. A friend told me to put a towel down and sit on it and I wouldn't be as stiff. How could that work, I'm just sitting there not moving, not even driving the cart around. Well it does work. I'd get out and I wouldn't be stiff. + 3.1K ...
phillillillip 5y ago Far from the dumbest working idea in the thread, but I once got an extra day to work on a video project in high school by coming to class with a video that was just a quarter second of blackness, eagerly volunteering to go first, then acting confused and scared when the file didn't work. The teacher took pity on me and told me to just bring it the following day, and I got to finish it that evening and still got full credit as if I did it on time. + 17K ...
holyshitatalkingdog 5y ago . Edited 5y ago Back in the flip phone days, I had dropped mine and the screen stopped working. I could make and receive calls, but the screen was just completely blank. I put up with it for a couple of weeks because I couldn't afford a new phone, but one day I had the thought of Well, if dropping the phone made the connection loose, maybe the same thing can fix it and threw my phone at the ground. I picked it back up and the screen was working.
linguinenoodles в 5y ago o Not my idea but my mom's. I dropped one of my earrings and couldn't find it so she threw my other earring kn the floor and it happened to land next to the first one. + 17K ...
Catmom213 5y ago In college I was taking a class that required me to purchase an online textbook and workbook that was registered under your name, basically ensuring that each student would have to buy a new online copy each semester instead of buying used textbooks. I had a friend who took this class a semester before me so we came up with the idea to message customer service and explain that I had recently gotten married (so my last name had changed) and I legally changed my first name from  to  and
DanHam117 5y ago e Edited 5y ago In college my buddy and I took an investing class and for one of the projects we had a month to invest fake dollars into the stock market and see which team would have the most money after a month. It was spring semester so we put all of our fake money into Heinz, thinking there would be a spike in ketchup and mustard sales as the weather got warmer. The next day, Berkshire Hathaway purchased the entire Heinz company and the professor accused us of insider trading. We had no idea what
kayification 5y ago I forgot to bring a resume to a job interview, but I had an index card in my bag. I cut the index card in half and wrote my name, my contact info, and creative problem solver in my best handwriting, and gave a copy of my business card to both the interviewers. I got the job. + 7.9K ...
KatWayward 5y ago Edited 5y ago Real estate told me I had to have the carpets professionally cleaned (wasn't in the contract) or I'd lose my $800 bond. I did some research and found out I could become an accredited carpet cleaner as there are no official licencing boards in my state. So, I did what any sane person would do. I paid the $85, did the online course and got my certificate. Registered a business name, ABN etc etc. (all free) Handed the property management a copy of my accreditation and an invoice for services. I became a professional
DreamRader 5y ago Edited 5y ago In my freshman year of college, my grades were really not great. And my parents were really strict about getting good grades. When my dad asked to see my grades, I panicked and did the inspect command on the computer where you can change type faces on the screen to read different words and letters. I changed all of my shitty grades to good grades. My dad was so happy that I did good my first year of school. Не asked me to print my results. I did, and turns out he had to
 5y ago Edited 5y ago When I was younger I got called into HR because I drew a very detailed picture of a penis. It was really really good. The HR meeting happened like a week after I drew it and my only defense was dont recall doing that, do you happen to have the picture? It might jog my memory. They didnt have it of course because I had it, and because I didnt confess they couldn't do shit. Investigation results inconclusive, have a nice day + 7.5K ...
kitskill 5y ago In university I was late on an assignment that was supposed to be in my T.A.'s drop box by noon that day. I didn't manage to get there until almost 3 so I was sure he had already emptied it. Now, the drop boxes were literal boxes in cubbies with a slot on the front and a lock on them that prevented them from being pulled out. The rack holding them was just a basic metal frame with about 5 rows of boxes. My T.A.'s box was somewhere in the middle of the shelf. So I figured,
 10mo ago Housemate lost her cat, was devastated, put up missing posters. An anonymous person contacted her and told her to go out in the middle of the night, yell the cat's name, and then be quiet and listen. She found the cat, it was stuck in the neighbor's shed. 687 ...

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