45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 25, 2024

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45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 25, 2024

Despite a number of comedians expressing remorse for engaging in “regrettable” projects back in the early aughts, one pair of brothers are sticking to their guns, no matter how shallow it makes them seem. 

Although Jack Black admitted that he’s “not proud” of his role in Shallow Hal, the Farrelly Brothers think their “real beauty” of a film still stands the test of time. On the other end of the spectrum, Ben Stiller is under no such delusions about Tropic Thunder. He recently told Collider that the film’s specific brand of satire is “harder to do” in today’s cultural environment, noting that Robert Downey Jr.’s blackface character would be “incredibly dicey” to pull off now.

In SNL news, Bowen Yang revealed the “weird, chaotic” Garbage Party that cast members throw every holiday season. The annual bash takes place after the final read-through of the year, and involves Lorne Michaels playing the role of Santa Claus, while everyone else brings whatever “garbage” they can think of (from Jell-O shots to Funko Pops). 

Speaking of SNL, Andy Samberg admitted that he isn’t supposed to be on the show anymore, but that he stuck around for another week when he learned of Charli XCX’s hosting gig because he “thought it might be D-O-P-E” to record music with her.

The gang at Abbott Elementary definitely has a lot to celebrate. The Season Four premiere has racked up major numbers, with its opening episode up 321 percent in its first month on streaming, amassing nearly 9 million total viewers. The increase in viewership marks Abbott Elementary’s best performing episode since Bradley Cooper guest-starred back in March.

Thankfully, the timeline isn’t taking any holiday breaks and continues to provide its regular helping of hilarious tweets. This week’s funniest included those about a sign of old age, a curious reply guy and a man inspired by Dave Matthews Band.

trevy @chillextremist - 23h Listening to Dave Matthews Band and feel inspired to do something crazy anived 86 1.3K 37K 851K
ash @ashmatxx 1d Watched the terminator for the first time last night and didn't know the terminator was the bad guy UH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THAT WAS HAPPENING. 233 1.9K 80K 1.4M
mj @bigdybbukenergy. dd ... mintilicious tingle diden @alqueerian . 2 2d are those the- The Lush dupes from Lidl? Yeah. They are. DIZZY HONEY MINTILICIOUS RELAX TINGLE I'M HOME ROSE SHOWER GEL SHOWER GEL SHOWER GEL SHOWER GEL Sap in the shower for dreamy scented experience Stop FF shower for a minty scented experience Step in the shower for rosy scented experience Step the shower for a sweet scented experienced Bring on the chill vibes with tranquil blend of Dring on the uplifting vibes with sparkling blend Bring on the groovy vibes with fragrant blend al Bring on the good vibes with an aroma blend d aromatic lavender, sweet tonka and ylang ylang
@WiggerCoon 1d courtney ... ANOTHER FOUR DOLLARS LF ٩٩ adidas 98 3 DUNKIN' TO DD DONUTS® 28 3.4K 970K 37K
DEATHLY SWALLOWS @jennithepsycho. 1d u need to be worried about kathryn tbh Insufferable Women Uncensored sunflower @shortyliyaa.1d Hey.. to anyone with an emotionally unavailable dad who puts all the responsibility on you to talk to them first... or you don't talk at all. What would you say ? (1 reach out every once in a well to check in. Maybe ask to hang out. Doesn't ever fall through) Plant Positive seeds <3 Today, 3:00 PM Messages Show less X Dad now Never call or text me. Dad now I'm still alive. MONOPOLY GO! 2m ago Kathryn robbed your bank and stole 192,000,000! $ Turn
Seb @TheSomethingFan - 1d Mac and Dennis: we're gay Charlie subplot: Neb @NebsGoodTakes 1d Pacific Rim (2013) HK Hong Kong GIF 70K 41 4.3K 1.9M
Marvel Comics MARVEL @MarvelComicsHQ-23h ... MARVEL COMICS big day for Scott Summers POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2 2d Cheating on your spouse has been decriminalized in New York. 2.9M 585 8K 66K
NEON @neonrated . 1d NEON You wake up at 40 needing someone to blame. You're the one to blame! Robes Pierre @itsflanagain 1d Doing the entire Anatomy of a Fall monologue at my boyfriend because he didn't replace the toilet paper roll 2.1K 32K 815K 16
jos @josiahhughes 23h ... ٥٦٣٤ my set up SECRET LAS TITAN 14 172 6.9K 138K
@TownsUsa 4d New town every hour My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this 6:52 Auto Semor Com Retweat hate Milk Defresh Sohten Veggies Popcorn 1 2 4 5 7 8 STOP o S Clock 6 Settings Power Level T Timer On-ON 1.1K 18K 408K 9.6M
tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug 1d If i dont receive a gif of the vape hit in 24 hours hostages will begin to die FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d 'CONCLAVE' is now available on VOD. 11 686 23K del 1.3M
noodles @brandon_liuuuu 1d posted my gf on ig and her reply guy DMed me nendomanix 19 followers 0 posts You don't follow each other on Instagram You both follow caitlinrise View profile 1:05 AM Replied to your story :0 happy5 I tell me how you did it 1.4K 44K 892K 126
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajandelman 1d ... Me, in my 30s, seeing a film in theaters once or twice a week I'm doing my part! aliyah @a1iyahswrld.2d as someone who works at an independent cinema, i'm increasingly unsettled by the extent to which international, low-budget and arthouse films are only kept in cinema by senior patrons. x.com/ achingkneejoin... 900 15K 16 415K
Bri @cOnwaybanks 2d this is literally what i look like before i tweet something that will get 0 likes 161 1.2K 6 12K
emily @folkcardigan13 - 1d he saw you all calling sebastian stan mcu robert pattinson and went bitch i'm mcu robert pattinson Pip Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz- 1d Robert Pattinson reportedly had a meeting with Kevin Feige for a potential role in the MCU. (Via @DanielRPK) R ZE MARVEL STUDIOS 34 67K 3.6K 1.4M
daniel @ohoneygotovegas 1d one thing about Demi Lovato... you'll NEVER know her next move Demi Lovato News @justcatchmedemi-1d Demi Lovato is a new character on Subway Surfers for a limited collaboration! Coming December 3rd. Demi Lovato Superstar Surfer Selected 7.5K 136 168K 3.5M
ez @ezisbored. 1d ... Trying to pee with a boner feels like this 27 812 17K 388K
stanley @oilyoils 2d One thing about club chalamet she's guna remind us she got money Club Chalamet @ClubChalamet - 2d Bonjour from Paris, France, the ancestral homeland of Timothée! CHATEAU MAUTAIN BERGERAC - سة - 2022 سنة . 68 1.7K 80K 2.2M
WitchDoctorDB @db_witch - 1d How do we let the audience know this scene takes place in the 90s? The twin towers: 0:04 55 6.1K 148K 3.2M
Sam Franzini @samfz7 1d I think about this headline all the time.... what a gorgeous sentence Lana Del Rey says when she's not writing, she's just at Starbucks, talking shit all day Lana opens up about the creative process behind Norman Fucking Rockwell! in a new interview By SALVATORE MAICKI August 22, 2019 176K 8 440 8.1K
yukki @yeahyukki - 1d ... 25 leg parlay Bad Nigga Talk Uncensored muda @mudatouchdown 1d Bro what do I do $0.83 Available balance Account details Available balance $0.83 ? Present balance $0.83 ? 219 9.1K 158K 9.7M
Tarnished Mia @hojpg2 · 1d i love using words like perhaps, appears, seems, et cetera in my essays because well. i really do think that it depends 64 12K 128K 1.3M
AWelshGuy @prowelshguy 3d probably because he fucking died Gladiator 2: Here's Why Russell Crowe is Missing The Direct 1d 639 4.6K 148K 3.6M
lauve @ceojrr 1d ... who want me ORLAN : 0% yes 0% yes 0 votes . Final results 5K 62K 446K del 15M
@alorisoi . 1d ... fuck it we ball (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity) 176 58K 252K 5.7M
big boy online @idonotbleed 1d (having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? better? or worse? 207 7.6K 128K 3.1M
Loky @LokyMann 2d I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep g @billygrene - 2d y'all sleep on y'all stomach, back, or side? 133 19K 95K 3.5M
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajandelman 1d ... Me, in my 30s, seeing a film in theaters once or twice a week I'm doing my part! aliyah @a1iyahswrld.2d as someone who works at an independent cinema, i'm increasingly unsettled by the extent to which international, low-budget and arthouse films are only kept in cinema by senior patrons. x.com/ achingkneejoin... 900 15K 16 415K
gabriella @_000011111111_.1d ... Hit my vape on call. Customer asked if I hit my vape on a call. I said Nah I just breathe like that 16 559 10.3K del 163K
moose @repenetrator 16h ... obsessed with the title of this pic i downloaded from pinterest Perhaps he sampled a lemon Done www.DeforestationEducatlon.com 27 1,669 27.8K 416K
mimi @furryslag 18h ... just cried laughing for like 10 minutes with what my sis wrote in her notes app on the flight 23:10 Title The woman just said this must be a new plane it's really fast of B P is o لو for u P K a y A t and h ( m g n e f b w d V 9 951 31.8K 367K
Gladney, The 45th Edition @T....22h ... And that thing.... Is usually some shit like this: Fro @rojoafro.22h When you're not doing well mentally it will be the smallest most insignificant thing to happen that sends you over the edge. 759 44.7K 439K 9.3M
John BrewersRaptor Egan 19h ... Um, check please WER SIMPSON R LEWIS HERNANDEZ 52 21 32 364 3,961 71.4K 3M
trey guevara @treythem 15h ... you could not pay me to watch this video SAVIOR COMPLEX 12:05 Kendrick Lamar and Steven Universe: Breaking the Savior Complex Jordan Driver . 826 views. 5 hours ago 169 3,316 62.2K del 1M
@infinitethird . 1 1d Billy Mays III ML please don't bother me during my meditation TACO BELL 10:00:02 10 hours of silence occasionally broken = up by the Taco bell Bong xander 471K views 3 years ago 29 2,139 30.7K 905K
corb @awshuqs 1d : who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun? : 23 . 72 13.6K 136K del 2.7M
jeezy hndrxx @DacoldesstJ. 1d stop asking me what im doing for thanksgiving i cut my whole family off last month im goin to wing stop 462 12.9K 100K del 2.1M
sam @texhnolyzedfish - 1 1d ... they made a movie solely designed for the display TVs at best buy Snow White (2025) @S... . 3d THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN cc 233 6,783 162K 3.4M
MR. MITCH @1800ghostman 1d ... Christ suffered in the flesh just like me 51 3,532 67.1K 1M
Prince Debit @MainEvent... 1d ... J. Cole let out a sigh of relief knowing that apologizing is officially not the lamest thing someone has done during a rap beef 29 NC 116 7,098 78.3K 1.2M
chey @iwishurosesxo.1 1d I am the way I am because my parents never picked me up on time after school 258 16.5K 98K 2.1M
caleb gamman @calebgamman.2d ... thank you skrillex Skrillex @Skrillex.2d Garfield was the Larry David of childhood 6 203 3,985 151K
sam @sleepyhead2342.2d White people be like: mommmm where did u put my bong 53 1,640 21.4K 355K
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor 5d ... I knew I was getting old when them yellow lays chips started hitting too hard 686 13.6K 90.7K del 3M
benni boi @bennni_boi.2d ... Coworker has revealed to me he has a 24.99% interest rate on his car loan among Мен, deriving That WI any Form People to the Right ayi suc the kel for 1,013 5,117 177K 7.3M

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