30 Funny Times People Got Stood Up for a Date

‘We have since been together for 10 years’
30 Funny Times People Got Stood Up for a Date

Getting stood up for a date is enough to send anyone on a downward spiral, but there’s always the possibility that it isn’t personal. One Redditor waited for his date to arrive, and after a few self-deprecating hours of wondering why she didn’t turn up, found out that she had died in a car crash earlier that day. So, while he got ghosted, it was in a literal sense, and it had nothing to do with him. 

Other times, getting stood up can lead to a better opportunity altogether. After another Redditor’s date bailed, he headed over to a nearby electronics store to buy a game in hopes of distracting himself. The gaming gods smiled upon him, and he ended up leaving with a brand new PS3 after winning the store’s surprise raffle. Who needs a woman when you can play Call of Duty with the boys? 

Other Redditors have shared how getting ghosted paved the way for better things for them, including a venture into mixology, a pancake parlay, and in a number of cases, a beautiful marriage.

iamacannibal 3y ago I did it on accident. I thought we were meeting at 8pm but it was 8am. Looking back she even mentioned breakfast but I was super tired when we made the plans and I woke up at about noon to a few missed calls and a couple texts. Luckily she wasn't that mad + 17 ...
poeboy 13y ago . A couple years ago, this girl i was really interested in planned a date with me. First date she never showed up or let me know what happened til hours later when i finally called her up. She apologized and gave an excuse, and asked if we could reschedule. So i gave her one last chance. The next date, she showed up two hours late. Long story short, shes now my wife lol. 4 ...
pantisflyhand 13y ago I was supposed to meet a guy for breakfast one day at an IHOP. When i ordered without him, and got my food, the waitress came by and said The cook accidentally made some extra pancakes, interested? Ate my fill of pancakes that day. 4 ...
gimbels_jimmy 3y ago Does it count if I stood up my date because, upon arrival, he was making out with another guy in a dark car? I just spun around and left. Went to Star Wars alone. + 10 ...
ManicLord 11y ago - Edited 11y ago Male 30 I once thought I had been stood up. Turns out she was just late because she got in a fight with her father because of something. She didn't answer her phone when I called, so I just assumed she wouldn't make it and went home. She called me two hours later, angry that I stood HER up because I didn't wait for her all that time. She had just gotten there. To be fair, though, I left after 30 mins...
ShadowSkeet 11y ago You poor S.O.B. Well let me tell you about the last time was stood up. So I had just turned 19 and I had wanted to try a new restaurant for a birthday dinner. I asked my girlfriend out to meet me out there at 6:30. Well 7:15 rolls around and I'm getting worried so I call her. Her roommate picks up her phone. I ask her where she's at and she tells me grinding on another guy's lap. I tell her put her on the phone. So in what was probably the most awkward moment for
le_fez 11y ago Edited 11y ago Was stood up for three consecutive dates by three different women, the third asked me out, called me the day of to make sure I was coming then stood me up any way. The next date I was supposed to go on was with someone I had known for a little while and we had spent some time together alone but not really dated. I called her that day because she had concerns about her brother being able to show up on time to babysit, I didn't get her and left her a voicemail
 11y ago I once got stood up for a second date because he lost track of time during an eight hour TF2 session. Way to make a girl feel special, Dave. + 46 ...
VenomousViperz 3y ago This was a very long time ago, but I was on my way to meet my date at the local mall. I was taking a bus to get there and my date got there before I did, way earlier than our agreed time. The bus ended up being stuck in some brutal traffic. I went to open my phone to let him know I might be a few minutes late, and when I saw 37 texts and 3 calls from him within a span of minute I immediately noped out of there. The texts were very alarming
HaroldSax 10y ago Intensely Boring Went to see a movie with a chick, she never showed. There was a chick there who was also stood up that I knew from school. We decided to replace each others dates and we had a great night. Nothing really came out of it other than some hook ups later on down the road, but interesting and pleasant change. 28 ...
duder9000 13y ago Got stood up by a FRIEND at CHRISTMAS. I mentioned feeling particularly bummed at being far from my family at this particular xmas around 2007, so she suggested we make plans to hang out and cook a dinner and drink wine, yay girltime! She had to work that morning (we worked at a restaurant that stayed open on xmas for sports fans) but got off around 2pm. No show. No calls, didn't respond to my text or call. Found out the bartender (who was an asshole to me and she had previously consoled me over his at-work
deepwank 13y ago What a coincidence, I just told this story at dinner today. High school, I was 17 and asked this Nicaraguan girl out and she said yes. I show up to her house at the agreed upon time to discover a huge house party that her family was throwing. They think I'm adorable and invite me in, introducing me to over 20 brothers, sisters, parents, aunts, uncles, and cousins. Everybody was there, except my date. Turns out she was at a Church function with her girlfriends, on a Saturday night. 10 ...
peanutsfan1995 13y ago Got stood up by a girl at the cinema. Guy at the Ben & Jerry's in the theatre walked up to me and told me that he noticed I had been checking the door and my phone for the past 45 minutes. I told him what had happened and he bought me a ticket to Thor and gave me a free ice cream afterwards. We chatted while he was on his break and he turned out to be a rad guy. 10 ...
 13y ago Realized I got stood up at a coffee place, walked next door to the card shop and entered a MTG prerelease instead. Won! 32 packs for 30 bucks, totally worth being stood up! 12 ...
AndSunflowers 13y ago Stood up when I was 16, walked around the farmer's market, demoralized, and offered to sell CDs for a street performer who was going back and forth between playing and peddling. I got to sing/play for the audience during his intermission too! Went out to dinner and had a great time. No sexytime - clam jammed by the age difference - but still had fun. Saw him on MTV several years later and devolved into a squealing tween: OMG I MET THAT GUY!! + 54 ...
 13y ago E i got i stood up and then my friend took me on a date, we've been dating for 2 & 1/2 years now. 25 ...
Romoth 13y ago Got stood up by a girl in College. We were somewhat friends through church, but I had asked her out on a date and she accepted. Showed up to pick her up and she wasn't home. Went 'oh well' and went and met some buddies for beer. Fast forward about 4 years later and I'm back in my college town, much better dressed, about 20 pounds of muscle heavier, and significantly more confident. She's working at the dance-hall having never left that town. She starts hitting on me and asks if I still have her number. I
joederpsmith 13y ago Once I got stood up at a bar. After a few hours of drinking by myself I got to talking to one of the bartenders. We ended up trying new mixes for drinks and now my drinks are featured on the menu of said bar. 27 ...
 13y ago When I turned 20, I was going to go to Applebees with some friends. About six of us total. No one showed up. I sat there for an hour and a half. The waitress finally said to me, We're going to need this table. You can either sit at the bar or leave. She knew it was my birthday. I went home. 18 ...
orabrooch 13y ago A blind date. I got there early and was hanging out in the park when this woman, playing with her young daughter, trips and there's an audible snap. I go over to her and she said she thought she broke her ankle. Her friend had a car nearby so she asked that I not call an ambulance. I called this guy, telling him what I was wearing and where I was (on a different corner of the park we were supposed to meet), explaining the situation. After I got ice for her ankle and calmed down her
Schokoperle 0 13y ago 0 When I was 14, I was the first time enamored. We wanted to meet for a coffee and I waited 2 hours, too embarassed to call my mum to bring me home again. + 140 ...
veraciousful 13y ago The first time I got stood up was the first time I got drunk. In high school my sister had invited some friends over for drinking since my parents were away, and I planned on going out with a guy that I'd had a huge crush on for a long time. Не never showed. My sister's friends took pity on me and fed me alcohol. Later it also became the first time that I projectile vomited. 171 ...
GingerBiologist 13y ago When I was in high school I had planned a movie date with this girl I liked. So I arrive early at the movie theater, buy a pair of tickets and wait. The movie starts, I call her to see if she's coming, get her voicemail. As I'm about to give up and watch the movie alone, her mom shows up knowing her daughter just stood me up. We watch the movie together, she pays me back for the tickets, and we part ways. My day went from sad, to uncomfortable and sad. + 237 ...
 13y ago . TL;DR The girl ended up dead. I would go on with a story, but there really isn't one. I was supposed to go on a date with someone I met online. She never showed up and I found out later that she died in a car accident. + 183 ...
SteelOwl 13y ago I was supposed to meet my friend at a nightclub and he didn't show up. I was upset, but I figured I had already paid the cover to get in, so I might as well stay for a while and have a few drinks. A guy I struck up a random conversation with introduced me to his friend and we really hit it off well. We talked, danced and drank together for the rest of the night. I got her number and we went on a few dates afterwards. We have since been together for 10 years,
 13y ago . Edited 13y ago . College. Valentines day. 6 hours tried to get a hold of her. Her RA said she was in her room. RA let me in dorm, I knock on her door. 3 minutes later man in cowboy hat answers. I deliver $100 of gifts right onto her messy bed, said fuck you, and left. RA takes me to her room where we talk about it. I then sex it with RA.
jhra 13y ago Edited 13y ago Sitting in a lounge on a weekday in the afternoon, I was meeting a potential employee so I told the server There will be one more, she should be here shortly. I waited for about a half hour after when she should have met me and thought fuck it, I'll eat anyway. Had a few beers, read the paper and went up to pay when the server told me it was on the house, I thanked her and she said We're not all like that, I wouldn't have ditched you. At first I was
 . 13y ago Edited 13y ago I got stood up by a girl who was supposed to have called me. I got pissed off and grabbed a friend to hit up some bars and pool halls. I ran into a girl I knew who dated a different friend. She was with another girl. Me and that girl will be married for 7 years this summer. edit Apparently I confused some of you. TL;DR - got stood up, met future wife for the first time later that night somewhere else. + 334 ...
Shikadi314 13y ago I got stood up and decided to go to a local electronics store and buy something to cheer myself up. Turned out that they were having a free raffle that day. I won a free Playstation 3 slim. AWWwwwwww YEAAAAAAAAAAH. + 604 ...
JustForArkona 13y ago لو I got stood up by a guy I had met online, got drunk at the bar we were supposed to meet. Dragged my roommate to a shady club near our house because none of our friends wanted to drive my drunk ass anywhere. We were the only white people in the club, and this guy named E (literally, that was how he introduced himself and that was what was on his business card) offered me henny from his drink, and then told me that he could get me anything I wanted. Inebriated but not stupid, I

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