40 Random Bits of Trivia We Found Abandoned As Tidbits and Nursed Into Full-Grown Facts
Will your brain give these facts their forever home?
We knew this day would come. When we saved these little tidbits from the cold, we knew we couldn’t keep them forever. We just don’t have the space, and our rigorous fact-finding missions can send us all over the universe at a moment’s notice.
So thank you for taking them today. We’ll never forget our time with them, but we’re glad they’re going to a good brain.
Oh, and they love cuddles. Lots and lots of cuddles.