40 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 21, 2024

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40 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 21, 2024

Stanley Ipkiss was almost a lot scarier.

At the International Film Festival India, Chuck Russell revealed that his beloved comedy The Mask was originally conceived as a horror film. After directing A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and The Blob, New Line tapped Russell to take on the Dark Horse Comic. But fearing that the source material was too Freddy Krueger-y, Russell switched gears. After seeing In Living Color, Russell campaigned for Jim Carrey to star in the leading role with a more comedic bent, and used him as the “one-man inspiration” for what the film became.

Meanwhile, the sun isn’t setting on Florida’s wild and crazy antics. HBO announced that it’s renewing It’s Florida, Man just a day before its first season finale. The comedy anthology series, which comes from the minds behind Eastbound & Down and The Righteous Gemstones, will bring more unbelievable headlines to life thanks to its stable viewership, which made it one of Max’s most watched series. Anna FarisJake JohnsonEgo Nwodim and Sam Richardson portrayed wacky and weird Floridians during the series’ first season, so we’ll wait with bated breath to see who terrorizes the Sunshine State in Season Two. 

The timeline, of course, is bustling with its own brand of humor. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a seasonal veteran, iCarly furniture and the beauty of going Leland Mode™.

lesbian mothman @verysmallriver. 4h ... polyamorous guy who hates both his wives: well, i gotta get back to Ball and Chain 2 89 2K 33K

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The Ginger Swindler (recovering sixers fan) 1d someone just responded to an email saying 'i have no clue what you're talking about' and honestly so refreshing. let's normalize not knowing what the fuck is going on. 529 6.5K 178K

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EYE FUCKER @MechaRoma 21h ... MY MILK IS PREGNANT ced Fat Milk le Milk rode A genized - (240mL) G FAX SALE y NE quality - Carret the 1 GAL(3,78L) double - the - I - LAS DE-OUT is LARGE 581 4K 72K 963K

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luka @strawbwrryz 1d ... when an account that hasn't been online in 10 years has the username i want: 976 12K 3.1M 165K

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@WhysBlud 12h ... TOTAL just want an internship man Tell me a story from your childhood that * has shaped your values Your answer 641 20K 242K 3.9M

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johnny-jane @deathstyles.1 16h she may not have rent due but she knows y'all do FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 10/24/24 Nicole Kidman says she's acting in so many projects because she can create jobs for people and help newcomers in Hollywood. (Source: variety.com/2024/scene/new...) 1 168 2.7K 54K

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nightmare bitch @KolleenCarney - 1d ... This is actually how I choose what is and isn't a Christmas movie holly II excited for NosferatuFilm @theseven... . 2d robert eggers' response to nosferatu getting a christmas release date: there's a christmas tree in the movie, so what else do you want? 28 3K 62K 1.1M

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PraxDDD @prachi150501 . 1d I have V intellectual friends I think I am pregnant 17:23 didn't have sex or anything 17:23 just the vibes 17:24 slut To slut Conversation. 17:25 257 7.7K 153K del 2.4M

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septagon with boughs of holly @razsei 1d I've never watched this movie is this right Im a normal person @normalpersonima- 1d idk but at least the bees are kinda hot though x.com/Minecraft/stat... 152 6.8K 115K 1.5M

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kendrick lobstar @KLobstar. 20h embroidery proof arrived and as expected, it does not make my wife laugh Fish fear me Women fear me Fish women fear me I will never find my fish wife will be alone forever kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 10/30/24 working on some new products ILOVE ENERGY DRINKS 37 674 10K 357K

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comfort for kent stans @comfortkent. 1d We still talk about you IN CAT BOUHD RUNNING trait PEPUULA STANDINE HA EVERYTH.NI. THIS LAND IS NER LAND Jaha Look VEEP UNITED STATES JULIA L LOUIS-DREYPUS AUF HEIRN VEEP JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS VEEP VEEP e MAYBE! line FOREVER VEEP SUNDAY AT 10:30PM 4/24 HBO 3 493 6.7K 117K

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rose XO @dwrosee 1d if i drink enough i'll be in the movie with them SOME THINGS ARE BETTER TOGETHER POPULAR PINK GRAVITY GREEN INSPIRED BY WICKED MACGUFFINS BAR MIXED WITH PG amc ABSOLUT. MALIBU с 2024 Universal Studios All Rights Reserved THEATRES e 2024 AMC Must be 21+to purchase alcoholic beverages BORN TO MIX Available for limited time only Please Drink Responsibly WE MAKE MOVIES BETTER 15 459 9.2K 222K

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seb @sebastiancruth . 1d FE SASA PG477684TM Century MILANO 03/05/2020 MA me discreetly checking if you are my uber because i don't know what a toyota crayola looks like kat @oomfship 1d I don't know my car models Sorry. Don't ask me what's the difference between a Civic and a Corolla idk and idgaf 243 36K 315K 7M

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Pugmane @pugmane 16h So stunning no ones even questioned what nutcrackers is. Linda Cardellini Source @LindaSource 21h Linda for Nutcrackers press day.  @lindacardellini @empabellehareon @dayestanwell 7 28 1.2K 53K

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Doth @DothTheDoth - 1d ... There aren't enough gargoyles on shit anymore 93 5.3K 23K 450K

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SPANE @SperrysandNikes.2 22h ... TEAM It's crazy how many ring finger tan lines you see at a finance conference 17 100 3,441 del 172K

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meggy @dogmatic_shorty 1d someone just honked at me. Fuck everything 31 5,633 45.9K 732K

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mizutsune in real 16h ... i tried to take a selfie with a toad i caught but I forgot i had my headlamp on so it just looks like he's getting raptured 162 7,690 89.7K 896K

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çog Jessica çog @images_i_hate2.1d ... My friends dog is so funny LOL 846 6,219 158K 2.2M

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Richard L. Hoitz, Jr. @RLHoit... 2d ... This is how taking a 3:30am cig break outside the library the morning of your last final before Christmas break feels Liminal Spaces @Space....5 5d 112 1,231 30K 2.2M

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St. Vincent Price @muddaub. 1d ... 30 yr old roommate says fork and shirt instead of fuck and shit 61 84 4,597 59.6K

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aries man (in live color) @mal... 23h ... I'd say locker room leader with reduced minutes while you nurture new talent however it is a week from one of the biggest games of the year, do you really want to make major lineup changes this late? Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi 1d Seasoned vet that brings leadership to the oven on Thanksgiving? Or put him on waivers to make space for a new pan? CHEN K 226 5,897 78.7K 4.3M

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i like food @messedupfoods-1d ... hotdurger The Vulgar Chef Follow x ... 1d Yin yang hot dog hamburger hotdurger 93 1,292 27.5K 994K

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@RICKYRAGE 1d ... iCarly furniture: Drought @_drought.1 1d iMirrors ship out early December Now Living Find Yourself БЛАРНИ HINTORY DROUGHT 65 11K 272K 4.4M

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El Señor De Los Memes @Ult..... 1d ... MESSAGES now @BROTHERHOODOUTCASTS Neighbor YO TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT UP COLUMBIA STEREO FIDELITY Lp - - GUNFIGHTER BALLADS AND TRAIL SONGS MARTY ROBBINS Big Iron Cool Water Billy The Kid A Hundred And Sixty Acres They're Hanging Me Tonight . The Master's Call The Strawberry Roan Running Gun El Paso In The Valley Utah Carol The Little Green Valley The Hanging Tree Saddle Tramp 24 705 5,559 214K
Papa Woof und Krampus un... 1d ... NICKNAMES FOR Real COWORKERS... BAD Portraits KITKAT: Always taking a break. BUTTER KNIFE: Not the sharpest tool in the box. ARTHUR: Does half a job. MOTION LIGHT: Only works when someone walks past. E.T: Always wants to go home. SEAWEED: Floats around all day and stinks like shit. LANTERN: Not very bright, and has to be carried. DECK CHAIR: Always folds under pressure. G- SPOT: You can never find them. DAISY: Some daisy's in, some daisy's isn't. FORESKIN: Disappears when things get hard. COLESLAW: They're 90% cabbage. 27 334 3,745 470K

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RCA Zenith @RcaZenith 1d ... One time I was at my buddy's house and I set his DVR to record everything with gay in the description and it wasn't easy to figure out what had happened so like a **year** later I got this exasperated call because his wife legitimately was questioning him and he knew it was me 425 5,116 192K del 11.1M

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maxkriegervg on @Max... 1d ... today i said leland mode in reference to this post Gene @genemonchelli-3/4/16 Leland are you kidding me 48 9,875 159K 3.5M

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liz @normalfunnygirl-22h ... | JUST NEED TO SPEND A DAY FULLY CLOTHED IN BED WITH MYSELF WATCHING MOVIES, EATING 7-8 APPLES AND HAVING HAND TREMOR TWO OR NINE TIMES... 16 2,783 23.5K 307K

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BOOZER @_Athy_ . 1 1d Just had a dream I was fighting my Grandma... lemme go back to sleep cuz I BEEN needing that! 72 410 3,489 130K

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BROOKE @brooke_sp6.1 1d ... The ppl yearn for the dive bar august @regularaugust.2 2d Hanging out with your friends is an echo chamber. You need to always invite one guy who sucks and everyone hates just to add some excitement 1 341 5,536 144K
Girl @satoraurgojo 1d What the hell, sure is so profound it's kinda daily mantra at this point 14.6K 118K 1.4M

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punished charlie @bangerinm... 18h ... The 9m ago really brings this all together. Perfect post @oatmilkdr... - - 1d what the hell girl, sure 9m ago melina always 30mins late M Be there in 8 mins 95 10.3K 220K 3.5M

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Jeff is trying @jeffreejude.- 1d 8 month situationship. Onikepo @Damilohu... 1d V if you found out the world was ending in eight months, what would you do? 80 2,118 15K 540K

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Lloyd @felonyfuckbuddy-1 17h Your waist is looking snatched gang, you're serving bro 36 1,532 12.4K 326K

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President-Elect Toguro @P... . 15h ... Best Damn Roofer ... 2d I love doing acid and roofing #BIGGTIME DOP RU OFINIUNVA ROOFING IVERSITY 14 223 4,721 136K

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Matt Bateman @mbateman 5 5h ... Montessori school sent home this photo with the caption Introduced hammering nails into a pumpkin like that's supposed to be somehow self- explanatory 74 103 4,968 110K

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lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosep... 13h ... got so emotional thinking about the toy story aliens... they have each other 12 947 9,218 157K

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Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_la... 2h ... would god still love me if i were a worm Worm theology is the idea in Christian culture that in light of God's holiness and power an appropriate emotion is a low view of self.  The name may be attributed to a line in the Isaac Watts hymn Alas! and Did My Saviour Bleed (Pub 1707) which says Would he devote that sacred head for such a worm as I? This thinking was prevalent in the days when this hymn 3 187 1,667 47.7K

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz.9h ADULT FILMS MERCHANT-IVORY Ов TRUFFAUT - Disney 19 341 4.1K del 82K silvia pujol Follow @silviapujol19 Sorry... The Simpson's not for me. Always yellow. 23 586 9,567 180K

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