29 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 14, 2024

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29 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 14, 2024

Cameron Diaz is officially back in action. 

 

The actress is ending a 10-year acting hiatus and returning to the big screen with Netflix’s appropriately titled Back in Action. The comedy thriller sees Diaz reuniting with Annie co-star Jamie Foxx as a pair of ex-CIA agents who are forced back into the field after their cover is blown. The movie, which also boasts appearances from Kyle Chandler, Andrew Scott and Glenn Close, hits the streamer in January.

Despite calling Ryan Reynolds “horrifically mean,” T.J. Miller still wouldn’t mind a Deadpool reunion. After appearing in the franchise’s first two installments, the controversial actor vowed he would never work with Reynolds again. Six years and a billion dollars later, the Silicon Valley actor sang a different tune on SiriusXM’s The Bonfiretelling the show’s hosts that it “would be awesome” to appear in any potential Deadpool 4.

Over on the timeline there’s no sign of the comedy stopping anytime soon. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the darkness, a critter with shape and a godless burger.

Pastor Kyle. @itsqail 20h The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that's insane 27 7K 42K 730K
m @malibubirkin • 1d Does anyone know what to do. Like in general 368 35K 120K del 2.1M
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel. 16h ... thinking about the time i ran into my brother serendipitously on the streets of manhattan and he said hi and kept walking like we were in a hallway in our house 13 266 17K 211K
@wydbanx.1 1d netflix be like we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain't got it lol 310 8.3K 100K 1.4M
marq @sugarsmorecake - 1 1d ... Dad Thursday > D Dude come down and have some atheist burgers. 43 3K 45K 618K
KIER @AkeelahfromtheB. 1d ... Automatic toilets be flushing so fast like damn I was tryna check my work! 16 223 3.4K 68K
MAStermind (Swiftmas Edition) @samisntokay. 1d ... Well you see I have one every year Discount code Apply BIRTHDAY10 The BIRTHDAY10 discount code has X already been used 20 304 40K 445K
delaney @oIdiestations• 1d ... i don't think i'm good at hinge Trying to guess your music taste rn but I can't Thu, Nov 7 12:29 PM twenty one pilots Sent going to become religious just so I can pray that that's a joke 227 6.5K 215K 3.2M
Ochieng Oginga @ArnoldOginga 1d ... Did you guys really pray?? Eeeeii!! KESI YA URAIS Ochieng Oginga @ArnoldOginga. 4d I have exams this week pray for me guuuuysss!!! Eeei! 760 6.4K 54K 1.8M
Rio @riomat7 . 1d i only refer to him by his legal name, emily blunt's husband @PopBase . 1d Pop Base John Krasinski as People's Sexiest Man Alive. Pe e SEXIEST MAN ALIVE JOHN KRASINSKI 0:15 22 1.7K 38K del 775K
CLASSY FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium : dd ... i bought a pack of headbands once after seeing this picture and when i tried them on it looked like i had a syndrome 65 629 31K 743K
cassius @dearpyramus. 1d ... why did my roommate send me this LIVE Following Shop For YOU 5 / 20 + Ed Sullivan Theater New York x 3,403 comments Scoinecoin Не always looks like he's doing long division in his head istg 11 475 18K 211K
Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman 21h telling an american to go inside because the king is here is hilarious. we don't give a fuck about the monarchy  laila @falconsnat.21h fun fact denzel was told to go inside because the king was here but he told security i make my own rules and continued to talk to us GL GL ROYAL FILM PERFORMANCE AT ROYAL FILM PERFORMANCE GLOBAL PREMIERE GLADIATOR GLOBAL PREMIERE GLA ADIKTOR DIRT 178 8K 106K 2.5M
kevin @psychopimp420 1d Taking a shower when you're bored of being sick and pretending it miraculously healed you 181 5.9K 62K 2
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti 1d ... This whole no smoking with kids in the vehicle thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold... 1.3K 28K 428K 11M
gigi 3: @fikemaistt . 1d wait add me.... FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Zendaya on keeping in touch with Mike Faist and Josh O'Connor: There's a group chat. I say I'm the mom of the group because I'm always like, 'Hey guys, checking in. Hope you're okay.' And to give them credit they do respond. Mike's the worst at responding, but we let that go. 4 288 4.8K 101K
edgar bot @edgargonzelaz. dd If you see me getting manipulated by a beautiful woman don't help me, I am exactly where I want to be + PUSH 249.9K ... 2,513 13.3K 65 32K 1.1M 4.5K
h @easterngoblin 1 1 18h ... Those brits might be onto something 624 6.1K 106K 3.1M
Sho Dnx @MandzNotHot. 1d I won't lie, 2 days in i'm not in the mood of having that food anymore COLLINS @collinstimbela_. 1d Do you do meal Preps? MALAT SPINACH 303 8K 64K 2M
Yo Mama's Boyfriend @CCMSlimTim 1d just wanted my lunch from Subway ЛИМ We all Quit! Brianna IS messy as fck, ms Daisz Sleeping with the cooks and marcus Stealing money and inventory!!! @kvontaydevon adidas WAY SUBWAY IS HERE W SERIES EST. 2022 647 5.9K 68K 2.2M
leaf @hikigrrl 23h please don't flirt with me i have no job no car no license no source of income No social life no diploma no money No aura no swag. 94 8.5K 44K 724K
@thechosenberg. 1d rosey ... Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate r/TrueOffMyChest u/CourageEfficient8264 1d I gaslight my husband when we fight This isn't anything crazy; just something funny that I want to tell people about but can't risk getting caught. My husband (30m) and I (30f) have been together for 8 years. For the past couple of years I make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich everyday to take to work. I use Welch's grape concord jelly- this is important for later. Everyday he tells me
endora bullshit @collectdust. 1d ... SQUARREL SQUARREL 208 14.3K 134K 2.6M
AARON @lidolmix 1d then get it INTERIOR PORN @INTE....1 1d lowkey need this bowl PIPME + 160,4K EAT MS 429 110 3.1M ال 2.597 129K
flamin nora @katieogunsakin 21h ... I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark 63 3,670 32.8K del 671K
Brady @pebbut.23h she on my peter no condom bout to make me a family guy 6 369 3,687 80.6K
leon didn't buy blue @wit... 1d ... Anzo @dolphin_dom So close!! That is a horse 18:28 5/22/20 Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 40 Likes MENA Visuals @menavis... . 1d Turkey 7 732 14.1K 288K
Allison O'Conor @allisonoco... 20h ... Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it's obvious he's not fully confident in it. Tough to see 289 4,073 147K 2.5M
aris @x8aris 1d ... friends with benefits and the benefits are that we're married 112 6,257 48.6K 1.4M

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