35 of the Most Satisfying Times Someone Said ‘I Told You So’

‘Glass shards and boiling water everywhere’
35 of the Most Satisfying Times Someone Said ‘I Told You So’

There’s no phrase more satisfying to say than “I told you so.” It suggests that you possess the limitless power of an all-knowing god, when in reality, you simply used common sense and reasoning to form a logical conclusion. 

A Redditor’s free-spirited roommate refused to be shackled to the responsibility of carrying his house key, using the rationale that their shifts always end around the same time, thus negating his need to keep his key handy. One day, our Redditor went back home to his parents’ house, which was a few hours away, and got a call from his roommate, who was locked out and standing in the pouring rain. He shrugged, told him that he wouldn’t be home until the next day, and the madcap roommate had to sleep on a friend’s couch. 

This is sort of the ideal “I told you so” scenario — the obvious conflict, the certainly avoidable inconvenience, the pouring rain — every element is present.

Other Redditors have shared the times they, or someone they knew, got to gleefully exclaim “I told you so!,” including a story where a lemon tree stands as a testament to what’s possible. Take that, mom!

Illustrious_Bath3300 9mo ago I declined to eat mushrooms my in-laws gathered. They've never read a book in their lives, much less a mushroom identifier guide. Guess who ended up with an overnight hospital stay? They weren't poisonous but not for consumption. Best part? The other siblings were forbidden from telling dh and I. Sibs shared the news of course. + 153 ...
 9mo ago My boss didn't believe me that someone on my team was charging hours he wasn't actually working in the time right after covid peaked and things shifted to WFH. She accused me of micromanaging and I just needed to trust him. So I did, while monitoring how often he was logging in to work. When she realized he was working at most 4 hours a week and taking over a month to implement a one line code change, they finally acknowledged I was right and took action. 227 ...
EclecticDreck 9mo ago I was idly bouncing an incredibly dull knife against my leg. When I say dull, I mean that it struggled to cut a banana. A friend happened to notice what I was doing and said That's super dangerous. I shrugged and said It's too dull to even make it through my apron and punctuated my point with another, harder bounce, stabbing myself in the leg. It turns out a paring knife without an edge can still have a point, much as my friend did. 217 ...
VoiceOfSoftware 9mo ago My brother inherited a house, and decided to sell it to his friend. I told him it's important to make sure his friend goes through a bank, gets a loan, mortgage, all the normal things you would do when selling a house to a stranger. Nope, because it was his friend, he just signed a quitclaim and had a handshake deal with the guy to pay monthly for 30 years. Guess who died a couple years later, and whose wife conveniently forgot the handshake deal? Friend's wife has a nice free house now. 266 ...
FresnoMac 4y ago My brother had a really bad habit of putting his wallet in the back pocket of his pants and going to work and busy places all around the city. You could practically see it sticking out of the pocket. I warned him many times over the years that he's inviting himself to be robbed, that a skilled thief is gonna swipe it off easy without him having any clue. Не ignored me saying he was too mindful to let that happen. One day he came home looking ghastly as hell. Turns out he indeed got robbed. Lost
miguel1521 4y ago So I was throwing knifes at a tree. And my father told me to be careful cause the knife could bounce off of the tree. I didn't see that to actually happen. So I continued throwing knifes at the tree and then it happened. A knife bounced off of the tree and hit me in the foot. When he went to go examine how bad the wound was, he asked me how it happened. I told him the knife bounced off and hit me in the foot and then he said I told you so. 1.1K ...
Tru-Queer 4y ago At work we keep buckets of pizza sauce with lids on them prepped and ready to go for, well, making pizzas. We usually keep them under the makeline table so they're easily accessible when you need to switch them out between the empty ones and the full ones. One day I watched as my coworker grabs a bucket of sauce with one hand and lifts it up to the counter and sets it down. I told him, You got lucky this time, but never use 1 hand to lift the bucket up, always use 2 hands. Those
2leewhohot 4y ago I was teaching a long time employee how we build our end displays. Always start on the bottom, take one item out of each case to evenly measure it out and adjust the shelves as needed. You don't want to eyeball it and fill it, then get to the top shelf and you're out of room. Не insisted he knew how to build the display, and was filling and packing the shelves as he was going and, sure enough, ran out of room on the top. Не was staring at it, willing it to fit, but that
mothmonsters 4y ago Told an acquaintance to throw out 4 year old fireworks. Не didn't then blew off part of his fingers with them. 192 ...
Eskibro830 12y ago When I was about six years old, my Mom brought home a movie when she got back from work. When she put the DVD in, it started playing about halfway through the movie. Upon trying and failing to rewind it, we were at a dilemma. Why was it starting halfway through? I suggested taking the DVD out and flipping it over. My Mom told me what a ridiculous Idea that was and how it wouldn't work. I insisted, but she just kept rejecting my idea. As our family proceeded to not find a solution, I was all
yurdu 12y ago Told my stoner buddy who'd broken down and had weed in the car that's right next to a sheriff's office so whatever you do DON'T light up, DON'T put your hazards on and if a cop comes, DON'T give permission for them to search, I'll be right over. I pull up 10 minutes later, see his car with the hazards on . . and a cop car behind it with lights and everything. Не was in the back of the cop car. Passive aggressive bastard had chosen to ignore every point I'd covered, and paid, albeit appropriately
I_Tried_Mate 4y ago My Dad had a bad habit of driving down the middle lane for a whole mile while he commuted back from his weekly shopping trip. I always warned him that he can't be in that lane for that long, but he always wrote it off, saying it's fine. Finally, after doing this for two years he was pulled over by the police and ticketed. Не was upset that day, but all I could say is I told you so. + 865 ...
 12y ago e I told my friend that he was an idiot for putting IcyHot on his balls. Sure enough, I was right within a few seconds. + 945 ...
ninadien 12y ago Edited 12y ago A friend of mine was filling up his gas tank one night and leaves the pump running to go into the store for a drink. Не gets back to the car and puts it in gear so i reminded him that the hose was still in the tank to which he replies yeh right and drives off. Next we hear the sound of rubber stretching followed by a snap as the hose was ripped off of the pump. Then the gas station attendant walks out of the store wondering what the hell just happened
HezaLeNormandy 9mo ago One time my mom and I were at Walmart and we spotted this woman who looked a lot like my aunt returning a TV. She told me to go get her attention and I said no, that's not my aunt. She said I know my sister and proceeded to yell HEY FAT WOMAN and this woman turned and glared. 881 ...
shavedape61 . 9mo ago . I told my ex-wife's new husband that she was a cheater and would do it to him. Не said she wouldn't. Forward 5 years, and they're divorced. Не tells me she cheated several times for long periods. Не tells me he wished he'd listened. + 962 ...
thecountnotthesaint 9mo ago Told ex I was passing a kidney stone and needed to go to the ER/ urgent care. She told me to suck it up, and that it was just a bit of man flu. Despite the pain, my anger had me drive her and myself to the Urgent care, get a CT scan and have to doctor tell me that it was a 5mm kidney stone halfway to my bladder. The look on her face when he confirmed that I was right was worth the pain and agony. + 1K ...
craxiom0 4y ago This dumb asshole woman wouldn't leave the llamas at our petting zoo alone, even after I warned her. Eventually they had enough and spit alllll over her. Green goopy spit from head to torso. She threw up a bunch and I laughed. Until I smelled it and then I was retching too. + 2.3K ...
SynchronizedCalamity 4y ago Bed frame wasn't properly lashed down while moving, partner insisted the weight of the frame would keep it in place. Flew into the middle of a major intersection on a left turn. We dodged four lanes of on coming traffic to collect the pieces. I fixed my partner with a look that could peel paint, and he said I know, I know, you told me so and you're right. I'm sorry. I still give him shit for it every time we move something. It's funny now, but god damn was I pissed at the time. + 1.8K
neelrak 9mo ago When I was in high school (15 years ago) during a basketball game the coach pulled me out and berated me for not boxing out the opponent for a rebound. I did box her out and I knew it, so I talked back to him. We really got into it. That really ticked him off so I didn't go back in the rest of the game. The next Monday at school he pulled me into his office and said he watched the game film over the weekend and apologized because I did indeed box her out. +
 12y ago My parents were trying to move a couch out of a room. Of course, this couch was much larger than the door, so they had no idea how it got in there in the first place. They had no idea how to get it out. I suggest taking the top part off of it. They said that was silly and to go downstairs to keep my younger brother occupied. 2 hours later, my dad asks me to go get a screwdriver. Why? Не found screws holding the top part to to rest of the couch. I got
CalamityJaneDoe . 12y ago - I got hit in the face with a softball when I was 8. I told my mother that it really hurt and that I thought it was broken. But since I wasn't crying enough, she thought that it must be OK and ice would be sufficient. 8 years later I was at the doctor's office with my mother (new doctor) and he asked when I had broken my nose. My mother was horrified. + 3.8K ...
Unit91 12y ago - In college (in the mountains) we're all drinking, police come and the Freshman (underagers) start to run the wrong way, I try to tell one of em, you can't go that way! , , to which he replied, Fuck you man! so I just shrugged and let his dumb ass go. About a week later I saw the same freshman with his leg in a cast... Не fell down the side of the mountain- where I tried to tell him not to go and broke his leg. Told ya so. + 2.3K ...
pyro-genesis 12y ago | told someone not to use a drinking glass to make coffee in, because the glass was not tempered and would probably shatter. They looked at me like I was an idiot, then while filling the glass said I've done this a hundred tim... shatter. Glass shards and boiling water everywhere. 1.4K ...
runner_available 4y ago My sister and I were out sledding when we were kids at this place with a really steep hill. I had unknowingly gone down a sled path that had a jump in it, and when I landed it really hurt my back. So when I got back up to the top of the hill I told my sister don't go that way, the jump really hurts. She called me a baby and didn't believe me that it really hurt so she decided she would go down that path on her sled. Well, she hit the jump and
olinselot 12y ago I went to my first baseball practice of the season at 10 years old. I played catcher most of the time so my father told me If they dont have catchers gear then do not play catcher. You'll get a foul ball in the face. Sure enough they had no catchers gear yet. The coach told me to go play catcher and I refused. Не got mad and yelled at me to get in there. I refused based on no gear. So the coach, visibly pissed, goes in and plays catcher. The very first pitch comes off
SpecialChosenBoi 4y ago Was picking beans with my sister and mom. To this day I still don't know why the fence was electric but it was. I touched it and I got zapped. It wasn't too bad but it hurt. I jumped away and my sister saw me, I said that it was an electric fence. Of course she just thought I was pranking her. I was trying to tell her the whole time we picked beans but she didn't believe me. Right at the end she touched the fence and she didn't see it coming at all... Her face
derpguru 12y ago Edited 12y ago I was a little kid, came home from school one day with the sudden urge to plant a tree. So, I took a lemon from the kitchen counter, cut it open, and extracted a couple seeds. My mom finds out what I'm planning to do, and says, That'll never work! Lemon trees grow in the tropics, and besides, these lemons are genetically modified! ~8 years later and there is a bigass lemon tree that sits in the corner of my kitchen, I always point to it whenever my mom doubts me + 2.1K ...
oceanrudeness 12y ago . I backed into a large snowbank on my drivers license test. BUT I had already told the examiner that if I kept backing up as he commanded I was going to hit it. Не didn't believe me, so I backed into it and just looked at him in the post-crunch silence. Не was embarrassed, but I got my license anyway! Ha. 593 ...
CayonSalad 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Since I was 14, my throat got itchy when I ate apples. I told my mom but she thought I just didn't want to eat apples and forced me to eat them. Went to the doctor's office and got a test for allergies. Turns out, I'm allergic to apples, peaches, and many other fruits. + 4.2K ...
Hippopotasaurus-Rex 9mo ago Ex boss, who I was not fond of, had a vehicle he wanted to sell. Не met someone who wanted to make payments on it (used private party) but take possession when they made the first payment. I told him not to do it. I said it was almost certain they will crash the car, and then just stop paying, and he'll be left with a damaged car and no money. Не told me I was dumb and went ahead with the deal. Ok. Whatever you say. For a couple months things were good and he was
No-Ice2179 9mo ago I was in freight. I delivered a pallet that was supposed to have 750 pieces. It looked a little short so I asked the customer to count it. Не refused three times after I explained to him if it was short they're going to deny your claim. Не said don't worry. I said ok, & noted it on the paperwork that he refused to count. Не signed it. Two weeks later he called the customer service rep to report a shortage & make a claim. The customer service rep called me & asked did I remember it.
drax3012 9mo ago My roommate at the time always refused to take his keys whenever he left the house (despite me telling him not to do that), relying on the fact that I always had mine (our shifts ended around the same time so we would usually come home together). One day whilst we were both out I had to go back to my parent's house which was a couple hours away. As I was pulling up to their drive, I get a call from him, stranded in the rain, outside our place without his keys. I told him that
SpidermanBread в 9mo ago Booked a flight to bangkok with a cancelling insurance, and almost all of my friends laughed why'd i spend extra money on such thing. They weren't laughing March 2020 + 2.8K ...
LittleBitOdd 9mo ago A big jar of sugar-free gummy sweets appeared in my office. Having already fought and lost a battle with sugar-free gummie bears, I wasn't going to touch them, but my manager loves those sorts of sweets. As I like my manager, I warned her that sorbitol is a laxative, and she should practice extreme moderation. Sadly, she did not heed my warning, and spent most of the afternoon in the bathroom 97 ...

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