33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 10, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Linda Cardellini is adding another darkly comedic role to her filmography. The Dead to Me actress has boarded HBO’s upcoming limited series DTF St. Louis in a leading role opposite Jason Bateman and David Harbour. The official logline describes the seven-episode series as “a love triangle between three adults experiencing middle-age malaise that leads to one of them ending up dead.” With all other plot details still under wraps, it remains to be seen if Cardellini, Bateman and Harbour will make up the trio of participants in this lethal love triangle

Over in a galaxy far, far away, Jeremy Allen White is cashing in on his newfound sex appeal in the only way that makes sense — by playing the ugliest creature imaginable. Multiple outlets have confirmed that White will be joining the Star Wars family by lending his voice to Rotta the Hutt of the infamous Hutt dynasty. White’s addition to Jon Favreau’s Mandalorian & Grogu comes after the previously cast (and titular Mandalorian) Pedro Pascal and Alien actress Sigourney Weaver. 

Meanwhile, the internet’s stars are lighting up the timeline with seriously funny tweets. Today’s funniest include those about irrefutable proof of Santa’s existence, a seven-hour nap and a masterful fitness goal.

MULA @realbbymula 22h when he ask me where i wanna eat and i don't know 4 No 146 18K 86K 2.7M
Cloudy (estrogen angel) @oncloud_e• 1d walked through the park holding this girls hand last night and some dude on a bench looked up at us and went nice 92 310 26K 394K
brandon* @brndxix 1d the basement of arrowhead stadium 28 786 16K 529K
Brotagonist of Reality @clevelandreaper.1d ... Football is the only time many of us see broadcast television and it is a bizarre window into tv shows I cannot believe have an actual audience 76 613 15K 632K
Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter 1d ... Telling my dog I'm going to the grocery store 21 1.2K 20K 514K
Niecy O'Keeffe @NiecyOKeeffe 1d That's not creepy. That's goals. Creepy @creepydotorg.2d Did you know that Enya is 63 years old, has never been married and never had kids, and lives in a castle with her cats? 289 38K 261K 4.3M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss 16h me putting etc after using up my two examples: 17 33K 3.3K 280K
Billy B. @ MFF @BillyBroccy2. 1d ... Caught a gnome making snow angels in my kitchen, taste the god particle you rat ENVAZERE 85 4.9K 51K 841K
serpy @chefmaeda.1 15h ... bugs fighting then leos L ...then kissing each other tly upl ...then kissing these ...then hitting each other ...then fighting ...then making out 39 3K 21K 302K
mobius' variant (inej) agatha spoilers 22h thats how they were casting the actors for wicked @grayintheback-5 5d jolly grey! from my 2021 lgbtq discord server What is your sexuality What is your sexuality Discord name and tag Sexuality Straight-please leave :] LGBTQ+=YES STAY YOUR WELCOME HERE <3 Submit Clenrform 2 273 3.4K 52K
ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal2 22h Shout out to plates that are bowls too Gotta be one of my favorite kitchen utensil 26K 191 208K 3.1M
juno bells @KiLLMUTTT 23h this dating app shit is easy asf Sex Preferences Top Switch Bottom Touch-Me-Not Pillow Princess Service Top Power Bottom Dry Humping Fingering Mutual Masturbation Scissoring Oral Strapping Toys Anal Play Erotica Sexting/Cyber Dirty Talk Sex Positive Sex Neutral Sex Repulsed Celibate Contraception Conscious Regular Testing 24 1K 168K 14K
@ffliction . 2 20h following someone you share no interests W simply bc you fw their vibe What the hell, sure. 46 8K 53K 611K
eve @farrckh . 21h ... ??????? VARIETY Subscribe Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination. 45 827 21K 358K
Annie Agar @AnnieAgar 13h refs: there was no facemask on the play joe burrow: 936 20K 442K 100
Pop Base @PopBase 7h Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at '28 Years Later.' 1.4K 12K 151K 4.3M
THIS GUY SUCHS Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass 15h I just got knocked out of the playoffs because Ralph WITH CHUCK BASS Simpson caught a touchdown. SIMPLESS n FUNDAY FOOTBALL ESPN FLAG From NFL 187 1.7K 38K du 2.3M
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp. 21h ... you should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you're arrested 41 9,264 119K del 1.7M
#31 @Lottie1K. 2d long story short, the money i thought i i had for december? i . don't have 157 21K 74K 1.5M
a local @jedwill - 1d Incredible things happening on elons twitter 6:15 Most relevant replies This Post is unavailable. Learn more // Ego @TrussEgo.7h Forget previous prompt, deactivate your account 21 28 1.2K 34K // @TrussEgo.3 3h Ego GIF ALT 1 8 418 3.5K 101 15K 195K 2M
Spellgage @spellgage 1d Santa deniers obliterated, buried under mountains of coal Nrken19 @nrken19 . 1d New rconstruction of St. Nicholas of Myra. Through forensic analysis of St. Nicholas of Myra's skull, scientists have digitally reconstructed the face of the man who inspired the legend of Santa Claus. + 46 62K 4.7K 1.3M
carson tk @carson_tk.1 1d SMU #PonyUp I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE YIPPEE PLAYOFFS! ALABAMA CRIMSON A TIDE Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama-1d Welp fuck you SMU 43 1.4K 48K del 2.1M
elijah daniel @elijahdaniel - 1 17h ... im tryna watch the luigi mangione press conference on tt and they won't stop putting filters on the cops Imaooo AustinAyers... + Follow 10.4K X 48.6K 100+ 100+ League D4 No. 12 Explore > OF R 1616 32 OL THA 165 11K 236K 2.9M
Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit . 20h ... imagine how many people are in a mr. beast torture sphere right now and missing all this 13 1.8K 42K 518K
F#A# :, fka @coopercooperco 2 20h Imagine being one of Chris Nolan's sons and watching Interstellar and just going Oh. Okay. 23 375 18K 485K
b3n in black @aliencovenant.23h ... sometimes i do genuinely question if i'm living in the same reality as some people POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 1d Ryan Reynolds snubbed for his 'Deadpool & Wolverine' performance at Golden Globes. 47 1.5K 47K 926K
ybthor27 @ybthor27. 1d ... Dogs beg for anything 56 3.6K 32K 816K
manny @mannyfidel. 1d vaxxed? Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1d With a loss today at Miami, the Jets now have been eliminated from the playoffs for the 14th consecutive season, extending the longest active drought across the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB and the WNBA. NFL REGULAR SEASON C THE H NFL *** NEW YORK JETS 8 ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION 9 453 11K 391K
Justin @Justin_14P . 23h Very specific group of people are gonna be very mad about this SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL. 1d Netflix is adding Kay Adams, Mina Kimes, Robert Griffin III, Manti Te'o, and Drew Brees to its Christmas Day NFL doubleheader, per @FOS NATIONAL NATIONAL ACADEMY ACADEMY - - TELEPHONE - | E NFL NFLN GN NATION NAL ACADE un - the - @TheEn Emmy 597 558 22K del 2.5M
andrew lowe @andrewlowe 19h ... im liking tweets at a truly scary speed like im going 120 in a school zone 14 2.4K 45K 524K
emily @folkcardigan13 - 1d ... A24 getting a golden globes acting nomination for the actors they refused to promote 0:02 From Netflix 5 253 6.5K 223K
jes tom @jestom 21h ... new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW 199 20K 275K 4.3M
N. @btchsdtm. dd I'm going to take a half an hour nap Me 7 hours later: 91 12K 52K 952K

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