30 of the Craziest ‘And Then It Gets Worse’ Stories

‘Then I sharted a couple blocks from home’
30 of the Craziest ‘And Then It Gets Worse’ Stories

Have you ever heard a story with so many catastrophic twists and turns that it was almost on par with a biography about the Kennedys

Okay, few things are as bad as a biography about the Kennedys, but you know what I mean — the story reaches what you think is rock bottom, but it breaks through and finds a whole other layer of ground down there. 

One Redditor shared their “and then it gets worse” story that will actually make your jaw drop. Their mother lit a bonfire, left it unattended and the grass caught on fire. Then, the garden shed caught on fire, which set the hedge on fire, along with a few gas canisters. Those gas canisters ended up igniting a rat’s nest, spewing burning rats all over the yard, which the firefighters chopped in half with axes. The Redditor mentions that the “smell of burning rat” was the worst part, and that their brother developed a rat phobia after the experience.

I bet.

Other Redditors have shared their craziest stories about the times things went from bad to worse, and some of them actually are a bit Kennedy-esque.

old_wooden_door e 6y ago Was in school sitting in the football pitch with this crazy headache and was like this shit cannot get worse then bang a ball smacked me right in the head.... 17 ...
Abtino11 7y ago About two months ago I discovered my girlfriend of 3 years had been cheating on me. We had an open relationship but eventually she started lying to me, I was more pissed because it could have been avoided. So I decided I would break up with her and work my job I hated for another year and then move somewhere new. About 3 days after I found out she cheated on me, I got fired because my boss is simply a senior asshole. That hurt more than the cheating. Now my agenda was at least pushed forward
 7y ago e My roommate in college asked me how to make ramen noodles. I told him to boil water and cook it for 3 minutes. Не followed that up with how do you boil water. 22 ...
 7y ago Grandma told me grandpa bought her a pair of heels for a sexy photo. Proceeds to show me the photo. This isn't a oh, back in the day... type of photo. It was recent. She is 77. I saw my 77 year old grandmother half naked in black pumps and lacy red underwear. The godforsaken image is burned into my retina. 61 ...
 OP 7y ago Edited 7y ago One time in college I was riding my bike back from class. A car approached me and started to slow down. This isn't uncommon on that campus. People pulled over all the time to ask for directions. Well, a guy leaned out the window, and yelled: HOLD MY DICK! And threw a plate of spaghetti at me. Hit me square in the chest. I had already had a bad day up to that point and I kid you not. The moments before he did that, I said in my head this day can't
mrcarlita 0 7y ago . I was on shrooms at a wu tang concert and pissed my pants. I later busted a nut flaccid during their performance of Triumph
Badlydressedgirl 8mo ago I had an upset stomach the day before I went on holiday to Mallorca last year, I thought it would go away on its own like usual. Nope for the 5 days we were away I had awful gas, diarrhoea and nausea. I carried on like a trooper but I was so ill and dehydrated. We fly back and the entire time in the airport I think I'm going to pass out at any moment. Got back to the UK and I'd lost a stone in 5 days, but annoying it cleared up just in time for
theoncegreats 7y ago . The night I first had sex with an ex of mine, we had been going at it and she reached down and the condom broke. From there we drove store to store at 2am for plan в and when we finally found some, I got a call from my mother and found out my dad had a heart attack. 259 ...
sashafurgang 7y ago A contractor we hired decided to piss in the snow in our driveway instead of in the toilet in the very bathroom he was retiling. Hold on, it gets worse. Не then broke our actual toilet. Like chipped a 2-inch chunk off of it. Hold on, it gets worse. Не thought we hadn't noticed, and tried to surreptitiously replace it with a similar-looking new toilet. + 169 ...
DARfuckinROCKS 7y ago At the end of a double shift delivering pizza. 11am- 4am, driving in the snow and rain getting shitty tips, harassed by drunk college dudes. I hardly took breaks to pee. I was on one of my last runs of the night. I had to pee so bad. I slipped on black ice while making a delivery and fell so hard I pissed my pants. I went straight back to the shop dropped off all the orders I had, cashed out and left. That was like 10 years ago. I'll never forget that night. 3 ...
DrMangosteen2 8mo ago Oh man I have one of these. I got woken up by my cousin calling me to tell me our Grandads house had been robbed. I get round there, my Grandad had already chased the 3 guys off with a stick but they got his car keys and escaped in his car Took hours sorting that with the police and then left for work, on the way crashed my bicycle into the side of a car coming out of a driveway and completely fucked myself up, seriously narly injury. While I was sitting on the ward that
durkbot 8mo ago On a lighter note, secondary school and we were doing this experiment with insulating and conducting materials and testing them on boiled water that was heated up on bunsen burners. All was going well until some piece of material caught fire. It was a small fire so one of us kids thought to cut its oxygen source. With a beaker. Covered in cotton wool. That then also caught fire. + 173 ...
StrategyKindly4024 8mo ago Last Friday. Just waving off the roofer who's had my last 500 pounds to fix my leaking roof, phone rings and I learn I'm losing my job (single parent-skint- catastrophic really), hang up the phone and neighbour knocking on the door to tell me the roofer fucked the roof, it's a mess and cement running down my roof (also since learnt it's still leaking), think fuck it and roll a fag, then burn my chin on the toaster lighting it Not quite the horrific tales I've just read on here, but a bit of a FML day
420GreenMachine 7y ago One night comes to mind. I took an hour long train ride to San Francisco to meet some friends that were visiting. I ended up skating 6 miles in the wrong direction, then fell and skinned the back of my hand, finally met my friends but could only hang out for a short time because it took me so long to get to them, then my phone was stolen at the train station, the train was FULL of rowdy drunk people, then the train hit someone and we were stopped for 3 hours, a drunk driver almost
JollyZancher . 6y ago в Got a flat tire in a downpour. While I'm on the ground soaked trying to fix it, a car hydroplanes and rear ends my car into the roadside ditch 25 ...
Mist3rTryHard E 6y ago Lightning struck a nearby pole, lost power and internet, and the electric surge killed my desktop's motherboard, then my daughter got sick, and then my so got even sicker so my then two-year-old daughter had to switch to formula just like that (we planned on slowly weaning her off of it to make the nights a bit more bearable). That was a hell of a November. 43 ...
LonelyPauper 6y ago . I picked up this girl at a bar. Turns out she had a boyfriend. Also turns out she's a dead fish in bed. Also turns out her idea of foreplay was tickling my dick. + 97 ...
Ov3rdose_EvE 6y ago . My cat vomited all over the floor on my freshly cleaned carpet. Tgen i realized he did that cause he ate the last piece of my favourite gummybears. While i went to get stuff to clean it up my dog licked it up a d shit himself durong the night. sigh 25 ...
 7y ago . Edited 7y ago My mum lit a bonfire and left it unattended which set fire to the grass which set fire to the garden shed which set the hedge on fire which blew up some gas canisters which set fire to a rat nest which spewed burning rats all over the yard which the fire fighters chopped in half with axes which my dad had to clean up. Edit: This is absolutely 100% true and although it left my brother with a nasty rat phobia we survived intact. The smell of burning rat was the worst
 6y ago 0 The day my ex-husband left because we were getting divorced, I helped pack him and one of our dogs into his car. I went in to work late (which had been preapproved) to find out I was laid off. I had to pack my office that very day and was sent home. 53 ...
Cpt_KiLLsTuFF 6y ago 0 Edited 6y ago This is kind of minor, but recent. I was watching my favorite team lose in the Champions League Final and thinking 'Well isn't this just great'. Then my 2 month old foster daughter projectile vomited all over me. + 289 ...
billbapapa 6y ago Had a shitty work day, normal stress I guess. But kids and wife were at something like a Chucky Cheese to celebrate something, and I was supposed to be there. Left work way late and got stuck in traffic trying to get there, it took 2 hours instead of the expected 20min and I missed basically the entire thing. So to that point just a shitty day. It happened to be near where my parents lived though, decided not to make it a total loss so drove down to their house. Got rear-ended while sitting at an
 6y ago I broke the back window on my truck closing it too hard. Well shit, that's going to cost me. On my way to see if I could get lucky and score a cheap replacement from a junkyard, the water pump starts spraying coolant everywhere. Ok, well at least I'm already at the junkyard. They're cool enough to let me leave my truck there and walk to an autoparts store for new gaskets. I come back and fix the water pump. No window there, but I did buy a lightly used pump. I'm on my way home, all
jedledbetter 6y ago I was at work and get a phone call from the police. They say there is about to be a warrant out for my arrest for an unpaid parking ticket. I tell them I paid it and sent the payment in certified mail. They tell me to bring my proof to the court house. I drive an hour through traffic, park and go inside and wait. Another hour goes by and I finally get to speak with someone and the whole thing is fixed. I walk outside to my car and see that while I was in
FynXoyk 12y ago Edited 12y ago When I was seven my mom bought me a rat at Petco. I had had a few rats as pets before and I really liked them. 3 days after we bought it, it was acting kinda tired and just stood in the corner of its cage... so like a genius it I picked it up, and it bit me. I mean like really latched on... my mom had to come pry it off my hand, and then the rat died that night. About a week later I got a fever, and what my parents
ShiftyJim 12y ago . Roommate finally loses virginity at 26 to a girl. Gets girl pregnant. Girl is other roommate's 18 year-old sister. + 2.3K ...
GrandadsLadyFriend 12y ago Edited 12y ago So I lived in an apartment with three other girls, one of whom was pretty into drugs. She started off just doing coke recreationally, but soon it became a daily thing. Anyway, she developed a pretty nasty addiction which went on for a few months. During this time, she got with this other druggie dude and had unprotected sex with him like fives times in one weekend, full cream pie each time. She was very scared she was pregnant (durr), but all she could do was hang out and wait a few weeks. And
_forum_mod 6y ago Edited 6y ago Years ago, I was having a long stint of bad luck... My car broke down, and had no car. This was pre-Uber days and the taxis used to charge astronomical amounts because... what other choice do you have? One night I paid $50 just to get to the next town for work, it was over half my pay for the night. Fate made it so when I tried to buy a car something went wrong, when I tried to rent a car something went wrong as well. One day was taking a taxi back
G01denW01f11 6y ago Coming home from Germany, had to make an emergency landing in Iceland. There were several delays in getting us a better plane, and we eventually ended up spending the night at the airport. When we finally got to New York, we couldn't go through customs because the system was down. And then a couple babies woke up and started crying. + 493 ...
 6y ago Ran out of gas in car. Stuck on side of interstate for an hour in the cold (0*C). got so mad i threw my phone and it broke (was 17 at the time). family came and gave me gas. i went and filled car up with fuel. on the way back home didnt yield on left turn and got hit in passenger side by tow truck doing 45mph. car totaled. car i got 6 weeks earlier as a birthday present, totaled.

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