25 of the Wildest Things That Happened After Answering a ‘You Up?’ Text

‘Smuggled a metric ton of biscuits over the border’
25 of the Wildest Things That Happened After Answering a ‘You Up?’ Text

While the “You up?” text is canonically horny, it turns out that the question can sometimes lead to life-changing, non-horny situations, too. 

One Redditor was 14 when they got one of these infamous texts from a classmate right as they were falling asleep. Instead of going to bed, they responded, and ended up going to board game night at the classmate’s house. They became best friends, and even though one of them moved abroad after high school, they’ve not only managed to visit each other regularly, but also met their current partners through each other. Their lives would likely be completely different if not for that text. 

Other Redditors have shared the wildest places a “You up?” text took them, from an impromptu B.B. King set to, yeah, some horny situations too — as is tradition.

shiftinganathema 1d ago e We rescued a litter of kittens from a slowly flooding pipe while it was raining. No mom in sight. I was no stranger to night emergency calls for volunteers, but this was probably the most intense. We rescued all three kittens and they started my series of litters named after Naruto ninja teams and their sensei. We trapped the mom the next day. 6 Reply Share ...
bloodguard . 1d ago . Booty call flight from SFO to CDG (Paris). 6 Reply Share ...
Frankocean2 0 1d ago Basically, helping him escape a gated community because the girl he hooked up with decided that she wanted him to stay for the entire week, lol. 9 Reply Share ...
nehnehhaidou e 1d ago Fwb called me at 1am in Singapore, ended up flying out first thing the next morning to Koh Samui for a debauched weekend. 2009 was a good year. Share 10 Reply ...
Key-Control7348 1d ago . A tour of a cult compound in California. A five-hr drive and a post-dawn arrival in LA for a sandwich. 28 Reply Share ...
SethAndBeans 1d ago A bit over nine years ago my best friend Mike hit me up to go to the bar. Не almost never drank. When I got there, he was with his roomate, whom I had met about a month prior. I found her cute, but I kinda ignored her existence, as I'm not about to try to hit on my best friends' roomates. Apparently she kept asking about me and when I was gonna hang out next. So I go to the bar to hang out with him, and he ditches both of us. His logic was, She's
lifeslidesdown 1d ago Friend messages me in the middle of night. Tells me to meet him at random address in Philly and he will explain later. I never took adderall before but someone had given me one earlier and it was the middle of the night... fuck it. I drive to the address and park near by. I sit in my car and wait. Friend arrives and he takes me to this shady bar that is only open at very weird times and it like sort of a bar, not really a strip club, but does have random topless ladies
TheReal-Chris e 1d ago Edited 20h ago Buddy texted super late like 2am asking if I wanted to go to an after hours private club downtown. I really didn't. But it was a club that was hard to get an invite to so begrudgingly went. Ended up randomly running into and smoking weed with Dave Chappelle. Worth it. 19 Reply Share ...
. 1d ago MasterSpliffBlaster Hanging out with Jeff Goldblum 10 Reply Share ...
brucatlas1 1d ago Started yapping with a girl on tinder at 4am, offered to grab her a coffee from the gas station and a view of the sunrise - 6 years later we have a kid now. I travel for work so we go all over the country on family roadtrips. 85 Reply Share ...
dustinechos 1d ago A girl hit me up on the apps. We chatted a few times but this is the first time we hooked up. Four months later we basically live together and just had our eighth threesome last night. Oh and she adopted a cat that lives with me. + Share 105 Reply ...
pingsinger . 1d ago A threesome that was clearly a ruse for my fwb to finally act out his gay fantasy with his unsuspecting straight friend. I hope you're out there living your truth life, C! 89 Reply Share ...
Def_Main_Acc 6 2d ago E Getting in a random car and being drove across state lines and no I didn't get kidnapped or anything + 104 Reply Share ...
AlPaCherno 1d ago Lived in London for a couple of months for an internship. My roommate called me and asked what I'm doing because he met a couple of girls and were out at the Hawley Arms in Camden. Met up with them and went to the dodgiest house I've ever been into to score some coke. I mean dudes with face tattoos and guns on the table type stuff, but actually really nice guys. Afterwards we took a cab to Hempstead to a house party in the nicest mansion I've ever been in. We weren't invited but a couple
zivoradin e 1d ago S Smuggling close to a metric ton of biscuits across the border of a neighboring country at 2AM + 2.4K Reply Share ...
Key_Manufacturer_762 e 1d ago . Going to the border cross with France just to piss looking to France. + 2.1K Reply Share ...
namregiaht e 1d ago e 4 some with 3 of my exes. Yes, they all know each other. Not particularly proud of that one. + 214 Reply Share ...
smakweasle 1d ago I was in Chicago at a conference. Got a text from a friend that said come by bar. I get there, it's a pit...which is my kinda place. There's some ancient dude playing the blues in the corner. Totally in my element. An hour later В.В. King came out and did an impromptu set. No one had any idea, he happened to be in town and wanted to play some tunes. If that wasn't crazy enough 20 minutes into his set Eric Fucking Clapton sat down next to Lucille and В.В. They played obscure blues tunes for
ginger_whiskers 1d ago I'm not sure. Got the text, went over, drank, played poker. Woke up at dawn, alone, in a different empty apartment. I had a condom on. I had a few .45 bullets in my pocket. I don't have a .45, BTW. Upon leaving, I had to crawl over an apartment complex golf cart that was wedged into the stairwell. + 207 Reply Share ...
kengra17 1d ago When I was 14, I was about to fall asleep and a classmate I was acquaintances with texted me and asked if I was awake. I told him I was and asked what was up. Не proceeded to invite me to come to his house and play board games with him and his parents. From that night on, he became my best friend and about a decade later we are still best friends. I moved abroad after we graduated high school but I still visit him whenever I visit our hometown and he also came to visit
Coteezy 1d ago Lead to me picking up and babysitting my buddy at 2:30 a.m in the city as his car was getting towed due to a stunting charge on the highway after leaving the casino. After the cop left my buddy was thanking me as he didn't know how much longer he had till what he ate kicked in. Till what kicked in?! The gram of molly I ate when the cop pulled me over so he couldn't find it Ended up chilling with him till about 5:30-6am before I felt he was more than okay to take him
RussianDeepstate 1d ago It was a buddy of mine at about 1am hitting me up about his neighbors dog. Не had seen the dude beating on the dog previously but this particular night he had left him outside in about 10 degree weather without any shelter. I packed my shit up, bolt cutter and a mask and we went and liberated that dog. Не was possibly the greatest dog I've ever had the experience of living with, I miss that dude everyday. Dogs like him show appreciation and love like no other. The TLDR I stole a dog and he
massacre_5 E 1d ago e A 90 mins ride, followed by the kinkiest sex, followed by a fist fight, followed by a car crash. + 3.1K Reply Share ...
PowderHound40 1d ago Meeting my wife. I had fallen asleep and got a text from a girl that I had been casually seeing. She and some friends were drunk at a party and needed a ride. I reluctantly got up out of bed, got dressed and went to pick them up. When they piled into the backseat, I looked back to see who had gotten in the car and my future wife and I locked eyes. That was 14 years ago. + Reply Share 8K ...
1d ago Reginald_Waterbucket I was in Cabo San Lucas for a wedding. Got a text at night at my resort from a good friend saying he was also in Cabo and staying at a hotel downtown. Не had just won a lot of money in an online poker tournament and wanted to party. I met him and his buddies and we all went out drinking. This led to us at a shady club surrounded by hookers and blow, none of which we had intended to purchase. Fast forward to a row of muscled mafia guys closing in on us and

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