35 Jokes That Are So Stupid They’re Funny

‘What do you call an alligator in a vest?’
35 Jokes That Are So Stupid They’re Funny

We’re not a particularly high-brow website, so it makes sense that we’d laugh at this: Two cows were standing in a field. The first cow turns to the second and says, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die.” The second cow replies, “Good thing I’m a helicopter.”

It’s just one of many jokes that you can’t help but laugh at and then relay to an innocent bystander. That’s the beauty of an incredibly dumb joke — they enter a life cycle that never ends, making their way from forgotten joke books all the way to Reddit threads, refusing to get stale like their more popular counterparts. 

Our only hope is that you will retain some of these idiotic zingers and one-liners, and pass them on to someone else to keep the cycle going. We all need a laugh, even if it’s at something as stupid as “Why can’t hedgehogs just share the hedge?”

soj726 e 6y ago Why are gay people always smiling? Because they can't keep a straight face. 563 ...

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Ryanthatch . 6y ago Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors? Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans. 834 ...

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i_ata_starfish-twice 6y ago e The leper's hockey game was cancelled due to a face off in the corner 1.1K ...

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BloodborneFTW 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. 1.9K ...

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EarlyHemisphere 6y ago . A man enters a pun contest in his local newspaper. Не sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 3.1K ...

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himynameislexi94 . 6y ago Have you ever smelled moth balls before? How do you get their little legs apart 2.1K ...

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Rookie2Reddit 6y ago . What's the best thing about Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus. 2.6K ...

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chillywilly00 6y ago What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooooooooooooooo! 1.9K ...

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Ashtray_Half_Full e 6y ago e I told my mum that when I'm older I was going to build a car out of spaghetti, you should've seen her face when I drove pasta. 1.2K ...

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frostysauce 0 6y ago . What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, but it let out a little wine. 3.5K ...

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lorax_lem . 6y ago e What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 5.6K ...

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DoctorFronkenstein . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago Two men walked into a bar and the third guy ducked

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VHStapes00 6y ago If Russians pronounce B's as V's then Soviet. 6.7K ...

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MondaiOyaji E 6y ago . A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke? 7.1K ...

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MINICHANEY 6y ago . A man walked into a zoo. There was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu. 11K ...

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Two_Legged_Pirate . 6y ago I used to be good a telling jokes, but now I just punch up the fuck line. 11K ...

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feardrinker 6y ago A pirate walks into a bar. He's walking bow legged, because he has a steering wheel chained between his knees. The bartender asks the obvious, Why do you have a steering wheel chained between your legs? The pirate answers, Yaaaaarr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts! 7.9K ...

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 6y ago e What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator 7.6K ...

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TheTangoFox 6y ago . Edited 6y ago - A naked guy just dunked his balls in glitter. That's pretty nuts.

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joanna810 6y ago A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly? She leaned over the counter and said, Burrr-gerrr Kiiing. + 11K ...

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yeahnahgetinthesea 6y ago What did Stevie Wonder say to the Seagull? I can't see shit 11K ...

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twistedstar44 e 6y ago . Edited 6y ago g Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says to the second have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die. The second cow replies good thing I'm a helicopter

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ClitSmasher3000 6y ago e I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on 'high' I couldn't turn it down. 12K ...

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Bludrust e 6y ago . You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents 13K ...

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FrigidFlames . 6y ago What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? + 27K ...

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 6y ago Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge? + 20K ...

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Cup_of_Madness 6y ago e I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work. 20K ...

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GODxSENDxDEATH o 6y ago What was E.T short for? Because he had little legs. + 18K ...

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Shenanuggins . 6y ago e They say smoking kills, but it cures salmon. 19K ...

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agrets 6y ago I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible. + 5.1K ...

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kpiog . 6y ago To be frank, I'd have to change my name. + 9.3K ...

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 6y ago E Say what you want about deaf people. + 50K ...

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Roamiee . 6y ago Being told I was deaf was really hard to hear. + 872 ...

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nothumbs78 6y ago Knock knock Who's there? Quiet horse Quiet horse who? (In a whisper) Neigh... + 3K ...

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Bryvayne 6y ago Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works pretty well, doesn't it? 455 ...

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