30 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 13, 2024

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30 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 13, 2024

It seems Denzel Washington let the cat out of the bag prematurely. 

The legendary actor, who is currently on a press tour for playing a bisexual tyrant in Ridley Scott’s Gladiator sequel, recently revealed that Ryan Coogler wrote a part for him in a possible Black Panther film. Unfortunately, Washington forgot to consult the writer/director about sharing that news. Washington joined Variety for its Awards Circuit podcast and admitted to being loose-lipped, sharing that he “called (Coogler) and apologized for talking about the movie.” Needless to say, a third entry in the Marvel blockbuster series has yet to be officially confirmed.

Washington’s not the only Hollywood icon looking for his next big thing. With Blue Bloods finally coming to an end after nearly 300 episodes, Tom Selleck is itching to find new ways to pay for that ranch of his. The actor told Variety that he hopes somebody will “think of something different” for him and specifically mentioned that a “comedy would be nice.” Although he’s known for macho men like Magnum P.I. and Commissioner Frank Reagan, Selleck is no stranger to the comedy world with credits like Three Men and a Baby and Meet the Robinsons to his name.

Meanwhile, a bunch of Twitter users are holding it down on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the passage of time, the right way to watch a Criterion classic and the family made for a Tubi original.

Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 20h Why isn't Luigi coming, is he busy Thinginator on @Thinginator90. 1d Tomorrow night, Super Mario takes the stage at #TheGameAwards to present a special announcement! Tune in live at 7:30p ET / 4:30p PT at thegameawards.com PRESENTER SUPER MARIO 3 THE STREAMING LIVE GAME AWARDS DECEMBER 12 126 4.5K 72K 2.3M
asherah @e_asherah 23h I wish work had let us know we'd be taking headshots at the holiday party before I came in dressed like a lost victorian child 165 31K 405 390K
cuckold jones @cuckcat 2 22h ... i was gonna kiss you under the pale moonlight but whatever bro 34 7.2K 38K 558K
fran @moulinroyals. 1d ???????? PERSON of the YEAR TIME eank moulinroyals What the hell, sure. TIME TIME @TIME. 1d Donald Trump is TIME's Person of the PERSONYEAR Year ti.me/3BCCIRY DONALD 6 2.4K 42K 792K
kel @centurie333. 1d Are we sure it wasn't just the photographer with green hair hdjsjsjs leon @skyferrori.2d kim kardashian listening to pop 2 by charli XCX always sends me 39 970 51K 957K
Meesh Hell @waziot 1d ... Time to watch some cinema as it was intended 8's DI FEDERICO FELLINI 111 1.6K 30K 682K
DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic 1d They look like the rich villainous family in a Tyler Perry film @AARONPDAILY 1d Aaron alongside his family at the London premiere of MUFASA: The Lion King. UEASA cc E L getiyimages 2189313 1 + 298 9.1K 102K 2.8M
Zach Edey Fans United Kingdom @emi_f1sher. 18h ... the guy who wrote jurassic park was 6'9... man was playing with the wrong raptors Google E michael crichton height i... All Images Videos News Web Books S - Michael Crichton > Height 6' 9 Image: Leonardo Cendamo Getty Images 73 2.5K 44K 923K
swahili dan @powcampsurvivor : 23h man i hate checking my emails Primary 12:45PM God Everyone is so mad at you youre in SOOOOOO much trouble lol 31 7.3K 76K 1.5M
Antoine Hardy @Slangdini - 1d ... A real hustler blessed yall .. Eric Woodyard @E_Woodyard . 2d Only in Detroit! A rack full of minks were donated at the Winter Coat Drive. 0:05 60 8.6K 112K 2.2M
@imagesai... : 23h Images Al Could Never Recreate ... beautiful r/LiminalSpace 7h ... Inside of my juice box 5,241 1 70 65 2.8K 76K 800K
Matti Palli @tritlo 1d At Keflavik airport, there's a guy whose job it is to guess the nationality of anyone leaving the country and click the right flag. They must be hiring only the advanced racists for this job, someone who can tell a Norwegian from a Swede with just a glance ISAVIA 417 4K 81K 2.8M
joe @JoeStokowski 15h ... this happened this year There is nothing to be sad TikTok 143 1.1K 32K 641K
@GoodReddit 1d good reddit r/vexillologycirclejerk Posted by u/kt6543.8h i.redd.it S 2 1 3 2 1 Flag of Japan but it's in comic sans 146K 64 4.6K 1.6M
devin 8 @fartpog. 7h saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him ty BEAM 332 5.4K 66K . 717K
Carrie Wittmer @carriesnotscary 1d ... WHOPE someone purchased the chip and dip off my wedding registry 11 178 6.6K 253K
The Fox Who Stole Christmas @_Holly_Fox.21h ... The American Kennel Club inadvertently released the trans girl naming guide Bella Belle Dolly Lexi Hazel Daisy Zoey Ember Holly Mocha Maggie Gracie Phoebe Leia Oakley Willow Millie Raven Lilly Riley Maple Lucy Honey Remi Roxie Bailey Cali Xena Poppy Scout Roise Sophie Freya Callie Birdie Sadie Pepper Charlotte Ginger Maisie Lola Chloe Princess Tilly Marley Molly Skye Mila Kona Cleo Olive River Dixie Ruby Quinn Annie Echo Roo Nova Rose Winnie Cookie Athena Gigi Blue Nala Ivy Harley Koda Iris Lady Penny Maya Lilo Missy Mia Piper Abbv Mabel Peaches 92 964
Chris Marler @VernDumbquist.2 21h ... Backup UNC lacrosse players finding out they' 're about to be CATURDAY starting wide receivers Corona Extra on of a P V DAD جباب HYB 82 2.9K 58K 2.1M
vel @INEED2GOHOMENOW : dd ... i think i i hauve  a boner, quite frankly 30 3.9K 27K 345K
lex @adlrex.20h ... whenever i say fuck catholicism that never includes la virgen de guadalupe thats my girl 24 4.9K 23K 387K
nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER.15h harrison ford is like denzel washington for white people 38 299 3.2K 79K
cts @gf_256 . 1 1d if you're not being gay on the computer alan turing died for nothing 30 4.5K 26K 297K
Northwest Cee @CeeHawk 14h Not me converting on 3rd y! SPORTS Yahoo Sports ! @YahooSports - 15h Saints QB Jake Haener is set to get his first career start against the Commanders on Sunday, per @nick_underhill. 14 STARTING OREANING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEW 275 3.1K 45K 2.9M
Chicago Urbanist @chi_urbanist. 14h Entire lifetimes have occurred since this tweet Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer . 7/21/24 Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC. 15 WOLF SPRITZER - - - - MEZCAL 17 MARTINI - led - - I - CINA SINK 42 the - - BY miagne - A 22K 9 1K 562K
1.lilmolly @lilmollyxi 15h ... Im glad females carry the baby I woulda been mad asf pregnant at the dice game 632 2.1K 10K 360K
chibi Vtuber @chibidokii 1d guys i may have forgotten to pay the bill chibi Vtuber @chibidokii - 1d WHOEVER SAID TO GET FIBER LIED то ME IM COOKED X 0.04 Mbps upload 184 1.7K 78K 1.2M
seth @pqdres 19h in queer media, people are taking the lyrics of 'Nightman Cometh' and really holding space with that @andromedism. 1d holding space for this crossover CROSSOVER EVENT WED JAN 8 abc IT'S ALWAYS Abbott SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA Elementary 3 210 3.8K 87K
@ihysoulski 1d When you eatin with ya girl and she thinks you just rubbing her thighs but you using her pants as a napkin 130 620 5.2K del 196K
PhD Ched @cheddarbus 20h Last final is in 30 minutes and found myself what the kids these days like to call a gold scar. Time to run the damn ball. 83 772 27K 1.1M
dame @damebydame 1d ... not enough people understand just carrying around objects as talismans L @timtomposting 2d My question is why did he bring a Beyblade to the function? A COMPLETE UNKNOWN ll E NK A COMPLETE NKNOWN 191 7.3K 151K 3.4M

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