63 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of November 2024

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63 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of November 2024

November was a hard month for Muppets fans — Disney broke their hearts by announcing the shuttering of the beloved Muppet*Vision 3D theme-park attraction — but a great one for Josh Gad.

At least according to Josh Gad.

A couple of weeks ago, Gad went public with his elation that everyone who has read the script to his Spaceballs sequel has been “blown away” by it. While it’s still unclear who exactly is providing this feedback, Gad described the process of working with Mel Brooks as one of the “highlights” of his career. 

On a completely different note, if you’re looking to continue Thanksgiving familial strife — or are looking to instigate such drama over Christmas — be sure to tell your very religious aunt that Life of Brian is much more historically accurate than the Bible. In a recent interview, Monty Python collaborator Julian Doyle defended the film’s recounting against the biblical version while promoting his new book The After-Life of Brian, which explores the controversial film’s relationship with its source material and those who protested it.

November also provided some great tweets to pass around during the holiday season. This month’s funniest included those about a unique sleeping arrangement, furniture for a crustacean and the upside of Alzheimer’s.

Lloyd @felonyfuckbuddy19 19h ... Smoking weed when your British gotta be like Cor Blimey I'm bloody roasted off this spliff and I'm bri'ish 7 325 2,860 del 75.5K

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JK @GRAVEHOPP187 - 16h ... Me as soon as someone think they know me 2.6K 352K 49 16K

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Mars :3c @MarcieMushrooms 13h ... this is what I imagine coding is like Ladder Zombie @the_seven1.2d DO NOT ERASE Ha-heh! GNOME. НЕ IS HOLDING THE FABRIC OF REALITY TOGETHER. 244 5,386 76.6K 1M

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ky @prncesskrly.1 1d I miss when people used to fight at stores at 12am after thanksgiving 19 1.4K 6.9K 150K

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Jada Lynn MM MM @Jayyyyyy_25.21h ... Grandparents buy their grandkids anything deno 467 4,527 61.2K 1M

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Twiz @twizzyu 16h ... I didn't know that Milwaukee had a Wario 75 C Islan Gam Zilwaukee aginaw River 79 1,901 46.1K 1M

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Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe... . 1d ... Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said did ya put some gas in it? And the other guy patted the cart and said yep, filled 'er up for ya and they had a good little chuckle together 58 1,068 25.3K 337K

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cas7 @BEADY3YE.6d forcing irish people to meet the royal family is so foul look at paul's face '@cravemedia_.66 CHARITY 100YEARS M+TV GLAMPIOR ARITY GLADIATOR GLADIATOR CLADATOR 256 5,688 143K del 10.4M

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AARON!! serge daney mcbride @abs_sw... 1d ... I'm gonna be honest, I had no clue this was where he said it. I thought he said it at the White House or Camp David or somewhere it was normal for a President to be. The Mickey Wiki @TheMick... - 1d On this day in 1973, President Richard Nixon declared I am not a crook at Disney's Contemporary Resort. OF THE PRESIDENT SEAL SALVARS OF THE UNITED 74 3,873 64.1K 1.5M

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Nova @ms_casanova_ . 14h I was scared for you for a sec (Persephone) @c_schd.21h !!!!!!!! x.com/c_schd/status/... EGO7 280 7.2K 128K 2.6M

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Harry Hill @veryharryhill. 17h ... Silver linings... GLAIA EYO Г'ИО Y 8 Alzheimer S on my moms side + dementia on my imm dad's = 100% chance I W + get to watch challengers again for the first time 117K someday <3 ... 161 1,800 602 5 19K 254K

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ashley @sillygirl4everr.16h SPONGEBOB SQuarePaNtS 1 I I 9 ashley @sillygirl4everr.2 23h joe getting his ipad time in and SMILING happy for him 18 1.3K 30K I 1M

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stevie/buck 102 @odysseyscene 1d me when i start hyperfixating on a new actor farooha @fufekk 1d in 3 months 9:57 65 M now You're the most beautiful girl I've seen in 3 months 128 17K 164K 4M

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dooney and broke @fincherslay 1d these are moments where i get a chill and hear an eagle cry @flvttershy_.3d رين i wanna try these so bad Google american ass pink cookies All Short videos Videos Places sites Images SAVE AUTHORITY - € - - - Frosted LOFTBOUSE Delainedy Seft COOKIES Frosted SUGAR COOKIE Dandy Super People Can't Stop Fighting Over... OKAY do you guys actually like... BuzzFeed News Reddit 71 2.6K 118K

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The Setup Wizard @most... . 2d ... i i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer 91 6,196 57.7K 3.1M

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jordy bo bordy @bordyjojordy.2 2d ... no longer bouncing on it due to the current political climate 73 2,788 27.1K 904K

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m @mar3uss.2 2d ... So I can get shanked in my ribs walking down to the loo or whatever the fuck yall be doing over there X @CallumXWalker 2d Black Americans come to London please, your time there is UP and we need to diversify the dating pool here 1,428 16.8K 193K 8.8M

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.2 2d ... why is john fetterman calling in from the cask of amontillado catacomb OTHER ROAD TO 270 HARRIS 91 TRUMP 178 173 1,823 40.8K 973K

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Zach Dunn @zachbdunn 1d When the person giving wedding toast says but in all seriousness 7 336 15K del 272K

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Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMi... 3 3d ... sky news Sky News @SkyNews.3d BREAKING: The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace has announced... 36 1,838 30.8K 1.3M

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Mike F @DeputyWarlock.8h ... my boss is so stupid, i lie i to him constantly and he never figures it out. i'll be like no problem sounds good no worries you got it no sweat meanwhile it is a huge problem, it sounds like shit, he should be worried, he does not have it, and i am frequently sweating 6 325 3,419 del 58.2K

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ali @alialialoalialo 11/17/24 I need to quit my job so | can focus more on letterboxd 55 4.3K 26K 608K

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sabibi @sabbox97. 11/14/24 ... apparently i got philosophical in the drafts last weekend 11:22 Cancel Drafts Edit in the bag, we all bumps 17 1.4K 19K 568K

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Tina Sieben @wnbawife 11/16/24 ... I want to possess the level of whimsy of whoever made the NE sewing pin cushion a little tomato 8 1.3K 22K 284K

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kris!!!!! @meatspill. - 11/17/24 every city is a walkable city if you've got big strong beefy legs and an indomitable human spirit like me. also broke and car-less 138 16K 154K 2.2M

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Tone Digs @ToneDigz . 5 5d ... My wife and I pulling into target 134 1.4K 40K 7.3M

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Bill @CageFooName . 5d ... Just finished my latest rebranding job, pretty happy with it Lockheed MARTIN 474 5.7K 136K 2.5M

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cassie @glindauplands 11/16/24 Nobody in this gym knows I'm listening to No Good Deed from Wicked rn + 10.5K ... 170 36 20K 1.4K 553K

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cal @niineetyniinee 11/14/24 Thanks Ideas you might love Fat male 101 6.2K 59K 1.3M

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poppa @popitforpoppa 11/14/24 you're weak af if you leave your girl just because she stabbed you ONE time 149 6.7K 30K 1.5M

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David Polansky @polanskydj 11/18/24 Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable? Jori Lallo @jorilallo 11/17/24 Didn't expect Ben Affleck to have the most articulate and realistic explanation where video models and Hollywood is going CNBC CN NBC CNBC CN 706 251K 18K del 9.7M

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CLASSY FRED BLASSIE @meganthee... 11/12/24 ... bought a pack of headbands once after seeing this picture and when i tried them on it looked like i had a syndrome 65 631 31K del 787K

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jynx @jynxbby 5d me when i check my friend's locations and they ain't where they supposed to be GIF 259 14K 111K 2.4M

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kat @oomfship 4d ... This is how it feels to say Yayyy GIF 28K 168 177K 2.3M

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Sisa @TheTitanBaddie 6d Not shocked at all. It was always gonna come down to the Greatest Popstar of our time and Taylor Swift. Pop Base @PopBase 6d Taylor Swift and Beyoncé are expected to be named the Top 2 greatest pop stars of the 21st century by Billboard. Who do you think will be #1? 1.1K 15K 489K 112

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Brian @attackackack 5d CUMMING RUNS ON DUNKIN' 10 102 1.1K 54K

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AAAAAAAAAA @AAAAA4A4AAAAA.2 2d 537 5.6K 49K 2.2M

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ege @egeofanatolia 5d Well yes. Не is Denzel Washington. My Mixtapez @mymixtapez. 5d Denzel Washington reveals he hasn't auditioned for a role in nearly 40 years, he always gets the job he wants 100 16K 245K 5M

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Andy Kaczynski @KFILE. 5d Love that the LBJ museum is commemorating the ninth anniversary of George Costanza visiting LBJUERABY LBJ Library @LBJLibrary 6d #OnThisDay: Nine years ago today, comedy legend, @IJasonAlexander, stopped by the #LBJLibrary! We had a blast taking him on a tour around the museum. Jay Godwin 11/19/2015 137 2.2K 57K 2.2M

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me again @quinncoherent . 5d ... i fear what's the procedure to roam with her is immediately entering the lexicon john v. variety loves u ЕР OUT NOW @joh.... 5d Vishnu bud you're gonna want to sit down for this Sharon Tate, photographed by Jack Garofalo during the 1968 Cannes Film Festival. 94 302 6.8K 254K Vishnu® Follow @Vishnu1310 Oh god. What a beautiful What's the procedure to roam with her 82 2.8K 63K 2.5M

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onionweigher @onionweigher. 5d ... (therapist voice) Please, lie down on the shrouch. 10K 89K 1.7M 198

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loser @notintheflesh_ . 5d I wonder how many times I've been killed in kill, fuck, marry 82 3K 19K 6.7M

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Dee @Deelishis_Dee 11/9/24 I know he's mad AF. AA monkey in shackles X AP The Associated Press @AP . 1 11/9/24 1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab apnews.com/article/escape... 403 9.8K 151K 8.8M

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Katy @cecilyskeen 11/12/24 I read this too fast and thought Colbert was sexiest man </3 RIP to what could have been POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 11/12/24 Stephen Colbert will announce PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive tonight at midnight on CBS. cetindesings cetindes sings sings cetindesing cetinde indesings cetin sings ngs cetindesings 72 1.6K 58K 1.4M

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spiritually obese @thisisnefertiti• 11/10/24 ... Kamala Harris sending me an email today *still* asking for donations... ATTENZIONE РІСКРОСКЕТ!!! GIF 106 4.1K 85K del 1.4M

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silver @r0ttensilver 11/9/24 ... neither of these being blazers Arab-High fashion vividvirgo @haydenlany 11/9/24 striped blazer >>>> 81 8.3K 266K 3.6M

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riot I-/ @jjunbvg 11/9/24 sleep in a dog bed (TYTOL) riot I-/ @jjunbvg. 1 11/8/24 i have a confession to make 7.2K 1K 183K 3.9M

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@whyrev 11/9/24 Meanwhile bridgit is talking to aliens through her satellite POP CRAVE @PopCrave 11/9/24 Pop Crave The cast of 'Good Luck Charlie' surprise Kai Cenat. 0:13 pu cc dezr do SI Nobs .. Ham, 2 0:48 11 591 16K 320K

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@Cosyluv_ 11/11/24 I would've snatched that mf & went through it. But that's just me H @lifeoflailaa 11/11/24 I was on the toilet for 5 minutes Miss You! 4.4K 31K 499 1.9M

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desha. @godisadesha 11/9/24 mind you the ball is about to drop jimmy @jimmysoldout.1 11/9/24 HALLOWEEKEND ROUND 3 LETS DO THIS 1 77 3.5K 68K

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Jamie @smokeismedicine 11/10/24 You genuinely might own more dresses than me Josh Seiter @josh_seiter 11/8/24 If I'm just a man in costume pretending as they say - am, what are they? gels 23 30 8K 122K

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haz @emopunkloser 11/11/24 Lincoln absolutely mogging Lizzie with his bicurious facecard james @jamescoulee 11/11/24 first time seeing dollars irl so i had to compare why do they look colourless and dull 10 10 mon I 10 أ DO TEMPOR TROUND isas 10 10 TEL 10 10 Ten TEL 10 Pounds FOR 16 NOTE RESERVE FEDERAL THE UNITED STATES PK16664909B OF AMERICA K11 RESERVE STATES SYSTEM PK16664909B TENDER THIS NOTE AND PRIVATE Steven T. Marchin rw Jes Secretary for Treatery with larrays SERIES 2017 A J1 I of the United States DOLLARS LINCOLN F5 Transurer of the United Seau PF 22130563 с Steven T. Marchin N

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TK @TeeKayTwelve 11/10/24 Is this real NFL NFL @NFL.11/10/24 THERE'S A PANTHER ON THE FIELD IN MUNICH. #NYGvsCAR on NFL Network : Stream on #NFLPlus 0:09 183 2.4K 105K 3.8M

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casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals 11/11/24 ... sexy af grindr man: so you never bottom? I WISH WAS FILIFINO me: it's been a while but I'll flip for the right guy :) my out of control hemorrhoids situation: cc x 0:10 brasil 56 585 15K 669K

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Saoirse don Phalaistín @the_perkolator 11/7/24 ... Well good thing nothing bad has happened to Hot Kennedys who run for president before julia hava @binchcity 11/6/24 In 4 years he'll be old enough to run x.com/ali_sivi/ statu... Jack Schlossberg Follow American writer Age Education Harvard Law School 31 years (2017-2022), January 19, 1993 Harvard Business... +4 4 73 3.5K 71K

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Aj @ajdeluxe_. 11/11/24 having a little piece of buttered toast is the same thing as doing ecstasy to me 17 1.7K 11K 311K

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charlotte @AlolanEggs 11/11/24 ... Guy who doesn't respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I'm so hungover Guy who does: rlly ? Over 334 25K 283K 5M

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@niahdx-11/11/24 BRO has no gender, i even call my mom bro 1K 51K 302K del 7.4M

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AB @jawnnthadonn - 11/3/24 Target whispering in my ear talking about come shop 117 10K 23K 958K

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Unknown @pisc3sprinc3 - 11/11/24 I understand why ppl go legit insane like I get it 247 52K 239K 4.2M

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Charlie James @malecowgirl - 11/10/24 ... i would die for my friends. i would not see a play though. that is asking too much of me 8 479 7.7K 257K

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Cait YAP @CaitCamelia 11/4/24 Ever since I was a little girl I always dreamed of buying a home at 56 years old SPECTATOR INDEX The Spectator Index @spectatorindex-11/4/24 UNITED STATES: CNBC reports the average age of the US homebuyer has risen to 56 201 19K 284K 7.4M

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@ltwom... 11/10/24 Count Luke Twombly von Jolly ... A high noon before church. Definitely a Catholic murph @mickmami 11/10/24 your future wife is probably on her way to church btw 103 2.6K 116K 4.7M

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