40 Random Bits of Trivia We Payed a Slap Fighting Champion to Absolutely Wallop Into Our Heads
As far as brain storage goes, we’d replace our siblings’ birthdays for these facts any day!

When we heard that forcibly slamming facts into our brains is the best way to drive them in there, we were a little worried that the ensuing concussion would cause us to immediately forget them. Makes sense, right? What good are new facts if brain trauma knocks them right out of you?
Luckily, we were wrong. We didn’t really get a say in the matter, but when we came to, we were pleasantly surprised that these new facts were deeply embedded in our brains.
Are you ready? Butch here is gonna show you how it’s done!
Royalty

Sylvester Stallone

George Washington

Source: Mount Vernon
The Unknown Soldier

The River Thames

Cleopatra

The Aztecs

Hollywood’s First Effects Man

United Artists
Australia

The Inventor of the Ethernet

Source: 15 Impossibly Silly Predictions (Made By Serious People)
Pickles

Trains

Haley Joel Osment

Source: Cinema.com
Jack Kirby

The X-Files

Queen Latifah

Jon Cryer

CBS
Jim Carrey

Danielle Steel

Source: Fragrantica
Britney Spears

Firefighters

Google Maps

The Quaker Man

Abraham Lincoln

The Zimbabwe Flush

Around the World in a Modified Jeep

Wall Street Honor

Boise, Idaho

Weed Farming

Oscar the Grouch

Source: GameSpot
Ted Lasso

IT

Juries

Source: Clark Law Firm
Absinthe

Irish Seagulls

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Walmart

New Hampshire

Long-Term Trolling

Harvard University
