39 Irreplaceable Bits of Trivia That Deserve Their Own Spot in the National Archives Museum

Important documents like the Constitution get big protective cases, so we thought that our facts deserve a nice skull like yours. This might be the first time in history that a protective case audition was held, but we want to make sure they’re going to be safe.
On the surface, your brain looks the part. Solid headshot, by the way. But since these are so important to us, we need to see what that thing can handle. We’ll start with a punch and then work our way up this line of foreign objects. If it passes the aluminum bat stage and remembers your childhood pet’s name, it’ll definitely be able to house these.
Let’s get to it, shall we?
The Beatles

Source: MusicRadar
Disney

Source: Dark Moments From Disney’s Past
Samir Lama

Pepsi

Popeye

The Titanic

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Source: The Hollywood Reporter
Cicadas

James Cordon

Simon & Garfunkel

Source: Inside Hook
Brie Larson

The Secret Service

Midsommar

Source: IndieWire
The Mets

Power Rangers

Artificial Insemination

World War II

Qin Shi Huang

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Fast Food

JB Smoove

Dangerous Jobs

The Color of Blood

Steven Spielberg

Trains

Koalas

Jurassic Park

SNL China

Mexican Mythology

Antarctica

King of the Hill

Luxury Razors

Source: Zafirro
Rembrandt

Source: The Art Newspaper
Margays

Jellyfish

Coke

Wine

Turtles

Fish
