50 Funny Tweets About Neighbors to Bring to Your Next Block Party

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50 Funny Tweets About Neighbors to Bring to Your Next Block Party

While streaming services are the most obvious method of discovering new music, anyone who’s resided in an apartment building will tell you that Spotify has nothing on living next door to a certified freak. Only the weirdest neighbors on Earth are capable of finding earworm-level bangers that even Anthony Fantano has never heard of, and it’s just a matter of time before you develop some sort of Stockholm syndrome from the same four songs that your neighbor insists on blasting at full volume in the middle of the night. 

But no matter how many obscure tracks you’ve come to know, hate, love, hate again, and entirely memorize through the all-too-thin walls of your apartment, you’re far from alone in having complex relationships with your neighbors and their loud, late-night solo concerts. 

These tweets are proof that the realities of sharing a wall, home or neighborhood with other people can sometimes verge on the unreal — especially if you live in a homeowners association. In which case, you have my condolences.

nina. Follow ... @ninadelaflores My neighbor done had 3 men in her house in 2 days and that trash still sitting by the door. 11:36 AM Oct 29, 2024 1.1M Views 694 3.1K 25K 881
The Dalbo Dog Subscribe ... @Dalbodog This is how my neighbor's dog gets attention
Pree ... @diabolicalpree My neighbors probably think I got a barbershop in my room 2:04 PM Oct 30, 2024 27.1M Views 1.4K 13K 237K 85K
dREw ... @Co11egeLandlord Neighbor called me in for no permit for the fence I put up. City wanted to see fence line compared to property line. I get a survey. Turns out the neighbor is 15ft over the property line. So the neighbor paid me $3k last week to deed over that 15ft to him. Expensive phone call! 6:27 PM Sep 18, 2024 351.3K Views 547 773 14K 208
Daddy Warpig Subscribe @DaddyWarpig Why can't I run my neighbors lives?, complete psychopath wonders. Having no HOA is all fun and games until your neighbor does this they also have a separate three-car garage that is also the same color 1:37 AM Jul 31, 2024.300.4K Views
Heather Hogan ... @theheatherhogan In the summer I put out a cooler of Gatorade on my porch for outside workers, drivers, etc. .- and my very churchy neighbor is always angrily like Anyone who wants something to drink can just come up here and take these!l And I'm like Yep! Sure can! That's the point! 9:18 AM Jun 21, 2024 1.8M Views 308 2.8K 69K 1.1K
GetVaxxed ... @pegharpham1 My jackass neighbor has tried to argue that my coop is on his property. I explained more than once he was wrong. Не just dropped, I'm guessing at least a grand, to have the property line brushed and staked, only to discover the coop is 8 feet away from his side of the line. 5:58 PM May 31, 2024 3.3M Views 365 1.3K 59K 1K
mike ginn ... @shutupmikeginn My really creepy/annoying neighbor asked me to borrow $20 for an emergency last week and now he's been ducking me and it's so awesome. Would have payed way more to get this guy to leave me alone 11:48 PM Dec 9, 2024 151.9K Views 15 261 12K 150
Amitryptyling ... @AmiEverAfter Just got my first HOA slap on the wrist and now I want to take pictures of everything my neighbors are doing wrong. This is how wars start. 10:51 AM Feb 7, , 2024 2.3M Views 423 2.3K 48K 933
Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Remember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors? 9:21 PM Apr 29, 2024 503.2K Views 236 428 8.6K 161
Uzo Njoku ... @uzoart I made banana bread to introduce myself to my neighbors and they asked if it's gluten free y'all should have seen my face drop. I should have just asked for a cup of sugar like a normal person. 9:00 AM Oct 11, 2024 3.4M Views 261 3.2K 140K 2.8K
Alyssa ... @alyssaleann Our neighbors have little kids, so they hosted a New Year in London party They dressed up, played croquet on the front lawn, watched a livestream from London, and were done by 6:30pm central 9:01 PM Dec 31, 2023 840.9K Views 183 786 27K 431
WeRateDogs ... @dog_rates This is Ethel. She is minding her own business. And her neighbor's business. It's called multitasking. 13/10 ALT 10:29 AM Nov 11, 2024 785.4K Views
Trey the Explainer ... @Trey_Explainer Decided to have dinner with my neighbors and one of them literally made a transphobic joke within the first five minutes of us sitting down 8:16 PM Nov 24, 2024 1.1M Views 307 1.5K 80K 2.2K
Lauren Rinaldi @LRinaldiArt So my neighbor just spray painted a rectangle in the street in front of his house and tried to create his own spot and that's not how this works I laugh every time I see it NO Parking 3:09 PM Mar 26, 2024 - 1.8M Views
Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1 God bless these neighbors who saw all the paint colors and chose this one 9:11 AM Apr 15, 2024 798.3K Views
joanna ... @JoannaMang From next door neighbor. My instinct: keep it Hi, Adam. Your kids' ball ended up in my garage. If you'd like to come retrieve it we can also discuss the ball play situation. 5:20 PM Jan 13, 2024 . 3 3.2M Views 461 1K 54K 1.3K
emily may Subscribe ... @emilykmay we purposefully chose a neighborhood with no HOA and for the first time i got a letter in my mailbox from a concerned neighbor because we had a mattress on the curb (that the city picked up that day) and we had a tricycle out next to our mailbox 10:37 AM Jun 30, 2024 1.1M Views 282 489 21K 641
Marcia ... @marciac95_ I want to publicly apologize to my dog for yelling at him at 2AM for barking and waking the neighbors. It looks like they were being burglarized and that is why he was on the fence line panicking. His barking alerted them and they called the police, nothing was taken. ALDI
Hottie with a Heart ... @parttimemenace My upstairs neighbor is getting MILKED, ok??? Не loud asf. 11:31 PM Apr 22, 2024 14.8M Views 632 4.5K 56K 9.2K
MIDWEST Midwest vs. Everybody Subscribe ... OPE. @midwestern_ope : EVERYBODY Midwest peer pressure is when your neighbor just mowed their lawn and you now have 24 hours to respond 12:10 PM Apr 20, 2024 2.4M Views 244 2K 24K 380
- ely kreimendahl Subscribe ... @ElyKreimendahl I strongly believe EVERYONE should boldly and unapologetically MAKE THEIR ART, regardless of how good it is. except for my neighbor, who has been playing the SAME SONG on an acoustic guitar for the PAST THREE HOURS. they need to shut the fuck up 9:23 PM Jun 26, 2023 48.2K Views 7 57 1.5K 15
Dave Madden ... @aspiringpeasant Counterpoint: my rural neighbors spray down the creek with poison every year. Alex Miller @alexlmiller Aug 27 Spend any time in a rural area and you will find they care far more (and more genuinely) about most environmental issues than folks in cities. x.com/horizonsreview... 7:36 PM Aug 27, 2024 4.2M Views 452 2.4K 55K 1.3K
Trey the Explainer ... @Trey_Explainer My neighbor has turned their Rick and Morty flag backwards seemingly in light of the Justin Roiland allegations 1:04 PM Jan 17, 2023.2.3M Views
Dokino @dokinoart. 1d ... Someone is terrorizing our neighborhood with insane offensive graffiti. Families live here, this is ridiculous! 32 3,882 43.8K 384K
derek guy @dieworkwear.1d you should tweet every joke and conspiracy theory that comes into your head. i i need the gov to put all of you in jail so that i can buy a home in a walkable neighborhood 197 3,612 48.6K del 1.4M
molly conger @socialistdogmom 1d ... my dogs don't really like any of the dogs in the neighborhood except this one fat old chihuahua. he lives on the third floor of an apartment building & if their balcony door is open when we walk by, they will stand on the sidewalk & cry for him. who is he. a secret dog celebrity. 17 42 2,074 del 34.3K
Edgewater Expat @Eric_Erins. 1d ... Finally my prayers have been answered Dentologie Homew Tyve Ty Hot vek JomeWraphys vek the Moms e Homew Tyve Edgewater Expat 6/4/24 You know what this neighborhood is missing? A private equity backed dental office chain location 74 25 3,379 118K
Venusian Princess @LifeS... 17h ... They was over there shazaming your playlist like MA GIF ALT Faith @HouseOfHiliyah.18h why is my neighbor playing the same songs i played the other day??? literally song for song??? 19 3,362 15.3K 524K
... @wryote 12h Kuna Why am I always the friend that's in A Situation your neighbor said you take care of pigeons, and this guy was getting pecked up by crows i: wing is injured. If you dont actually take are : birds I am so sony =) 310K 42K 1.4K 41
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofw... 1d ... Subject: Re: Noise complaint Dear Neighbor. I realize I've made this excuse before, but I'm serious this time. I'm going to kill myself tomorrow-if you could let this one last farewell party ride, I would appreciate it. (Next morning) Subject: Bright New Dawn Great news, 3 487 7,443 154K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1-3 3h ... Rosemary's Baby works because there are scary concepts besides Satanism in it like What if your neighbors were annoying? and What if you wore a cool outfit and no one cared. 16 181 1,344 46.7K
Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @ChiddenxNu... 5h ... My neighbors gonna be mad at me once that new André 3000 drops tonight because imma be playing along with him 152 4.1K 20K 892K
El Señor De Los Memes @Ult..... 1d ... MESSAGES now @BROTHERHOODOUTCASTS Neighbor YO TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT UP COLUMBIA STEREO FIDELITY Lp - - GUNFIGHTER BALLADS AND TRAIL SONGS MARTY ROBBINS Big Iron Cool Water Billy The Kid A Hundred And Sixty Acres They're Hanging Me Tonight . The Master's Call The Strawberry Roan Running Gun El Paso In The Valley Utah Carol The Little Green Valley The Hanging Tree Saddle Tramp 24 705 5,559 214K
SengoCo @MulopuNana 1d : Chinese neighbor sent over a plate of Chilli pork, i sent i back the plate with some diced mango and a thank you note, then he send over half a giant watermelon, it's my turn and I'm panicking.. 1,263 13.9K 305K 4.5M
awlivv ( era) @awlivv. . 3d just found out me and my neighbor are BOTH naked neighbors... 69 54 4.6K 531K
Dan Baldassarre @evornithol... 16h ... My neighbor is like 80 years old Today 9:40 PM Just wanted to give you a heads up in case you happened to look out your back window later on. I'll be testing one of my firework effects, which creates a fireball. It's made with cremora coffee creamer, not gasoline, so it should be relatively safe. 27 94 1,802 25.9K
chelsaya @chelsaya 21h I'm eating pizza on the roof in a bikini because it's summer so obviously, and in the thickest yinzer accent I hear my neighbor go joyce she's up 'ere again. half naked eatin a freakin pizza come look you're gonna die 41 726 20.9K del 797K
mrs papaw @mrsballs69.18h ... Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can't do shit with your neighbor 11 143 1,638 37.6K
is you coo? @geauxny 1d ... My neighbor did 20 in the pen he outside wiping off his low rider playing you're a jerk I ain't even mad 67 1,494 25.1K du 651K
Your OG @LRNROSE 22h ... just asked my neighbor when did he and his gf move here and he gon say how u know i got a gf? meanwhile this is the dog he was walking when i asked this 6 134 976 31.6K
Lon Harris @Lons . 10h : My neighbors just got home from seeing Ghostbusters and they were dressed up AS THE GHOSTBUSTERS and I asked them how it was and they both, in unison, without pausing even for a moment, said Terrible. 98 466 9,225 532K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJens... 23h ... have told many people about this neighborhood cat who fought both my dogs at once and won. finally got a pic that captures its tremendously sinister aura 1,033 2,061 34K 1.1M
Mr. Thank You @cOmmunicants-1 14h ... My girlfriend can't understand how I can instantly recognize Paul Giamatti in Planet of the Apes but not my neighbors when I see them in public. And that's fair. 20 419 9,999 379K
Mr. Thank You @cOmmunicants-1 14h My girlfriend can't understand how I can instantly recognize Paul Giamatti in Planet of the Apes but not my neighbors when I see them in public. And that's fair. 19 388 9.3K 347K
Alan Wagner @truewagner 1d ... At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once... HOW TO PUNISH MY DAUGHTER? My daughter is biting hair! I'm a single father so I don't have the maternal instinct. CALLING ALL MOMS... Best way to tell her this is not ok with out being too harsh? Please write the answer: Feed her a stew that Makes her blind Feed her a Stew that makes her go Blind for 1 day Stew that blinDs her For A DAY Feed Her A Type of Stew that Makes her Blind For 1 Day 1 Day Blinding Stew
Benjamin Percy @Benjamin_Percy-1d The neighbor kids made this... I'm moving. 279 1.4K 24K 1.1M
Jordan 4 Short @TheTashee... 1d ... My neighbors are fighting, why this bitch gon say okaaay I cheated go ahead, scream it, so the gay boys next door can hear you ........ like bitch Imaoooooooo GIF 699 8,027 101K 2.2M
Dudes Posting Their W's 6h ... My neighbor got a new car today and he's been standing outside staring at it while eating chips for 15 minutes 215 2,092 48.2K 1.4M
austin @ilovefamilyguy 11h My neighbor is goin crazy DIVORCED JACKPOT wild AE MISSION COMPLETI Ilm free DONE NONE 6 323 3,915 75.6K

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