33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 11, 2024

What is this, a cinema for mice?
33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 11, 2024

Idle hands make the devil’s work — and in this instance, the work is yet another remake. Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk are set to co-write a reimagining of the cult horror comedy Idle Hands. The duo is also being eyed to co-direct the film after making their directorial debut with Gen Z slasher Hell of a Summer, due out next year. Though that decision is still in limbo, Jason Reitman is definitely on board to produce. This will mark Reitman, Bryk and Wolfhard’s third collaboration, as the trio previously worked together on Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Saturday Night.

Speaking of reunions, the guys from New Girl got together for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. When the makeshift reunion led to questions about the cast’s interest in an actual reboot, Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris traded jabs and jokingly threw each other under the bus for delaying a potential return, but Max Greenfield admitted that none of them really had a say in the matter. Instead, he said that it’s entirely up to New Girl creator Liz Meriwether.  

Meanwhile, in the freshest news possible, the timeline is providing some candidates for the most hilarious tweets ever. Today’s funniest include those about a birthday wish, an insecure cowboy and a food similar to ecstasy.

Dylan Ali @dylanali_.3h Carrie Bradshaw: @2icbaabyy 2d my ex really blocked me, got in a relationship and is now engaged Imaoooo the lengths mfs go to make me jealous is insane 56 1,975 11.6K 390K
xavier @nahimdifferent-16h anywhere a walkable city if u broke enough 72 5,934 47.9K du 690K
Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC 12h ... obsessed with this martha stewart fact early on in their marriage.  Subsequently, Martha Stewart dated Anthony Hopkins but ended the relationship after she saw The Silence of the Lambs. She stated she was unable to avoid associating Hopkins with the character of Hannibal Lecter.  84 80.8K 4 1,842
Ramey Reuck @reuckbrand.1 15h ... Enjoy IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO WHY, DID IT SEEM LIKE IT WAS MY FIRST RODEO? WAS I ACTING WEIRD? YOU HAVE то TELL ME. IF I WAS ACTING WEIRD AT THE RODEO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. DO YOU THINK THE OTHER COWBOYS THOUGHT I WAS ACTING WEIRD? 5 572 5,085 155K
cc @ruecambonx-21h ... Landshark @LandsharkRides Average girlfriend has the paranoia levels of a Vietnam War veteran 1:49 PM-11/11/24.4.8K Views 41 2,647 36.9K 834K
j@contrrl.8h . I don't remember the video but there was this girl telling the story of when she got into trading stocks to impress her crush but then she got really into it and would have alarms in the middle of the night to check on stock market, forgot her crush and made a job out of it Imfao emma @open2rain 18h having a crush can be so productive it's currently got me reading russian lit on my iphone at Denver airport 28 1,582 23.6K 377K
gale na @poisonjr 3h  Gang we will shrink u 100percent 11 184 1,467 20.7K
Squid @realsquiddays 16h Stuck behind the joker tesla ع Oakland P EXIT KN7 48M 4,082 237 78.2K 983K
autist @litteralyme0. 18h ... THE GAY THE G GRAY P AY GRAY N MAN RETFLIX NETFLIX с GRAY GRAY VE NETFLIX NETFLIX LIX 277 11.8K 185K 2.5M
Unknown @pisc3sprinc3.1 18h ... I understand why ppl go legit insane like I get it 68 15.9K 61.2K 873K
Alien Girl @Nettspesbian - dd thats a lot of apples laura @kintsugideer 1d making a financial decision rn 5:47 adameve.com Adam & Eve Back to cart Login / Address / Shipping / Payment /  Confirmation Payment & Order Review 35 Items In Cart View Full Summary Subtotal: $949.65 Shipping: $26.99 Rush Processing: $0.99 Shipping Assurance: $2.25 Tax: $58.79 Total: $1,038.67 39 3,372 68.5K 1M

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charlotte @AlolanEggs - 20h Guy who doesn't respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I'm so hungover Guy who does: rlly ? Over 305 19.6K 224K 3.4M
sue b stance @C00LGIRL.17h ... what it feels like living with your parents in your 20s BROOKLYN Festor 219 11.6K 158K 2.8M
chris @slasherhomo - 17h now its not gonna get any oscar nominations thanks a lot katy perry POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Katy Perry says 'The Substance' is the best film of the year. THE SUBSTANCE 131 2,020 53.8K 1.2M
carriebradwhOre @carriebrad... 2d ... Thinking about the time I told my hairdresser that I've joined bumble bff to hopefully make some new friends and she said awww that makes me feel so sad that people are looking for friends I have loadssss of friends CC From carriebradwh0re 27 296 12K 219K
Pink @Pinkmashh.19h U can't post shit without people getting offended, how u mad cause I like Japanese jazz. 220 3,012 27.3K 631K
moose @usermooseontwt-1 1d ... white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage 407 8,099 155K 3.9M
cole @juul_survivor 18h When someone says they're a project Aver VIU manager it's like wtf are you even talking about.... 96 2,233 27.7K 724K
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . 1 1d when the fries arrive and they're steak fries... don't fucking piss me off.,. 9 131 2,873 del 105K
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp.2 20h ... There's a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means mouse cinema 28 1,599 16.9K 390K
derek guy @dieworkwear18h you should migrate to this new platform called going outside 450 5,160 44.2K del 1M
@glup_shi... 20h ... Glup Shitto Comments X @Agos226 2w ago (edited) ... My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said I wish I could kill my boss and left 44 10.3K 132K del 1.9M
ipad kid @LifelessShetbag 1d ... pov: you're longlegs and your uber just noticed a speed trap Brooklyn @bklynb4by.2d oh i leave quite an impression 6 706 9,794 248K
HENTAI QUEEN @fuckassriley 19h ... On my birthday I want everyone to take Xanax and fight each other while I watch 28 1,283 6,222 155K
jabberwocky12 @trobo11 16h ... matt I walk into the Chicago Public Library I say I'm here for the Asteroid City screening they say yeah we can tell 22 300 16.1K 246K
Melech. @MelechThomas : dd Не built like a hiccup evan loves worf @esjesjesj•1 1d Не always posts Al pictures of himself because he actually looks like this Elon Musk x @elonmusk.1d C7K - TEA J. OILL DOK 141 1,686 24.7K 841K
@manic_posting 19h ... bitches be like wtf don't put redbull in my vodka that's too much caffeine! first of all bitch it's not caffeine its like some other shit plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of its hazards yet 9 459 6,314 del 85.9K
Phlosio @Phlosio 21h ... my favorite detail of piglets big game is the more damage you take the more scared piglet is in the loading screens loading... loading... 28 1,653 26.3K del 261K
BM O / @goodcram 1d Brody had a girls night Jay Prince @big3rdjay 1d Had 4 lemon drops a strawberry margarita and shot of casadores brah my head spinning and my stomach hurt rn 172 3,586 31.9K 1.5M
AJ @ajdeluxe_. 1d having a little piece of buttered toast is the same thing as doing ecstasy to me 6 805 5,226 del 129K
Dr. Aaron, PhD @aaronposting 13h ... For the low price of $450 you too can own a book that tells you 1989 is better than Pet Sounds for some ungodly reason Apple Music @AppleM... 22h We partnered with @Assouline to make our #100BestAlbums list into a book. Pre-order today: apple.co/ 100BestBook CG Bruce Springsteen RUCE Born to Run 1975 STEEN looks Detailing epic narratives into timeless anthems turned a young star into the Boss Bruce Springshsen envisioned his third album as a song cycle the starts at daytreak WDS then the British IRN TO RUN and trde 2 down with the
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebr... 18h ... lil piss baby @11kmrn 5/15/24 what hobbies can a 25 year old have other than the gym and drinking? 30 1,977 16.6K 548K
theychel @zanitie23.1 16h uh oh, Plato's Allegory of the Cave happening in the birding group edpollin Redpolling: A Birder Polling Group ... Top contributor Matthew Bell 8h Purely hypothetical question here: You're in a barn where you know there's roosting Barn Owls, but can't see them without disturbing them. In order to not disturb the birds, but still show them to visitors, the barn owner has set up a live feed camera that broadcasts to a screen inside the barn. You're physically in the presence of the owls, but aren't able to see them without disturbing them. You can see

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