31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 2, 2024

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 2, 2024

Scary Movie 6 might be a proper reunion after all. Recent news about the Wayans Brothers working together on the new film reminded us that over the summer, Anna Faris told People that she’d return to the comedy franchise on two conditions: 1) enough money; and 2) being able to work with Regina Hall again. Well, at least one of those things seems about to happen, as Hall told TV Insider that she’s “thrilled at the possibility that the band could get back together again” and would love to “see if Brenda is in this new world.”

Meanwhile, some funny people are cozying up to the BossMarc Maron, Gaby Hoffmann and David Krumholtz have all joined Jeremy Allen White’s Bruce Springsteen biopic Deliver Me From Nowhere. The film, which follows the creative evolution of Springsteen’s 1982 album “Nebraska,” will see the trio of actors playing a music producer, Springsteen’s mother and a record label executive respectively. The Springsteen-approved movie is slated to hit theaters next year.

In the wake of election night, the timeline is working fast and furious to bring some much-needed humor back to our screens. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a window for a villain, a controversial cat and a good movie to wind down to.

@ @lifeinchaos_.1 1d I would be standing in-front of the rem window every night plotting like a Villain INTERIOR PORN 9/20/24 I deserve this high ceiling highrise penthouse 126 8,464 58.5K 1.5M
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline. 4h ... WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S A I HAVE AMNESIA... LETTER IN MY POCKET. THIS COULD BE A CLUE AS TO WHO I AM YOU HAVE AMNESIA ALT 71 805 15.5K 154K
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde. 12h ... while we're brainstorming i need people to stop wearing these 4 75 2,068 56.9K
rice @412ricefarmer 16h In 2028 he'll be old enough to run for president al gore age All Images News Videos Shopping Al Gore > Age 76 years Date of birth Place of birth March 31, 1948 Washington, D.C. 33 857 31.1K 331K
Synexdoche @amor_fatti - 7 7h ... viva-1a-resistance Follow ... i really love the phrase with all due respect because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch. 104.4K notes 10 2,278 14.5K 239K
dan @Dansplainer 18h ... @marioschulz1135 33 minutes ago m I want to be gay 3 Reply 3 replies @sp33r 21 minutes ago بي why? Reply m @marioschulz1135 8 minutes ago @sp33r i don't know 1 Reply 3 244 1,815 40.4K
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 1h Let's GO CBS News @CBSNews.4 4h Police warn South Carolina residents to secure doors and windows after 40 monkeys escaped a research facility. cbsn.ws/4eq2D7s 6 38 887 38.1K
roro, PhD @fuglibetty. 8h This girl has such star power. She so clearly exemplifies the disgust in this image & pulls the emotional weight for her less-committed peers imo 9 207 5,273 59.8K
james @bitchvibrations.1 15h ... your whole empire of dirt? omg babe 16 668 5,663 del 122K
Images AI Could Never Rec... 23h ... hot n ready ST AY n Sat MasterCard Little Caesars Pizza 3.5 (711) Pizza restaurant Closed OVERVIEW MENU REVIEWS PHOTOS ABOUT CALL DIRECTIONS SAVE WEBSITE 143 61.7K 5 2,357
Brandon Wurz @excel_ranger 1d ... The best political takes are always in the DMs Cardio section pretty numb this morning. Weight room ecstatic. The two Americas. 37 1,272 24.2K 859K
chloeTS ... OLO @chloespalmtrees- 15h wow you're so ugly Andrew Tate @Cobr... .2 21h 1,014 7,264 208K del 2.9M
mik @trenchxdaddy.1 17h ... you block ppl over politics? baby i i block people over a tv show that ended 4 years ago 204 10.7K 102K 1.1M
emo @emxgala 1d ... F cinematic parallels. 217 13.7K 148K del 2M
JShmurda Hoops (1-0) @Jsh... ...20h ... Cook? 31 Went non verbal Today 2:08 P As you should used one of my 3 wishes on you don't mess this up for me What did you use the other two on 2 beers Sent 108 1,325 72.1K 1.6M
alice pieszecki @diandrasdian... 12h ... why does the prince have to randomly be 45 and the girl be born in 2000 FILM LIPOATES Film Updates @FilmUp... 13h Daisy Edgar-Jones is being eyed to star in Paul King's 'PRINCE CHARMING' movie for Disney alongside Chris Hemsworth. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/daisy- edgar-...) 97 1,943 39.2K 869K
i like food @messedupfoods-13h ... i love eating dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for boys 15 708 10.4K 237K
Political Science is fake @Inter... . 2h ... Guy who's really into sonic the hedgehog: The Democrats lost because they didn't talk enough about sonic the hedgehog 32 362 2,835 del 80.1K
Nick is not that Nick @ikisnick . 1d ... UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE 24 2.1K 37K 818K
FIONSO b. @briarenee_ . 1d wait? Kokaine Pluto @returnofkam.1 1d How long yall wait before you show your crazy? 168 8.6K 26K 1.5M
@sanaluvw.2h ... guys what just happened WeAreAmerica followed you John Cena @sanaluvw.2h manifesting a calm antisocial bf who only cares about me 99 45 2.3K 72K
thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee.1 1d bro i just ran 80,000 simulations and we were homies in all of them 13 1.2K 18K 636K
katie maloney official @365normalgirl . 1d ... I bet it was so fun to be a girl during WWII when all then men were gone at war I would've been like yassss 31 2.7K 39K 753K
@86R0WDY . 18h minions preparing to steal the moon Nashville Predators @PredsNHL . 19h All the things are happening washington dc 24 district E COLE Robinho 0:12 369K 5 157 6.2K
ben @laflamablanca49 : 3h She's trying to say a slur on teams 64 52K 5 2.9K
Mona's boyfriend @l0vetranscends 20h My sister always knows exactly what to say Today 1:31PM hey... how are you doing rn? I'm fine but not great. Work is keeping me distracted at least i took 2 whole gummies last night and i can feel my blood 5 273 12K 124K
Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch - 13h brat summer is over, welcome to first reformed forever 11 818 7.9K 186K
Luhaenten @luhaenten.14h I tend to do this too hazel @chobanigf.1 17h persimmons so tender they split themselves open S57-8-3 3 1K 9.8K 227K
GZ @GalaxyZeinz. 23h so called free thinkers when you show them a strawberry 2008-12-22 11:38:06 AM M 2/3 O 33 F RECONYX 35. 96RC55 24 1.9K 26K 367K
2REALSKI @Haz2Real 1d arm out the window and no cuffs? oh he telling it all POLICE 5.6K 80K 1.9M 441
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein td Watching Uncut Gems to relax 256 4.4K 52K 2.2M

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