38 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 18, 2024

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38 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 18, 2024

The highly-anticipated two-part crossover between Abbott Elementary and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia hasn’t even hit the airwaves yet, but the Abbott crew has already cooked up a bunch of other hilarious crossover ideas. Creator Quinta Brunson is eyeing a game show like America Says or Survivor, writer Joya McCrory suggested calling up a favor from 9-1-1 and Jordan Temple pointed out that Abbott is almost begging for Mr. Johnson to make an appearance on The Golden Bachelor

Naturally, most of their suggestions are Disney properties, as Brunson admitted that the Abbott and Always Sunny crossover likely wouldn’t have happened without the “corporate synergy” of ABC and FX falling under Mickey’s umbrella. 

Speaking of Disney, a new Star Wars film was removed from the release slate quicker than you can say, “Disney announced a new Star Wars movie.” An untitled addition to the space opera was announced last week for a Christmas 2026 release, only to be scrubbed soon thereafter. While the mysterious film has been shipped off to a galaxy far, far away, 2026 won’t be entirely devoid of the iconic franchise. Jon Favreau’s The Mandalorian and Grogu is in post-production with a May 2026 release still in its sights. What’s taking the other Star Wars movie’s place instead? A sixth installment of Ice Age — a film that everyone has definitely been eagerly anticipating.

Meanwhile, the timeline is getting the new week started with a fresh batch of hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a woman of contradiction, a future punishment for Jake Paul and an emotion for Inside Out 3.

Tina Sieben @wnbawife 1d ... I want to possess the level of whimsy of whoever made the for sewing pin cushion a little tomato 6 1.3K 21K 264K
kris!!!!! @meatspill 1d every city is a walkable city if you've got big strong beefy legs and an indomitable human spirit like me. also broke and car-less 62 7.3K 59K 845K
Interpretive Dan @StanChips 1d SNL writers realizing HOTTOGO and Domingo have the same number letters must've been like splitting the atom #snl 19 1.7K 60K 1.3M
Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson2 23h ... Yeah that's typically where they miss them. Zig Fracassi @ZigSportsVoice - 23h Kickers missing FGs left and right today. 92 2.4K 63K 2.3M
Uncle Dad @StaxCooks.2 2d ... The cheaper one. Trev @Tokyo_Trev . 2d Do you prefer early morning or evening flights? 65 7.9K 35K 927K
al @sensitivfreight - 1 1d (hearing the washer play a little song for the first time after the cycle is finished) patronising attempt to endear a machine to me. shan't work due to my giant brain (hearing it for the 100th time) that's my special little guy 10 1K 21K 315K
nina @ninagrewal97.2 2d please don't misgender her jenny @ayojenniii - 3 3d You can't get enough of looking at him. 1.6K 40K 500K 9.2M
emy @theamazingemy· 1d ... me explaining the difference between a 3 star watch and a 3.5 star watch 73 3.3K 52K del 1M
kiof @aejikunn 1d naeya ... SOON joining a gc and not knowing when to interject cuz everyone already knows each other and there's deeply rooted lore GIF ALT 217 155K 21K 1.8M
Cleo McKenzie @poparchivist. 1d he would make the most beautiful butch lesbian Yung Lean Brasil @yungleanbrasil 4d Ice droppin', red bottom sky... 0:18 76 1.4K 41K 1.3M
silly billy @Flavourenjoyerr 1d Her being a hijabi wasn't woke enough so they took her fucking leg Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPho... 2d what is solo poly? solo polyamory is a type of polyamorous configuration. solo poly people tend to see theirselves as their own primary. they usually have multiple separate (or intertwined) polyamorous dynamics. they are committed to their polyamorous relationships. they don't depend on the relationship escalator to express their commitment. @marjanilane 475 13K 7.1M 307K
chabazite @raisinchoirgirl - 1d wanna see this thing in an earthquake Discover more good find at our brand new websi GoodwillFinds.c finds - across the country 17 159 5.1K 64K
RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT.1 1d pov: you're being born and Michelle Visage is the midwife Stan. ORIGINALS 23 1.1K 440K 23K
Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital 1d Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he's not an undercover сор: M 7.6K 98K 1.6K 5M
gal kilmer @beepupkin 18h wearing a movie shirt to the movies 14 1.7K 27K 326K
frankie @frankieats 1d it has come to my attention that a striking number of you are completely unfamiliar with hyperbole frankie @frankieats. 1d jesus christ they're the size of apples 207 4.4K 168K 2.3M
Hav @thebeldammm. dd When I told my dad I was watching this he offered to put the surround sound speaker in my room so I could get the full experience Hav @thebeldammm. dd Now watching First viewing GLADIATOR 212 2K 70K 2.2M
i hate you joe biden @sonyashea3. 2d ... how do we make the iron claw happen to the paul brothers 88 1.9K 29K 892K
S @propaganda91 - 1d mike @pony_boiiiii Here's my uncle not knowing what the trans flag is is feeling sick. zn I'm too fat for this heat Like Comment N Send 1 205 5,002 59K
Mike Truk @WpgHotDog.19h ... omic A British pensioner whose rse. bland sandwiches gained he him unexpected fame in bled China has died. Keith Brown, 're a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as Old Dry Keith, became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang to Jian began to post videos of 1 him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to ut eat. Chinese observers were о. grimly fascinated by his dry, an boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. We n: go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley 22h ... the coyote lives a cursed existence. the laws of time and space will bend, even break, so that he always fails. It is as if every speck of his universe- even God himself, conspires against him. Не is trapped like a fly in amber within an infinitude of defeat. And we laugh... tiago senna @corpsaboli.1d S DANGER END OF ROAD 221 6,588 65.9K 1.7M
Scorsese Universe @scors... 22h ... Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he's never seen them before: Something will happen and he'll be like, 'Ha! That's great.' And I'm like, 'You literally made this.''' 132 3,831 77.3K 2.2M
linz @100bandz69420.1 14h ... I think of this guy every time I see a photo of RFK 138 1,159 21.1K 342K
thecelery @HMarNico 1d the ONION America's Finest News Source 71° Thursday, October 3, 2024 Menu Local Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI Andrew Wilkinson @awi... 2d Just watched my 5-year-old son chat with ChatGPT advanced voice mode for over 45 minutes. 29 7,451 104K 2.1M
1d ... ANNA - وادة - Anna-Kate, Who Loved God... ZATHERINE - Ronon I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord LED FIL This does not exist. 25 LE We do not sell it; we will not help you find one. COM We do not recommend that you use one if you do find one. 25 25 LABS S A LED FILARINT 831K 20.6K 1,826 301
We're off to a great start LLF @laligafrauds 46m F. L Exposing how the #PaulTyson fight was rigged for Jake Paul to win  8:52 PM 11/15/2024 Paul, Jake-Tyson, Mike Winner Tyson, Mike 2.85 Fri, Nov 15 11:00 PM Stake Odds 2.85 Stake $355,000.00 Est. Payout $1,011,750.00 Stake GAMBLE PAO Rate proposed Community Notes 26 35 478 del 101K LLF Follow F. L @laligafrauds I want to begin by mentioning that Jake Paul and Mike Tyson are members of the Illuminati 56 2,692 69K 1.2M
david с. porter (rat beast) @too... 1d ... thank God such horrors as this don't exist in the real world... Skeletons in Video Games 1d Castlevania (Nintendo 64, 1999) 5 163 3,073 del 77.7K
Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel. 1d ... bird sounds MY BABIES! I ATE THEM AND I'LL SOMEBODY ATE EAT THEM AGAIN MY BABIES! NEXT YEAR! RELAXING BIRD SOUNDS Tomo SINGER 296 18.4K 222K 5.7M
gillian @gxllian 1d wish this weren't a scam text. would love to go 11:35 Twitter +1 (365) Text Message Today 11:35 AM I'd love for you to join me tomorrow at 7 PM for a delicious dinner of Greek roasted chicken and potatoes. The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk 96 4,381 131K 1.9M
derek guy @dieworkwear.1d when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass 488 17.3K 306K 5.2M
activate windows @catboyhum....1 1d ... < All on My iPhone Done Knew a guy in Highschool who loved Xanax but would always be like Ah not a fan of the green ones though, they make you do gay shit hahaha and then when you'd go over to chill he'd only have Green ones and do the Jim from Office face and gesture to em all Psh... crazy right? Can't and believe this is all the guy had then take 6 and zero in on your balls while he drooled on hiself activate windows @catboy... 1d smoking weed makes me feel
Kae @Jolly_Blaziken- 1d Daisy coked up bad trax. @CRMNIKA•2 2d why did rosalina outmug everyone here Player 1 Player 2 Player 3 Player 4 Peach Daisy Pauline Rosalina 1st tet 1st Det 79 1,653 35.5K 1.2M
McErin @colleen_eileen 1d ... I still have the birth certificates for all 18 Cabbage Patch Kids I received as a child. In file folders in a lock box at my parent's. Against all odds, I've misplaced my own personal and real birth certificate for the 4th time. Very well then I contradict myself etc. 19 118 4,904 50.6K
Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit. 1d new npr ad 9 M Mom Today 7:37 AM Listening to npr. Feeling calmer about everything. Interview with guys about democracy. Really interesting. I understand more. 6 296 13.5K 258K
Defund the police @dalaimo13. 1d ... Yes A new emotion? Class consciousness 121 24.7K 237K 4.3M
Dekunle @moad2712. 1d ... in When the total is already $182.85 and they ain't even scanned the meat yet CG Klugs Eligutur Aluga 0:05 557 23.4K 164K 3.7M
Rocketgirl @Rocket_Grrrl - 18h ... Blade Runner takes Not so much science fiction as it is more place forty years in the future. of a futurism story. How do things It's no musical seem to be forty comedy, David. years from now? 12 1,264 25.4K 359K
dr. bitch @borzoilover47. dd repeated a pattern i thought i had unlearned CG bro mad at himself 91 14.5K 119K 1.6M

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