43 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 2, 2024

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43 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 2, 2024

Another week is in the books, and so is the production phase of another season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Star and co-creator Rob McElhenney revealed to Screen Rant that the long-running FX comedy wrapped up the shooting of its 17th season this week, meaning that the second half of the two-part crossover with Abbott Elementary is just sitting on a hard drive somewhere. 

This week also revealed that Marge Simpson is one degree of separation from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The reality show’s new “friend of” guest star Jennifer Tilly opened up about how her marriage to the late Sam Simon helped establish her Beverly Hills-esque fortune. Tilly revealed that she got a “piece of The Simpsons” in the divorce settlement and joked that “nobody knew that (the show) was going to go for trillions of years.” In other news, Bill Maher made a promise he almost certainly won’t keep. During an episode of his podcast Club Random, Maher told his guest Jane Fonda that he might “quit” show business following this year’s election results

Here’s hoping!

A new week also meant new tweets for the timeline. The week’s funniest included those about a singer with way too many questions, a use for 45 potatoes and a loss for the great people of Ireland.

emma @cosmicoraline . 3d ... snl had the opportunity to have two irish kings maximize their joint whimsical charm and they missed it Pop Base @PopBase. 3d SNL shares their upcoming scheduled hosts and musical guests for December. DEC DEC DEC 1 14 21 PAUL CHRIS MARTIN MESCAL SHORT ROCK GRACIE SHABOOZEY HOZIER ABRAMS 649 27K 12 629K
Michael Cook @MichaelCookFilm . 5d There is a direct line between J Robert Oppenheimer and this images existence Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju 5 5d EMOTE TAKE THE L Savor the W. Introduced in Season 3. This item is usable in: Fortnite Festival Battle Royale 11K 173K 4.9M 140
sandhya @dollarbillbluez 3d When I randomly chose to go to class instead of skipping for the first time in two weeks and there was a midterm UH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT WAS HAPPENING. 77 4.4K 130K 1.8M
Kris alsiKringle @AlsikkanTV : 2d me Well, there goes that espresso Pop Base @PopBase 2d Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly 'decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE). 74 6.7K 149K 4.8M
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1d An IG post tonight from Houston linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair, ppea O whose three-game suspension was upheld on appeal: 10.1K 72 PA Liked by roblloyd49 and others a_train2_ IF YOU WANT ME TO BE 2.5K 1.4K 20K 4M
TAYVIE @tayviemarie 3d ... men.... made u like feet? GIF M @GrandMmaster.4d The homies done turned me into a foot man already feel sorry for my next wifey.. bring them toes over here girl! GIF 113 3.4K 26K 1M
P @the_P_God . 4d ... France on any given week GERMANY Paris FRANCE Bay of Biscay ITALY В В с NEWS an Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable : 4d I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop. 32 2.3K 50K 1.5M
... @_knewbetter_ 3d she about to be on ariana's lap the whole interview allegra @theegrandeheels . 3d ariana grande will be on the drew barrymore show this thursday DREW barrymore show w's CBS News EDIA VENTURES 108 1.9K 77K del 2.1M
Daniel Racz @Danielracz_ 3d Never a doubt 2 Picks X SGP +30000 $ 1000.00 Global Politics 2024 Payout: $301,000.00 X Hunter Biden to be pardoned United States: Biden Family Markets X South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol to declare martial law Exact method of next coup attempt 126 4.8K 167K 5.9M
kyle @knicks_tape99.3d Joey @JoeyWright10-1m HE'S AN ABUSER, НЕ SHOT A GUN AT A WOMEN Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo 11m The Red Sox have progressed in talks with Aroldis Chapman and are working toward signing him, source tells MassLive. 8 Mike Antonellis @TheRadioMike 1m Established veteran, who can still pitch at a high level. This would be fantastic. Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo 11m The Red Sox have progressed in talks with Aroldis Chapman and are working toward signing him, source tells MassLive. 1 1 38 2.7K 6 137 135K
hailey @nobodynoswift 4d she's always asking us shit Midnights Question...? E ... Taylor Swift ...Ready For It? ... Taylor Swift I Heart? ... Taylor Swift Guilty as Sin? ... Taylor Swift Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? ... Taylor Swift Is It Over Now? (Taylor's Vers... ... Taylor Swift DELA How Did It End? ... Taylor Swift 3.6K 49 49K 666K
Tony نعيم @StrengthBuild 5d ... I don't want my mom to get old BET CAESARS. 1XBET Betika! SPORTSBOOK .com В RIVERS CASINO BOVADA betway Hard Rock BET Fanatics OVER 20the Sportsbook PUSSY ASS!! مو FANDUEL bet365 D Stake Polymarket GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY I #AD 20 1.1K 29K 418K
mary 11/ @lankytortoise 2d MY SISTERS BOYFRIENDS WRAPPED IM CRYING WHAT IS ... GAMINGMAS THIS 14:50 - AG DE e A 38% CRAZY FROG Salho voal War POLICE OD Share this story AAR UDI - CRAZY FROG en العربية Axel F 1 CRAZY HITS Crazy Frog Your top song was Axel F by REJ Barbie Girl Crazy Frog 2 Aqua You were in the top 0.006% of listeners globally REDNEX Cotton Eye Joe 3 Rednex Share this story COROPE The Final Countdown 4 Europe SCOTTS All The Blue Bonnets Are О... 1.1K 19K 270K 6.5M
jud @judson 1d we are 6 months away from pop crave having a war correspondent POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 1d Blue Cross Blue Shield will no longer cover anesthesia for the full length of certain surgeries in Connecticut, New York, and Missouri. If a surgery exceeds a specific duration, anesthesia costs for the additional time will not be covered. BlueCross. ® ® BlueShield® 5.3K 73 108K 2.2M
Howard Но @ho_howard. 2d ... Saying Wicked is a sequel is like saying Hamilton is a sequel to 1776. Ted Gioia @tedgioia.2d The top 10 grossing movies of 2024 are ALL sequels. This is what cultural stagnation looks like. Everything is reheated leftovers. release Rank Movie Distributor Genre 2024 Gross Tickets Sold Date 1 Inside Out 2 Jun 14, 2024 Walt Disney Adventure $652,980,194 60,573,301 21 Deadpool & Wolverine Jul 26, 2024 Walt Disney Action $636,745,858 59,067,333 3 Despicable Me 4 Jul 3, 2024 Universal Adventure $361,004,205 33,488,330 4 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Sep 6, 2024 Warner Bros. Comedy $294,100,435 27,282,044 5 Dune:
adam @kingofthelocals. 5d Lock it in December 1, 2024 at 1:26 PM 2025 Predictions -Chappell Roan accidental wardrobe malfunction at the Grammys -Trump dies but comes back to life -Ariana Grande queerbating arc -Snapbacks make ironic resurgence -New Rihanna song and it's bad -Hawk Tuah girl joins The View -Kelce brothers tax fraud scandal -Rare slime captivates nation -Minecraft movie-related serial killer -Bethenny Frankel political campaign 665 241K 5.1M 11K
Lor Miss @blasianmami_ . 5d Im drunk. That was ridiculous Imfaoo Lor Miss @blasianmami_.5 5d Just tipped 75% on our bill. Call me Big Mama 357 6K 177K 5.8M
Bryce @FittsBryce- 3d Just told my girl I'm getting her tickets to see SZA Easy alley oop fellas #gameisgame Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar.3d Grand National Tour @sza grandnationaltour.com 32 1.6K 37K 1.2M
L @solodeauxleaux-4d ... When I hear that first Teams ring tomorrow, I might jump out the window 37 4.8K 26K 8.8M
Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas 4d does anyone know if 40% on premium is expiring today 86 559 12K 188K
multitude container @lllliatttt.3d pondering this latke recipe tea towel from the CVS hanukkah shelf. 45 potatoes and 1 onion. $5.99 9 ONLY.NOT P BY Hanukkah INTERNAT Towel Set S DONATION COMATION ONE o O Potato Lattes recipe 45 Russet potatoes, peeled and 1 yellow onion, finely diced 2 eggs 1/4 cup flour, may add move if salt and pepper to taste vegetable oil for frying P S hred potatoes in food processor o Arao side of box arator 81 814 20K 627K
Demi @demifordc.22h I just need a day between everyday...to recover from the day before... just so I can prepare for the day coming 39 11.8K 42.2K del 774K
Stampg @stampg_wifeyera 2d he had less of a negative reaction to someone shooting him btw out of context house m.d. @nocontexthouse... 2d The fact is... I don't like monster trucks. 76 6.4K 105K 1.5M
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer 2h ... If you're cold they're cold, let the elves into your house 81 624 5.9K 82K
'@sixinchbeys 16h who's the ceo? Pop Base @PopBase 16h Chipotle announces they are raising prices by 2% due to inflation. CHIPOTLE MEXICAN GRILL 222 4.1K 45K del 1.3M
jeans @sanjilicker. 4d ... is anyone in this production straight it's musical theatre sapphics like: @sapphicslike 6d marissa bode and her girlfriend wren brooks 9 1.5K 19K 282K
Just Beachin @nolelifestyle. 17h Where TF does SMU think Charlotte is? SMU Football SMU @SMUFB · 1d ACC The Finale. ACC Championship Game Poster #PonyUpDallas SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLINA MUSTANGS FOOTBALL 32 8412 N 96.7845 W A THE FINALE SMU FOOTBALL ACC CHAMPIONSHIP 2024 100 521 14K 982K
is christopher diaz home? @ischrishome. 13h december 5th Not home. < Dad What's the perfect popcorn to cranberry ratio again? Today 5:54 PM You can do whatever dad 72 19K 60 1.1K
slim riggins @rigginsslim 20h i will make January 6 look like an ice cream social Robert F. Kennedy Jr - Health Secretary P... 1d BREAKING: Effective January 20th, I will be BANNING all consumption of Diet Coke in the United States. It's time to Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA Who's with me? tokok CAFFEINE FREE NO SUGAR NO CALORIES 12 RU NO SUGAR (355 ml NO CALORIES 10 640 8.6K 250K
Sab @sabooschin - 1 1d the check cleared @worldofreel . 1 1d Reel Updates BARRY JENKINS says directing MUFASA was not my thing, and that he wants to work the other way again. His next film could potentially be a biopic of choreographer Alvin Ailey for Searchlight. tinyurl.com/bdp4467t 32 1.8K 38K dJ 1M
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat 12h ... Me after Bob the Builder fixes another building and saves the day Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet Floored. I am so grateful. Thank you Bob 5 148 2.9K 56K
DuggyArt @DuggyArt. 1d Was this parodying something or did someone just think it would be funny to randomly do Checkered Network @CheckerdNetwork 1d 0:08 129 1.7K 59K 2.4M
Kancho @HumpedMyJeweler .2 2h I'm losing my mind dawg this ain't for me Which event should we time travel to? Mexico s с Seattle Sarasota, fla s A random fact love is bet you can't music Your teeth can't bite your ears 97 595 25K 448K
Delta @Dobs407 1d ... firmly believe this might be one of the greatest tweets ever made mairead @H1SNHERS 'they/them pronouns are confusing' why does the car start flying at the end of grease. 9:53 pm 04 Jul 21 25.9K Reposts 431 Quotes 206K Likes 8 2K 24K 215K
224 Colin IRIS TI @IntroSpecktive - 1 18h Mario Party minigame Dexerto @Dexerto . 2 2/17/24 There is a german TV show where contestants try to split things perfectly in half 7 SEKUNDE cc التا VIDEOS 13 1.6K 29K 440K
hydra @blephin_ 1d Did you kill yourself mid listen G Goku 2 #SpotifyWrapped Top Artists Top Songs 1 Duster 1 Inside Out Minutes Listened 2 47 7.4K 1.7M 136K
meegru @EldritchBunny11 17h raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses and sleeping with roaches New life 5 1.3K 7.7K 85K
skia @P4SCALexe. 1d ROME HAS FALLEN @archivedilfs @archivedilfs Account suspended X suspends accounts that violate Our Rules. 209 4.1K 26K 596K
aLec robBins @alecrobbins 17h put me in touch with seth macfarlane i have an idea. Family Guy Remix. same show but all the cutaway gags are on shuffle so you never know which one you're gonna get 17 348 4.5K 48K
a well drink @amtrakslut. 1d ... everyone in san francisco is sort of being like ok what if we grabbed our lunch before the tsunami hits 5 171 3.4K dJ 127K
jr asparagus @whitethan0s . 2 23h ... *staring at her bush* so why did you do 9/11 6 255 1.6K 47K
jynx @jynxbby 3h me: girl what happened 25:33 my friend: 192 2.4K 6.6K 235K
@criminalsirens. 1d Valentinell SEEING PTV 6/08 ... WHEN YOU BUY CONCERT TICKETS BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE CONCERT 31 1.6K 11K 148K

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