25 Funny Bits of Drama Going on Between People’s Pets

‘Upset donkeys are LOUD’
25 Funny Bits of Drama Going on Between People’s Pets

Anyone with more than one pet knows that a war could be brewing between all of them at any moment. One Redditor cited the ongoing cartoonish rivalry between their dog and their roommate’s cat. They lived in an apartment on the second floor, and frequently would get home to find their dog trapped outside on the balcony. After this went on for a while, they finally deduced that the roommate’s cat would lure the dog onto the balcony, then hop back inside the apartment and close the door, trapping the dog. 

While there’s definitely a conversation to be had about what other abilities that cat possessed, it’s a funny reminder that animals’ personalities aren’t so different from our own. 

Other Redditors have divulged the drama happening between their pets, a set of tales (tails?) that includes disgruntled donkeys, a shifting cat hierarchy and a group of territorial ducks.

Savono 6y ago Anniversary is coming up next week so wife thought it would be a good idea to get collars for our cats. The oldest cat keeps biting at everyone's collars now because he used to be the only one that had a collar. But his son seems to get it the worst because they both have bow ties and he doesn't like his son to shine. 1.7K ...

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MsLambLambs 6y ago The girl ferret taught the boy ferrets how to get into the closet, because she likes to feel smart and thinks she won't get in trouble if it's the boys doing it. I also caught her teaching the boys how to unzip the cushions on the couch in their room to hide inside. She is too much sometimes, the sneaky scoundrel. + 8.5K ...

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Emotionally_dead 6y ago Edited 6y ago I bought a clownfish for my tank recently. My neon goby has been hiding in the rocks ever since. I think he feels like a stranger in his own home now. Edit: thanks for the silver! It's my first. + 26K ...

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Waterproof_soap 6y ago 0 Rescued African Grey hates everyone. Her only joy is terrorizing the cockatiels. Cockatiels protest and evacuate their cage, AG sneaks in to eat their food (she is supposed to be in a restricted diet). No one wins. + 8.8K ...

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Casual-Notice 4y ago Three cats until several months ago, now four. All from different litters. All fixed. When it was just the three girls they had a shifting power dynamic that my wife and I called the Triple Détente. When the male was added, things got weird. Не terrorizes one, creepily stalks another, and is terrified of the third. This has created a bizarre new dynamic with a top cat (the female that terrifies the male) for the first time in years. 810 ...

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CDC_ 4y ago - My roommate has 2 large male dogs and I have a small female dog. My roommates male dogs like to rough house and play around sometimes. Whenever they get too loud my little dog will raise her head and growl ever- so-slightly. Just enough for them to hear her. As soon as she does, they stop for a minute and start playing quieter. Fucking surreal to see. + 24K ...

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zerbey 4y ago The dog doesn't like when the cat gives him dirty looks. The cat knows this, will deliberately stare him down, and then expertly leap out of the way when he goes to chase her. + 20K ...

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antimidas_84 4y ago Edited 4y ago 2 of the cats are best buddies, the 3rd is independent and is very love/hate. Nothing to worry about. One thing they have teamed up on is Walter, our new Shark Roomba. They hiss at it and instead of hiding or going on higher furniture have to keep an eye on it. They certainly didn't like when it got to close to their food and water dishes. Then when it returned to its base they sit directly around it and stare at it, keeping an eye on it. Thanks for making sure it doesn't

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UsernameObscured 4y ago My younger horse got jealous that the older one got a new halter. So when I wasn't looking...she stole it, and pooped on it. 1.1K ...

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vonMishka 4y ago In college, we lived in the second floor and would leave the sliding glass door open with the screen door shut on nice days. We'd often come home to find my dog, stuck on the balcony. We figured out that my roommate's cat was opening the screen door to let the dog out and then closing the door. 12K ...

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BlueDaisyCat 2y ago My parents have several cats. One was very old and ill and she was confined to their bedroom ( I say confined but she had luxury heated cat beds, a wall mounted cat climbing frame, 1000 toys and my parents spent a lot of time with her so she wasn't lonely.) They also have several other cats who roam the house freely. Well sadly the old kitty passed away a few weeks ago- broke everyone's hearts. But now that room is open and the other cats are all jockeying for posession of said room- and who gets to

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heydre1 6y ago e A stray cat recently sat outside our window teasing our indoor cats, which freaked all our indoor cats tf out. Somehow, in the confusion, one cat attacked her brother and now growls anytime he comes near her. 1.1K ...

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Trex-Cant-Masturbate 2y ago My orange cat alternates between seeing my Xolo as his best friend and tasty prey. I've seen them cuddle happily and play with toys together. I have also seen the cat wake up, stretch, walk over to the sleeping Xolo just to smack him and calmly go back to his sleeping spot. My German shepherd has figured out how to take a bite of her water and hold it in her mouth. She will then find the sleeping cat and dump the water on the cat. The cat understandably hates this. My German shepherd takes endless delight

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Smithssoni 2y ago Two cats and a hedgehog. The cats are in disbelief that the hedgehog not only eats dry cat food as her diet (the audacity!) but also that she gets a heat lamp and they don't. They are likely plotting a revolt. 941 ...

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grainia99 2y ago We have two donkeys, Geriatric donkey and Chonky donkey. Chonky has separation anxiety and freaks if she can't see Geriatric donkey. Geriatric donkey is too skinny and on a special high-protein diet. Chonky donkey is, well, chonky, and is on a diet, which she hates (but is looking much better).To keep Chonky donkey out of Geriatric donkeys food, I have to separate them. Now Chonky donkey is upset to be separated from Geriatric AND upset she can't steal Geriatric's much yummier food. Upset donkeys are LOUD. + 3.8K ...

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Stunning_Guest_8685 2y ago My blue heelers scared of my cat. My cat chills with the jack russell but hates the blue heeler. The blue heeler doesnt like to be away from the jack russell. Cue a terrified dog staring into the room just to be hissed at + 1.5K ...

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Sylar299 2y ago My cat wasnear a vent and meowed when I picked her up. Now the neighbors dog is going nuts and they scream at each other through it + 2.5K ...

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sleepysphynx 2y ago My cat has discovered my dogs bed, that he rarely uses, is bigger than hers. My dog has discovered she is using his neglected bed and has now decided he MUST use it immediately when he sees her on it. Не barks at her and boops her with his nose, she just gets even more comfortable and looks at him as if to say ya right kiddo, you know who's boss around here! She is an 8 year old hairless cat named Mew, and he is an almost 2 year old Dogue de Bordeaux named Wilfred. +

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Goose_Trick . 2y ago E My dog stole the blueberry my conure was eating so she fluffed up and head down charged at him and chased him around the room + 1K ...

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dragonavicious 2y ago I have a girl cat that doesn't get along with her two younger brothers (who are peas in a pod). They chase her and she runs and hisses, absolutely terrified.. We were at our wits end because they aren't violent kitties except to her. Then we started watching her behavior more closely and noticed how she would play with them when she didn't think we were watching. Sit by them, show her belly, even groom them. As soon as she noticed we were in the room she'd act like they attacked her, even if they hadn't done

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askingxalice 2y ago Edited 2y ago The cat desperately wants to play with the dog. The dog, who played with our last cat like best friends, absolutely refuses to have anything to do with her. It makes me sad, I feel bad for both of them. + 5.3K ...

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 2y ago i have a cat & chickens. one of my chickens chased my cat yesterday and now she's hiding in my room + 4.2K ...

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baywchrome 2y ago My horses who are bffs got a new buddy. Buddy likes both horses. Horse 1 likes buddy, horse 2 does not, so now original two horses are in a rough patch in their friendship. Feels like a cliche issue between highschool girls. + 2.8K ...

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lime-y 2y ago My ducks are so dramatic about sharing their pools. I have three ducks and two pools, one green, one pink. All three have decided the pink pool is their favorite and fight over who gets to be in it. They all three can fit comfortably in one pool, but they chase each other out and fight about who gets to be the only one in there. It's hilarious to watch. This spring, I'm buying new pools. Three all pink ones lol. They also bully the wild birds and squirrels. And when they hear the neighborhood dogs start

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TheRedmanCometh 6y ago One of my rabbits keeps trying to steal the other ones spot under my bathroom sink in my dirty clothes overflow. The day he learned to open those cabinet doors..ugh 765 ...

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