51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 9, 2024

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51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 9, 2024

When Avengers: Endgame dropped, it was supposed to be a farewell to some of Marvel’s most iconic characters like Iron Man and Captain America. But it seems like saying goodbye and getting out of Kevin Feige’s death grip is easier said than done. 

Over the summer, Robert Downey Jr.’s sudden return to the Avengers universe as Dr. Doom was announced with a massive payday to boot. And after reprising his fiery Johnny Storm for a cameo in Deadpool & Wolverine, Chris Evans will be following suit by joining the cast of the upcoming Avengers sequel, per The Wrap. To which one Twitter user noted that “pushing 45 and not having a career outside Captain America is crazy levels of washed.” It definitely doesn’t help Evans’ case that his most recent movie was the dreadful holiday turd Red One

Evans wasn’t alone in getting a lashing from the timeline this week, though. Other digital burn victims included someone with a haunted house, a former GOAT and a really out-of-touch design team.

Keegan @Keegan59992745-13h ... happy Halloween I can't believe they gave person of the year to a horrible person Look at this run 1940 Man of the Year Winston Churchill 1939 Man of the Year Joseph Stalin 1938 Man of the Year Adolf Hitler Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Donald Trump has been named PERSONEAR T E TIME's Person of the Year. DONALS 474 19K 267K 6.6M
adi @perfectcelebrty 14h worst episode of all time incoming POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 18h New 'SNL' promo with host Chris Rock & musical guest Gracie Abrams. 0:52 14 384 10K 160K
lei + @divineleii 18h when clients send me Inspo pics like this I block them confessions of a cancer @skinnyminny_ - 1d x.com/_thatsmyari/st... #1080 ЭНТ НТЯОИ aaer soni2 simo Files 472 1.5K 42K 2.5M
spiderlegs @xwinterspider. 1 16h Dorothy if her house fell into Chu's Oz: I think we're still in Kansas Harish @fruitymonkie • 2 20h genuinely no scene frustrated me more than this one because Cynthia was DEVOURING that song and the fucking background looks like this x.com/ fruitymonkie/S... 1:01 Wicked | The Wizard And I ICKEI Wicked Movie 1M views weeks ago 15 659 13K del 297K
summer @boy3ater 23h baby Your disheveled hair and gamer posture and hollow eyebags captivated me 36 1.9K 11K 220K
AMP ImDavisss @imdavisss 15h Marvel, PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST SONY. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE AMP ImDavisss @imdavisss . 16h Bout to watch Kraven The Hunter! Hopefully Sony cooked VILLAINS AREN'T BORN. THEY'RE MADE. AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON KRAVEN R THE HUNTER 11 BREW 100 - - - - and was DIC EXCLUSIVELY IS MOVIE THEATRES The sul THE a DECEMBER adidas I - SONY IS LAST IMAX 459 4.5K 93K 4M
Penelope Holly-ker @penelopep4386.td ... this would've been cool in like, 2008. but now im just over it. Tobey Maguire GIFs & Pic @TobeyGifs . 2 2d we are so close to seeing The Big 3 in Avengers Secret Wars! 135 1K 28K 934K
lydia @espressobaddie• 21h i think it's really funny when trans women shorter than 5'5 are like hrt doesn't work on me ((: bc it's like girl, testosterone didn't work on u either 55 276 9.5K 175K
mary @voightkampffft.20h people who have found love shouldn't get pto at all.... im having a bad day..... (they/them) @em0dads_ 2d You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning 3 315 4.1K 114K
keewa @keewa 1d *sees a mock tudor building*, probably built in the mid 1800s omg this is medieval Elizabeth C. Heverin @Elizabeth_eno2.1 1d A beautiful medieval building converted into a Turkish barber shop... ESTARBOL BARBER TRADITIONAL TURISM BARIERS BARBER ISTANBUL TRADITIONAL TURKISH BARBERS H 134 1.1K 45K 1.2M
iHateCligg @C2thaL2thaIGG-20h Nobody: Me, yelling JAYDEN IS TRASH!!!! Every Woman with a mixed kid: ACKESTLE 20 cass I - GINO BALLS TRABANO TLE VEYO - 30 SU ISSUE 202 6K 109K 2.2M
V inho 1 @itto_inho 1d mitchie @heavensentsliit-1 18h why's the hair always so boring V Variety @Variety.20h Charli XCX poses for photos at Variety Hitmakers presented by @shmAFEELA. bit.ly/41ofa8x VARIETY WELLS AFEEL Sony Honda Mob FARGO WEL 0:12 FAR ADIM x 39 19 546 31K ult Follow @boobslover38 Mr homo over here looking at her hair 6:15PM 12/7/24 . : 3K Views 13 630 22K 249K
40k EerieDawgs @216SuperBrowns 2d These pics don't hit the same now that Bron is the Goat. Just a guy with a smoking habit tbh. no context jpg @nocontextjpg g . 2d BULLS 22 NBA 395 2.3K 42K 2.5M
Justin Whang @JustinWhang 20h Why do they all look like guys from Queens Aaron Rift of NoDQ.com @aaronrift 1d How some of our late #WWE legends may have looked today. 44 50 1.3K 44K
Karen McGee @karenmotherof2.21h I think easily the craziest part of this is that Fanatics actually did something right for once N Big Red Dave @BigRedDave_. 1d A year's worth of jerseys from @Fanatics at 9:30 geography? You bet. People's - Can 1500 = - Jersey Guy, University 482-472 - Police We got you a full year of jerseys. Your fans, @Fanatics 10 8 30 428 27K 804K
Andrea @andrea_nsfwish - 1d ... I love him reading the script as if 90% of this scene wasn't just screaming Horror Collective @THEHORRORKID.2d Behind the scenes photos of Chester Bennington of Linkin Park onset of SAW 3D. 35 872 10K 247K
4L @kneecoleslawww. 1d when yall do this what goes through your head richest freak @threezyyyassky 2 2d I will ruin your day at 6am ask me if I care 6:07 5G Edit All Missed Recents 5 (100) i 6:07 AM phone 5.1K 90K 1K 3.1M
blythe @1TSONLYR1GHT 1d There is not a single gracie abrams song worth paying $700 to hear live jack @riptaylorsrep 1d GRACIE NYC VIP PRICES Madison Square Garden, New York NY rent Info: Tickets are not available ot the box office on the first day of the public on sale ARRIVE EARLY Ple vent Info: Tickets are not available ot the box office or the first day of the public or sale ARRIVE EARLY: Please 314 313 312 311 310 314 KIA ii 310 KIP SEC 211 210 PIT-STANDING ROOM ONLY SEC 209 211 210 PIT-STANDING ROOM ONLY 209 THIS SECTION
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman 23h Kim Kardashian is eminently qualified, because she's currently in her 7th year of law school while many of us stop at 3. TMZ TMZ @TMZ.- 1d Suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO killer #LuigiMangione already has a lawyer, but some of #KimKardashian's fans want him replaced by the reality star and aspiring legal eagle. TMZ KIM KARDASHIAN FANS ENCOURAGE HER TO REPRESENT LUIGI MANGIONE 29 222 6K 290K
tish @tishta . 1d grown men stumblin around on the train. engage ur calves brother 112 5.4K 76K 1.4M
FRONTDOE @yagirlcharaa . 1d Don't invite me over if you got hellaaa obituaries on that dresser, get me out this haunted house!!!! 285 2.1K 10K 442K
no earthquake (world series baby ) @no_earth... . 1 1d ... know there's a breach of olfactory ethics in there Grok X Freeze @amXFreeze. 6d The team working on Grok x XI GREAT MAKE AGAIN GROK LAMA DEL REY 5 292 201K 10K
Warren Wave. @lookatWARREN.1 1d They said when you show somebody your outfit and they say hmmm what shoes that mean it's ugly LMFAO0000O00 000000000 676 8.3K 72K 1.9M
wwww @FindingCalmIn - . 1d ... Benny Blanco asking Selena for money so he can buy her a ring Com 65 2.1K 65K 967K
Deedy @deedydas.1 14h Just learnt that WhatsApp has not 10, not 20, but... 150 designers. All working tirelessly to make sure the app looks exactly the same as it did in 2014. 684 2.5K 82K 2.2M
Star @presidentgenx. 1d ... So Andrew Tate was crying and nobody was taking a video...? Do y'all just not want people to be happy.? Stair BladeoftheSun @Bladeoft... 2d IM Andrew Tate crying in court today. Hopefully soon he will be jailed for good. 54 7,433 98K 1.3M
Darren L @fbiagent4hire. 1d the most accurate meme you'll ever see #OnePride G 1K 194 24K 2.3M
Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr.- 1d Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.1 1d A Aaron Rodgers says he hates how people go on ESPN these days and try to make things all about them. bit.ly/3Bjmckt 35 2.9K 46K 2.1M
xjdr @_xjdr . 2d She's not even the best CEO in her family TIME TIME @TIME.3d Lisa Su is TIME's CEO of the Year ti.me/3Da5lvB DEC. 30. 2024 TIME CEO OF THE YEAR AMD leader Lisa Su time.com 408 119 13K 972K
Selena's Defense Attorney (fan account) @imth... 1d ... Gordon Ramsay shady af he said it's not the face so it must be the food Comments gordongram 18m Congratulations to you both it must be the cooking 6,823 453 10K 234K 5M
TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster.1d ... Quick, tell a lie! X X @X 1d this platform never lets you down 22K 75 300K 4.1M
DECKI @bydecki. 2d ... @fustleshuffle . 2d 5'7 the new 6'2 9 973 13K 436K
Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman 1d none of us are prepared for how unhinged zachary levi will be when he's not cast in this @PopBase. 1d Pop Base Disney is officially going through with a 'Tangled' live- action movie. 'The Greatest Showman' director Michael Gracey is in talks to direct. 144 2.4K 64K 1.6M
Alison Klemp/Fridson @alisonklemp 2d This photo kinda explains why she's so passionate about bathrooms @NancyMace. 3d Nancy Mace Kids, and their dad, took me out for barbecue for my birthday. 47 never felt so good! 534 3.5K 3.3M 105K
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit 1d Can't wait for when it's 6 months after filming and he still can't stop killing people V @Variety. 1d Variety EXCLUSIVE: Austin Butler is set to star in Luca Guadagnino's new interpretation of the book American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis for Lionsgate. variety.com/ 2024/film/glob... EXCLUSIVE Austin Butler Set to Star as Patrick Bateman in Luca Guadagnino's 'American Psycho' VARIETY 93 3.7K 92K 2.5M
HRM Camilla (Parody) @HrmQueene 2d This is a woman who literally hasn't done anything! NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost.3 3d Kate Middleton shortlisted for Time's 'Person of the Year' 2024 trib.al/pdulseo 548 6.4K 137K 3.8M
@ItsJabrone 2d aye brah women cannot flirt LMAO DeAnthony @deanthOny.2d Ummm Imaooo heyyyy New Messages 1:07 PM he scared of this pussy he scaredddd 147 4.6K 110K del 3.8M
anais @allertoneugene 1d at least it's not nicholas chavez! trust me when i say that was never a thought in luca's mind. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Austin Butler will star in Luca Guadagnino's 'AMERICAN PSYCHO.' 375 8.7K 205K
chaku @jrblackmetal.2 2d ... everyday it's words being said on here that have never been said together before @ijustbluemyself·2 2d Arabs didn't deserve Islam it shoulda went to Dominicans 224 17K 152K 5.2M
WH @hastifliche.2d ... You're meant to open and read them alexandra @brian_eno_69.3d books i keep at my boyfriends house PRAYER BOOK CHRIST in the PSALMS PATRICK HENRY REARDON Fr. Seraphim Rose GOD'S REVELATION TO THE HUMAN HEART Lectures NABOKOV Russian Literature on HARCOURT DRAGE JOVANOVICH HI PICADOR SONTAG Illness as Metaphor and AIDS and Its Metaphors Clarice Lispector The Passion According to G.H. ON THE EVE IVAN TURGENEV NORTON Sigmund Freud The Psychopathology of Everyday Life RUSSIAN FAIRY TALES PAIYTHBON 8 46 2.2K 53K
niles YAP @NILES100 - 2d white ppl talk about growing up with ADHD like they went through jim crow 122 3.9K 47K 1.6M
kaia! @kaiamal13.2d ROLLING STONE? TAYLOR SWIFT AWARDS ERAS TOUR CREW WITH $197 MILLION IN BONUSES RollingStone - Comments nancysoulcycle 4h She was very sweet to my granddaughter when we met her but we didn't receive any bonus 92 Reply R rollingstone 4h . Author @nancysoulcycle tell your granddaughter to start stage blocking or something 626 30 1.5K 64K 925K
YANA @otgyana 2d ... lord the men you left for us are down here making hookah vlogs ##. @PLEASEDNTTALK. 3d S 989 7.5K 90K 3.7M
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel • 2d ... it's always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don't even want that one 60 2.7K 35K 827K
Matthew Piper Jenks @MattPiperJenks 2d Did McConnell just suit back up? Embiid would be out 3 years Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri. 2d Leader McConnell's injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite) x.com/farnoushamiri/... 108 1.6K 42K 3.7M
Advit @advitwake. 3d Pushing 45 and not having a career outside Captain America is crazy levels of washed DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 3d Chris Evans has been cast in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' It is currently unknown who he will be playing. (Source: thewrap.com/chris-evans-av...) A AVENGERS STUDIOS MARVEL DOOMSDAY MAY 2026 1.1K 1.4K 27K 2.1M
peej @b4b3ss 3d twinks when they turn 25 Pop Base @PopBase.3d Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at '28 Years Later.' 114 2.1K 50K 1.4M
Ron @ronthacreator 3d ... I brought my lunch today in a Walmart bag, why my manager gonna come up to me and whisper We gonna get you a lunch bag for Christmas bQ 525 7.6K 137K del 2.1M
isabelle @njhollandayaa . 3d marvel used to be serious Apollo/NNP @RedNationBlogga 4/26/18 Bro somebody just passed out after the ending of Infinity War THEMMEE RE FEA TMENT 376 37K 517K 11M
colin @colxburke 3d ... Few things fascinate/impress me more than Selena Gomez's ability to be both a massively successful popstar and an award winning actress while being objectively bad at both things POP CRAVE @PopCrave.. 4d Pop Crave Selena Gomez is nominated in both television and film categories at the #GoldenGlobes for her roles in 'Only Murders In The Building' and 'Emilia Pérez.' 16 246 4.4K 134K
gal kilmer @beepupkin 2d ... you couldn't pay me to unmute this KMeeks @KMeeksFilm 3d VARIETY cc x 0:21 SUBSCRIBE 58 1.4K 36K 1.2M

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